The fat man scolded the street in his heart, this little rare, really cheated his father! What about the gods who said good?!

Come on, don't be cowardly! Originally, I thought so, if the gods didn't come, then I would go up to the fat man and grit his teeth, hold the wooden sword, and point to the black clouds in the sky, "Demon, come down!" ”

The figure on the cloud sat down cross-legged, and a crisp voice came out, "You come up, Great Heavenly Master." ”

The fat man was so angry that he jumped a few times in vain.

The villagers were still cheering on the sidelines, "Up, Heavenly Master, up!" Get her! ”

He is not a true heavenly master, he can't do any martial arts, where can he jump?

After jumping a few times, he was so tired that he couldn't do it, pinched his waist and panted, and didn't forget to raise his sword and point at the black cloud, "You come down, come down quickly!" ”

Ho...... The fat man's face was blue and purple for a while, and his face was really ugly. Tell the monster to come down, and the monster not only doesn't get down, but also sits down; I want to jump up and fight the monster, but I don't have the ability to jump up, it's too embarrassing!

I thought that the Heavenly Master would fly up to the clouds to fight monsters after a jump, but it turned out that this fat Heavenly Master was just like a ball, bounced on the ground a few times, and the height from the ground was not as high as the table, and the villagers were stunned that this Heavenly Master was too watery!

There was a "giggle" laugh from the black clouds. The fat man really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

This hapless kid! The fat man hurriedly turned his head, looked around for Xiao Xi's figure, and quickly asked Xiao Xi, what should I do next, pretending to be this heavenly master, I am embarrassed and embarrassed.

Looking around, a circle of people gathered around. Look at the figure, it's all women.

Originally, the women in the village, under the effect of witchcraft, should go out to the village entrance to gather and dance, and the fat man did it, attracting the monsters, and the monsters brought these big girls and little daughters-in-law by the way.

The monster looked at this celestial master, oops...... This fat celestial master is not taller than the table when he jumps up, it's too cola! That's it, you dare to pretend to be a heavenly master to catch demons? Hahaha, it's really funny, oh no, let the demon laugh off his big teeth.

The monster performed a magic spell in the air, and all the women on the ground formed a circle, like a walking corpse, and approached the fat celestial master step by step with a blank face.

Looking at it, the male villagers who saw the excitement were gone, and there was a dense circle of people, all of whom were women controlled by monsters, and the fat man looked at his scalp numb. The fat man reached out to his waist, held the hilt of the sword, and immediately let go of his hand, and said no, this sword is extremely sharp, if it is really chopped, people will die, and it can be used to fight monsters, but these people are ordinary people who are manipulated by monsters, I can't make this sword!

Seeing that this circle of women was gathered around, and it was less than two meters away from him, the fat man raised his head and shouted at the black cloud: "You come down for me!" ”

The monster snorted coldly in the air, as if under an order, and all the women around the fat man pounced, beating their heads, slapping their heads, pulling their hair, pulling their ears, biting their arms, and twisting their thighs.

There were too many people, and the fat man was pressed to the ground, and the fat man couldn't stand up, and was buried in the pile of women, leaving only the screams of "whoop and whine". scolded the street in my heart: Where is Xiao Xi?! the dog-legged Heavenly Master! Where are all the men in the village?! Damn, can you take care of your daughter-in-law?!

The fat man's clothes and pants were torn to tatters, and the whole person shrunk into a ball and hid under the offering table, and the group of women overturned the offering table, and then turned to the fat man

Scratching and tearing, the fat man was covered in scratches, and his face was covered with blood marks cut by his fingernails one after another.

The fat man resisted desperately and shouted for help, "Is there anyone?" Where have all the people gone? Come and help! "The men are watching the show, but no one dares to come, they have seen the power of these women who have lost their minds, not only do they not want to help, but they also gloat a little, and even want to shout and cheer for their own women: "Okay, come on!" Above! Scratch this fake Heavenly Master to death! ”

Everyone's psychology is probably like this: You say what you need to prepare, we all respond positively, everything is ready, good food and drink are for you, I look forward to you doing the demon extermination, you have no ability at all, and dare to pretend to be a heavenly master to get rid of the demon? You deserve to scratch you!

As for where Xiao Xi and Xiao Hu are, who knows where to go? This was originally a pair of confused mothers and cheating fathers.

The monster laughed on the black cloud, "Dead fatty, do you still catch demons?" "This monster is taking revenge on the fat man, you want to catch me? Then I'll give you a taste of being scratched and scratched.

In the process of this group of women ravaging the fat man, scratching and scratching, someone's hand hooked the sword on the fat man's waist, and pulled the sword out in one fell swoop. The sword fell to the ground, shining, like a person, "standing", twisting the "waist", the blade of the sword turned a few times, cutting the air, whirring. The black shadow on the cloud fell backwards, and a group of women on the ground jumped a few steps backwards and dodged.

This sword can move on its own, and it is like a human, like a person, it has long eyes, "looks" at the air, shoots it with a "bang", and goes to the black cloud. The fat man looked up, and the sword pierced into the clouds and was gone. In an instant, the wind vanished, and the soft white moonlight poured back on the ground.

