Chapter 37: This Kid

Four or five-year-old children, compared with babies, are heavier, and their hands are sore after holding them for a long time. But Miss Hu doesn't have to worry about this problem, she can't finish her strength, she has no concept of the word "sore hands", she holds the child all the way, and she is happy like a baby, walk and look down at the child, rub her face, walk and look down at the child, the more you look at the child, the more you look at it, the more you love!

"Eh, he doesn't have a name yet, daddy, don't you know how to name it, give me one." Miss Hu said.

The fat man is so hungry that his chest is pressed against his back, and he just wants to find a place to eat quickly, how can he care about this?

"Ah...... If you call Hu Li fool, he will call ...... Let's call it 'confused'. "The little fat man is full of nonsense. Miss Hu also applauded desperately, "Okay, good, dad is awesome!" ”

The child rolled his eyes at the fat man, "hissed", and said disdainfully: "What is this name?" ”

The little bearded girl slapped the child's forehead and said fiercely: "Shut up!" How do you talk to your dad? From now on, you'll be called Xiao Xi! ”

The child immediately restrained the unhappiness on his face, smiled and clapped his hands and said, "Xiao Xi, it's so good, mom is awesome!" ”

Miss Xiaohu picked up her little face and kissed it, "Woo, Xiao Xi is really good!" ”

The fat man has mixed feelings in his heart, not because this child doesn't want to see him, but because Miss Hu really wants to be a mother! He doesn't want to be a dad at all! Where did such a strange child come out, the fat man also listened to the words of the sword, and went to coax the child to sleep, who knew that the child drank a little wine, woke up and changed his appearance, and really became a child who was very popular with the little Hu girl, and said that his father and mother were the fat man and the little Hu girl, so he had to follow them to eat and drink! It doesn't matter if you eat and drink, the fat man goes to Kaifeng Mansion all the way, the road is far away, and there are many dangers, take this child with him...... How do you get it?

The fat man wanted to call this sword out and ask clearly, but this sword was not something he could call, although he thought of a good idea to smash it with wine, threatening this drunken sword to come out, but he hadn't tried it yet, it might not be effective, the life of this sword was completely irregular, it seemed that when he wanted to drink, he woke up, and after drinking, he didn't move again.

"Hey!" Miss Hu stretched out her hand and pointed.

The fat man patronized and lowered his head to think about things, and when he looked up, there was a disguise floating not far away, and a big word "wine" was written on it. This means that the store is at least a place to drink and eat, and if the conditions are better, housing may be provided.

This is simply Wangmei's thirst, and the little fat man unconsciously sped up his pace. It didn't take a few steps to get there. A simple faΓ§ade, a dilapidated wooden door, no place for people to sit in the house, a thatched roof outside the house to shield from the sun, a few tables and a few benches are placed underneath.

Seeing that someone was coming, a young man at the door trotted up to greet him: "Yo, still holding the child!" After a hard work, let's drink a bowl of water to quench your thirst. I'll hold it for you, child, and you can rest for a while. ”

The child shakes his head in refusal. The fat man said: "Hey, it's okay, the child doesn't need to be hugged, this child loves to hit people!" If you have anything to eat or drink, just bring more of it. ”

"Gotcha!" The young man hurriedly entered the house and served tea and water to the guests first.

The fat man and Miss Hu sat down, and the child was still lying in Miss Hu's arms. The fat man glared, "Xiaohu, you put it down, you can run and jump children, do you want someone to hold you when you sit?" ”

The child snorted proudly, expressing dissatisfaction.

"Xiao Xi obediently~ sit down by yourself." Miss Hu said with a smile.

The child got off the ground, jumped on his own, and sat upright on the bench.

Scold! This kid ...... The fat man is really a tube

Not anymore.

The tea was served, and the fat man didn't have time to compete with the child, so he took the teapot and poured a bowl for the little Hu girl before he picked up the bowl and drank the water.

The young man stood at the table and said, "We have a small business here, and we don't have any delicacies from the mountains and seas, such as rice and noodles, chickens, ducks and geese, some pork, and nothing like cattle and sheep." What do you think you have to eat? ”

Before the fat man could speak, the child first asked, "Is there any wine?" ”

If an adult asks, that's fine. A four- or five-year-old asked if there was any alcohol...... The young man was stunned. Don't say that the young man is stunned, the fat man and the little bearded girl are stunned! is still a young man trader, reacts quickly, haha laughed, "Yes!" There must be wine, it says on the front! Ha, this kid is so cute! ”

"How much wine do you want?" The young man asked the fat man. This is natural, a child and a girl, you must not ask, you can only ask the fat man.

But the fat man doesn't want to drink at all now! The fat man looked at the child and asked, "How much wine is enough for you?" ”

The young man was stunned again, such a shrewd businessman was so shocked that he couldn't speak, and he still raised such a child?!

"Let's get four or five pounds first!" As he spoke, the child tilted his head and looked at Miss Xiaohu with a smile, as if asking for his mother's consent.

"Well, five pounds! You can't starve your child! Miss Hu said.

The young man who could have spoken well had already stammered, "Ah, ha, okay, five catties of wine, it's still ...... What more? ”

The fat man remembered that Miss Hu did not eat meat, and said, "Boil two noodles, one with eggs in it, and only vegetables in the other." Two more chickens and two stir-fried dishes. "The meat belongs to the fat man, and the vegetarian belongs to the little beard girl, that's it.

