Chapter 5: It's over

"Oh my God, such a?"

Zhu Chaodong sat paralyzed on the ground, and his three views were destroyed.

He is the realm of the middle level of qi refining, and the realm of martial arts refining qi is divided into nine levels, one, two, three are low-level martial artists, and four, five, and six are middle-level martial artists, and each stage is divided into the early stage, middle stage, and late stage.

Starting from the seven ranks, they are the seven-rank grandmaster, the eight-rank martial god, and the nine-rank martial honor.

He had heard of Ren Xiu, not because of how good Ren Xiu was.

It's that this thing is the only person in Tsunamoto Xiuwu No. 1 who has not cultivated true qi.

However, the guy who didn't have true qi actually beat away the sixfold beast of qi refining at will.

If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, you wouldn't have believed it if you killed him!

At this time, Ren Xiu stepped forward and asked:

"Director Zhu, are you okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay, I didn't expect that I had lived for more than forty years, and I thought about all kinds of ways to die, but I never thought that I was almost bitten to death by a strange snake at school, if it weren't for you," Zhu Chaodong looked around in horror and confirmed that a strange snake could not be seen, and then said to Ren Xiu tremblingly:

"Classmate Ren Xiu, let's hurry up, this place is too evil!"

If he was reborn, Zhu Chaodong was grateful to Ren Xiu, so he almost knelt down to Ren Xiu and called him a life-saving benefactor.

Bite~

Praise from Zhu Chaodong +1.

Ren Xiumei's fart, hehe, it's that simple!

"Since I am here, as a new generation of Young Pioneers, of course I have to do good things to the end!"

"A good thing? Are you a disciple of Maoshan or a monk? ”

"Bah, I haven't been nostalgic enough for Hongchen, I don't have the heart to become a monk,"

"And what do you mean?"

"Looking for the snake's nest, you are the head of the grade, and your head is still so rusty, why are you the head of the grade?"

If a student dared to speak to Zhu Chaodong in this tone, Zhu Chaodong would have been angry a long time ago, but in the face of Ren Xiu in front of him, he couldn't say a word of rebuttal.

Ren Xiu spoke while looking around for the snake's nest.

Juza grinned, wiped the hot sweat from his head, and reminded embarrassedly:

"Xiu'er, I figured it out, you didn't have to work so hard just now, you are now possessed by the Demon King, the left and right are yin, the right hand is yang, and you can easily deal with these miscellaneous insects with saliva and sweat beads and pee and other yang things,"

"Why didn't you say it earlier! Besides, my saliva and sweat beads, plus urine, do you think you have made so many strange snakes? ”

"That's right,"

"When you have money in the future, I will buy you a bottle of brain platinum + wife oral liquid, and make up for your brain!"

"What is Brain Platinum?"

At this time, Liu Guang's voice came from outside the grove:

"Director Zhu, I'm here with the security guards, you hold on!"

"Insist, I insist on your mother, when you call someone, I will become a snake poop!"

"You can't go in, it's dangerous inside!"

"No, Ren Xiu is still inside, I want to save him!"

It was the voice of Liu Guang and Xiao Ling arguing.

Ren Xiu was a little moved.

This little girl looks soft and weak, and she still thinks about herself at the critical moment, and she doesn't suck her thighs once.

"Absolutely not! You're a girl, it's too dangerous inside! Da Zhang Wei, you take Xiao Ling away, don't make trouble with this! ”

"Got it!"

The footsteps of the two drifted apart, and the security guard who asked Da Zhang Wei to sing 'This feel is more cool' took Xiao Ling away.

Soon, seven or eight security guards crept into the grove under the leadership of Liu Guang, each carrying two high-voltage electric batons.

Suddenly, a security guard jumped out four meters away and said in great horror:

"There are strange snakes!"

Liu Guang said embarrassedly:

"Sorry, I was so nervous, the electric baton accidentally touched you!"

"Nima! If it weren't for the fact that you were the school doctor, I wouldn't be done with you! ”

Liu Guang ignored it, looked around, and said with a vigilant face:

"Be careful, everyone!"

"What about the snakes? Director Zhu, what about the strange snake you are talking about? ”

Zhu Chaodong, who had already cleaned up his pants, glared at Liu Guang angrily, too lazy to take care of Liu Guang, and looked at Ren Xiu not far away.

"That's it!"

Ren Xiu, who was deep in the dense forest, nodded and waved to the security guards:

"What's the use of a broken electric baton, go, find some shovels!"

A few security guards, you look at me, I look at you, and I say that the electric baton doesn't work, what guy works!

"What are you doing in a daze, didn't you hear what Ren Xiu said!"

Zhu Chaodong reprimanded him fiercely, and the security guards hurriedly went back to find the shovel.

