Chapter 80: Eat less greens and more meat

Miss Xiaohu also woke up, but she didn't want to come out and let the villagers see it, so she sent Xiao Xi to get breakfast, and the breakfast of the mother and son was a pot of wine. The fat man was a failure this time, he was too much of a failure, his face was lost, and the villagers were full of praise: "The heavenly master is too backbone, if you change someone else, who can withstand the beating of the monsters"

The fat man didn't want to stay longer for a moment, so when he was full, he asked Feng Chang to lead the horse out, and the fat man went back to the house to say to the mother and son, clean up, and the three of them got into the carriage and left.

The villagers knelt and kowtowed to express their gratitude You see, these villagers always ridicule the fat man, and they don't have the sincerity to say thank you, how can they kneel and kowtow at this time Is it not unreasonable but reasonable, they kowtow, it is for the little Hu girl.

Everyone knows that the real demon killer is the little beard girl. Seeing Miss Xiaohu stepping out of the house, getting into the car and about to leave, a group of people all knelt down to see off Miss Xiaohu. It's not that they don't know how to be grateful, but this fat heavenly master is purely here to be funny, which really doesn't make people have much respect.

The three of them left the village and continued on to Qianzhou. Day and night stay, go and play, go for more than ten days, a inquiry, from Qianzhou is already close, if you hurry the horse, just walk another day to arrive.

The fat man brought out the coil from home, originally to save some flowers, but when he came out of Shen Wan a few days ago, he made a fortune, so the coil was very sufficient. Rich men, no money men are difficult, with enough money, this road is the same as traveling, eating, drinking, touring the mountains and rivers, but also comfortable.

After more than ten days of peaceful life, the fat man is a little suspicious of life: uh, what's going on for so many days, I haven't encountered a single monster, and I haven't heard of anything strange happening anywhere, can it be that the monster will let me go on this way, and there will be no monsters anymore

People are afraid of idleness, once the days are dull, they begin to think blindly, if there are a few demons and monsters looking for the fat man to ask for his life every day, the fat man will have no chance to be hypocritical.

With the carriage, you are not tired during the day, and you are full of food and drink at night, and you have a comfortable life, and you are not tired and tired, so it is not easy to fall asleep, and the fat man thinks every night when he lies in bed, it's time to come, it's the middle of the night, you're a monster, you're a monster, if you don't come, the sky will be bright

Well, the paragraph above is a joke. In fact, what the fat man misses the most is Xiaoyun and Xiaoyun's tofu. Xiao Xi said, continue to walk in the direction of Kaifeng Mansion, you can meet Xiao Yun. Yes, I believe it, I can meet it, so when will I meet it, and where can I meet it, Xiao Xi didn't say.

The fat man asked about this, and Xiao Xi replied with a head: "You stupid dad Xiaoyun can't walk, she can't walk, how can I tell where she goes, maybe she will also go to Kaifeng, you will have to go to Kaifeng to see it; Maybe she's coming in our direction, and you'll be able to bump into her after two more steps. You just have to go, you ask me, I don't know. ”

Tossing and turning at night, the fat man was thinking, why haven't I met yet, why haven't I met where Xiaoyun is, how long will I have to walk to bump into her, and then I thought about it, this kid can say, maybe, maybe I have always found Kaifeng, and I can't see Xiaoyun

Miss Hu and Xiao Xi slept in the same room, and the fat man slept in a room alone, according to people, he was alone, but he actually had a sword to accompany him. These days, this sword is broken, and the fat man is lovesick and can't sleep

, so every night a table full of wine was set up to compete with this sword.

The sword is living more and more spiritually. The fat man is getting haggard day by day, the more he can't sleep, the more he loves to think, the more cranky he is, the more upset he becomes, and it is difficult to sleep

Miss Xiaohu is a goblin who has not succeeded in cultivating halfway, and she is kind by nature, she doesn't eat meat, and she doesn't like to watch people eat meat. In the past few days, I have seen that the fat man has lost weight, sitting in the carriage with his head drooping listlessly, and the little Hu girl will order meat first as soon as she enters the restaurant.

In the past, fat people had no money to buy meat to eat, and if they wanted a piece of meat, they had to be cheeky to find others to eat and drink, even if they ate a small piece of skin, they felt very fragrant. Now that I have money, I can eat as much meat as I want, and it doesn't taste very good. This thing is like this, it's rare to eat once, the aftertaste is endless, eat it every day, and it's tired, it's not annoying, but it's not a special feeling, it's purely hungry.

The fat man was tired of eating meat, so he wanted to change his taste and taste the light, but before he sat down, he ordered two catties of beef first. The fat man looked at Miss Hu with a puzzled face, "Uh, sister, you have changed your taste" Isn't it such a coincidence, I changed to a vegetarian diet, and my sister changed to eat meat

"The meat is here for you to eat, brother," Miss Hu stared, "You may not have the habit of looking in the mirror, and you will see for yourself how thin you have become in a while." You have to eat more."

The fat man shouted to Xiao Er: "Don't want meat, don't want it"

Miss Hu was in a hurry, slapped the table, and "bring the meat"

The shopkeeper looked at the fat man, and then at the little Hu girl, but he didn't dare to speak.