"A family of three" sat here, waiting for the restaurant to serve the food. The food didn't come up, the wine came first. The young man did not put the wine directly in front of the child, but put it between the little bearded girl and the fat man. The child gave the bowl to Miss Xiaohu, and opened his mouth by himself, "Mom feed~"

Miss Hu said, "Hey~ What's the matter?" ”

The child said, "Hey~"

Miss Hu said, "Well, Mom, listen, what are you doing?" ”

The child tried to open his mouth wide and said, "Hey~"

Miss Hu slapped the table and said angrily: "If there is anything, just say, what are you feeding?!" ”

The fat man watched from the sidelines, smiling back and forth.

The child was so anxious that tears were in his eyes, he gently took Miss Hu's hand, put it on the bowl, pointed to the wine, and said, "Mom hey~feed me~"

"Oooh! Feed you wine, huh? You said it earlier! This hapless boy! ”

Miss Hu poured the wine into the bowl and took a small spoon, "Come on, ah~"

The child is always "ahh

The young man just fried the dish, brought it out, wanted to put it but didn't put it down, looking at this scene, his mouth opened bigger than a child.

The fat man buttoned the table, and the young man smiled all over his face, put the dish on the table, and said to the fat man, "Ha, this...... I would venture to ask, children love to drink? Our wine, not to mention children, adults can't stand it if they drink too much. You see......"

"It's okay!" The fat man said, "You are busy with you, my mother has no milk, this child has been fed like this since he was a child." ”

Halfway through the fat man's words, Miss Xiaohu straightened her chest and expressed her dissatisfaction with the fat man's statement! But it seems that there is nothing wrong with what he said, and it cannot be refuted.

"Oh, ha, I'm also rare and weird, you use it slowly!" The young man stooped down.

"Eh, wait a minute," fat

Zi put down his chopsticks, "Excuse me, how do you go to Gongzhou here?" ”

"This is the territory of Gongzhou, are you going to enter the city?" The young man pointed to the east, "Go that way, it's a few miles away." ”

So you came to Gongzhou? It seems that that crazy monk really sent me to Gongzhou. Huh? I'm also stupid, why don't I tell him that I'm going to Kaifeng Mansion, how good it would be to let him send me to Kaifeng Mansion directly! The fat man was annoyed by his stupidity, knocked on his head, and asked Miss Hu, "Sister, where has your crazy monk master gone?" ”

Miss Hu was busy feeding the child wine, and she didn't raise her head, and said, "Didn't I tell you?" Only my master can find me, I can't find theirs. ”

Ay! Forget it! More on that next time! The fat man buried his head in eating noodles and gnawing meat.

The fat man has finished eating, and the little bearded girl hasn't moved her chopsticks yet.

"Eh," said the fat man to the child, "you drank by yourself yesterday, why do you have to be fed today?" My mother hasn't eaten yet. ”

The child squinted and glanced at the fat man, and he ignored him.

Only then did Miss Hu think of herself, "That's right, just feed you, my mother hasn't eaten yet." ”

The child hurriedly pushed away Miss Hu's hand and said eagerly, "I'm full." Mother, are you hungry? Let's grab a bite to eat! ”

The little bearded girl eats, and the fat man and the child stare at each other. The child's eyes are completely different, and when he looks at his mother, he is full of warmth, gentleness and submissiveness; When he looked at his father, he was unruly and arrogant. The fat man can't understand it, what's the matter with this kid? The child and the fat man looked at each other, and the expression seemed to be saying to the fat man: Look at what to see, and if you look at it again, I will give you a slap! The fat man said in his heart, how can such a little boy be so horizontal? Looking at the anger and cola, I laughed out loud.

"What's wrong?" Miss Hu looked up.

"You're so cute!" The fat man said.

"What my child? It's yours, with me, our child! ”

The fat man smiled bitterly, "Yes, yes, we kids...... You...... Are you really going to take him with you? ”

"What's the matter," the little Hu girl chewed on the leaves, "he said that we are his parents, and no one cares about him, who don't we raise?" ”

"But...... Do you know where we're going? I want to go to Kaifeng Mansion! ”

"What's Kaifeng, what's wrong? You can go anywhere, what does it have to do with this child? ”

"Why don't I tell you I understand," the fat man took a sip of tea, "let's take him, we're tired, and he's not safe, you know?" ”

"Don't be tired," Miss Hu argued, "Why are you tired?" I hugged it all the way, and I wasn't afraid of getting tired. ”

The child raised his hands and reported, "Mommy, Mommy, I'll walk on my own!" The timing was perfect.

"Look," the little bearded girl was so excited that she jumped up, "look, he can walk on his own, he can walk by himself!" ”

The fat man glared at the child, and the child crossed his waist and tilted his head, and he was angry.

Helplessly, this child couldn't help it, the fat man pulled his eyes back to look at Miss Hu, "You're not afraid~ This child is eaten by monsters halfway?" ”

Miss Xiaohu stopped her chopsticks, thought seriously for a while, turned her head and reached out to scratch the tip of the child's nose, "Xiao Xi'er, are you afraid of being eaten by monsters?" ”

"Don't be afraid!" The child happily held the little bearded girl's arm.

"Look," said the little bearded girl, "he is not afraid, and he will eat it!" ”

The fat man nodded, "Well, you're such a responsible and good mother!" ”