The feast was dispersed, and the old horse and the helper in the horse farm cleaned up the leftovers. The guests were gone. The fat man and Xiaoyun also went back, the two went back hand in hand, the fat man did not eat Xiaoyun's tofu, but walking on the road, Xiaoyun himself grabbed his hand, this is the first time.

The fat man's heart blossomed, although since Xiaoyun saw Xiaohu's sister, there has been a tendency to move closer to Xiaohu's sister, and things are not as well-behaved as before, but the fat man is very happy to accept this change, and the girl who was originally easy to be shy and blushing can now play with me, which means that she doesn't treat me as an outsider. The relationship has been enhanced, and when you get along with each other, you should naturally relax a little, and flirting is also a good way to warm up the relationship, otherwise you are always restrained, like an iceberg, knock it up, and your teeth will be broken, which is too difficult to get along with.

The fat man and Xiaoyun return to the tofu shop and drink and eat tofu.

said that last time Xiaoyun was drunk, he was unconscious when he lay on the table, and the fat man turned around and tied the door...... And then what? And then there is? Yes, of course! Didn't this fat man say that he was about to be separated, and he refused to go back, and it was worth staying here to watch Xiaoyun sleep for one night, so he ...... He really watched it for one night.

Lonely men and widows were in the same room, Xiaoyun was drunk again, her whole body was soft and weak, the fat man carried her to the bed, sat on the edge of the bed and watched her fall asleep sweetly. Just looking at it for one night, can it be said that the fat man is really pure in mind and has no evil thoughts? That's impossible! This has nothing to do with whether the mind is pure or not, at this age when a man is married and a woman is married, if there is not the slightest thought of doing something shameful in his heart, it is a physiological problem, and it is time to treat the disease.

But this fat man was just itching, and he really didn't do any work, so he stared at Xiaoyun's sleeping posture all night. One reason is that fat people have color hearts and no color guts, which does not need to be said more; Another reason is that he really likes Xiaoyun. If you don't have any feelings, it's purely to vent your fire, then you don't need to hesitate anything, you can start work directly, but if you really like someone, you will treat her as a treasure, take care of her, and don't dare to play with it easily.

Just this one night...... A part of the fat man that is not easily exposed in front of people is extremely hard, looking at Xiaoyun lying on the bed softly, he only feels that his face is red and his heart is beating, and his lips are dry.

A voice said, "What do you see? Such a good opportunity, why don't you do something? Another voice said, "Phew! You are really not human, the girl drank too much, you are called taking advantage of people's danger. ”

The voice said, "There's no one else here, she's willing to drink with you, and she's drunk next to you, she's willing to do that with you." The voice smacked again and said, "Such a good girl, how does she know if she can drink?" Treat you as a good person, so she is willing to drink with you. She's drunk, and you're taking the opportunity to spoil others? Are you worthy of her? Worthy of your conscience? ”

This night, Xiaoyun slept peacefully. The fat man sat on the edge of the bed, and when he looked at Xiaoyun, he thought wildly for a while, and when he looked at it, he thought wildly for a while. In the end, I was still determined, and thought: Anyway, I have only known each other for so many days, and the girl and I have not been too affectionate, I can't rely on my own imagination to conclude that the girl is willing to entrust her holy body to me, I still wait, so I can wait for her to sober up a little, even if I can promise me in a daze, after her consent, I can be worthy of her, and I don't lose my heart.

As a result, Xiaoyun didn't wake up, and the matchmaker came to propose marriage as soon as it was dawn, saying that Ma Er was going to marry Miss Xiaohu. The rest is known to everyone. Don't ask Xiaoyun again about the fat man who got drunk that night

What are you doing after bolting the door, don't you always be dirty, you always want to do it when you see a beautiful woman, go up and down, the fat man is still an honest child who has never tasted it.

Today, Sister Xiaohu got married, and the fat man should have been short of food and drink, and he didn't eat for a long time, so he waited for a big meal at the banquet in the evening, but he was tied up and starved for a long time. Go back to the tofu shop with Xiaoyun, eat tofu and drink wine. The fat man was hungry, buried himself in eating, and when he looked up, he found that Xiaoyun had been looking at him, and that kind of gaze was like a mother watching her child eat, full of pity. The fat man was embarrassed to open his mouth to eat.

"Eat, what do you think I'm doing?"

Xiaoyun said that she was full and didn't want to eat. The fat man pushed a small wine glass in front of her, and said in a playful tone that forgave her for not daring: "Don't eat, why don't you drink some?" ”

"yes, okay." Xiaoyun nodded.

"Huh! If you get drunk and get drunk, I won't carry you to bed," the fat man teased, "and let you lie down on the ground and sleep for the night, and then I will give you a mirror to see your gray face." ”

Xiao Yunjiao said angrily: "Who made you ...... Let you hug me? I just got drunk and lay on the ground, and I wouldn't let you hug me. He picked up his glass, took a sip, frowned, raised his hand to cover it, and drank it all.

The wine in the fat man's mouth suddenly became much more fragrant, and he was happy when he drank the wine. The heart said, the relationship has developed to this point, it seems that no matter what I do, she won't blame me, tonight she is drunk again, I carry her to the bed, is it okay to ...... Hey, hey, haha.

The fat man filled Xiaoyun with wine, and the two touched a glass.