The black shadow fluttered down, and in the independent posture of the golden rooster, with only one foot, it was fixed on the leg of the overturned offering table. Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and the sword stabbed down from the air again, and the black shadow tiptoed a little, and turned backwards to avoid it.

With a "snap", the table was torn apart, and the blade of the sword plunged into the ground.

The sword actually flew into the air by itself, chasing the monster stab, and the fat man was stunned, and he couldn't help, so he looked stupidly. The monster had never seen such an evil sword, and I don't know which immortal's magic weapon it was, so he was taken aback and jumped from the air to the ground to dodge the sword. At this moment, the sword plunged headlong into the ground, and the offering table was shattered, and the power was amazing, and the youkai was startled, staring at the sword, ready to dodge its next attack. The fat man also watched, hoping that the sword would stab the monster and eliminate the demon for him.

A demon, a person, a sword, motionless, the picture froze for a few minutes, and the sword spoke, "Hey, hey...... That one...... Little fat man! Come here, I'...... I can't get my head out. Ouch, headache. ”

The monster "poof" is happy, this sword is the same as this fat celestial master, is it all funny?

Almost every inch of the fat man's body was injured to varying degrees in the process of being scratched by a group of women, and he stepped to pull the sword out of the ground, and as soon as he stepped out of his foot, he tore open the wound, stinging and stinging, and the fat man gritted his teeth, "hiss, ahh

The monster slightly hooked the corners of its mouth, and the wind was blowing under its feet, so fast that it was impossible to see people clearly, only a shadow mark left by the fluttering skirt. The fat man only felt that it was dark in front of him, there was a gust of wind blowing, and he didn't see what it was that pushed his chin, the force was so great that the fat man was powerless to parry, and as soon as he tilted his head, his feet left the ground, and the whole person flew out in the air, fell to the ground, dusty, and his body was on the ground

A two-meter-long mark was made on it.

The fat man was already bruised all over his body by that group of crazy women, and he insisted on walking with severe pain, and his jaw was hit hard, and he was already dizzy at that time, and then fell to the ground, and scratched two meters on the ground, almost in a delirious semi-comatose state.

I'm going to pass out, but I'm not completely unconscious, but I'm still thinking in my head, monsters, monsters! I'm going to get rid of the demons! This fat celestial master, although he has no ability, is still very responsible. Seriously injured, still thinking, no, I was knocked unconscious by the monster, my disgrace is a trivial matter, now I can summon the monster, if I don't get rid of the demon, others will suffer, no matter what, I'm going to pull out the sword!

With a breath in his chest, the fat man put his fist on the ground, propped up his upper body, sat up tremblingly, and widened his eyes to find the sword.

The tip of the sword was still stuck in the soil, and the youkai held the hilt of the sword and thrust the sword into the soil. Let that fat Heavenly Master pull out this sword and stab her again? Youkai aren't stupid!

The fat man saw it and sighed, "Hey...... Brother Jian, let's get rid of the demon, I'm miserable like this, can you be serious...... "How good it is for you to help me kill this monster, how can you still ...... Hey, what's this called!

You don't have to think about it, when you want to draw the sword just now, you must have been attacked by the monster, and now you see the monster grabbing the hilt of the sword and inserting it into the soil, the fat man is desperate, how can I pull out the sword now? Where is the youkai, I was kicked away by her again in the past?

The fat man struggled to stand up, his feet were unsteady, and he staggered and staggered as if a gust of wind could sweep him away.

Miss Hu and Xiao Xi have been watching. When the fat man was surrounded by a circle of women, Miss Xiaohu wanted to make a move, "Your father is in danger, no, I will save your father." Xiao Xi said: "Don't worry, mother, it's not a knife and a gun, a group of bare-handed girls can still eat my father?" Besides, surrounded by a circle of women, the dream in the hearts of countless men at this time, let my father enjoy it. ”

"Yes...... Is that so? ”

"Of course!" Xiao Xi nodded firmly.

Miss Hu didn't make a move. And then...... I saw the fat man's disheveled appearance covered in scratches, and I was still wondering: This is the dream of countless men?

At this point, I saw that the fat man couldn't stand steadily, and he had to go to draw his sword, and the monster was still holding the hilt of the sword, waiting for the fat man to pass. No matter how confused the little Hu girl is, she also knows that something is wrong, the monster must not let him touch the sword, as soon as he gets closer, the monster will beat him again, look at his current physical state, and if he is beaten again, he should almost be killed!

"Xiao Xi!" Miss Hu was so anxious that she stomped her foot, "Is your father really okay?" No, my mother is going! ”

Miss Xiaohu has been holding back since just now, and always wants to go up to help, but Xiao Xi has been stopping, saying that it is not time yet, and her father can handle it. Miss Xiaohu has always trusted this child, Xiaoxi said that there is no problem, that is no problem, at this time, Miss Xiaohu really can't stand it.

Xiao Xi teaches fat people to do things...... Let's not say more, where is it so easy to summon immortals?! This set of procedures is designed to inform the yokai that someone is trying to get rid of the demon in order to attract the yokai. To put it bluntly, the gods didn't come, but the monsters came, which was expected by Xiao Xi.

However, Xiao Xi really wants to catch demons, and he has already made a plan, but the time has not yet come.