What kind of "three books and six rites", Miss Xiaohu doesn't care. Having to get a marriage done in a day without any process at all was a groundbreaking feat in those days.

Okay, to tell you the truth, I wrote it on purpose, kiss, I'll finish the marriage process again, and I can write ten more chapters and eight chapters, I'm afraid that readers will stomp their feet and scold the street or something, it's endless, neither of these two people is serious, they get married, you still have to write for a year, just let this paragraph pass quickly.

Although this marriage is really too hasty to be hasty, but there should still be something, there is no dowry, and my sister marries empty-handed, which is not good-looking. Jokes aside, the fat man still went back to the inn to get some silver and bought a dowry for Miss Xiaohu.

Miss Xiaohu doesn't have any relatives and friends, so there is no need to set up a banquet to entertain guests on the big day, only this Xiaoyun sister-in-law in the house, dress her up, remind her to sit tight today, don't go out on the street, don't mess around, don't drink and fight with the guests of the man's house. Anyway, Xiaoyun has said everything that should be said, and no one knows whether Miss Xiaohu remembers.

Xiao Hu's side is not good enough, and the man's side is even more chaotic. Ma Er told the matchmaker that he wanted to get married as soon as possible, but he didn't expect it to be so fast, and he said that he would do it on the same day. If Ma Er's father is still alive, it is impossible to promise to prepare all the things that are applied in advance, and invite guests and friends, ten days and a half months in advance, it may not be able to do it properly.

Ma Er didn't care about what was proper or not, he just wanted to sleep with Miss Xiaohu early, and he didn't bother to care about anything else. Since the woman said that she will tie the knot today, let's do it today. When I went to the racecourse and told the old horse about it, I sent these guys out of the racecourse to make wedding dresses, buy banquets, hire people to carry sedan chairs, inform friends, run around, and do everything. According to Ma Er's meaning, as long as the wedding dress is done, I will change into it, and I will carry Miss Hu over after a while, there are so many tables of wine and food, and a few friends will be lively.

Compared with Miss Xiaohu, Xiaoyun is more likely to be more emotional, and laughs at her while helping Miss Xiaohu cross-legg: "My sister is really anxious." "I knew the time was too rushed. However, since she is in charge of the fat man and helps Sister Xiaohu to accept this marriage, she is naturally fearless that she is a monster, and she can change it directly if she wants anything, and she doesn't need to buy it or someone is a sister-in-law.

"Sister, you've never been married," Xiaoyun asked with a smile.

"You've been married, sister-in-law"

"I haven't had it either," Xiaoyun said with a smile, "But I've always seen it, no wonder my brother always says that you are confused, your wedding dress is not ready, so I told my sister-in-law that you are going to get married today."

"The wedding dress, I've seen it, the one with a red body doesn't look good, so I don't want to wear it."

Xiaoyun sneered, "Ouch, sister, you're so cute, listen to sister-in-law, come, stand up, sister-in-law will change a set of beautiful clothes for you, usually sister-in-law doesn't change things casually." Haha, who told me to hurt you stupid girl. ”

Miss Xiaohu stood up obediently, Xiaoyun carefully looked at Miss Xiaohu's figure, and told her to turn around a few times, "Slow down, sister, turn, turn, turn a little more, okay, okay" Miss Xiaohu turned in a circle, and Xiaoyun changed her clothes according to her size.

Lead the little Hu girl to the bronze mirror and take a look: the things on her body fit as if they were tailor-made, wearing a phoenix crown on her head, covering her face with a red head, on

He wears a red silk shirt inside, an embroidered red robe on his coat, a demon mirror on his chest, a xia veil on his shoulders, and a child and grandchild bag on his shoulders; Dressed in a red skirt, red pants, and red satin embroidered shoes, Zhou was bright red and beaming with joy.

Miss Xiaohu is just temperamentally like a man, her little face is still very good-looking, at this time, a red face is reflected on her face, her little face is flushed, and her head is covered with a red hijab, which makes Xiaohu girl beautiful and restrained, it is really "people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles", Xiaoyun was pleasantly surprised when she saw it, I didn't expect Miss Xiaohu to wear this dress to have such an effect, "This dress is so suitable, sister, that's right, I'll wear this today to get married." ”

A whole set of clothes fits, but Miss Xiaohu just feels uncomfortable, "Is it appropriate, sister-in-law, how do I feel weird." ”

Miss Hu is still a female man in essence, and as soon as she raised her hand, she lifted off the red hijab, lowered her head, and pulled off her skirt.

Xiaoyun looked angry and funny, "What are you doing, sister, you ouch, be dignified, okay sister" Pick up your skirt, isn't this something that only three-year-old children do, ouch, my stupid sister, are you going to get married, or are you going to be a hooligan

What is uncomfortable, when I opened the red dress, I saw that there was still a pair of red pants in the group.

"Sister-in-law, this, that's it, it's uncomfortable to wear, what is this?"

Upon asking this, Xiaoyun blushed. This obscene pants were specially changed by Xiaoyun for Miss Hu. It's not an ordinary obscene pants, this small and short pants is a good thing, we now call this thing "open crotch pants" is not only now, this is a necessary artifact for marriage in ancient times, most of the men and women do not have much affection, women have been married, they will be very ashamed when they want to do that kind of thing, and in the traditional concept of taking off a fine light is considered to be immoral, so the clothes and skirts are not easy to take off, to do something special, directly open the skirt, through this open crotch pants, It's okay hehehaha.

