1. I have a friend who is very afraid of his wife, so I said to him: "You are too aggrieved every day, I will introduce you to a gym, and if you go inside to punch sandbags to vent your anger, you will be beaten your wife." A few days later, the gym coach called me: "There's something wrong with your friend, I've been kneeling in front of the sandbag all afternoon." ”

2. The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied: Yes! Host: Give an example! The eagle was tearful: That year, I was asleep, and the cat climbed the tree... Then there were owls

3. I was woken up by a rich second-generation friend late at night, he said that he was alone on the street, it was so cold, and he didn't bring any money, so he wanted me to squeeze here all night. I took him over and asked, "Did you quarrel with your parents?" He drank hot water and said, "No, I just feel that I don't have to do anything every day, and I don't earn my own money, and I want to go out and experience the feeling of poverty and homelessness." I couldn't stop crying......

4. When my husband came to my house for dinner for the first time, my mother made roast goose, and this thing was eaten, and she burped three loud burps in a row: Uh~Uh~Uh...... We all looked at him, and he hurriedly continued: "Song to the sky, white hair floating in green water, on the table in a blink of an eye......!"

5. On Valentine's Day night, I went out with the male ticket and came home a little late. Opened the door lightly, my father was already sitting in the hall with a serious face, and it was a scolding to stop me. . . A few minutes later, my brother came back sneakily too. I snickered as my brother came back to share the fire. Daddy looked up at my brother, "It's useless to come back so early!"

6. As soon as I got to work today, my boss called me to his office. He said to me earnestly: Xiao Wang, you have to work carefully, Xiao Li went to pass the sewer in my house once, and it hasn't been blocked for a year! Since you went there once last month, it has been blocked five times this month! Just now your sister-in-law called and said that it was blocked again, so go and take a look......

7. In the morning, my sister was changing clothes in the house, and I went in without knocking, and my sister screamed and covered her upper body with her clothes. I said: What are you afraid of, our dad left at work, and my mother and I were at home, all of them were women, what are you afraid of. My sister replied: I'm afraid you have low self-esteem...

8. At the class reunion, I was dizzy from drinking, I came out of the private room to go to the bathroom, and when I came back, I saw that the private room was almost the same, and I couldn't remember where I was at all. At this time, a man came out of the private room and dragged me in, and asked me why I had been gone for so long, and I had to drink alcohol! After drinking three glasses in a row, I took a closer look and found that there was no one in the room whom I knew......