Ren Xiu interrupted the black cloak:

"Have you ever heard the story of the big bad wolf and the little white rabbit?"

The black cloak shook his head.

"Where's Mr. Dongguo?"

Shake one’s head.

"The farmer and the snake?"

Keep shaking your head.

"What the hell are you trying to say?"

"Do you know how far away forever is?"

The black cloak was furious: "One more word of nonsense, I'll kill you with a snap of my fingers!" ”

"I want to say, how far away is forever, how far you will roll Lao Tzu for the black carbon head, if you want to shoot me, you are beautiful and there is no fold!"

The black cloak finally heard the meaning of Ren Xiu's words, and his whole body trembled, and suddenly his body was full of murderous aura,

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you right now!"

Ren Xiu pouted:

"Who are you bluffing, I really haven't read online novels, and you're talking about bull pen like this, but it's actually not relying on... By what? Let me think about it, Saorui, the books I've been reading lately are a bit miscellaneous. That's right, host! You are now a parasite in my body, I am your host, and you have the ability to kill me! Lao Tzu blinked, it was not Xiu'er! ”

Ren Xiu could see that the black cloak demon king had used up his magic power just now, and the black shadow of the black cloak that was already in a trance was even more illusory.

This is obviously the rhythm of Nima's rapid exhaustion.

Bluff kindergarten students!

"Boy, not only do you have a clear bones, but your brain circuits are double that of Qingqi, but you are too happy too early! A little bit of magic can kill you on the spot! ”

"Wait a minute,"

As soon as the black cloak heard that his threat had an effect, his black face immediately blossomed.

"Boom! Scared, right? Listen to me and do what I say! ”

"You misunderstood,"

Ren Xiu waved his hand and said:

"I'm thinking about you, can you save some effort, see?"

After saying that, the cargo held a telephone pole in his hand, and his head hit it without hesitation, DuangDuang.

"Don't look at me, I haven't even cultivated my true qi, but, as the saying goes, do it yourself, have enough food and clothing. I'm dead, let's die together! ”

Duang~

The black cloak phantom is even more illusory, and it looks like it is almost dying.

"Big brother, Xiu'er, I'm convinced, don't die, don't bump, it's really over if you hit me again!"

Ren Xiu pouted and said:

"Aren't you domineering, aren't you destroying me, you really think you're Thanos! Come on, let's try it, I'm a poor ghost anyway, my grades are at the end of the crane, I can't pass the university exam, and I die early and overlive. You are a special demon king, work hard to reincarnate Bala, and see who loses! ”

Puff puff...

The black cloak vomited blood:

"What a sin I made, I met such a strange thing as you! I've seen scoundrels, I've never seen you like this! I took you! ”

"Convinced?"

Ren Xiu touched his head.

Not to mention, the few times I pretended to be hard just now really hurt a little, and my skin was red.

"Since you are parasitic on me now, give me the truth, and besides, piggyback and ask, do you have a name for this demon king?"

"This seat is from the Wanju Sect in the Guanghan Domain, and it took tens of thousands of years to fight to become the invincible Supreme Demon King, my name..."

"Okay, you're awesome, for the sake of honorific titles, I'll call you 'Chrysanthemum' in the future, right?"

The Eternal Invincible Supreme Great Chrysanthemum Demon King nodded, and said with great satisfaction:

"Chrysanthemum... Well, that's a good name, it matches my identity well! ”

"By the way, a string of numbers popped up on Xiao Ling's head just now, which is the collected grievance?"

Chrysanthemum nodded and said:

"Not bad,"

"What's in it for you?"

"As long as you collect enough resentment, you can have my power!"

"Such a! By the way, you said enough, how much? We're generally quantitative,"

"The first hundred, the second two hundred, four hundred, eight hundred... The geometric progression doubles, and it will become more and more difficult in the future, and of course, activating my exercises will become more and more powerful! ”

"Why don't you die!"

On the Earth's side, the Earth's side is generally expensive for the first time, and the later it goes, the geometric progression falls, and finally until it is wholesale.

You're fine, it's the other way around.

Ren Xiu was speechless, a hundred grievances are worth it, after all, there are many people in the school.

But next time, next time, where to find so many people to get together, it's more difficult than saving money.

Fortunately, this road is a remote road, and no one passes by, otherwise I saw Ren Xiu talking to himself to the telephone pole alone, and I thought that I was driven crazy by the pressure of the college entrance examination.

At this time, a cry for help came from the direction of the deserted toilet:

"That's... Ren Xiu, I know you're outside, my phone is out of battery, can you...

Help me buy a pack of auntie towels? ”

"What? Let me buy it for you, that? ”

Ren Xiu called out in the same tone as when he first saw the chrysanthemum.

For Ren Xiu, an innocent little boy, buying that thing is very far-fetched, and he is really forced to do it, so just go hard. But Ren Xiu wants to say, don't you know that I, Ren Xiu, am a notoriously poor ghost, and after eating a fritter and two eggs, I haven't even eaten lunch.

Where did you get the money to buy you an aunt's towel?

"My phone is out of battery, otherwise, I'll throw the money out to you, help! I didn't know it would be two weeks in advance..."

Xiao Ling's sweet pleading voice was the same as Hua Gusan, as long as it was a normal male who was developing, his body would be crisp when he heard it.

"Okay, please,"

The tone is sweet and soft, and the sugar content is ten pluses.

In an instant, Ren Xiu's blood sugar was high.

"Well, well, I'll have to reluctantly do it, you throw the money out,"

Ren Xiu came to the door of the toilet and waited.

