Miss Hu was telling the story, and the child babbled and cried quietly, and then the more she cried, the louder she became, the little girl Hu sat up, touched the child's head, and asked, "What's wrong, what's wrong~ Is the story told by my mother bad?" ”

"No," the kid twitched, "I, I'm hungry......"

"Oh, that's good!" Miss Hu is very relieved - fortunately she didn't listen to my stories and cry, that hurts my self-esteem too much!

Miss Hu stretched out her fingers and poked the fat man's stomach, "What are you doing?" The child is hungry! Go get something to eat. ”

The strength of the wine came up, and after listening to Miss Xiaohu's nonsense for a long time, the fat man was about to fall asleep.

"I don't know if there's anything else to eat in the bag. I'll look for it. The fat man was sleepy-eyed and dazed, and rolled over and fell to the ground.

Without waiting for the fat man to look for it, the child said, "I want milk." ”

The fat man looked back at Miss Xiaohu, and Xiaohu's eyes widened. The fat man laughed and said, "Oh, milk? Mother, come on, right? Yes? "Makes you love to mess around! Love to be a mother, hum!

Miss Hu put her hands on her two balls and gestured a few times, looked back at the child, and laughed awkwardly, "That...... This one...... Mother: No! Let's go to bed first, Ming'er will let your father go out and find you something to eat. ”

The child cried, "Woo woo woo ~ ah, ah, just ...... The milk is delicious, I want to eat milk! ”

"Oh oh, don't cry, okay, or ...... Eat your daddy's, right? ”

The fat man glared, "Don't talk nonsense! This thing didn't eat Daddy! ”

The fat man reached into his bag and touched it, but he brought some dry food to satisfy his hunger. I took it out and handed it to Miss Hu.

"Come, eat this, open your mouth~ah~" Miss Hu took the dry food and put it to the child's mouth.

The child was very obedient, "ah" snot and tears all came down, and he didn't eat, but he cried loudly.

"This ...... What should I do~"

"It doesn't seem to be to his liking!" The fat man turned around and touched his bag again.

But the bag was full of wine. The fat man touched around, ouch, a bottle of wine, another bottle of wine, all wine...... Hey? The kid wants something to drink, and it just so happens that there is something to drink here!

The fat man took out a bottle of wine with a small mouth, and the little bearded girl scolded in a low voice: "Will you be a father?" How can you drink alcohol to children? ”

The fat man snorted and sneered, "Will you be a mother?" You're breastfeeding your baby! ”

Miss Hu thought about it, well, that's still a feed bar!

The little bearded girl put the back of the child's head on the back of the head, making the child tilt his head slightly, and the fat man tilted the wine bottle up, "Come on, drink this!" This is delicious! Slowly a little wine flowed into the child's mouth, and the fat man hurriedly stopped. That means: feeding the child is also a rush to the doctor, it is really not like words, let the child taste a few drops of wine first, he wants to drink it, just drink a little, if you can't drink it, just give up, drink so many drops of wine will not cause any harm to the child.

The child swallowed the wine, frowned and coughed a few times.

Miss Hu hurriedly waved her hand, "No, no, you can't drink this!" You guys...... You people, well, people, don't you have a nurse? The one that specializes in breastfeeding your child? ”

"You're looking for it?" The fat man pointed to the door, "You go out and see where there are people?" Anyway, I can't find it, so you can go and find it. ”

While the two were talking, the child snatched the wine bottle over, smiled, took a few sips of the wine, smacked his lips, and stretched out his tongue to lick the mouth of the wine bottle, it seemed that he was tasting the delicious food in the world!

The fat man clapped his hands, "Okay!" I'll just say okay, right? ”

Miss Xiaohu looked at it, a little worried, and said, "This...... Will the child not develop normally if he drinks too much? ”

The fat man glanced at the part below the child's head, "Uh~ It doesn't matter, he's quite abnormal." ”

"That'...... That's fine," the little bearded girl nodded, "just drink the bar, we don't have milk to feed him." ”

The child drank to himself, then staggered and lay down. The fat man grabbed the bottle to prevent it from spilling. The child has a sweet smile on his face and sleeps peacefully.

"That's sleeping? It's pretty coaxing! The fat man said.

Miss Hu looked at the child with a smile, really like a loving mother.

"Daddy, we should go to sleep too." Miss Hu whispered softly.

"Sleep...... Can't sleep. "This kid is actually quite cute to look at, but looking at his body below the head, it's weird after all! Coupled with the fat man's terrible imagination about this child before, he was always a little uneasy.

The fat man stood at the door and looked into the distance, sighed, folded back with the wine, drank two sips, and lay on the bed, "Son, tell me a story." Xiaohu began to tell the story, and the fat man closed his eyes, and after listening to two sentences, he fell asleep...... Miss Hu didn't get a response to her story, so she paused for a moment and heard the fat man snoring! Miss Hu turned her head to look at the child's sleeping appearance, and fell asleep with a smile......

Sleep until dawn.

"Mom, get up." The child slept in the innermost, and when he got up, he gently pushed the little bearded girl.

"Smack", "Dad, get up!" The child slapped the fat man in the face.

