Of course, Zhou Dan is not a foreigner, not only is he not a foreigner, but he also knows Zheng Zui's virtue very well, what Zheng Zui said, he only heard it and didn't hear it, and continued to do business. Wu steals and quits! In these few sentences that Zheng Zui said, every sentence was a mockery of Wu Thief, scolding people around the bend! was so excited that Wu didn't want to eat bird eggs at all, so he immediately stood up, pointed at Zheng's mouth and scolded. When scolding, of course, it is exhaustive, shouting out everything that can be thought of, and all the ugly things that can be heard. Such as "I wish you a prosperous business, and your family will enter the coffin as soon as possible", "A coffin is covered with a coffin shop, and the old and the young are all in the ground", no matter how ruthless and poisonous the words can be said. Wu Thief cursed for a long time and still felt angry, and even began to regret that he didn't study well!

If you talk about anything else, Zheng Zui can't win against others, if you want to talk about the ability to scold the street, heh, can Zheng Zui admit defeat? At the door of the coffin shop, one with a big belly crossed his waist, the other was so angry that he scratched his ears and cheeks, pointing fingers, the two of you come and go, no one is to be outdone, and when you are really poor in words, you will bring words like "father" and "mother", greeting each other back and forth, and the noise is very lively!

Zhou Dan was going to sell the eggs to Wu Thief, but Wu Thief was already scolding Zheng Kou on the street, so he had to put the bamboo basket aside and see if the two could distinguish between the two of them. At this moment, the mother bird, who had lost an egg, searched all the way to find the egg. Seeing a basket of bird eggs on the ground, the mother bird was distressed, fell to the ground, picked up the bamboo basket, flapped her wings, and flew away. Zhou Dan, the whole basket of bird eggs, was taken away by the mother bird, and no one found it, including Zhou Dan.

Zheng Zui and Wu secretly quarreled fiercely, and the pedestrians on the road all came around, well, there were all kinds of pedestrians on the road, I don't know what kind of identity they were, but there must be people here who love to join in the fun, and there are not a few. Especially in those days, there were no TV movies or anything, and being able to go out on the street and watch people fight was the same as going to the cinema to watch a Hollywood blockbuster!

In the crowd of onlookers, there must be one or two who come out to persuade both sides to negotiate peace:

"Why are you arguing? If you have something to say, everyone will comment on it. ”

However, the two of them scolded anxiously and did not listen to persuasion at all. After a few more quarrels, Zheng Zui was fast-talking, and the scolding language and expressions were full of tricks, and in front of many onlookers, Wu Thief gradually lost the battle. With so many people watching, Zheng Zui's scolding words are so ugly, and he really can't scold Zheng Zui, this time Wu Kou is really anxious, he can't do it, he has to do it.

With so many people watching, where can there really be a fight? Wu took two steps forward angrily, and as soon as everyone saw that the situation was wrong, they immediately pulled the two apart. Zheng Zui still didn't give a few more words: "Yo! Look at it~ Look at it, stealing things can't be done, hey, hey! Hey, I'm going to hit someone! ”

"Who's stealing? If you talk nonsense again, see if Lao Tzu doesn't tear your mouth apart! ”

"Just talk about you! Let's just say what's wrong with you? Did you steal the eggs? I saw it for real! ”

Zheng Zui said that it doesn't matter, the egg is Zhou Dan's, and Zhou Dan has to be allowed to testify.

"Who did I steal?" Wu secretly turned his head to look for Zhou Dan, "The eggs are not here, they are ......"

Aren't the eggs all well placed in the bamboo basket of Zhou Dan? Why not! Wu turned around and saw Zhou Dan, but Zhou Dan didn't carry a bamboo basket in his hand, and he didn't have it on the ground.

"Where are the eggs?"

Everyone asked.

As soon as everyone asked, Zhou Dan looked left and right, and looked around: Hey! Where's my egg? The eggs are gone, the basket is gone, which bastard took it for me?

Zhou Dan was stunned, and Wu Thief was also stunned. Zheng Zui was proud: "Huh? Where are the eggs, Mr. Wu? Take it out, come out to steal things in broad daylight, and hey, no one is allowed to say a few words! In fact, Zheng Zui didn't know where Zhou Dan's bamboo basket and the bird eggs in the basket went, but he took advantage of this opportunity to speak quickly, so that he won a big victory in the contest with Wu Thief.

The groundless words are not credible, but Wu Thief is a habitual thief, so even if Zheng Zui is deliberately slandering Wu Thief at this time, everyone firmly believes it. Everyone decided that Wu Thief was stealing things on the street, and they shouted that they were going to tie up Wu Thief to see the official.

said that Wu Thief was a thief, and he would be able to tie him up to see the official, any day, but it wouldn't be possible today! No matter how he steals other people's things on weekdays, Wu steals at ease and doesn't feel any sin. Today, Wu secretly came out with money, and he really wanted to spend money to buy things, but he didn't know that he was wrongly accused of being a thief in this trouble with Zheng Zui, which made him feel aggrieved and annoyed. But when he said that he didn't steal anything, others didn't believe it, and he really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it!

Seeing that everyone was about to twist himself to the yamen, Wu was so angry that he couldn't explain clearly, so he didn't need to explain more, and ran away from the crowd of onlookers with his elbow. When everyone saw Wu stealing's behavior, they were even more convinced that Wu thief was a thief, and they all shouted and chased forward, and by the way, they pulled Zhou Dan, who was standing stupidly, "Why are you stunned?" Everything has been stolen, chase! ”

No one knew where the basket of eggs went, but everyone said that Wu had done it. "There is no tiger in the husband city, but the three of them are tigers." Since everyone said so, Wu Thief was desperately fleeing, then Wu Thief must have done this!