The fat man glared at Xiao Er again, "Didn't you hear it?"

Miss Hu was not an ordinary girl, and in a hurry, she used a little bit of strength, and slapped the table hard, almost shattering the whole table, the dishes, cups, and teapots, all of which bounced up, jumped from the table to the ground, and "Ping Pong" shattered to the ground.

At this time, not only did the shopkeeper dare not speak, but the entire restaurant was silent, and all eyes were focused on the fat man's table. The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, hurriedly ran out from behind the counter, pushed away the shopkeeper, bowed his head and said: "The hospitality is not good, the forgiveness of sins and forgiveness of sins The young man is not sensible, don't be like him, if you have something to order, I will do it." ”

Don't look at the big movement, these two are fine, it's not that they really want to fight, it's just that the fat man doesn't want to eat meat, and when he speaks to Xiao Er, his tone is a little heavier, Miss Xiao Hu wants the fat man to eat meat, seeing that the fat man threatens Xiao Er, Miss Xiao Hu also imitates the fat man's coming, deliberately fierce, but she doesn't pay attention to the weight of her subordinates, and she is a little heavier when she slaps the table, it's just such a trivial matter.

Seeing the shopkeeper coming, the fat man also felt a little embarrassed, and whispered: "It's okay, I don't want the meat I ordered at this table, you can just withdraw it." ”

"Okay, I'll go talk to the cook." The shopkeeper turned his head to leave.

Miss Hu stopped doing it, and shouted loudly: "Bring the meat" This time she didn't slap the table, but she still spoke loudly.

The shopkeeper turned his head back again, looked at the fat man, "Look at this guest officer" Now it is understood, it turns out that these two people quarreled, this is the matter, one said to want and the other said no, in the end do you want it, the shopkeeper has to ask the fat man, why not ask the little beard girl looks fat to talk better, ask this girl, afraid that she will be angry and lift the table.

The fat man sighed, "Okay, okay, let's serve it." "I can't resist his sister, who has already dropped things on the ground, affecting the business of the store and the guests to eat, and can't quarrel anymore to make people see jokes, so the fat man had to say so.

Miss Xiaohu is so upright that she doesn't care about secular etiquette and other people's eyes, she wants to let the fat man eat meat, so she has to let the fat man eat meat. didn't bring the meat up, first overturned the table, and then grabbed the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper, and beat them all, she could do it. So it was a very correct decision for the fat man to take a step back.

After ordering the meat and dishes, they were all on the table, Miss Xiaohu was full of joy, and first pushed the meat in front of the fat man, "Eat quickly, brother, eat quickly, you are so unenergetic, you haven't met any monsters in the past few days, why do you seem to have been harmed by monsters, and you don't have any energy at all." ”

The fat man looked at the plate of meat, his face was sad, and he had no appetite at all.

"Sister, sister, brother is not hungry and has no energy, brother is my brother who misses your sister-in-law."

Miss Xiaohu nodded, and said in her heart, well, it was really a monster who was harmed, but a monster harmed people, absorbing people's spiritual spirit, and always leading people away, not to mention hand to hand, foot to foot, at least next to each other, very close distance, to do it. I didn't expect it, my sister-in-law Xiaoyun is so powerful, people don't know where they went, I don't know if it's hundreds or tens of thousands of miles, it can still hurt my brother, it's not right, my sister-in-law won't hurt my brother

If she knew what lovesickness was, wouldn't she have succeeded in cultivating earlier, and when the fat man mentioned this, she was stunned, "Ah, what do you mean, brother, you want to be a sister-in-law, why are you still not energetic, what does it have to do with your sister-in-law?"

The fat man hung his head and ate a few vegetable leaves, "Hey, eat it, sister, don't say it." Oh, Xiaoxi, eat something. "A good foodie fat man, when he mentions Xiaoyun, he really can't sleep and can't eat well.

Miss Xiaohu put the dish on it, moved it to her, and pointed to the plate of meat, "Don't snatch my food to eat, you eat meat, let's say it's okay, you want to eat meat"

Alas, I'm really angry, when did I tell you that I want to eat meat The fat man shook his head helplessly, put down his chopsticks, and poured a bowl of wine.

Picking up the bowl to drink, Miss Xiaohu snatched the bowl away with one hand, "Don't drink, how much wine have you drunk these days, the more you drink, the more you lose your energy, you hurry up and eat meat." ”

The fat man lowered his head, one hand on the table to support his forehead, "Don't make trouble, sister, you don't understand my mood." "It's really unreasonable to be with this little vixen who doesn't understand love.

Miss Xiaohu doesn't like to listen to this, she is so angry that she can't do it, I just don't understand what mood is right, I don't care what mood you have, you have to eat and sleep well, all day long, so sluggish and sluggish, as if the soul has drifted away, oh, if you are in a bad mood, you will not be alive, if you are in a bad mood, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles

"You don't eat meat or not," Miss Hu pointed to the table with her ring finger, "If you don't eat, I'll flip the table, I still go to the room to uncover the tiles, believe it or not"

"Ouch, my aunt and grandmother, this is not our house, this is a restaurant, what are you doing?"

The little bearded girl stood up suddenly, looked up at the ceiling, "I don't care where this is."

"Sit down, sit down and I eat meat, I eat meat"