As a result, before the little bearded girl opened her eyes, the fat man's face was beaten painfully, and with an "ouch" sound, she rolled over and rolled out of bed.

Hearing the dull sound of the fat man falling to the ground, the little Hu girl hurriedly sat up and looked at the ground with wide eyes.

The fat man sat on the ground, tilting his head, his eyes full of incredulity, his gaze went around Miss Hu's left shoulder, staring straight behind Miss Hu.

"Look...... What are you looking for? ”

Miss Hu was curious about what the fat man was looking at and looked so demented, and was about to turn around, when a pair of hands reached out behind her to wrap his arms around her neck, and the child's face was pressed against her face and rubbed a few times.

The face, the same as yesterday's child's, just these hands...... How did it become so small and tender?

Miss Hu smiled and turned her head: "Child, don't make trouble, you kicked Daddy out of bed...... Target...... Target...... Damn! ”

A child has become a child! Last night, only his head was a child's head, and his body with his head down was loose, looking like an old man. But now the child she saw was smooth and delicate, and her legs were not as thick as her arms. Miss Hu sits, and the child is about to stand up straight, just enough to hold Miss Hu's neck. Short and small, what a four or five-year-old child!

"This ......" the little bearded girl turned her head and looked at the fat man.

The fat man wiped his face and said, "You ask me?" This kind of thing is easier for your kind of people to communicate, right? Do you think he's a human, a demon, or something else? ”

Miss Xiaohu turned around and pinched the child's red little face, grabbed his little hand and put it in her palm, one palm could wrap his two small fists, and the hand was fleshy and soft, "You~ Tell Mom, are you a human, a demon, or a ghost?" It's okay, no matter what you are, Mom loves you all the same. ”

The child pouted, looked up at the ceiling, and thought about it seriously, "Hmm...... Yes...... I don't know. However, I am your child, so ~ I am what you are! ”

Miss Hu lowered her head and muttered, "That's a—human...... Goblin? ”

The fat man silently packed his luggage, tied the package in a knot, and went out. At this time, when it was dawn, I could see clearly, and there was a wilderness all around, and at a distance of one hundred and eighty paces, there were scattered houses. The fat man went around to the corner, drew his sword and knocked it, "Hey, huh! Speak! Hey you~"

The fat man wanted to smash the head of the sword against the wall and scare the sword, so he swung his sword and stabbed the tip of the sword against the wall. The sword was as hard as clay, and the fat man had already pierced a hole in the wall before he could really exert his strength.

Miss Hu shouted in the house, "What are you doing! You're scaring the kids! ”

The fat man returned the sword to the sheath, looked at the scabbard, and suddenly remembered: This special scabbard is deliberately used to shield from the sun, it seems that this sword is afraid of the sun, and I can't wake up this sword when there is sunlight!

Not waking up...... If you don't wake up, you won't wake up, the fat man turned around and went back to the house, watching the little Hu girl holding the child in a circle, it really looked like the mother and son were laughing and playing. The fat man suddenly realized: yes! I came out to send this sword to the ground, this sword is not in a hurry, what am I in a hurry? I'm just out to play! Good, good! From now on, I am no longer in a hurry, when I am in a good mood to leave, and if I don't want to go, I won't go!

Thinking about it like this, the fat man seemed to have unloaded all his burdens, and his mood instantly became joyful! The fat man half-walked and half-jumped to the side of Xiaohu girl, reached out and took the child and held it in his arms, "Come!" Show Daddy, you silly boy! ”

"Smack!" The child raised his hand and slapped the fat man, "You are a big fool!" ”

The child's hands are very small, and the clumsy action of raising his hand to hit people, the little bearded girl also feels very playful and cute in her eyes, she doesn't know that the fat man's face is really painful! She also thought that the fat man was pretending to show the child and tease the child by covering his face with one hand.

"How can you beat Daddy?" When you are a mother, you naturally have to discipline your child.

The child turned his face away, looking aggrieved, "Dad, dad scolded", said and rubbed the little bearded girl's face, and evaded responsibility in a coquettish way.

"Dad scolds, you just learn to scold? Yes? You damned child, stinky child, little bastard! Xiaohu accused, but his eyes were staring at the fat man, which meant: Look! It's all up to you, and the child is broken!

The fat man didn't make a sound just by mouthing: "You scold people more ruthlessly than anyone else!" ”

Miss Hu realized her mistake, "cough cough" twice, and held the child's little hand, "Baby, you just ...... Did you hear what my mother said? ”

"I heard my mother call me 'baby'!" The child replied with a smile.

The fat man pushed the child away and stuffed it back into the arms of the little bearded girl, "You two play, I can't play with you!" ”

"Are you hungry?" Miss Hu asked the child.

"I'm hungry!" The fat man answered first.

"If you're hungry, pack up and go out to find something to eat! You big fool. Miss Hu said.

"Go out and find something to eat, you big fool!" The kid said.

"Hey! Don't learn this! ”

"Oh." The child was timid, lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the little bearded girl.

The fat man opened the door wide and let the mother and son go first, and followed behind, wondering: How can this child be so sensible and well-behaved in her place, and how can she know how to beat people when she comes to me?

Thinking about it was so angry and funny, the fat man went out with a grin and a silent smile.