Chapter 79: The Heavenly Master is still eating
When the little bearded girl wiped the fat man's whole body with alcohol, the fat man's tears fell, and Xiao Xi also came back, and the child ran to the mountain to collect medicine, and came back with a bag of herbs.
The fat man looked at this pit boy and got angry, blew his beard and glared, "Where did you go, stinky boy, you come over to me, I haven't settled accounts with you yet" I tried to stand up with my hand, my body moved, my whole body was like a needle prick, it hurt and itched, the fat man suddenly lost his temper, and he lay down obediently, not daring to move.
Xiao Xi leaned back with a smile, "Hahaha, stupid daddy, come and beat me"
Miss Xiaohu jumped over from the side of the bed and grabbed Xiao Xi's ears, "You still dare to tease your father, you see, your father is injured like this"
"Ouch," Xiao Xi tiptoed, covered her ears with one hand, and lifted a large bag of herbs to show Miss Hu with the other, "I'm wrong, mother, you see, this is medicine for my father's injuries." ”
"That's pretty much it." Miss Hu let go of Xiao Xi and took the burden from him. When I opened it, it was full of all kinds of grass, and Miss Xiaohu had seen humans grabbing medicine and decocting medicine, but she had never done this, so she rubbed Xiao Xi's head and told Xiao Xi: "Go, quickly decoct medicine for your father." ”
"Okay" Xiao Xi seemed to regard the decoction as a very interesting thing, and seemed to be in high spirits, and happily agreed.
Xiao Xi put the bag on the table, stood on the stool by himself, took out all kinds of grass from the bag very carefully, arranged them in different categories, some took roots, some cut off stems, and some picked leaves, put them in the wine jug, clapped his little hands, and said, "It's done." ”
The fat man couldn't get up while lying on the bed, and when he heard Xiao Xi say that he wanted to decoction medicine, he squinted at Xiao Xi. Seeing that he put the selected herbs into the wine jug, the fat man said in his heart, this kid probably thinks that the monster can't kill me, and decided to feed me a few bowls of poison himself
Xiao Xi poured some more wine into the wine jug filled with herbs, asked Feng Chang to take it to warm it, and then poured it for the fat man to drink, Feng Chang went out with the wine jug. The more the fat man listened, the more he felt that he was not talking, and he was even more convinced, this kid is probably going to cheat his father again, and Feng Chang brought the medicine for a while, but I won't drink it.
The warm sake is only slightly overheated, and the temperature is between 30 and 40 degrees Celsius, and it is not said that it is boiled directly. However, the decoction needs to be boiled with a fire first, and then changed to a simmer to fry slowly, so that the taste of the medicine can be brought out. Warm wine and decoction are not the same thing at all, Xiao Xi put the herbs in the wine jug, saying that warm wine is even if it is decoction, contrary to common sense, no matter how you listen to it, it is nonsense.
Feng Chang warmed the wine as Xiao Xi said, and then came in with the wine jug again. As soon as Feng Chang entered the house, the room was full of incense. The fragrance of the herbs is strong, the fat man lifts his nose and smells it, which is refreshing, and he has made up his mind not to drink medicine, but now he wants to drink it a little. Feng Chang poured a bowl and handed it to Miss Xiaohu. The little bearded girl took it and was about to pour it into the fat man's mouth.
"Wait" the fat man shouted loudly, "Sister, you are going to burn me to death" It doesn't matter if it's cool, it's okay if it's cool, how can there be a freshly fried medicine that can be drunk directly
"Uh" Miss Hu frowned and wondered, "Probably not, how can warm wine burn your mouth?"
The fat man then remembered, yes, it was a decoction, Xiao Xi's method of decoction is different, just put the medicine into the wine, warm the wine, even if the medicine is decocted, the temperature is not high enough to burn the mouth
。 Thinking about it like this, I felt even more strange, the fat man pushed away the bowl, motioned to Miss Xiaohu to wait, turned his head and shouted: "Xiao Xi, Xiao Xi, come here, Dad asked you, you decoction medicine, why is it fried in wine, besides, this is not called decoction, but warm wine, water is not boiling, can the medicine decocted in this way be effective?"
This child looks very serious when he picks herbs and puts them in the wine jug, not like when he wants to cheat his father, always with a bad smile, but he thinks that this child may be pitted all the time to face this child who is always a cheat, who can say it accurately, so the fat man should ask before drinking the medicine to see if what the child said is reasonable. Such a decoction of medicine is already very unreasonable, if this child does not have a reasonable explanation, then it is better not to drink this bowl of medicine.
Xiao Xi jumped over, and didn't reply to the fat man's words, so he put his nose close to the flask and sniffed it, and said, "That's right, it's okay." As if pleased with his work, Xiao Xi was elated, danced and jumped back to the table to drink.
Miss Xiaohu put the bowl to the fat man's mouth again, "Brother, Xiao Xi said yes, it's okay, you can drink it quickly." ”
"No, no, no," the fat man shook his head weakly, "This medicine is too awkward to look at, you let Xiao Xi explain clearly, what is going on with this medicine." ”
Miss Xiaohu trusts Xiaoxi, according to Miss Xiaohu's character, she can't stand a mother-in-law like a fat man, and she wants to open the fat man's mouth and stuff the whole bowl into it, but seeing that the fat man is seriously injured, Miss Xiaohu can't help but feel distressed, so she is much gentler.
