Chapter 59: The Great Gelding
Since seeing that Miss Xiaohu began to beat people when she passed the door, in a few days, the two brothers have deeply reflected on their mistakes, and there are beautiful girls on the road, and they don't look at each other properly. Brutally beating two big perverts into two honest people, it can be regarded as a great merit for Miss Hu.
No one dares to play with Miss Xiaohu anymore, and Miss Xiaohu is also idle and bored, so she can only take Xiaoxi to the horse farm every day to play. said that he was going to change the next one, but Xiao Xi said that it was not decided for the time being, and he would talk about it in two days, so he was not in a hurry. Xiao Xi is not in a hurry, and Miss Xiao Hu is even less anxious, she has failed so many times, and rushing to change the next one is just to let her fail again sooner, what is there to hurry.
The fat man lived in a tofu shop for a few days, and he was very unconvinced after he got drunk last time, obviously Xiaoyun poured two sips when he drank for the first time, why did she drink the second time I drank and turned me over, I don't believe in this evil
This fat man has nothing to do, and he pulls Xiaoyun to drink every night. Xiaoyun drank wine, his eyes were slightly drooping with affection, the more the fat man looked at it, the more he loved it, but Xiaoyun didn't fall, he didn't dare to knock Xiaoyun down directly. First, he didn't have the guts, and secondly, he was not convinced, so the fat man competed with Xiaoyun every day for the amount of alcohol. According to what he thought in his heart, it was best to be able to get Xiaoyun drunk, so that he could not only suppress her in terms of alcohol, but also in her body.
The final result is that the fat man has practiced the boy's skills to the peak, and every night he sleeps in the same bed with such a beautiful woman, the fat man drinks too much, sleeps like a dead pig, and is always a child. I didn't do anything I had to do, I just drank every night, got drunk, slept, drank, got drunk again, and slept.
Xiaoyun is also reserved, knowing that the fat man has no guts, she will not do it herself, the girl of that year, as if she was pregnant with a kiss, not to the point of marriage, it is easy not to have physical contact with a man, Xiaoyun drinks with the fat man every night while flirting with her eyebrows, to this extent, it is already active enough, and the maximum scale is like this. If a girl's family really pounces on the man and knocks him down, won't he become a little bearded girl?
The fat man may have drunk too much wine, his mind is not very clear, and he forgot one thing Xiaoyun had already said that she was leaving. It was because Xiaoyun was leaving, and the fat man took the last "watch her sleep for one night" reason to start staying in the tofu shop, and early the next morning, the matchmaker came to report the good news, and Miss Xiaohu came to stir up. As soon as Miss Xiaohu came here and called her brother and sister-in-law, the fat man fell into a fantasy, thinking that he had already started a family, and he was busy with the marriage of Xiaohu's sister, so he forgot that Xiaoyun said that he was leaving.
After drinking wine with Xiaoyun in the tofu shop for a few days, the fat man "has a good conscience", and he remembered that he left a sword, and he didn't feed it wine for a few days, so I'm afraid that I'm not starving to death, let's go on a trip, take the baggage, bring the sword, and the house money should be settled.
When he was about to go out, Xiaoyun asked, "Eh, you want to go out?"
The fat man said, "Ah, there are still some things in the original house, I will go and get them, and by the way, I will settle the house payment." "From now on, I'll live with you in this tofu shop, and what kind of room will I open?
"Great good man, can you help the little girl do a little thing by the way," Xiaoyun said in a half-joking tone.
"Good man" is the same as "gelding". Everyone knows that "good people" are kind people, caring people, in short, good people, and that's probably what it means. "Gelding" is a word that is only used when scolding the street
, "gelding" means to cut off, cut off, guess where the person needs to cut off the offspring, but still alive, it is called "gelding".
In any period, you can praise people as "good people", but not in the Northern Song Dynasty, as soon as you say "good people", people think of "geldings", and they think that you are scolding the street, because not long ago there was a person who made this word a household name in the Southern Han Dynasty. When Liu was in power, he was extravagant, this is actually not a big problem, which emperor does not have a three palaces and six courts, the key is that he is afraid that others will rob his woman, and he has implemented the national policy of gelding, and all politicians and officials must cut it there. It's not one or two ministers, it's all, all of Liu's court, a veritable "castrated court", a civil and military minister, a Manchu eunuch.
Song Taizu fought the Southern Han Dynasty, it was so easy to fight, it was really good to see it here, even the general was a sissy, if he was more handsome, he could be accepted back as a concubine. didn't have to fight, the Southern Han Dynasty descended. The word "gelding" has also had a far-reaching impact because of Liu's national policy. This word is used when scolding people is the most severe.
We can't say for sure, Xiaoyun has any extraneous meaning, anyway, the fat man was stunned when he heard it, the big gelding scolded me for being a big eunuch to blame me for only drinking and not doing things and not showing you the courage of the male, but was ridiculed, okay, okay, you wait, I will do what I need to do tonight, let you see the difference between me and the eunuch.
The fat man spoke to Xiaoyun, he has always been soft-spoken, and today in order to show his confidence, he said in a loud voice: "Say, what do you do?"
