Chapter 3: Gluttony kills the snake
"Hey, don't hit me with a stone!"
Fortunately, Ren Xiu reacted quickly and hurriedly flashed, otherwise he would have almost been hit by the stone thrown by Xiao Ling.
"Ren Xiu, I curse you to be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"
"Wait for me to go out, see if I don't screw you to death!"
"You wait for me!"
Bite~
Resentment from Xiao Ling +1.
"I'll rub it, Juza, it seems that the hundred grievances you just said are very easy to get, if this is one person, or five people, ten people, there are tens of thousands of students in Compendium No. 1 Middle School, and it won't take a few days to save enough!"
Kikuza struck:
"Don't YY, a person can only produce a maximum of 10 grievances per day,"
Ren Xiu burst out:
"What kind of bird rule are you, a person can have a maximum of 10 points, isn't this killing people!"
Chrysanthemum shrugs his hands:
"Don't ask me why, that's how the rules of Heaven are set, and there's nothing I can do,"
Ren Xiu looked at the sky, and said:
"Heavenly Dao, your grandmother... You're a cow pen! ”
He wanted to scold the street, but found that the way of heaven might have thunder and struck one day, so it was better to shut up.
Xiao Ling in the toilet, inner struggle, helplessness, anger, all kinds of tastes.
But now there is really no way, Xiao Ling has no choice but to accept the reality.
Paper towels are better than textbooks, so use them to resist for a while, as long as you can stick to the off-campus store.
After a burst of splintering sounds, Xiao Ling put on her skirt and walked out.
Seeing Ren Xiu, the pink fist slammed directly at him.
"School Girl... Don't move! ”
Don't move?
You lewd teased me and told me not to move.
I'm biased!
However, Ren Xiu's next sentence made Xiao Ling freeze instantly.
"You, there's a snake in your skirt!"
What the!
Xiao Ling was stunned, his fist swinging action stalled, and he lowered his head and slowly looked towards the skirt.
With just one glance, Xiao Ling's whole soul was not possessed!
I saw a small blue-green snake with the thickness of a little thumb I don't know when it climbed on the skirt, the little snake has three tails, half of the snake body wraps around its calves, and it is slowly climbing up.
"Oh my god!"
Xiao Ling's cheeks immediately turned pale as paper, cold sweat flowed down, goosebumps rose suddenly, and the whole person was not good.
The animal that girls are usually most afraid of is snakes, and Xiao Ling is no exception.
Especially when the three-tailed snake wrapped around her calf, she didn't jump on the spot, which was already a big one.
"Snake, snake! Ren Xiu, I'm afraid, I'm so afraid! ”
Xiao Ling's voice trembled when he spoke, and his long legs like green onions also trembled.
"Don't move! That's poisonous Ye Qing, extremely poisonous, 99.9 percent of the bite GAME OVER! ”
Xiao Ling almost cried, don't move, the snake is around your leg, you don't move!
Bite~
Resentment from Xiao Ling +1.
What made Xiao Ling vomit blood even more was that he saw Ren Xiu squatting down lightly, Xiao Ling thought that Ren Xiu would use some unexpected method to get the little snake down, but he didn't expect this thing to open his mouth and discuss it with the little snake:
"Look at you so thin, I guess you're not old, there are rules for the line, snakes also have snake rules, it's not popular in your snake world, 'I'm not afraid of being short and thick, I'm afraid of being slender, right?' This is my future girlfriend, I don't see it when I look up, the meal is cooked, you go home to find your mother for dinner, that's it, what's the matter? ”
The three-tailed snake ignored him.
Juza roared furiously: "We are the Great Demon King of Eternity!" ”
Ren Xiu ignored him.
"You must be hungry, right? Come, these boiled egg skins are for you to eat, the egg skins are nutritious, and you need calcium supplements when you are growing your body. Let her go, and give you both egg skins to eat,"
The little snake glanced at Ren Xiu impatiently, and said that this thing has a hole in his brain!
"Hey, toast and don't eat and drink, believe it or not I'll skin you and cramp later?"
Xiao Ling was speechless, this product also knows how to use both soft and hard!
The little snake's ears were about to be ground out, and seeing Ren Xiu's chatter, he finally got impatient, and it had already climbed to Xiao Ling's knee, and bit Xiao Ling's thigh mercilessly.
"Ahh
Xiao Linghua's face was pale, and she immediately burst out!
The long jump record of the physical fitness test and the long jump test in the first middle school of the Compendium was rewritten by Xiao Ling at this moment.
After biting the arrogant three-tailed snake, it fell to the ground, dripping, and crawled quickly towards the grass.
"Damn, I want to leave after taking advantage, how can there be such a good thing!"
"I can't get used to you bastards who 'put on your pants and leave' the most!"
Ren Xiu ran over in a few steps and trampled the three-tailed snake under his feet with one foot.
Little Snake glanced at Ren Xiu regretfully before he died, and said in his heart that if I knew that you were moving faster than me, I would let her go!
Gluttony kills the snake!
The greedy snake was kicked by Ren Xiu and ended up dying.
