Thinking about it, Miss Xiaohu lifted her hijab, pinched a red rope casually, jumped in front of the fat man in two steps, divided five by two, and tied the fat man firmly to the chair.

This is the wedding scene, Xiaoyun was stunned, the fat man was stupid, a large group of people eating melons, and the voices were boiling: "Yo, this marriage is very creative Second Brother Li, you have seen a lot of knowledge, you tell me, the bride lifted her hijab and tied her brother to the chair, where is this the custom of marrying?"

Who knows where this custom is, no matter how well-informed you are, you can see this scene, but as long as she is a normal person, she can't do this.

"You don't care where this custom is, we're here to join in the fun, if you can understand it or not, let's just follow the coaxing."

A group of people clapped and applauded as if they were crazy: "Okay, it's really strong" as if everyone understood: well, this custom must be tied as tightly as possible

Miss Hu was encouraged and tied two more knots into the rope. Xiaoyun was stunned for a while, and understood, it was what she said to Miss Xiaohu before that she misled her, but she couldn't stop shouting, this kind of festive day, since everyone is coaxing, then whatever this little Hu girl likes to do, as long as the atmosphere is lively.

The fat man has never seen this kind of weird "custom", and his heart said, is it such a big day for the monster's wedding, what is this stupid sister doing, he also has to laugh, and follow everyone to encourage Sister Xiaohu: "Okay, come, come on, put two more knots here." ”

Coaxing these bits, can not just be blindly coaxed, at least there must be a clear here, say a few auspicious words, this matter is over, otherwise keep coaxing, when is it a head for example, someone asks "what to do across the brazier" here has to be answered, "across the brazier, the future days will be prosperous" and then everyone shouted a few times "red and hot", this stubble is over.

This thing can't always be fooled, "Hey it's so nice to cross the brazier, do it again, okay, cross over, come back, come back again, do it twice" then it's not a marriage, it's an acrobatic show. It's the same with the fat man, you can't just knot the rope, what's the use of tying thousands of knots, someone has to say a reason, ask for an auspicious word, and pass this stubble.

When the little bearded girl tied a few more knots, someone in the crowd shouted: "What do you do with knots"

The scene was silent

This custom is really no one has ever seen it, and I don't know how to explain it. If she tied Ma Er, the master of ceremonies could also make up a sentence, "This is an eternal union", but she tied her brother, no one understands what this means. I can't make it up if I want to. The air froze, and the master of ceremonies racked his brains, "uh-uh-ahh Martha also said, "You, you, if you have something to say, just say don't learn, learn from me." ”

Xiaoyun's brain turned quickly, stood up and said with a smile: "I don't know the rank, the two brothers and sisters are almost the same age, and it is inevitable that there will be some disputes on weekdays, and this brother always bullies his sister, because of this, he was tied up today to punish him." The moral of this is very simple: when the girl gets married, she wants a harmonious family, and whoever dares to be arrogant and unreasonable and bully our girl is delicate will tie him up. ”

After speaking, Xiaoyun turned around and glanced at Ma Er in front of her seat, deliberately slowing down her movements so that everyone could see her expression clearly.

That means that he is demonstrating to Ma Er: If you see it, my brother can be tied up, don't talk about you

The courtyard was noisy again, "Yes, yes, one family, one family"

The friend surrounded Ma Er again: "Tie up, tie up." A laugh and a laugh. Sister Xiaohu's tying of the fat man is over.

Sending Miss Hu into the cave room, Ma Er was extremely excited. However, there are still so many guests outside the house, and my brother and sister-in-law have not left yet, no matter how anxious Ma Er is, he has to send the guests away before he can go back to the room to sleep. The mood is too beautiful, how much to drink is not too much, Ma Erda came out of the house, toasted and talked from table to table, everyone praised the bride for her beauty, he was even more proud, he raised a glass and did it, and he had the confidence to speak, shouting and shouting to call his friends to drink.

The people outside are lively, and there is a fat man tied to the hall who has been ignored by everyone. Xiaoyun sat next to him, watching him wriggle around like a worm, and let the fat man talk badly, she just covered her mouth and snickered, and didn't let him go.

"Hey Xiaoyun, you're not such a person, you've only been playing with my sister for two days, why are you messing around." The fat man couldn't move his hands and feet, and just now he asked Sister Hu to tie a few more knots, and her whole body was tied to death, and now her whole body is starting to numb.

"What do you say I'm messing around" Xiaoyun really learned badly from Sister Xiaohu, and made fun of the fat man, "What did I make trouble, I beat you, I scolded you, or I tied you, you accuse me, you are still unreasonable, hehe, whoever tied you, you go and call whoever to untie you." ”

As soon as he turned around, Xiao Yun was different from ordinary people after all, he noticed that there was something abnormal outside the hall, and at the corner of his eye, a figure scurried into the cave where Miss Xiao Hu was. Xiaoyun stepped on his waist, had already loosened the clutch and was about to step on the accelerator to the end and get up to chase after him, but suddenly realized that the fat man was still sitting next to him, and stepped on the brake with one foot, and turned off the engine instantly.

