Qingyang City.

At 8 o'clock in the morning, Tsunamoto Private High School, boys' dormitory 305.

It's quiet.

Suddenly!

Boom Magnet...

Martian seeds splashed everywhere.

A strong hand is rubbing the mosquito net rod violently, and as the big hand rises and falls, the spark flickers, like high-tech electric welding.

"Ahh My hand! ”

Ren Xiu sat up from the bed, her face ruddy, and she was covered in sweat.

"What's the situation?"

He had just had a dream that he was walking alone in the wilderness, and then the heavy rain came down, and he was drenched in a soup chicken, and not a single hair dried up. Later, a thunderbolt fell, and Ren Xiu felt that the thunderbolt was impartial, just in his hand.

"Mowing the grass in the nest, my hand has mutated!"

The fists were clenched tightly, Ren Xiu felt that his fists had inexhaustible strength, according to Archimedes' theory, if he made a fulcrum at this time, he was confident that he could pry the earth up.

Boom Magnet...

Holding the mosquito net rod again, with a force, the mosquito net rod erupted again, and even the surface patent leather was worn off.

Such a bull pen?

Spread out the palm of your hand and take a closer look, the palm of your hand has disappeared due to the calluses that have been worn out over the years, and there is a faint strong air flow between the ten fingers to rush out.

"Dude, this is the rhythm of going to the pinnacle of life!"

Ren Xiu couldn't suppress his excitement, and jumped down from the top bunk as soon as he turned over, and the other five roommates had already gone to class, but Ren Xiu was so cold that it was not enough to vent his anger.

Pushing open the window violently, Ren Xiu's hands were in the shape of horns, and he yelled:

"Ride the wind, break the waves, hang and fly!"

The roar echoed in every corner of Tsunamoto Ichi.

Swiftly, the echo came from many classrooms, and the voice was unanimous:

"The wind blows, the pants, the chick is cool!"

This is the common code word of the whole school in Compendium No. 1 Middle School, and anyone who hears the first half of the sentence must respond to the next sentence.

'Snap' snapped, Ren Xiu nodded with satisfaction:

"That's what you want!"

At this time, a window in the administrative building was opened at the right time, and a female teacher stuck her head out and shouted sharply: "Ren Xiu, if you don't go to class again, you are destined to be a bachelor in this life!" ”

Ren Xiu's head was cold when she shouted, and she hurriedly went back to find her clothes to wear.

That sharp female voice Ren Xiu is very familiar, and it is Zhang Qing, the head teacher who has always looked down on him.

"No matter how anxious you are, you have to fill your stomach first, and I'm late for class anyway. Nian Xiaoyi, you wait for me, and don't call me when you get up! ”

I relieved myself, Ren Xiu was not in a hurry, the dormitory building was already empty, and all the students were in the classroom at this time. When going down the stairs, Ren Xiu couldn't hold back his curiosity, and in order to verify his strength, he saw that there was no one on the left and right, so he directly bent the iron railing of the corridor.

"Wow, the world is bent, not me!"

Ren Xiu, who was a beautiful fart, went to the cafeteria first, bought a fritter and two boiled eggs, and ate them while walking.

"Ren... Worst! ”

Suddenly, the voice of a sweet girl with ten plus sugar content sounded behind Ren Xiu, and before Ren Xiu could look back, a girl wearing a kawaii top and a white skirt covered her stomach with one hand, and quickly caught up, and when she passed by Ren Xiu's side, she didn't care what Ren Xiu's reaction was, she stuffed the book and stationery in her hand into Ren Xiu's hand, and then ran towards the grove quickly at the speed of being chased by a pervert.

"School flower Xiao Ling? What's going on? ”

This beautiful girl is the common goal of all the wolf compatriots in the men's dormitory at night, Xiao Ling.

Witnessing Xiao Ling's graceful figure running close to 1.7 meters, the long skirt was slowly blown up by the breeze, and the two white calves were the same as the green onions, but Xiao Ling was running and holding his stomach tightly with both hands.

Ren Xiu's hand that was about to peel an egg stopped, and he was stunned for more than ten seconds before he reacted:

School flower family, this is a relative to visit the door!

"School flower, I can't go to that toilet, the grass is taller than people, and there are often snakes infested, hey..."

"You say it!"

Xiao Lingtou didn't reply to blame, and then hurriedly ran into the simple toilet that had been abandoned for many years.

The sudden arrival of relatives made Xiao Ling unable to manage so much, first solve personal problems, and then talk about it, Xiao Ling naturally knew about Ren Xiu's reminder. This toilet has always been known for the fact that there are often some elusive incidents in a middle school, and there are often snakes infested in it, and the school has seen many people, but the fart effect is not, and finally I have to remind students not to go in.

"It's really kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs, forget it,"

Ren Xiu shook his head, planning to take the book to class first, anyway, he and Xiao Ling were in the same class.