After the fat man finished drinking, he deliberately shook it a few times, imitating the posture of a person when he was drunk, so as to mock Xiaoyun, "Hey, hey! It's going to fall, it's going to fall! ”

"you!" Xiaoyun scolded with a smile, "Who fell, who fell?" This girl sat upright and steady. ”

The fat man took a look, hey~ It's okay, this little cloud, I poured it in two sips last time, this time my face didn't change, I drank two glasses in a row, and there was no trace of wine fainting on my face.

"The amount of alcohol is long, Xiaoyun~ Do you dare to drink?"

"Hey, come on, I'm afraid I won't be able to learn other crafts, who can't eat and drink?"

The two drank and talked and laughed. The fat man only wondered why Xiaoyun hadn't drunk so much and wasn't drunk, forgetting that he himself would be drunk. Finally the fat man fell. Xiaoyun sneered: "You dare to laugh at me, okay, you can sleep on the ground tonight, and I will show you the mirror again tomorrow, so that you can see your gray face." ”

Xiaoyun blows the lamp and sleeps without mentioning it.

At this moment, Ma Er was still squatting outside the house with his shoulders bent, shivering, and had just been thrown out of the window by Miss Xiaohu. Ma Er squatted here, tears came down, too aggrieved, said that the Ming media was marrying, he also called someone to come to the door to propose, arrange a marriage, marry Miss Xiaohu, everything was done according to Miss Xiaohu, today is married, sent away relatives and friends, and went into the cave room to make love with Miss Xiaohu, Miss Xiaohu did not follow, saying that he would not play with him, he insisted on playing, but he was a big man and not as tough as Miss Xiaohu, was beaten by Miss Xiaohu, and threw out of the window with his neckline.

He climbed in through the window and was kicked out of the door by a kick.

A big man is bullied like this on his wedding night, if he says it, he will become a laughing stock, he is afraid of laughing when he goes out, and he is afraid of being beaten when he enters the house, so he can only squat in the corner and tremble.

Xiao Shi

persuaded Miss Xiaohu not to play with Ma Da Ma Er, which means telling her to keep her chastity, don't always play blindly, and be taken advantage of by people who covet beauty, but Miss Xiaohu has no sense of proportion, and it is easy to go to extremes. After listening to Xiao Xi's words, he decided not to play with Ma Da Ma Er, he really couldn't play at all, and then Ma Da Ma Er enjoyed a very high treatment regardless of whether he was intentional or not, as long as he touched Xiao Hu girl, he was beaten by her and his nose was swollen.

Martha doesn't matter, people don't let them take advantage, so don't be careless. Ma Erke complained bitterly, what kind of daughter-in-law did he marry? On the wedding night, I didn't let my husband go into the house to sleep, and then I punched and kicked as soon as I got close, and I married such a little expert who beat my husband, how can I live this day?

Ma Er slept in a room with Miss Xiaohu and Xiao Xi at night, but the mother and son slept on the bed, and Ma Er laid the floor. Ma Er tried his best to marry Miss Xiaohu, mainly so that he could be with her, but now not only can't do that, but he can't even touch it, and he can only sleep on the ground when he sleeps. Don't say it's Ma Er, who will live this day, who can't call it "miserable"?

It's okay for a day or two, but in a few more days, Ma Er has a shadow in his heart, making love and affection with Miss Xiaohu? Now that I see Miss Hu, Ma Er has to go around the road!

After five days and seven days, Miss Xiaohu realized that something seemed to be wrong somewhere, and grabbed Xiao Xi, "Come here, my mother asks you~ You said that Ma Er is not a good person, tell me not to play with him, now I don't play with him, he doesn't play with me anymore, does my mother's forty-nine days still count?" ”

"If he doesn't play with you anymore, of course it doesn't count." Xiao Xi ran around shaking a small rattle. This rattle was bought for him by the old horse when he came back from the horse farm a few days ago.

"That's not going to work," said the little bearded girl, as she walked away, "then I'm going to play with him." ”

Ma Er still dares to play with her? When I saw Miss Xiaohu, it was like seeing a ghost, running in all directions, and I didn't take my shoes back to pick them up when they ran away.

Miss Hu didn't chase him, just stood and watched him run. How? As we said earlier, Miss Xiaohu must be the man who voluntarily gets along with her for forty-nine days, otherwise she would have completed the task a long time ago, because she is a goblin, not an ordinary woman, she wants to stick to an ordinary man for forty-nine days, it's too simple. It wasn't voluntary, and it was useless for her to chase.

The duck flew to her beak, and Miss Xiaohu thought about it for a long time, feeling that she seemed to be pitted by Xiao Xi, a bear child. Turning around, he went back and held Xiao Xi to prevent him from running, "Stop, come over to me!" Hey, you bad boy, I thought you were just a cheating father, why are you still cheating your mother? ”

"The conscience of heaven and earth~ I'm heartbroken for you, how could I cheat you?"

Miss Hu snatched away the rattle he was playing with in his hand, "Did you come up with the idea to tell me not to play with Ma Er?" ”

"I didn't mean that...... No...... I ......, "Oh, the child is really heartbroken, why can't this mother teach it?"

"When he sees me, he runs, what do you say now? Say it quickly, otherwise, your little drum will be used by my mother to play and I won't return it to you. You let the old horse buy it for you, and my mother will come to rob you and won't let you play. ”

It's really a lot of hooligans on the street, and it's not as good as his mother~ Xiao Xi giggled, and reached out to ask for the small drum, "This thing is easy to do, we should replace the next one." ”