Soon, the shovel was brought back, and each person had one, and even Zhu Chaodong and Liu Guang were also assigned one.

"That's it, dig a hole,"

Ren Xiu pointed to an inconspicuous dirt bag in front of him and said.

"That, classmate Ren Xiu, this can't be a lair of alien snakes, right? If you want me to see, let's find more people, let's have a little people..."

Zhu Chaodong was frightened by the strange snakes, for fear that he would dig it down and run out of a nest of snakes.

"No, what a snake is not a snake, it's over!"

"Come, I'll help everyone, dig!"

"I'm an ancient demon king, what do I do all day long, what do I do~"

Unable to resist Ren Xiu, Zhu Chaodong asked a few security guards to start digging, while he retreated to the back, holding a shovel to defend himself, and was ready to escape at any time.

Background melody, it's up to you.

Say you, don't be stunned, it's you!

Background music melody, from:

"It's done, it's done, even if it's a high mountain, it's under my feet~"

This small mountain bag, how tall one person is, is really a high mountain.

The corners of Zhu Chaodong and Liu Guang's mouths twitched fiercely.

The flame was high when everyone gathered firewood, and the people dug the pit, and the pit was deeper.

Soon, after half a meter deep, there was a bang, and the mountain bag sank, Ren Xiu waved his hand and said:

"Oh!"

A deep hole appeared in front of everyone's eyes, the entrance of the cave was pitch black, and it was impossible to see the end at a glance, and bursts of cold breath blew out, making everyone present involuntarily stand upside down.

"What are you doing!"

Liu Guang saw that Ren Xiu suddenly began to untie his pants.

"Of course, it destroyed the lair of the alien beast, so it is difficult to stab it with a stick!"

Liu Guang's legs trembled, and he involuntarily called 'Mommy'.

"You two, haven't you ever seen a man pee, it also depends on it?"

Ren Xiu said to the two stunned security guards opposite, the two security guards were excited, and the shovel in their hands almost missed, and they hurriedly joined the large army.

Zizizi...

"It's done, it's done, it's done, do it for yourself~"

As the urine flowed into the black and miserable snake hole, it was like hot water poured on a red iron block, and the white smoke steamed up, and then the smell of burnt paste came out, and the smell of fishy and disgusting made people want to cut off their noses.

A moment later, there was a 'boom' and the hill collapsed.

Dust rose everywhere, and bags of dirt flattened the ground.

"Even if it's a high mountain, it's at my feet, right?"

'Snap' a snap of the fingers.

"That's it! There will never be any more strange snakes,"

Shaking the guy, Ren Xiu turned his head to Zhu Chaodong and said:

"Director Zhu, I also did a good thing for the school, there are no other requirements, in the future, if you are late for leave or something, can you give a green light all the way?"

"No problem! Absolutely no problem, wrap it up on me, whoever dares to embarrass you in the future, let him come to me! ”

Zhu Chaodong's chest slapped the sound of the mountain.

The scene in front of him shook Zhu Chaodong and couldn't even find the north, even if he gave up the position of grade director to Ren Xiu, Zhu Chaodong didn't say a word.

"Thank you very much, but it's not that simple, there should be other reasons, let's look for it slowly in the future,"

"Ren Xiu is really awesome!"

"Amazing, amazing!"

"A soak of urine, so powerful!"

Ding Ding Ding Ding ~

Praise from security guards Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Wu, and Zhao Haozi +4.

"What are you doing? Let's go,"

Ren Xiu walked outside, and at the end he turned back to Liu Guang and said:

"Doctor Liu, if I'm not mistaken, you should be infected with some kind of snake charm, go, go to the school doctor's office, I'll show you,"

"Snake charm? My mother, classmate Ren Xiu, you have to save me, I'm still young and don't want to die! ”

As soon as he heard the name of the snake charm, he was outrageous, and he saw Ren Xiu's incredible methods, even the monk of Wupin was scared away, Liu Guang immediately regarded Ren Xiu as a life-saving straw, and chased after Ren Xiu.

"Doctor Liu, I believe that classmate Ren Xiu is the one who rescued me from the alien beasts and snakes just now!"

Zhu Chaodong affirmed Liu Guang.

Liu Guang nodded fiercely:

"I've seen the power of that bubble of urine!"

After saying that, he hurriedly chased out.

Snake charm, what is snake charm?

Ren Xiu said nonsense.

It's called the Yin Spirit, the Snake Spirit, the Black Seven, the Eight Sufferings, it's all right.

But Liu Guang didn't know, he trotted all the way into the school doctor's room, the door was not closed, and he grabbed Ren Xiu's hand, and his tears were about to fall:

"Classmate Ren Xiu, please save me, I don't know what's going on, I just passed by the grove once, I have chills all over my body in the past few days, I have no energy during the day, I can't sleep at night, I always feel that something is staring at me behind my back!"