Miss Hu waved her hand again and again, "Don't don't, my mother won't." "I'm afraid I can't beat other monsters with this little practice, and I'm ashamed to be beaten by my peers after a while.

"Oh, mother, what's wrong with you, I only cheat my father and not my mother, don't worry, do as I say, you will be able to do it, you will listen to me" Xiao Xi tugged at the sleeves of the little bearded girl.

Miss Xiaohu pushed it straight and said that the monster catches the monster, and it hurts and is angry. In fact, she just didn't want to go. She is a monster herself, and she also asked her to catch demons, she is hard in her heart, and she always feels that where it is weird, it is like, let one person kill another person, let a pig slaughter another pig, among the same kind, it should not be like this.

But with so many lives not saved and I don't want to go, the monster still has to be caught, speaking of which, Miss Xiaohu pointed at the fat man, "Xiao Xi, you can teach your father, let your father go"

"Hmm" the fat man's body stiffened, "I don't know any spells, I, I can catch demons." ”

Both of them looked at Xiao Xi. Xiao Xi swung his head around, glanced at his mother, and then at his father, his eyes rolled around and he didn't know what he was thinking, scratched his head, and looked at the fat man with a bad smile, "Mother refuses to go, do you dare to go, Dad"

"Why don't you go" The fat man said confidently, "It's always monsters that catch me, I haven't caught demons yet, go, it's my turn to catch demons." "The first point, catching demons and saving people, I have to go; The second point is that I can't admit it when I am asked by Xiao Xi.

This is how it was decided: the fat man went to hunt the demon.

To put it nicely, how can a fat man know how to hunt monsters, and he has no bottom in his heart. But Xiao Xi, the weird kid, has always been good, and it should be no problem to do what he says. The fat man thought again, this monster just loves to dance, and it doesn't eat people, even if I fail to catch the monster, I won't be eaten. Thinking about it like this, I instantly became a lot more confident, and I achieved it, but I didn't pull it down, and I wouldn't be eaten anyway, I'm afraid of something

The method of catching demons, Xiao Xi taught the fat man, so and so, so and so. The fat man remembered, and the three of them went back to the house. Feng Chang sat on the edge of the bed stupidly, looking at his sister in a daze, it seemed that he thought that the fat man and his party were not ready to save his sister, and he was disheartened. It used to be one, but now the two brothers and sisters are all gone, and it seems that Feng Chang's illness is even more serious than Feng Jing's

The fat man went over and pushed Feng Chang, he was startled, and suddenly turned his head, "Aha, you're back, how are you going?"

"I can't just save your sister," said the fat man, "and I'm going to hunt the monster and get rid of it, and all the women in the village will be saved." ”

Feng Chang immediately bowed, kowtowed three times, and shouted "Living Immortals".

The fat man said that he was doing to eliminate demons and instructed Feng Chang to prepare things to be used. As soon as Feng Chang went out to spread the news, the entire village was in a sensation.

There should be an offering table for the ceremony, and fruits, incense burners, candles, and biscuits and snacks should be placed on the table, which are essential.

I heard that the Heavenly Master wants to eliminate demons, everyone is very motivated, your family produces an apple, my family produces two pears, and his family produces three oil lamps, in short, the fat man told Feng Chang to prepare something, and the villagers have sent it to their homes. There were too many things to be delivered, and they couldn't fit on the table.

Feng Chang ran to ask the fat man, whether the extra things sent by the villagers should be kept for practical purposes, or let them take them back

The fat man didn't think about it, and said, "Take back all the vegetarian ones, and bring in the meat ones." ”

Where can I use such things for the practice, just put a few plates on the table, and the villagers have sent too many things, not for the gods, but for the fat man's stomach.

The fat man was "clicking" and gnawing meat in the house, and the villagers were waiting outside, talking to each other:

"Feng Chang invited this celestial master or a monster, he eats a lot more than monsters."

"Phew, don't talk nonsense, disrespectful to the Heavenly Master is not more than a monster, how can he be more powerful than a monster, how to catch a demon"

"I see, no wonder the Heavenly Master looks like a ball."

"Eh, don't talk nonsense, I don't respect the Heavenly Master too much, the Heavenly Master is here to save lives, let's hurry up and send more meat to the house."

Several people lined up to deliver meat and wine to the house, and the fat man ate for a full hour, but he couldn't eat anymore, so he stepped out of the house, and wanted to take a walk if nothing else

The villagers at the door were waiting, all respectful, bowing their heads and greeting: "Heavenly Master is good, Heavenly Master is good." ”

The fat man also said politely at will, "Everyone has worked hard." ”

Everyone replied: "No, no, no, the Heavenly Master is hard, hey, you see this person who is sweating profusely." ”

The fat man didn't know how to answer, he blushed and lowered his head to pacing, and everyone talked behind him again: "You see, the Heavenly Master is particular about this step, and it is said that he walks in the direction of gossip." ”

I just want to take a walk, what's so particular about it, you are more gossip than gossip, and the fat man can't cry or laugh, and it's not good to say anything. How to say that he is now also the heavenly master in everyone's minds, a good hand at subduing demons and eliminating demons, and the shelf must be set up, pretending to be taciturn and unfathomable.

