As soon as Wu thief shouted like this, the prisoners and jailers in the prison were all awakened. Suddenly, the fire was bright, and the "neighbor" who had just been secretly released from the cell door by Wu was squatting in the corridor of the two rows of cell rooms with his head shrunk, accepting everyone's puzzled gaze. Look at me, look at you, the "neighbor" smiled wryly, embarrassed, and retracted a few steps back, trying to slowly retract into his cell to avoid the eyes of everyone. A few jailers came over and grabbed him, "Hey, you're not small~ your skills are quite big~ you can run here." ”

"He, he let me out!" This cute "neighbor" turned his head and pointed at Wu Thief.

The jailer took a look, and Wu Thief's cell door was locked, with handcuffs on his hands, lying honestly. The leading jailer sneered, "Oh...... You said he let you out? Well, I believe it. "It's strange to believe you! Several jailers tortured Wu's "neighbor" and beat him with a stick...... Treat this kind of people who want to escape from prison, and be merciless with every stick! The "neighbor" screamed, and Wu Thief "giggled" for a while, one was about to be interrupted, and the other was about to laugh.

The sky gradually turned white, and after the rooster crowed, the little birds began to chirp and sing, and the road became more crowded. The fog had not yet completely cleared, but there was already a lot of noise in a corner, and a large group of people had gathered around. Zheng Zui, who was tied to the tree, lost the function of supporting his head with his neck, and his head hung down crookedly. It's a pity that he is no longer able to live and scold people with his head held high. For Zheng Zui, this is probably a very aggrieved death: not because he was tied to a tree and bled to death, but because he couldn't speak before he died. Zheng Zui is a person like him, how to die, I think he doesn't mind, the "merits" of his life are all on his lips, but before he dies, he can shout loudly "I'm finally dead", after saying the last sentence, he may die without regrets.

Wu stealing and causing Zhou Dan's death by mistake is a capital crime. However, he was not satisfied, and the day before he was beheaded, he also asked the master to "ask for merit and reward". The old man asked him if he had any last words, and he only smiled and said, "Master, there is no need to check the matter of Zheng Zui, I think he has a bad mouth, so I cut it for him." Who knew that this person had no mouth and no life~ Haha, it's so funny. ”

"You, you, you...... This is true. ”

"Really, I lied to you," said Wu Thief, "and you asked the messengers to take a closer look at a small knife on the ground of that tree, and the words 'thief' were engraved on it. Mine, no one but me deserves these two words. ”

The knife was the evidence left at the murder scene, and the master had already seen it, but he never imagined that it would be stolen by Wu, "You...... You are in prison, how can you kill Zheng Zui? ”

Wu Thief, who was wearing handcuffs and shackles, stood up and twisted his waist, and threw off the handcuffs and shackles by the way, "Oh, it's like this." ”

The old man didn't know what to say. After watching it for a long time, he stammered: "You, you...... No, I didn't see it clearly, you do it again! Slow down. ”

Wu said in his heart: You should really move to my cell, there is a person who is too unintelligent, and he may be able to talk to you very well.

"No, I'm not coming," Wu Thief didn't bother to teach these stupid people, "Anyway, the evidence is there, Zheng Zui was killed by me." Cutting one turn is chopping, cutting two turns is also chopping, you are like this~ After cutting me once, I may not be able to help you much, you have to help me pick up my head and pick it up, and then you can cut it a second time. ”

The old man opened his mouth, wanted to "ah" but didn't come out, touched the back of his head, and began to doubt his life: he has been an official for many years, and he has tried countless cases large and small, and it is the first time he has heard such a request.

The old man was out of options, so he called the master, "Look~ This Wu thief, killed two people, to be reasonable, do we have to cut him twice?" ”

The master bent over: "Uh...... This one...... Sir, be reasonable, no matter how many people he kills, we can only cut him once. ”

"He said, pick it up for him, pick it up, and then he can ...... it again," the lord explained.

"Shhh......h It's too embarrassing to meet such a naïve blue sky master.

Wu was eventually beheaded for killing two people, but he was not rewarded with any additional reward, and the executioner only beheaded him once, not picking up his head and beheading him a second time.

Zhou Dan, Wu Steal, Zheng Zui, three lives. Just because Zhou Dan lost a basket of bird eggs for no reason, he caused a lot of right and wrong. The root cause is only because Li Fu's son Li Dagui went up to the tree and took a bird's egg. Although Li Dagui was an unintentional move, he killed one of the children of the bird's mother and three people. There must be a cause and an effect, everything in the world is like this, and the death of three people is caused by their own character and way of doing things, and Li Dagui cannot be blamed, but Li Dagui is absolutely inseparable from this matter. Heaven is clear, retribution is circulating, Li Dagui was like being wrapped in eggshells when he returned home, and his hands and feet couldn't move, so he was sick in bed for half a year. Today, by chance, Li Fu met the fat man and his party, and cured his son's strange illness for him, which is really lucky! Li Dagui is not a serious sin, but he also needs to accumulate virtue and do good deeds to comfort his previous sins. When the fat man accompanied Li Fu and his wife to drink and celebrate, Xiao Xi took Li Dagui out to play, and told him by the way: "Little brother~ You have to plant trees every day, otherwise you will be sick again, lying in bed, and you can't come out to play~" Xiao Xi said lightly, as if it was not a serious matter, and he took it by the way. Li Dagui was flustered and hurriedly asked: "Plant trees every day?" Every day? ”

"Well, you can't be lazy for a day, you have to plant trees every day, at least ...... I want to think about it...... Ten years, the little brother's illness can be completely cured~" Xiao Xi's childish face was full of smiles, as if he was saying a very happy thing.