The onlookers chased Wu and stole it, but they didn't really make any effort, they just joined in the fun, and by the way, they scared and scared Wu to steal. Zhou Dan really lost a basket of eggs, he was more anxious than anyone else, crossed the crowd, stared at Wu Thief's back, rushed forward, and twisted Wu Thief's back collar. Wu stole a backhand punch on Zhou Dan's temple, where can he take care of the size of his strength in a hurry? At that time, Zhou Dan was beaten dizzy. Wu Steal was in a hurry to get out, kicked Zhou Dan again, kicked him to the ground, Wu Steal turned into the alley, and disappeared from the crowd's field of vision with the skill of flying the eaves and walking the wall. When everyone caught up to help Zhou Dan, the back of Zhou Dan's head had been knocked on the bluestone slab, and he was bleeding out, and he was already dead of anger without waiting for everyone to rescue him.

Wu stole a cigarette and ran away, going to the tavern to drink. He was still depressed about what had just happened, but he never expected that with such a punch and kick at will, Zhou Dan would die. Originally, it seemed that Wu Thief was a little thief, although everyone was on guard, but there would be no blood feud, it was really annoying, the big deal was to scold a few words, or twist him to send him to the official, and let the people beat him. There was a death today, and the nature is different. Everyone gathered around to take a look, Zhou Dan lost his breath, and immediately went to a group of people to report to the yamen, saying that Wu stole Zhou Dan's bird eggs, and was afraid of being caught, so he beat Zhou Dan to death.

Wu Thief is also "famous", and he is always dragged to the door of the yamen by people at two ends in three days, and there is no one who does not know him. If you want to arrest others, you also need to have a portrait, or describe your appearance and characteristics to the messengers or something, you don't need to catch Wu stealing, old acquaintances.

The old man ordered to go down, send someone to the place of the incident, walk along the street, and ask a few people casually, "Did you see Wu stealing?" This one pointed the way, the other pointed the way, and without much thought, four or five people smuggled Wu out of the tavern.

In the past, when he saw the official errand, Wu secretly lowered his eyebrows and was flattering, but today it is different, he was drunk, and shouted in a rough voice: "What are you doing with me?" Lao Tzu didn't steal anything! The leader of the catcher slapped Wu Thief in the face, and his mouth was crooked. Wu Thief still pouted and muttered.

When he arrived at the court, Wu Thief was still not convinced, held his head high, stood without kneeling. The old man trembled with anger, his eyes were bloodshot, and he scolded: "Bold Wu stealing, this official thinks you are pitiful, you are guilty of stealing, and you have not been severely punished, I hope you can reform yourself." Today you are openly murdering in the market, and you really have no king's law! If you are so rampant, the official will allow you to be mad for two more days! "In the master's understanding, since Wu Thief is so arrogant, kills people, and doesn't kneel when he comes to the court, then he must be not afraid of heaven and earth, and he came with the mentality of begging for death. The old man did not interrogate him, and immediately ordered him to be imprisoned and beheaded at a later date.

A few words blindfolded Wu Stealing: How can there be murder?

When he arrived in the prison, Wu stole money for the jailer and inquired about it: "I heard that I killed someone on the street today~?" ”

The jailers were stupid, "I heard that I killed someone"? What is this called? People who kill by themselves, what else do you need to hear?

The jailer thought about it and had an epiphany, "Oh~oh! Are you going to pretend to be crazy and stupid and not admit your guilt? ”

"Confess what? What sin have I committed? "Wu Thief really doesn't know.

"Well, yes," the jailer laughed, "don't say it, it's pretty pretending." ”

"Who the hell died?"

"Hey...... I said, don't pretend, it's useless! People all over the street can testify that you killed Zhou Dan. ”

Hearing "Zhou Dan", Wu was depressed, didn't say a word, and sat down in the corner. Thinking about it, the most hateful thing is Zheng Zui, the shopkeeper of this coffin shop! If Zheng Zui hadn't spoken, there would have been nothing to do today. Right! I didn't want to steal anything, I didn't want to take people's lives, today's things were all said by Zheng Zui's broken mouth, I have to tear his mouth apart!

Anyway, he killed a person, and he was already a capital crime, so if he didn't do anything, Wu Thief made up his mind: he must tear Zheng Zui's mouth tonight, and it is worth dying!

Who is Wu Thief? No matter what locks or what door, he can enter when he wants and go out when he wants. As long as he wanted to leave, a small prison would not be able to trap him at all. Especially at night, Wu Thief's skills were even more superb, and he easily opened the lock, quietly pushed open the cell door and escaped.

When Wu stole outside Zheng Zui's house, Zheng Zui was still showing off to his daughter-in-law, "Can it end well with me?" Hey, don't you know, Wu didn't steal that thief at all, I said he stole it, that's what he stole! Everybody went after him, hahaha...... Later, there was a fatality, Wu steals now~ hahaha......"

The daughter-in-law said, "Okay, okay, are you still sleeping?" ”

"It's early, it's early, say a few more ......"

The door was kicked open. Seeing Wu Thief standing at the door, Zheng Zui's first reaction was to scold: "Come to my house and steal something, hey!" You skinless and faceless thief! ”