Marina City.

Durey Private High School.

Boys' dormitory.

"Lord, lord, get up and go to the court to handle the case!"

At the head of the bed stood a monster more than two meters tall with the head of a bull.

"Mom, youkai!"

Jiang Feng opened his eyes, and as soon as the chrysanthemum tightened, he got up and ran out.

Niu Tou shouted from behind: "Lord Wang, you haven't worn autumn pants yet......"

The number nine is bitterly cold, and the wind is raging.

Jiang Feng wore big pants and ran from the dormitory area to the playground.

"Look, there's a stupid fork over there!"

"It's really unqualified, people call it luo ben lovers!"

"Shh......h Be quiet, maybe you are a master of cultivating immortals! ”

……

Ride the wind and waves, and the wind blows the pants and the chicks are cool!

Jiang Feng ran around the playground three times, freezing like a lost dog, and finally remembered that he could go to the bathhouse to keep warm.

"Ah...... Hooligans! Catch the hooligans! ”

There was a shrill scream from the women's bathhouse.

"What? Rogue? Where is it? ”

The cleaning aunt rushed in expectantly, shook her chest and shouted: "There is a kind of rushing at the old lady, what kind of hero is it to bully a little girl!" ”

Jiang Feng mistakenly ran into the women's bathhouse, and it took a circle to find a way out.

"Oops!"

When I arrived at the door, I bumped into a girl head-on, it was actually Banhua Lin Qi!

Seeing Jiang Feng, Lin Qi turned around with a red face and left: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake......

Jiang Feng grabbed her: "Lin Da Beauty, you are not wrong, you are making a mistake!" ”

"Huh?"

Lin Qi fluttered her long eyelashes, but she didn't react yet.

Jiang Feng snatched her handbag and said, "Borrow your clothes to wear, and help me buy a bath ticket, thank you!" After saying that, he slipped into the men's bathhouse.

"My nightdress!" Lin Qi was so angry that he stomped his feet, "Damn Jiang Feng, you know how to bully me, hum!" ”

"Ah...... So comfortable! ”

Jiang Feng lay in the big pool with an intoxicated face, thinking of the monster with a bull's head in the dormitory, and his heart palpitated.

To say, it's been sad enough lately.

Pee and wet shoes, broken network cables, fart burst out of shit, wipe the belly and buckle the broken paper, and even the chrysanthemum is deducted and bleed, the four tragedies of life let me take it all!

"The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds and muscles, is it ...... What important task does God have to hand over to me Jiang Feng? ”

I slept in the bathhouse, and when I woke up, it was half past two, and I put on my clothes and ran to the classroom.

"Damn, women's clothing boss!"

"Wait, this person is a little familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere!"

"Isn't that Luo Ben enthusiast in the morning?"

"Hahahaha...... Belch! The old man pinched his fingers, this son wants to be famous! ”

……

"Report!"

Entering the classroom, Jiang Feng stood up and saluted.

There was silence for three seconds, and the class burst into laughter.

Pink long skirt, white stockings, black and swarthy inside the stockings, sparse leg hair is faintly visible.

"Just came back from ballet?" Chinese teacher Fang Qing frowned.

Jiang Feng said: "Teacher Fang, this matter is a long story......

"Okay, go to my office, talk slowly after class!" Fang Qing didn't have a good airway.

Seeing Jiang Feng's embarrassment, Lin Qi should have been happy, but the strange thing was that he couldn't be happy.

Perhaps, every girl who is beautiful and has good grades has a crush on a bad boy in her heart.

"Tell me, what the hell is going on today?" After class, Fang Qing came to the office.

Jiang Feng said: "Wronged! It's not that I'm a ghost, it's that I'm ghosted! Teacher Fang, you don't know, I saw a ghost in the dormitory today! ”

"So you're dressed like this? Signed a women's pact with the devil? Fang Qing sneered.

As a homeroom teacher, sometimes she really can't do anything about this thorn.

Jiang Feng said: "When I saw the monster, I ran away, and when I arrived at the bathhouse, I happened to meet Lin Qi, so I asked her to borrow clothes to wear!" Don't believe you, ask Lin Qi! ”

"Enough!" Fang Qing slapped the book heavily and said, "I warn you Jiang Feng, it's okay if you don't learn or don't know how to do it yourself, but don't harm Lin Qi!" People are going to be admitted to prestigious universities, what about you, go back and drive an excavator? ”

"I ......"

"What are you, go back! By the way, help me call Lin Qi! Fang Qing rubbed her temples, as if she was not very comfortable.

Back in the classroom, the classmates laughed again, but when Jiang Feng stared at them, they were too frightened to make a sound.

Although Jiang Feng is afraid of ghosts, he is not afraid of people, and he is powerful in fighting, and he is like a leader in the class.

"Lin Qi, Teacher Fang called you!" Jiang Feng came to Lin Qi's table.

"You want to lie to me again!" Lin Qi snorted and ignored it.

Jiang Feng took out a bag of things and whispered, "The Seven Degrees Space will be returned to you, besides, Teacher Fang really called you!" ”

"Ah......h

As soon as Jiang Feng reminded him, Lin Qi remembered that his sanitary napkin was hidden in his nightdress, no wonder he didn't find it at noon.

She didn't dare to face Jiang Feng, so she left her seat as if she was running away, and said to herself: "Believe you again for the last time......"

When I went, it was fine, but when I came back, Lin Qi cried.

Jiang Feng slept several times and woke up to find that Lin Qi was still crying.

At that time, he was studying on his own at night, Jiang Feng walked over directly and said to Lin Qi's tablemate Wang Erhua: "You, change seats with me, I have something to talk to Lin Qi!" ”

"Why?" Wang Erhua was not happy.

Jiang Feng said coldly: "I, Jiang, have acted all my life, so why do I need to explain more to you and other ants!" ”

"Childish! I've read too many fantasy novels! Wang Erhua was afraid that Jiang Feng would disturb her studies, so she left obediently.

"Hey, don't cry!" Jiang Feng sat down and touched Lin Qi lightly.

Lin Qi couldn't bear it, but when Jiang Feng persuaded him, he felt even more aggrieved.

"What the hell is going on?" Jiang Feng said, "Did Teacher Fang bully you?" I'm going to help you get revenge! ”

"Don't mess around!" Lin Qi wiped her tears and said, "It has nothing to do with Teacher Fang, blame myself, I didn't do well in the exam this time!" ”

"How many?"

"This time, I got the seventh in the grade!"

"It's too much of a drop!" Jiang Feng pretended to be deep and said, "Look at me, how stable my ranking is, I have always been the first from the bottom of my grade!" ”

Being teased by Jiang Feng, Lin Qi burst into tears and laughed, and said, "You are really shameless!" ”

Jiang Feng grabbed her immature little hand, "hehe" and said with a smile: "Men are not bad, women are not loved, don't you just like my shamelessness!" ”

"Phew! Who likes you anymore! Lin Qi was so frightened that he withdrew his hand and said, "Go back quickly, Teacher Fang will be here soon!" ”

Jiang Feng said: "I haven't talked about business yet, you just drive me away!" ”

"What's the matter?" Lin Qi was a little curious.

Jiang Feng said: "That's the case, look at it, you have started to have a period, which means that you already have a reproductive function, is it time to think about life events?" ”

Lin Qi's little heart was pounding, and he said, "What do you want to express?" ”

Jiang Feng shook his hair narcissistically and said, "Do you think...... How about me being your boyfriend? ”