The fat man walked around, and the villagers made up hundreds of myths, and every step the fat man took could tell why. After turning around, I heard someone whispering to the people next to him: "Heavenly Master is here to set up a formation, just the circle he just walked, it is so powerful that the demons and monsters will come out for a while, and he can't run out of the circle he drawn, this is called a formation." ”

Oh, just like you, what kind of heavenly master do you all know more than the immortals, the fat man listened to this group of people making up nonsense, as if he was listening to one joke after another, he couldn't hold back his laughter, and walked into the house quickly.

The onlookers also shouted: "Hey, why did the Heavenly Master go back to the house, the monster hasn't been caught yet." ”

Feng Chang stood at the door and waved his hand, "Be quiet, be quiet, don't be noisy, the hour hasn't come yet, let the Heavenly Master prepare the Dharma quietly." ”

What kind of rituals are you going to prepare, the fat man doesn't know anything, and he feels a little unhappy in his heart, feeling like he's really coming to cheat and cheat. When the fat man went out for a walk, the mother and son didn't know what they were talking about, pushing the cup and changing the lamp, talking and laughing, and stopped talking when they saw the fat man coming back.

Xiao Xi also deliberately stood up, nodded and said, "Eh, the Great Heavenly Master is here, the Heavenly Master is good, the Heavenly Master is good."

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble," the fat man sat down with a wry smile, "This job, but you taught me to take it, human life is a matter of heaven, you have to get it right, don't cheat your father."

Seeing that the time is coming, the monster is about to come out, and the fat man has no score in his heart. Xiao Xi only said, put the offering table, and then the fat man will light candles and incense, and ask the gods to catch demons. The fat man wondered: I will light a few candles, and I will burn a few incense, but the fairy is so easy to invite, can you invite the fairy The fairy came, I told him

Why don't the gods come, how should I face the monsters, this is all a problem, Xiao Xi doesn't explain clearly, just say what he says.

Then the dead horse should be a live horse doctor, so the fat man simply sat down and drank, and before the monster came, he drank himself high, plucked up the courage, and became a celestial master who hunted demons. Sure enough, it was drunk, and the people began to float, and the fat man slapped the table, and resolutely said "um", and said in his heart, whether the goddamn fairy comes or not, if the fairy doesn't come, I will fight with the monster myself, and don't call it a problem

He "um" this time, Xiao Xi seemed to listen to everything he said in his heart, stood on the stool and patted the fat man on the shoulder, "Yes, buddy, come on, don't be afraid that the time is up, Great Heavenly Master, please hurry." ”

As soon as Xiao Xi's words fell, Feng Chang came in, with a smile on his face, and said, "Heavenly Master, it's the third watch." ”

The fat man roared, smashed the wine glass, stood up and left, and frightened Feng Chang into taking a few steps back, and the Heavenly Master went crazy before he could start doing it

In fact, the fat man was cheering himself up, shouting in his heart: yes, go on, don't be cowardly

With the strength of the wine, the state of the whole person at this time is like a reckless man, usually blocked by the door, just a slight push, at this time, as if to beat someone, wave his hand and slap the door to both sides, step out with one foot, stand at the door and say loudly: "Heavenly Master practice, idlers avoid retreating"

Everyone hid under the eaves and said, "Oh, the Heavenly Master is afraid that the monsters will come out and hurt us, so tell us to stay out of the way." ”

The fat man was full of momentum, strode to the offering table, lit incense candles, poured tea and wine into the bowl, took a bowl of wine, and sprinkled it in a circle on the ground. Picked up the wooden sword on the offering table, picked up a few pieces of yellow paper, said something in his mouth, pretended to pace and wave his hand, put the yellow paper on the candle flame and burned, and said: "Half a bowl of clear water shines on the sky, and a spirit rune lives ghosts and gods." Stepping on the yin and yang gossip steps, holding a wooden sword to slash the demon soul"

He slapped the wooden sword heavily on the offering table. He picked up the wine glass again, took a sip of wine, took a step back, shook his head, jumped twice, shook his body a few times, sprayed the wine on the candle flame, and read: "The sky is clear and the earth is clear, the yin and the yang are clear, five or six yin zun, out of the dark and into the underworld, the middle of Yongzhen, protecting himself as an immortal, stepping on the seven stars, burning incense and please, all the divine soldiers come to report, 100,000 are as urgent as the law."

Everyone whispered, "Heavenly Master is asking the gods to help", "Ah, this is amazing, we have never seen what the gods look like", "Look, there is a good show to watch". Originally, everyone was asking for help, but at this moment, everything is left behind, I just want to see the Heavenly Master's practice, and see the scene of the heavenly gods descending to the earth to eliminate demons.

The fat man recited the incantation, burned incense and bowed, squinted slightly, shook the yellow paper in one hand, waved the wooden sword in the other, and shouted: "Bold and evil, come out quickly and die"

Before the words fell, a gloomy wind blew, and then, the wind blew fiercely, flying sand and rocks, and the white moonlight on the ground flashed, and the whole land was dim in an instant. Everyone raised their hands to block the wind and sand, and looked up to see that a black cloud was pressing down in the sky.

When the fat man looked up, the black clouds had already pressed down on the roof, and a figure could be faintly seen standing in the clouds.

Someone was excited, "Look, the gods are coming"

The other said, "Are you stupid or not?"

It makes sense that the fat man looked at it, and he also thought that it was a monster coming, and he sighed in his heart, it was over, the gods were not invited, and the monster came out first