Isn't this Miss Xiaohu's big day, this sister-in-law Xiaoyun was very caring when she made her wedding dress, and specially added such an artifact to her. Who knew that this stupid girl didn't know the goods, so she cried and said that she was uncomfortable in dressing. asked what was going on with these pants, Xiaoyun was shy and didn't know how to answer, so he simply helped her take them off, "Okay, okay, if it's uncomfortable, then don't wear it." "The heart said, with my sister's character, she might still think this thing is in the way, so she doesn't wear it.

When the fat man came back from shopping, he entered the house with his front foot, and the matchmaker followed him in.

The fat man raised his eyes and glanced at Sister Hu and said, "Yes, there is a person." I felt that there was someone behind me, and when I turned my head, my face was almost on the face of the matchmaker who came in closely, "Ahhh

The matchmaker is here to deliver the message. The chaotic Ma Er's house, Ma Er was busy, and remembered that Miss Hu was coming, thinking about it for a while, and realized that he had forgotten one thing: he took Miss Xiao Hu over, and in front of relatives and friends, he had to worship heaven and earth and worship the high hall, and the husband and wife worshiped each other, and then they could be sent to the cave room, and then they could sleep with Miss Xiaohu, yes, yes, other procedures can be saved, and this procedure must be had.

It is the parents who worship the high church, but neither parent is alive. Lao Ma is an elder, but he is a servant of Ma Er's family, and he must not worship him, there is an elder brother Ma Da in the family, but he is a stammer, and it is difficult to say a word, after thinking about it, Ma Er decided to let the matchmaker invite Miss Xiaohu's brother and sister-in-law to come over and join his brother Ma Da. When I worship the high hall, I worship the three of them, Ma Dazui is not good, at least there is a little Hu girl

My brother and sister-in-law can say a few words, so as not to freeze the atmosphere.

The fat man and the matchmaker entered the house with their front and back feet. The matchmaker came, and explained the matter clearly in a few words, the fat man and Xiaoyun looked at each other and smiled, and nodded heartily. Just go, go anyway, this wedding is in such a mess, what else is there to scruple about idle, go and join in the fun, by the way, supervise this stupid sister, don't let her come nonsense, it's also excellent.

There is still a little money left to buy a dowry, and the fat man gave it to the matchmaker, and he is always running around so diligently, how can he give others a little benefit, right? After sending away the matchmaker, the fat man and Xiaoyun are about to go out, their identities are Gaotang, and Miss Xiaohu and Ma Er will worship them for a while, so they have to go in the head. Otherwise, Miss Hu will arrive in a while, and the high hall will not be in the hall, so what will you worship?

But there is another problem, the brother and sister-in-law are gone, and there is only Miss Hu left here, one is worried that this girl is restless, and she may not know where she will go for a while, and the other is the man's family to carry the sedan chair, and the woman's family has no one except the bride, and she is not good-looking, and she is happy.

"Otherwise," Xiaoyun gave the fat man an idea, "you go first." I know a few good sisters, I'll go and call a few first, accompany my sister, and then I'll go. Otherwise, you can rest assured that your sister will be left here alone."

"That's fine," said the fat man, "or if you're thoughtful, I'll go first."

"Okay, let's go, don't smell the fragrance on the way and go in to eat and drink, it's not good to delay the time, there is food before the banquet for a while, and I can't be hungry for you." Xiaoyun didn't forget to mock.

"Xiaoyun, what are you talking about, am I that kind of person" The fat man had a smile on his face and walked away.

When the fat man crossed the bridge, Xiaoyun picked up some branches and branches under the big locust tree outside the house, entered the tofu shop, closed the doors and windows, rubbed the branches with both hands, and threw them into the air. The branches spun and fell, and in mid-air, they all turned into girls with flowers and branches, dancing and falling to the ground. On the ground, these girls frolicked and laughed, dressed differently and behaved differently, as if Miss Hu's sister group had come.

Miss Xiaohu applauded on the side: "Great, sister-in-law, how did this change, you teach me, teach me" came over and held Xiaoyun's arm and coquettishly. Xiaoyun was surprised: "Hey, it turns out that you are so good at being coquettish, you are in a good state, but it shouldn't be used on me, you use this trick on a man, do you know it." ”

To make a long story short, Xiaoyun conjured up a few girls to set off the atmosphere, and he was still at ease, accompanying his sister until the sedan chair arrived at the door, covered the red hijab for his sister, and watched Xiaohu get on the sedan chair, Xiaoyun hurried to Ma Er's house.

Pick up the little Hu girl, cross the brazier, enter the door, worship heaven and earth, worship brother and sister-in-law and Ma Da three, after the husband and wife worship no one shouted "send into the cave room", this is the master of ceremonies deliberately set aside time, to see if the elders of the two sides of the family still want to tell or bless something, so that the newcomer can finally say goodbye to the elders of the family before the day, otherwise the whole process is the master of ceremonies to speak constantly, wouldn't it be noisy

Martha is "ahhh

Xiaoyun's actions are really pure expression of loving this silly sister. Miss Xiaohu's heart flashed: Is my sister-in-law hinting at me something, I remember that my sister-in-law seems to have told me that as long as my brother comes to Ma Er's house to find me, I will lock him up, and I won't let him go no matter what I say.