Chapter 42: No mercy
Wu Thief didn't say a word, pulled out the rope from his waist, went into the house, and tied up Zheng Zui and his wife with three strikes and two divisions. Wu secretly moved a small bench over, sat in front of Zheng Zui, took out a knife and patted Zheng Zui's mouth, and said jokingly: "Say, you go on." ”
How can Zheng Zui's mouth be idle? When the catastrophe came, he shouted: "You let go of me!" How do you do it, huh? The gentleman doesn't move his hands! As soon as he heard the word "gentleman", Wu Thief became angry and slapped Zheng Kou a few times.
"Anything else to say?" Wu asked secretly.
Zheng Zui twisted his shoulders and roared, "You little thief, you let go of me!" ”
"I only tied your hands and feet, not your mouth," Wu secretly waved the knife in his hand, "Let you speak, do you just think about scolding?" Anything else to say? ”
"You think I'm scared of your knife? If you kind of it, you let it go for me to try! ”
Wu secretly turned the head of the knife and cut the rope that tied Zheng Zui's hands and feet, "Okay, I'll let you go, and then what, what's the matter?" ”
"What's the matter? Scold! Wait, I'll pick a blade that fits! Zheng Zui stood up and walked out. Go out and get weapons to duel with Wu Thief? Of course not! If he had really practiced a few times, how could he be so easily tied up by Wu Steal's hands and feet? Zheng Zui is just a powerful kung fu in his mouth, if he really uses a knife and a gun, he can't withstand three or five rounds, and he has to be stabbed to death by Wu Thief. He is not stupid, this trick he used is called "Radical General Method", pretending to have a duel with Wu Thief, asking Wu Thief to loosen his ties first, and then he pretended to go out to get weapons and took the opportunity to escape. But he overlooked one point, how could he outrun Wu Thief?
It is very easy to identify who will do it and who will not dare to do it. Wu Qian had already seen through Zheng Zui's tricks and deliberately let him go. Zheng Zui's daughter-in-law was still tied in the house, and Wu Qian felt that this "outsider" had affected his mood. Therefore, the plan was calculated, and Zheng Zui was untied and let him escape. It has always been someone else who chased Wu to steal, and this time it was finally Wu Steal's turn to chase someone once. Here's a live stream of the two-man race:
Player 1 is currently 75 meters ahead of Player 2, which seems to have a big advantage, and he is determined to win! I saw the No. 1 player shake the tiger's body...... Eh, eh, I fell, and the No. 1 player didn't know if it was a leg cramp or too much tension, and he actually fell! But it doesn't matter, he stretched out his hand to support the ground, and he didn't fall and his nose and face were swollen, although the posture of the fall was very ugly, but it didn't affect his appearance after falling. Oh sorry, that's not the point, the point is that having an accident like this can seriously affect the outcome of the match, and the number 1 is likely to miss out on the championship because of this small mistake. …… Good! He's up again, and Player 1 is up again! The fighter reacted quickly and only needed ...... after the fall Yes, although it took him 15 seconds to get back on his feet, the No. 1 was still far ahead. Okay, now the camera switches to player 2, player 2...... Player No. 2, wake up! What is Player 2 doing? Did you not wake up? We can see that player No. 2 is squatting on the roof yawning at this time, looking at player No. 1 sleepily. Is it because of the huge disparity that the No. 2 player has given up the game? And our No. 1 is still sprinting, probably exhausted, he is not fast, but the finish line is just around the corner! Player No. 1 still worked hard in the lead and gave full play to the competitive spirit, while Player No. 2 was only slightly behind and acted lazily and lost the will to fight
No. 1 ratio? As long as the No. 1 player grits his teeth and persists...... Player No. 2 is starting to exert his strength! Contestant 2 seemed to wake up, and he began to run and jump on the rooftop, digging grooving, and this speed was lightning fast. At this time, the No. 2 player is catching up at the speed of the 100-meter sprint, and the speed of the No. 1 player is ...... Oh my God, are you running a marathon, do you dare to slow down? At this rate, No. 2 is about to go, oh I'll go, No. 2 has already overtaken No. 1, and in order to show his contempt, he kicked over No. 1. What a beautiful kick! Why would a scumbag player like No. 1 come to the competition? Make the game uninteresting and suspenseful, I'll you!
Well, this narrator may be a bit insane.
Wu secretly deliberately let Zheng Zui go, and he followed behind. Others chase Wu and steal, but they can't catch up; It's easy for Wu to chase others. Especially like Zheng Zui, who has no skills in his hands and feet, he can't escape from Wu Thief's palm at all. Zheng Zui panicked, turned left and right, and Wu Thief turned over and went up to the house, jumping from roof to roof without making a sound at all, and quietly followed Zheng Zui at a high place. Zheng Zui looked back in a panic from time to time, but there was no figure behind him, and he was secretly lucky in his heart. Seeing Zheng Tsui fleeing to a secluded place, it was exactly what Wu Thief wanted, and Wu Thief was ready to jump off the roof. Zheng Zui noticed a gust of wind behind him, and before he could turn his head, he was kicked down by Wu Thief with an "ah" in surprise.