Xiaoyun's strange posture of bending his knees and arching his back to jump but not jumping out attracted the surprised eyes of the fat man on the side.

"What are you doing, this is preparing for takeoff," the fat man asked.

He doesn't know the truth, in fact, she is really preparing to take off Xiaoyun is usually well disguised, unlike Xiaohu girl, who jumps up and down at every turn, and the fat man still doesn't know that she is a goblin, she can't fly out and expose herself this time. But now this posture really feels too ugly, Xiaoyun simply pressed his waist down, danced twice against the ground and then stood up.

"What does this mean" The fat man became more and more incomprehensible, and always felt that Xiaoyun had become as stupid as his sister after meeting him.

"Uh, it's okay, warm up, haha warm up."

"What are you doing warming up, I'm tied up like this, you have to dance to celebrate"

"Leave it alone, just stay put." The situation was urgent, and Xiaoyun hurriedly walked out.

"Hey, I said, can't you let me go first?"

Xiaoyun came out of the hall, Ma Er was still sitting at the table drinking, everyone called her over to drink, and praised: "Hey Ma Er, don't say that your little daughter-in-law is beautiful, this sister-in-law is also a beautiful girl, you are really blessed." It's as if Ma Er not only married Miss Xiaohu, but also married her sister-in-law together.

Xiaoyun said that there was something urgent, and he would go out and come back. Striding out of the courtyard, he made a detour, turned over from outside the courtyard wall, crept in, and reached the back window of the cave room. I listened to the movement in the house.

I heard one, just listening to him say half a word, I couldn't listen to it, and I wanted to give him two slaps, such a person's voice, intermittently, said: "Little, little lady come to hug, hug." ”

Miss Hu responded: "Big, big man, come and play." ”

Xiaoyun bit her lip tightly and tried to suppress herself from laughing. The heart said, hey, it's still my little sister Hu's good academic performance

On tiptoe, Xiaoyun went up to the roof. I removed a tile and peeked inside the house from above.

Martha had already taken Miss Hu's hand and stared at Miss Hu with squints. Miss Xiaohu sat at the head of the bed, pretending to be a gesture, and throwing her eyes wildly. Miss Xiaohu had already taken off her hijab by herself, she knew that this was Ma Da, not Ma Er, but for her, it didn't matter who it was, anyway, she was just joking, whoever came to play the same, just have a companion.

This can make Xiaoyun anxious. Miss Xiaohu was confused, Xiaoyun is an understanding person, if Ma Er came in and saw this scene in a while, the family's life would still be lived

This Martha, don't look at him stammering, it's not that all those who are flamboyant are bad people, those who stutter are all good people, and he has a grudge since he was robbed of his identity as "Xiao Xi's father" by his younger brother Ma Er that day. He was reluctant to beat his brother and scold, of course, he would not scold people like this. I have been haunted by it, and I can't say it, but on this day, seeing that Miss Xiaohu is dressed so well, I am indignant: This is obviously mine, but my fast-talking brother snatched it

Anger rises from the heart, evil grows to the side of the gall, opens the eyebrows and eyes, and bites the teeth in the mouth. Anger is extreme, and no matter how daring it is, it can be done. I don't fight my brother, I can't touch you weak girl, you are nominally married to my brother, but my brother, I don't know what love is in manna, just a womanizer. Since I am also a womanizer, why don't I, who is a brother, start first, I just forced you to have some abnormal relationship with me, is it possible that you are a woman, dare to tell your husband and have the face to say it to others

Ma Er was drinking, and the guests hadn't left yet, so no one would go into the cave room, and there was only Miss Hu in the room. Taking advantage of this great opportunity, Martha sneaked in.

The bold is bold, and I am afraid that Miss Xiaohu will call and invite everyone. Martha prepared a cloth, smeared some drugs, and tied it to her waist, thinking that after entering, the little bearded girl covered her head and couldn't see him clearly, and when she got closer, if the little bearded girl recognized him, she would first block her mouth with a mouth, and it would be done.

The red hijab on the head of the little bearded girl has long been gone, she is making trouble in the house, it is so lively outside, but she doesn't let her, the person who loves to join in the fun, go out to play, how aggrieved she must be

Listening to the sound outside, lying restless in this room, sitting unsteadily, the little bearded girl pouted, stomped on the ground, slapped the table, knocked on the chair, and vented her little emotions through various small movements. At this moment, Ma Da rushed in. But Miss Xiaohu is so happy, and if she doesn't come to relieve her boredom, she will be suffocated to death.

Ma Da thought that he had a very thorough plan, but when he came in and looked up, well, the plan couldn't catch up with the change, and the little Hu girl was staring at him. He thought that Miss Hu was his prey, but what Miss Hu thought was: Hey, my toys are here

Martha wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, it was not good to speak, and he didn't know what to say in this case.