Chapter 6: Lost weight
Ren Xiudao:
"Snake spirit possession, little meaning, can you hold back the pain?"
"Serpent spirits? Isn't it a snake charm? Could it be that the snake spirit is more terrifying than the snake ghost? ”
"Ahem,"
Ren Xiu was a little embarrassed, and quickly changed the topic:
"Well, yes, you're right!"
"My god, as long as you can save me, I'm not afraid of pain!"
"Okay, then you hold back. What's that, you don't have to face me with your ass, the male chrysanthemum is not interested,"
Chrysanthemum was silent, two tears, and a camel bell sounded in his ears.
Liu Guang turned around obediently.
Ren Xiu picked up the branch and whipped it on Liu Guang with a stick.
Syllable!
Mom~
Hey~
"Feeling better, hurry up, come again!"
Mom, yes, hey, hey,
Mom hey, mom hu, mom huhu~
After a few clicks.
Liu Guang's spirit was shocked, his back was straight, his waist was no longer bent, and his legs were also strong.
Eat the cover in the cover, in one breath, climb the fifth floor, no effort!
Liu Guang held Ren Xiu's hands cordially, with tears in his eyes, and he was grateful:
"Classmate Ren Xiu, I clearly feel that I am about to break through the fourfold and advance to the fifth! Moreover, not only has the stubborn rheumatoid disease been cured for decades, but even the prostate has lost weight, and now I have endless energy, like I am back in my thirties, thank you! ”
Bite~
Praise from school doctor Liu Guang +1.
Ren Xiuzhi was complacent, and after such a while, his two hands had accumulated seventy-seven-eighty-eight.
One hundred grievance points, just around the corner!
Praise is worth a lot, and resentment has to keep up.
As the saying goes, grasp with both hands, and both hands should be hard.
Back in the classroom, two classes have ended, and it is recess.
Xiao Ling was forcibly sent back to the classroom, and he didn't pay any attention to the lecture at all.
As soon as he saw Ren Xiu walk into the classroom, he hurriedly ran over and looked Ren Xiu up and down, inside and out, until he confirmed that there was no major problem.
"Why did it take you so long to come back?"
"How is Director Zhu?"
"You speak!"
Ren Xiu didn't answer her yet, but at this time, her roommate Nian Xiaoyi came over, Ren Xiu punched him, and complained very dissatisfied:
"You kid, why don't you call me in class!"
"I called you! But you sleep like a pig, you can't wake up, and you talk in your dreams, what fairies, mermaids, etc., you rarely have a beautiful dream and it doesn't fulfill you, besides, anyway, you are often late, not bad this time! ”
Nian Xiaoyi's roommates all know that Ren Xiu has the habit of dreaming and talking.
Besides, Ren Xiu's martial arts test results are very stable, and he has never been an exception to the crane tail all year round.
It's much more accurate than the first seven and eight times of the girl's relatives.
"Forget it, in order to make up for your mistakes, I have nowhere to eat at noon, so please let me once! I'll be an engineer with you after school at night! ”
Xiao Ling on the side listened to it and asked puzzledly:
"Engineer? What engineer? ”
Ren Xiu said in a deep voice:
"Cuboid solid engineering space porter, in the wind and rain, the engineer is you!"
Xiao Ling's face was still full of circles.
Another male classmate who listened to the conversation of several people ruthlessly debunked:
"School flower, he's a fart engineer, just moving bricks!"
Bite~
Resentment from Xiao Ling +1.
"Xiu'er, is that you, it's the first time I've heard that moving bricks is called an engineer!"
"That's right, I'm Xiu'er, the show of the flower show!"
Burst~
Xiao Ling was directly happy.
"Ren Xiu, you don't need Xiao Yi to invite, in order to thank you, I will invite you to dinner at noon!"
Xiao Ling's casual words immediately made all the male students in the classroom blow up.
"What? The school flower invites the silk to eat? Did I hear me right? She never eats with boys! ”
"This peach blossom dream is going to be on the right track?"
"I've had a peach blossom dream a hundred times, but I haven't realized it once!"
"Xiu'er, you bastard!"
Ding Ding Ding ~
From Xiao Guo, Zhang Kainan, Master Masturbation... +25 Grudge.
I'll wipe it!
It's been more than 30 years of resentment in this kung fu, and it seems that everyone enjoys this feeling!
Ren Xiumei fart, directly grabbed Xiao Lingxiang's shoulder, and continued to launch a critical attack on male compatriots:
"I declare, from now on, Xiao Ling, is my girlfriend!"
If it is said that the school flower Xiao Ling invited Ren Xiu to eat and caused the male compatriots to suffer a heavy blow, then Ren Xiu's words immediately made no difference and no dead ends, causing 10,000 points of damage to the male compatriots present.
Click, click, the sound of the boy's little heart bursting to the ground, the sound of envy, jealousy and hatred, resounded in the classroom.
Ding Ding~
Come from... Gain +30 Grudge.
This time there are more than last time, and it seems that some people are full of grievances!
Ren Xiu smiled:
"I just like to see you grit your teeth, you can't get used to me and can't kill me, and you can't kill me, and you can't help but feel aggrieved!"
Poof, the male compatriots vomited blood en masse.
"Ren Xiu, today is the hundredth time you have been late, and according to the school rules, you have been expelled!"
Zhang Qing, the head teacher, suddenly appeared on the podium.
The face was pale, and the male compatriots who fell into the abyss were shocked.
Silence for three seconds.
After reminiscing about Teacher Zhang Qing's words, all the male compatriots were like remnants of chicken blood, clapping and applauding, and leaning forward and closing together excitedly.
Haha, Xiu'er!
Get carried away, unexpectedly, you've been fired!
The school flower is still all of us, you can't enjoy it alone, everyone has a chance!
What is called happiness and sorrow, this is the best chestnut!
"This scourge should have been expelled a long time ago, and the results of the crane tail have affected our interest in learning too much!"
"That's it, the average score has been pulled down by him, and we haven't won a collective honor in class six!"
"A hundred times late, Xiu'er, you really created a record of the program!"
"That's right, it's just, poop!"
"Hahaha..."
Xiao Ling is a member of the class martial arts cultivation committee, in stark contrast to Ren Xiu, Xiao Ling's martial arts test results have long ranked first in the class, a mid-stage martial artist of the fourth grade, and also the first in the school, of course, it is positive.
Seeing this, Xiao Ling couldn't look at it, and pleaded with Zhang Qing:
"Teacher Zhang, classmate Ren Xiu didn't mean it, can you forgive him this time, I will be responsible for his martial arts test results in the future. I promise, definitely not to hold the class back! ”
"No way!"
Zhang Qingyi's words:
"Disrupting school order, being late for class, and having bad conduct, this time I have to be expelled, and it's useless for anyone to plead!"
"Who would dare to fire him!"
A loud baritone voice came, and Zhu Chaodong strode into the classroom.
Originally, Zhu Chaodong planned to let Zhang Qing praise Ren Xiu well, and even gave Ren Xiu a certificate of merit at the school assembly. After changing his wet pants, he immediately went to find Zhang Qing, the head teacher of Class 6, but he didn't expect Zhang Qing to be in the office, so he found the classroom.
As soon as he heard that Ren Xiu was going to be fired, Zhu Chaodong immediately became angry.
Hell, it's not good to fire anyone,
Dare to fire Ren Xiu, what an excellent talent this is!