Solving the cyan snake, Ren Xiu came to Xiao Ling, who was trembling, and looked down, only to see that there were two blood-colored tooth marks on Xiao Ling's onion-white thigh, blood flowed out, and the part above the knee of his right leg had been black and purple, and the venom gradually spread.
"It's all your fault, dead Ren Xiu, bad Ren Xiu, I'm not done with you!"
The knock knock fist rained down on Ren Xiu's body.
Bite~
Resentment from Xiao Ling +1.
I didn't bite it, it's my business.
Besides, I remind you not to come here, it's because you don't listen!
But now is not the time to care about this, Ren Xiu lifted Xiao Ling's skirt, poked his head over and was about to suck it with his mouth.
"You, what are you doing!"
Xiao Ling was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped Ren Xiu.
"Suck the venom out with your mouth, of course! Don't look at the snake is small, but the energy is very large, it won't take a few minutes for your leg to be wasted, you don't want to be amputated, right? ”
"You... I'm going to the school clinic and help me find Dr. Liu! ”
"Ahh
Xiao Linggang wanted to move, but found that half of his body was not under his control, what does this mean, it means that the venom has worked, this guy's mouth must have been opened, although the three-tailed snake is small, the energy is really big!
"Since you don't want to, and you can't walk, then I'll carry you on your back. But the ugly words are ahead, don't rely on me if you have an amputation! ”
After speaking, Ren Xiu turned around and squatted down, turned his back to Xiao Ling, and waited for Xiao Ling to climb up.
"I can't move, woo, I'm back to my grandmother's house, I don't want to amputate my leg! Ren Xiu, hurry up and suck it, I don't want to amputate my leg! ”
Xiao Ling pushed Ren Xiu away, directly lifted the hem of his skirt, revealing his long white legs, seeing that Ren Xiu was still stunned, he urged:
"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up!"
I refused just now, but in a blink of an eye I became active, what kind of animal is a woman?
"I knew that I would waste so many tongues on this outcome, really, hey,"
Finally, under Xiao Ling's repeated urging, Ren Xiu had no choice but to sacrifice his ego and fulfill his ego.
Grunt~
This leg is so white, Ren Xiu swallowed his saliva involuntarily, and the mantra of his roommate Hua Laosan came to mind:
I can play with this leg for a year!
"What's the matter, hurry up!"
"Hey, it's coming!"
Xiao Ling is the object of fantasy when the boys in the school are lying in bed collectively, and they have such a beautiful errand early in the morning, if they let other male colleagues see that they can beat Ren Xiu into persimmons alive, they wish that such a beautiful good thing would fall on their heads.
Xiao Ling's pink cheeks turned crimson, looking at Ren Xiu's appearance of disregarding his own safety.
At this moment, she suddenly felt a little touched in her heart.
Poisonous Yeqing is highly poisonous, this kind of life-threatening thing is not something that ordinary boys can do!
After more than ten minutes, the venom on Xiao Ling's leg was finally sucked clean.
Looking at Ren Xiu again, the two lips swollen into sausages.
Ren Xiu spat out the last mouthful of venom, looked up and asked indistinctly:
"Does it feel swollen?"
"I'm fine, my leg is reconscious, thank you! Let show your mouth, ah! It's dangerous, hurry up, let's hurry to the school doctor's office! ”
Xiao was moved, and he took Ren Xiu's hand and was about to run towards the school doctor's office.
Bite~
Praise from Xiao Ling +1.
Compliments?
What the hell is this?
"Chrysanthemum, tell me, didn't you say that good resentment is worth it, and where does the praise value come from?"
The chrysanthemum was also blindfolded, scratched the black charcoal head, and said puzzledly:
"Huh? That's not right, I'm the Great Demon King, I grew up by killing people and slaughtering cities and destroying planets, where did I get to be praised? Have I killed whole houses, slaughtered whole cities, destroyed the stars, and praised me? ”
"You drink a bottle of brain platinum to replenish your brain, right?"
Ju Zuo ignored Ren Xiu, and didn't know what Brain Platinum was, and continued:
"Could it be that I mutated when I was distracted and reincarnated, Heavenly Dao, this old immortal... Forget it, I don't know what the praise value of your right hand is, you just look at it,"
"I usually do it with my left hand!"
"Roll the king and eight calves!"
"Ren Xiu, what's wrong with you? You can't even speak, it doesn't matter if you want to? ”
"It matters, oh no,"
accidentally said that he was bald, and Ren Xiu hurriedly changed his words:
"No, no, I can cure it myself,"
As he spoke, Ren Xiu rubbed his hands and gathered the yang energy on his right finger.
With a ruthless heart, he bit his lip and squeezed it with his hand.
I don't know what that unknown air flow is, and Chrysanthemum doesn't know either, so Ren Xiu simply named it Yang.
"So amazing?"
Witnessing Ren Xiu squeezing out the venom on his lips in two or two clicks, another two minutes passed, and he was reconciled as before!
Xiao Lingshui's eyes widened and his face was incredible!
Ren Xiu shook his head, smacked his mouth, and said to Xiao Ling's stinky fart:
"The three-tailed snake venom tastes good, it's very tender!"