He was one of the first to join the Young Pioneers, and this bit of busyness still reflects the glorious nature of the Young Pioneers.

The premise of the true color is the automatic avoidance of the school flower class, the dinosaur level.

"You go on,"

"Okay, I'll wait, you throw it,"

Seeing this, the chrysanthemum immediately roared:

"Bastard! Don't forget who you are, you're now the Invincible Supreme Demon King! The demon who slaughtered the city and destroyed the stars with a snap of his fingers! I'm here for you to collect grievances, not to pick up girls! The demon king bought an aunt's towel for the girl, and the face of this seat made you lose everything! ”

"You know a hammer!"

"You dare to scold this seat?"

"What's wrong with scolding you? You especially know how to collect grievances, Ben Xiu'er's life has to be lived, I've been single for 18 years, do you say show or not? ”

The chrysanthemum was repulsed, but still reminded:

"You can watch it, don't forget, you are now possessed by the Great Demon King Chrysanthemum!"

Ren Xiu subconsciously felt a tightness in the back.

At this time, a soft girl was thrown out with all her might, but because of a gust of wind, it was very cooperative, yes, the wind cooperated.

Impartially, the soft girl was just blown into another pit.

"Ah, fell to... I'm unlucky, I only have one cash with me in my phone case, what can I do? ”

Xiao Lingyi's cheeks were crimson, she wanted to cry without tears, and she wanted to die.

I carried it home since the morning, and I was stuck in a bus jam for an hour, and I wanted to meet Ren Xiu even if I was late, so I had someone to accompany me. I didn't expect the eldest aunt to come suddenly, and I didn't have the slightest preparation. What's more, even the only soft girl was blown into the pit by the wind.

In this case, you can't reach out and catch it!

"Ren Xiu, you have to think of a way, I really don't have cash, otherwise you can borrow it from the commissary aunt. If you help me this time, I will definitely repay you in the future, please! ”

Ren Xiu smiled and said jokingly:

"Repay me? How to repay? Do you promise to do so? ”

"Stinky Renxiu, don't make fun of me!"

It's not that Ren Xiu doesn't want to go, but the commissary charters the tonnage of more than 200 catties, not to mention going out sideways, you have to inhale and close your stomach sideways, otherwise you won't be able to get out at all. Especially she can't get used to high school students and men being together, if she sees Ren Xiu, a big man, going to buy an aunt's towel, refining the cultivation of the dual qi realm, and not being drowned by her spittle.

Ren Xiu looked at the book in his hand, smiled, and said to Xiao Ling:

"It's not like you don't know, fat woman, but I have a good idea!"

"Okay, really? Say it quickly, say it quickly, what's the solution? ”

Xiao Ling's eyes lit up, and hope rekindled in his heart.

"Didn't you bring the textbook of "Ba Ti Boxing", I will help you fold an aunt towel with the book, please rest assured, I am a very good person, and I will ensure that it is exactly the same!"

Hearing Ren Xiu's words, the corners of Xiao Ling, who was squatting in the toilet full of prayer, twitched, and said in his heart, "Your mother Mia, the books are so hard, you stack them like each other, even if you grow wings, it won't be useful!"

Bite~

Resentment from Xiao Ling +1.

Hold the grass, that's okay?

"Bad Ren Xiu! Death Ren Xiu! Stinky cows, you..."

Xiao Ling still wanted to continue cursing the other party, but after thinking about it, he had to rely on others in the end.

Suddenly, his tone softened again, and he pleaded:

"Okay, Ren Xiu, you can help me, I don't know why this time, the number of relatives is very large, let's have a classmate,"

Wu Nong's soft words suddenly softened Ren Xiu's heart, but his trouser pockets were cleaner than his face, what should he do?

The whip is beyond the reach of the whip!

Ren Xiu suddenly took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, which was still from his roommate Hua Laosan.

Pregnant!

The yang energy in his hand bent the staircase railing, and only a small part was released, and the blessing paper towel was guaranteed to have no side leakage!

Difficulties are like springs, if you are weak, they will be strong.

so easy！

"Ren Xiu, I've begged you so much, you can't help me once!"

"Ren Xiu, are you here?"

"I know you've always liked me, big deal, I'll help you with your homework?

"I really can't, I... I promised to associate with you..."

'Snap' a crisp snap of the fingers, and then a lewd laugh came from outside the toilet:

"That's what you said!"

As soon as the words fell, immediately after, there was a 'click', and a paper towel folded in the shape of an aunt's towel fell in front of Xiao Ling's eyes.

The location is not far away, just right, you can reach it as soon as you reach out.

Do you want to be so precise?

The size and size are completely similar, and the two wings are neither big nor small.

Except that it is a little thin, the shape is exactly the same as that of an aunt's towel.

Xiao Ling almost burst out.

Your mommy, I'm begging you so much, and you're still teasing me!

Bite~

Resentment from Xiao Ling +1.

Cool!

Ren Xiu almost burst out laughing.

"I know you must be very angry, listen to my explanation first, according to the Chinese medicine theory of the "Compendium of Materia Medica", anger will increase the flow and speed faster,"

Can anger increase traffic?

I believe you're a ghost, you're a lewd boy, you're bad!

The voice of the old god Ren Xiu continued to come:

"This is my aunt's towel developed exclusively by me, the scientific name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', 100% pollution-free pure green products, caring for the health of female compatriots, flood control and maintenance physiotherapy, treating diseases, strengthening the body without disease, absolutely safe to use. Our slogan is: No cavities! Oh no,"

"We don't produce water, we're just guardians of nature!"