Zheng Zui kicked on the ground a few times, probably because his legs were weak and he couldn't stand up, but even if he was lying on the ground, he couldn't lose his momentum. Zheng Zui accused: "Despicable villain, if you dare to wait for me to get a weapon, see how you die!" Wu snickered but didn't answer, so he didn't eat his set, pressed his head, took out a rope and tied his hands and feet again, this time it was more sturdy, and the five flowers were tied to the tree. Zheng Zui was frightened and frightened during the escape process, he had exhausted his physical strength, and now he was even more paralyzed, and there was no room for resistance at all. Zheng Zui leaned his head against the trunk of the tree, and asked weakly, "Ah...... You, you...... What are you going to do? ”
"You don't know?" Wu sneered evilly.
"Heh, you little thief, you can't tell you about stealing? What's the use of tying me up, a thief is a thief, everyone in the world knows it! "For Zheng Zui, it doesn't matter if you can't beat people, the important thing is that you can't lose.
"Uh-huh......" Wu secretly nodded, "Your mouth, it's really useless to keep it." ”
Wu Qian didn't think about it, holding the knife and poking, stabbing, scraping and scratching Zheng Zui's mouth, the severe pain made Zheng Zui couldn't help but twist his head from side to side, crying out in pain. The cry is angry and tragic, and the despair can be felt in the ears of the ear. Wu Thief was close, as soon as Zheng Kou called, his ears were almost deaf, he withdrew his hand, took two steps back, and looked at Zheng Kou's painful appearance, Wu Thief felt as if he should do something. His mouth was pierced and cut, Zheng Kou was still yelling, crying and scolding the street, his ugly scream finally woke Wu Steal, and reminded Wu Steal of the crucial step he missed to cut off Zheng Mouth's tongue.
Wu secretly grabbed Zheng Zui's neck, and the knife reached into his mouth and slashed. Without a tongue, Zheng Zui can only use his vocal cords to make a muffled "whine" sound with his mouth, and a nasal "buzzing" sound with his breath against his nose. Wu clapped his hands secretly, threw down the knife, turned away contentedly, and quietly returned to the prison before dawn. Wu stole out for a trip and then came back, closing the cell door himself
Handcuffed, none of the jailers guarding the prison were conscious. The prisoners in the prison were more vigilant than the jailers, and they watched in amazement as Wu sneaked in from the outside and locked himself up. Wu Thief's "neighbor" climbed a few steps and whispered: "Hey ~ buddy, you are ......" and pointed to the door, meaning: Did you run out at night?
Wu secretly sat on the grass pile and nodded with a smile, "Go out and do a little thing." ”
"It's not...... Brother, why did you come back after you ran away? ”
"I'm done, so I'll be back." Wu secretly said this in a natural tone, and his "neighbor" was already dumbfounded You think this is your home? Went out to run errands, so you came back?
His "neighbor" wanted to ask, "What the hell do you think?" But after hearing his logical answer, he decided not to dwell on this kind of gossip question, and asked the key point directly: "Dude~ How did you run out of here?" ”
"Well, that's right." Wu secretly twisted his arm and untied the handcuffs.
"Again," Wu pushed the cell door slightly, and the door opened, "Will it be?" ”
"Again...... Again, you slow down. His "neighbor" pulled his neck and studied carefully.
Wu Bao locked the cell door again and handcuffed himself. His movements were very slow and slow, and the "neighbor" could see it clearly, Wu Thief didn't seem to have done anything, just turned his hand, and where his hand touched, the lock was opened.
"Okay, don't play, you won't learn." Wu Thief locked himself up again, smacked his lips, and lay down on the grass.
"Don't, you teach me," Wu thief's "neighbor" begged, "one last time, one last time!" ”
Wu snickered: "Do you know why I said you can't learn?" ”
"Why? I tell you, people should not be precedented, and you should not think that I am not smart, so ......"
"You don't just look smart, haha~" Wu Qian suddenly felt that his "neighbor" was too interesting! Suddenly playful, he also climbed a few steps to his "neighbor", beckoned, and whispered: "Look~ If you are smart, why do you have to learn to pick locks?" I've just been in and out a few times, why don't you just let me go over and let you out? ”
"That's right!" Wu thief "neighbor" nodded suddenly, almost hitting the ground, "Come here and let me out!" ”
Wu snorted coldly and lay down again, "Don't let go!" ”
"Alas! Little brother, you ...... Don't be kidding, come here. ”
Wu Thief sighed and said, "You are so unintelligent, I let you out of the prison door, and you can't hide from the guards." When the time comes, I'll catch you back, and this one will be ......."
"No, no. I also admit to being beaten, you come and help me unlock the lock. Please......"
Wu secretly sighed and said, "That's the case...... All right. ”
Wu thief went out of the cell door again, walked next door, opened the cell door for his "neighbor", and unhandcuffed him, "Let's go, it's almost dawn." ”
"Okay, thank you for your kindness!" Wu's "neighbor" tiptoed out of the cell door.
Wu stole back to his cell, locked the door, put on the handcuffs, and after lying down happily whistling, he roared: "Someone has escaped!" ”