The fat man didn't listen, the little Hu girl called, the child was obedient, the mother shouted, he ran over, and said to the little Hu girl: "Mother, don't worry, this time I will definitely not cheat my father, the medicinal materials are all carefully selected by me, where do I understand this stupid father, this prescription is unique, it is introduced by warm wine as medicine, you will know it after drinking, you don't want to kill me, okay mother." ”
The fat man didn't say a word, but picked up the bowl and drank it, since the child said so to his mother, the fat man was willing to drink.
There was nothing to help with, so Feng Chang went to his sister Feng Jing's house to take care of his sister. The fat man drank the medicine, and the family of three and the sword also fell asleep.
The next morning, the fat man got up the earliest, was full of energy, and was full of joy, stretched his waist and turned over and went to the ground. Suddenly remembered something, looked down in surprise, the wound was all healed, waved his hand and shook his feet, there was no pain, the fat man was even happier, and ran to the kitchen to find something to eat.
There are still a lot of things left from the villagers yesterday, you still remember, vegetarian, the fat man asked the villagers to take them back, leaving only the meat, and there was no refrigerator that year, so Feng Chang put it all in the kitchen. Cooked meat is placed in a large pot and covered with a lid, which is considered a way to keep it fresh.
The fat man made a fire, poured it into water, steamed the meat, dipped it in salt and ate it, and his mouth was full of oil. While eating, the villagers flocked to the house, bringing all the delicious food and drink at home, one to thank the fat man and his party, and the other to gather at Feng Chang's house to celebrate.
The fat man didn't know what was going on, so when he heard the noise outside, he poked his head out with meat in his mouth. The villagers came to take a look, but they didn't wake up, and they were just about to call Feng Chang, and they went to the kitchen here, when they saw that the fat heavenly master poked his head out, and he still had a piece of meat in his mouth, and he was all happy:
"Ah, it's still the Heavenly Master who got up early."
"What do you mean by getting up early, the human heavenly master ate from last night until dawn"
The fat man was holding the meat, and when he saw so many people staring at him, his mouth was embarrassed to move, and he wanted to hide, but he had been seen, and then he heard what everyone said, his face was red and hot, and he was annoyed and angry, and the fat man "hummed", retracted his head, and then turned his grief and anger into appetite, and continued to gnaw on the meat if there was no one around.
Play and play, no matter whether the heavenly master is capable or not, after all, people have contributed, and the monsters are really excepted, and they always have to be thanked. Everyone rushed into the kitchen, "Come on, come on, Heavenly Master, there's freshly stewed meat here, it's fragrant."
The meat that has just been stewed is much stronger than that of the overnight one, a foodie like a fat man, who has not seen the meat yet, just smells it, his eyes are glowing, this kind of person is best to interact, whether he has laughed at him or not, whether there is any contradiction, invite him to eat a good meal, and it will be done, if not, it will be two meals.
The fat man's eating looks at the others, and they feel that he eats so deliciously, and he can't help it, so he feels that he is also hungry, and a group of people take out all the delicious food and eat it with the fat man. Eating and chatting, noisy and shouting, people who could have slept a little longer were woken up.
Feng Chang rubbed his sleepy eyes, came over and took a look, "Come out so early, come out quickly" moved out the tables and chairs and set them up, and asked everyone to move outside the house to eat and let a group of people crowd in the kitchen, standing and squatting, not hospitality.
Everyone remembered that the fat man worked hard, but it was a child and a girl who really got rid of the demon, and they all asked Feng Chang what was going on. Feng Chang didn't know either, so he said to everyone: "Then you have to ask the Heavenly Master, the people are brought by the Heavenly Master." ”
The fat man just wanted to eat and drink, so he didn't want to talk more, besides, he couldn't talk more, and told them that the little Hu girl was also a goblin Seeing that Feng Chang led the conversation to himself, without anyone asking, the fat man frowned first, waved his hand, and sighed: "Don't say it, the secret of heaven must not be leaked."
That's it, everybody. People helped you get rid of the demon, and asked so many why did you drink to celebrate, come and toast the fat man. didn't drink a few cups, a small hand pulled the hem of the fat man's clothes from behind, this touch, this height, you don't have to look back to know, it's a small thin. The fat man turned around mainly to see if Miss Hu had come with Xiao Xi.
Turn around and turn your head, you can't see anyone, you have to look down to see. Xiao Xi pursed her lips, "I'm hungry, stupid daddy, bring me a pot of wine." ”
Xiao Xiao is short, he talks quietly, everyone drinks and chats, and no one notices. Feng Chang was closest to the fat man, and as soon as the fat man turned around, he also turned around, saw Xiao Xi, and said excitedly: "Yo, it turns out that prodigies love to drink"
Feng Chang shouted, and everyone came to see it. I think the child is cute, so I come over and ask questions such as "Do you know how to fight a monster?", "How do you fight a monster?", "Can you kill a monster with a torch?" Obviously, these people are confused by Xiao Xi's appearance, he looks small and cute, but if you want to tease him, it's good if he doesn't play you
The fat man said in his heart, he was always cheated by this child, and it was time for me to cheat him. The fat man turned around and continued to drink and eat meat, deliberately not giving the wine to Xiao Xi, snickering in his heart: It is to let you, a little broken child, have no alcohol to drink, and be surrounded by people to ask questions and see if you will be annoyed to death, hahaha
Xiao Xi exclaimed "Ah", looked up at a certain point in the sky, everyone was confused, and they all looked up at the sky, Xiao Xi picked up the wine jug and got out, muttering as he walked: "Hum stupid human." ”