Xiaoyun said with a smile: "That day at Sister Xiaohu's place, I lost a hairpin, and there was a small silver flower on it, you go and help me ask Sister Xiaohu if she has seen it." If you don't care about it, you are afraid that it will fall in the courtyard, and the child will pick it up and play, which is easy to puncture the hands and feet and scratch the skin. ”
"You said that Xiao Xi, that kid, deserved to stab him to death. Come on, I'll ask, and if my sister finds it, I'll get it back for you. ”
The fat man went out of the tofu shop and went to the hotel, and when he pushed the door, he saw that the burden had been opened, and there were large and small wine bottles on the ground, as well as a sword, which was drinking wine in the wine bottle.
The fat man praised as he walked inside: "Okay, Brother Jian, if you don't see you for a few days, you will drink by yourself." ”
That's not it, they're all hungry to death, and there is no one to feed them, so they can only figure out their own way. Who said that wine must be opened to drink this sword directly pierced the wine bottle and drank it, simple and rude, but it worked very well. No one cares these days, but this sword is still full of drinks.
The fat man came in and greeted him, and the sword was very happy, and said, "The wine is almost finished, you go and buy some more." ”
"It's okay to buy wine," said the fat man, "and I'll discuss something with you first." ”
Now he has fallen in love with a good Hu Niang, if he can, he is ready to marry a wife and start a family, this is Gongzhou, it is still far from Kaifeng Mansion, he doesn't want to go.
"Anything, you say, as long as there is wine to drink." This sword is also very good at talking, and it has always been good to have wine.
"At the beginning, you asked me to take you out of the cemetery to Kaifeng Mansion, but you didn't explain the reason in detail. Why do you have to go to Kaifeng Mansion, can we not go?"
"No, ah little fat man, if you don't go, you can't do it" This thing is not just about drinking
Okay.
What should I do about this, I said it before I left, when I arrived in Kaifeng, it stands to reason that I should send this sword to Kaifeng, but this time, won't I see Xiaoyun
"Uh" the fat man said, "I promised you, I regretted it halfway, I can't stand you, but now I really don't have the heart to do anything else, let's do this, I'll spend money to hire a few more people, let them be full of wine and food, let them send you to Kaifeng, you see if this will work."
"No," said the sword, "only you can take me, and if someone else goes, they will all die halfway through." ”
If I go, I won't die, and when the fat man heard it, he didn't want to go. This really can't blame the fat man for not being kind, he now has a favorite girl, and he gets along very well, so good that he sleeps in the same bed at night, isn't it good to marry a wife and have children and live a happy life, okay, he doesn't want all this, and thinks that no matter how dangerous the road is, he has to take this sword to Kaifeng, isn't it crazy In this case, as long as he is a normal person, he will not want to take this sword on the road again.
The fat man sighed: "Don't mess with me, let's be honest, even if I'm sorry for you, anyway, my money is all from you, I don't want a penny now, I don't want it all for others, if it doesn't work, let's find a dart game, no matter what, I'll find someone to send you to Kaifeng." You blame me, you can blame me, I don't plan to leave. ”
Jian said: "I didn't mess with you, I was just telling you the truth, and the dart game is not good, whoever comes will die, only you can send me there." ”
"Since the journey is so difficult, you tell me the truth, why do you have to go to Kaifeng this time."
This unjust soul attached to the sword, the original surname is Wei Mingxuan, the person is as his name, the spirit is magnificent, what profession is the general with great achievements. There is a wife in the family. Although he already had a wife, due to frequent wars, Wei Xuan had no time to take care of his family for many years, and he did not have a boy and a half girl under his knees. One day after returning triumphantly, Lu met a homeless little boy who picked up scraps and ate, felt pity, took the child back to the house, adopted the child, and named it Wei Xuan.
Wei Xuan treats this child, and describes his biological son in one sentence, but it is nothing more than that, but anyone who gossips about this child behind his back will be driven out, and the whole mansion will only take care of it as if this is the master's biological son. The Liu family also loves this child very much, Wei Xuan has been away for a long time, only Wei Xuan, the child, often accompanies the Liu family, and the Liu family can't sleep at night, so he holds the child to sleep.
After a few years, Wei Xuan grew to the age of seventeen. Originally, when he was picking up food on the street, he was hungry and malnourished, but it was different when he arrived at the General's Mansion, after raising it for so many years, Wei Xuan has now grown into a beautiful man with a talent.
When I was a child, I was a little child, and my mother hugged me to sleep, which was justified, and now I am not suitable to hold it again. It is not suitable or not, Liu still left him in the room at night, sharing the same bed, and the people dared to say what The girl at that time, fourteen or fifteen years old, was in a hurry to get married, this Liu married at the age of fifteen, and when Wei Xuan was seventeen years old, she was only in her twenties.
Wei Xuan has reached this age, and he has already reacted physiologically; Liu's age is not very old, and he has been lonely for many years, and it is very unbearable. And she knows that he is not her biological son, and he also knows that she is not her own mother, so there is not much of a psychological obstacle. shared the same bed every day, and the two finally crossed the rails.