When Li Dagui was lying on the bed, his hands and feet couldn't move, but his eyes could see clearly: his illness was cured by Xiaoxi. For what Xiao Xi said, he didn't have a reason not to obey it. So when a few "family adults" were halfway drunk, Li Dagui came in over the wall and pulled Li Fu to plant trees. If someone had said in the past that "planting trees can cure diseases", Li Fu and Li Dagui would not believe it, but after Li Dagui experienced this strange disease, now their father and son are more willing to choose to believe it.

The two men went to plant trees with great interest, and the fat man and the little bearded girl got up to say goodbye and went to the city. Miss Xiaohu wanted to carry Xiao Xi away, Xiao Xi was very considerate and said: "My mother has just eaten a full meal, and I will be tired when I hold me~ I will go by myself." Xiao Xi twisted his buttocks and swaggered forward, dragging him badly. If this were an ordinary parent, this naughty child would have to be beaten, but when he met Miss Xiaohu as a mother, he really met the right person - Miss Xiaohu also shook her hands left and right sharply, learned Xiao Xi's movements, staggered forward, and walked out of the steps that the six relatives did not recognize. The two of them made fun of each other and competed, as if they were going to walk more inconsistently than anyone else, and all kinds of weird movements emerged one after another, and they walked without looking like a human being. The fat man could only shake his head and smile bitterly, covering his face and walking, muttering in his heart: I don't know these two neuropaths, I don't know these two neuropaths......

The two of them walked forward for a while, and Xiao Xi turned his head with a small mouth and said, "Mother~ I'm tired." Miss Xiaohu smiled and opened her arms, Xiao Xi shook her head, and said in a milky voice: "My mother is also tired, I want my father." ”

"Huh?" The fat man lowered his head and showed an incredible expression: You want me to hug it? Didn't this kid fight against me, why don't you want his mother to hug me and stick to me?

Xiao Xi waved her hand in front of Miss Xiao Hu and jumped twice, pitifully begging for a hug.

"Daddy, baby, hurry up~ The child wants you to hug it." This kid always dislikes the fat man, and now he takes the initiative to get close to the fat man, and the little Hu girl is happy for the fat man.

It's impossible~ No matter how this little guy looks at it, he is closer to his mother, why don't you want to hug me now, and find me instead, I'm really just afraid that his mother will be tired? The fat man bent down to look at Xiao Xi, trying to see through his pupils the little abacus in his heart. Xiao Xi blinked her big innocent eyes and stretched out her little hand. This kind of request, the fat man couldn't refuse, stretched out his hand to wrap around Xiao Xi's waist, supported Xiao Xi's buttocks, and picked him up. In the process of the fat man lifting Xiao Xi up, Xiao Xi hooked the fat man's neck, raised his foot, and turned over to the back of the fat man, the fat man was taken aback, afraid of falling the child, and instinctively turned his hand to grab the back, but Xiao Xi had already ridden on the fat man's shoulder steadily, and was "clucking" fun. It's okay, it's easier to save effort, so that the fat man is the same as the little Hu girl, holding the child in the posture of a princess all the way, and the fat man doesn't have the physical strength. The fat man bent down slightly and lowered his head, allowing Xiao Xi to sit more steadily before stepping forward. Xiao Xi was not worried that he would fall down, touched the fat man's head, pulled the fat man's hair, and waved his hand to high-five his mother.

As he walked, the fat man sweated profusely. The neck was pressed by Xiao Xi, and it was even more stuffy. After a while, the fat man felt a warm current flowing from his neck, dripping all over his back, and his clothes were all soaked. At first, the fat man thought it was sweat, but he didn't pay attention, and his clothes were soaked before he finally understood: I said why didn't this little guy want to hug him, he had to stick to me, it turned out that he was not tired and wanted to be hugged, but he was in a hurry to pee, it was really good!

The fat man gritted his teeth with hatred, his teeth were about to be chewed, he slowly squatted down with anger, and put Xiao Xi on the ground, and the fat man took off his clothes and threw them away, his red eyes swept around, and he turned around and ran to fold a rattan branch. Xiao Xi jumped up and jumped into the arms of Miss Hu.

"Put him down," roared the fat man, throwing his rattan at him, "and throw him to the ground!" Hear me! ”

Miss Hu protected the child with both hands, "Why are you doing, so fierce~"

"Hmph, what am I doing? I'm going to beat him to death! You put him down, hurry up! As he spoke, the fat man went to pull the hand of the little bearded girl, and wanted to pull the bear child down and beat him fatly. The fat man was furious, and he forgot one thing again: his strength could not break the hand of the little bearded girl.

"No, no, no," Miss Hu hugged her tighter, "this is our child, how can you kill him?" ”

The fat man thought for a while, as if he shouldn't use exaggerated expressions to talk to the little bearded girl, so he changed his expression: "I'm angry now, and I'm going to beat him up, but I won't beat him to death." You let him go. ”

Miss Hu asked, "Don't you kill you?" ”

"Don't worry, you can't die." The fat man said.

"That'...... Here you go. Miss Hu threw Xiao Xi in her arms in front of the fat man.

Xiao Xi cried "wow", "Mom, don't bring such a pit baby!" ”