He turned around and was just about to leave, when a low voice for help came from the toilet:

"That's... Ren Xiu, my phone is out of battery, can you... Help me buy a pack of auntie towels? ”

"What? Let me buy it for you, that? ”

For Ren Xiu, an innocent little boy, buying that thing is very far-fetched, and he is really forced to do it, so just go hard. But Ren Xiu wants to say, don't you know that I, Ren Xiu, am a notoriously poor ghost, and I haven't even eaten lunch after eating this breakfast, where did I get the money to buy you an aunt's towel?

"My phone is out of battery, otherwise, I'll throw the money out to you, help! I didn't know it would be two weeks in advance..."

Xiao Ling's sweet pleading voice was the same as Hua Gusan, as long as it was a normal male who was developing, his body would be crisp when he heard it.

"In this case, I have to reluctantly make it difficult, you throw the money out,"

Ren Xiu was one of the first to join the Young Pioneers, and this busyness still reflects the glorious nature of the Young Pioneers.

The premise of the true color is that the school flower class, the dinosaur level is counted.

"You go on,"

"Okay, I'll wait, you throw it,"

A soft girl was thrown out with all her might, but due to the strong wind, a gust of wind blew, impartially, and the soft girl was just blown into another pit.

"Ah, fell to... I'm unlucky, I only have one cash with me in my phone case, what can I do? ”

Xiao Lingyi's cheeks were crimson, she wanted to cry without tears, and she wanted to die.

I carried it home since the morning, and I was stuck in a bus jam for an hour, and I wanted to meet Ren Xiu even if I was late, so I had someone to accompany me. I didn't expect the eldest aunt to come suddenly, and I didn't have the slightest preparation. What's more, even the only soft girl was blown into the pit by the wind.

In this case, you can't reach out and catch it!

"Ren Xiu, you have to think of a way, I really don't have cash, otherwise you can borrow it from the commissary aunt. If you help me this time, I will definitely repay you in the future, please! ”

Ren Xiu smiled and said jokingly:

"Repay me? How to repay? Do you promise to do so? ”

"Stinky Renxiu, don't make fun of me!"

It's not that Ren Xiu doesn't want to go, but the commissary charters the more than 200 catties of tonnage, and he has to turn sideways to tuck his stomach when he goes out, otherwise he won't be able to go out at all. Especially when she is most disgusted with high school students and men together, it would be strange if she saw Ren Xiu, a big man, go to buy an aunt's towel and not be drowned by her spit.

Ren Xiu looked at the book in his hand, smiled, and said to Xiao Ling:

"You don't know the fat woman, but I have a good idea!"

"Okay, really? Say it quickly, say it quickly, what's the solution? ”

Xiao Ling's eyes lit up, and hope rekindled in his heart.

"Didn't you bring a math book, I'll help you fold an aunt's towel with the book, please rest assured, I'm a good handman, make sure it's exactly the same!"

Hearing Ren Xiu's words, the corners of Xiao Ling, who was squatting in the toilet full of prayer, twitched, and said in his heart, "Your mother Mia, the books are so hard, you stack them like each other, even if you grow wings, it won't be useful!"

"Bad Ren Xiu! Death Ren Xiu! Stinky cows, you..."

Xiao Ling still wanted to continue cursing the other party, and thought about it again, in the end, he would have to rely on others, so his tone suddenly softened again, and he pleaded:

"Okay, Ren Xiu, you can help me, I don't know why this time, the number of relatives is very large, let's have a classmate,"

Wu Nong's soft words suddenly softened Ren Xiu's heart, but his trouser pockets were cleaner than his face, what should he do?

The whip is beyond the reach of the whip!

Ren Xiu suddenly took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, which was still from his roommate Hua Laosan.

Pregnant!

The yang energy in his hand bent the staircase railing, and only a small part was released, and the blessing paper towel was guaranteed to have no side leakage!

Difficulties are like springs, if you are weak, they will be strong.

so easy！

"Ren Xiu, I've begged you so much, you can't help me once!"

"Ren Xiu, are you here?"

"I know you've always liked me, big deal, I'll help you with your homework?

"I really can't, I... I promised to associate with you..."

'Snap' a crisp snap of the fingers, and then a lewd laugh came from outside the toilet:

"That's what you said!"

As soon as the words fell, and then, with a 'click', a paper towel folded in the shape of an aunt's towel fell in front of Xiao Ling's eyes, not far or close, just right, and he could reach it as soon as he stretched out his hand.

Do you want to be so precise?

The size and size are completely similar, the two wings are not big or small, except that they are a little thin, and the shape is exactly the same as the aunt's towel.

Xiao Ling almost burst out.

Your mommy, I'm begging you so much, and you're still teasing me!

"I know you must be very angry, listen to my explanation first, according to the theory of Chinese medicine in the Compendium of Materia Medica, anger will increase the flow and flow faster,"

Can anger increase traffic?

I believe you're a ghost, you're a lewd boy, you're bad!

The voice of the old god Ren Xiu continued to come:

"This is my aunt's towel developed exclusively by me, the scientific name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', 100% pollution-free pure green products, caring for the health of female compatriots, flood control and maintenance physiotherapy, treating diseases, strengthening the body without disease, absolutely safe to use. Our slogan is: No cavities! Oh no,"

"One drop of leakage, I will pay you a hundred drops!"

Reading is exciting, reading is wonderful!

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