Chapter 163: Distress
The topic of the lower body is always the most enthusiastic, whether it is out of envy and jealousy of nobles and knights, or out of the heart of gossip, most of the vulgar jokes circulating among the people at the bottom are about the knight's ability, and many of them have even written it into their works.
For example, in the famous poet Girrod, in his famous long poem "The Windmill Rider", he used metaphors and symbols to describe many times that young people like knights raised their spears and sprinted bravely, but they were broken in the muddy cave like iron.
"Haha, Levi, although your gun is useless, you still have a tongue that can speak, maybe you can satisfy Madame......"
"That's right, the famous windmill knight Quixote, with his hands and flexible tongue, made the famous goddess of steel in the Six Kingdoms swoon......"
The tavern spectators burst into laughter, changing the jokes they had heard and said in the past to Levi and laughing.
"You bastards!"
Levi was quite thick-skinned, and he didn't care much about these teases, and what gave him a headache was how to escape from Brienne's hands again this time.
Brienne is a loyal knight loyal to the Silver Dragon Lady Adjani, her mind is as stubborn as her mountain giant bloodline, once she recognizes something, unless the Silver Dragon Lady speaks, she will carry it out with perseverance, and the eight dragons will not be able to pull it back.
After Levi escaped from the Duchy of Bohemia, he was constantly being pursued by Brienne. Although Brienne has a rigid and inflexible head, he has escaped several times using trickery.
But Brienne was never discouraged and kept chasing him. Every time Levi stayed in one place for no more than three months, Brienne would be able to catch up from the sea of people again, more troublesome than kraft candy, and she couldn't shake it off.
"Okay!"
In desperation, Levi repeated his old tricks, looked at Brienne affectionately and sadly, and said affectionately: "Brienne, I know your love for me, and I also know that Lady Adjani misses me, but I have my own mission, and I have my own things that must be completed. It's not that I can't stay in Bohemia forever and live happily ever after with you. It's that I have to fulfill my mission and find the meaning of my coming into this world......"
"Brienne, I know that you have a kind heart, and that your rock-like cold exterior hides a heart as hot as magma, so please send your kindness, for the sake of your love for me, for the sake of the time we have been together, you can let me go, I can swear, if I complete my mission and find the meaning of my coming into this world, I will definitely go back, and I will live forever with you, Adjani, and Tessa, and Lisa......"
Seeing Levi looking at Brienne with such affection, a sad and desolate look, and affectionate, everyone in the tavern couldn't help but widen their eyes.
And Carl couldn't help but praise Levi's endurance and acting skills, he was able to look directly at an ugly woman like Brienne, endure disgusting and say so many sensual words, he really deserves to be a grandmaster-level pickle girl master, which makes people ashamed of themselves.
Under Levi's affectionate gaze, Brienne's face, which had been expressionless, suddenly turned red, and this woman who was as strong as a mountain giant suddenly showed a shy twisted expression, like a girl in her first love, stammering, and she didn't know where to put her hands, so she could only murmur in a voice as small as a mosquito: "Husband...... Madame said, "I must bring you back." ”
"Madame said she wanted to take me back, but she didn't say when!"
Seeing that his affectionate offensive worked, Levi hurriedly stirred up his three-inch incorruptible tongue and said in an extremely gentle tone: "Dear Brienne, why don't you wait for me to finish what I want to do and find my goal, and then go back with you......"
"No!"
Brienne, who was shy like a little woman, was beating because of Levi's unprecedentedly gentle tone, but her loyalty to Mrs. Adjani still overwhelmed her love for Levi, making her determined to ask Levi's gentle trap, and said categorically: "No, I won't be deceived by any of your lies this time!"
As she spoke, Brienne stepped forward, grabbed Levi's arm, and carried Levi to her shoulders like a chicken, carrying him away.
"No—"
Levi suddenly let out a miserable howl and shouted repeatedly, "Brienne, you put me down!"
"If you hear me, put me down!"
"You ugly woman, you still don't give me obedient words!"
"Put me down, hear no, this is my order!"
However, no matter how much Levi cursed, shouted, and ordered, Brienne turned a deaf ear and just strode out the door with her, and everyone in the tavern was delighted by the joyous scene, and Carl even gulped down a glass of wine in celebration.
When Brienne was about to walk to the door, Levi finally realized that this time his rhetoric was useless, and Brienne would not listen to him again anyway, so he quickly changed his target and asked for help.
"Help, help!"
"Brother Carl, help! Please be sure to save my brother for the sake of us being scribes together, drinking and chatting together and looking for women!"
Karl shrugged his shoulders slightly, made a helpless expression to Levi, and smiled: "I'm sorry, Brother Levi, even the most virtuous king is difficult to adjudicate quarrels and disputes between husband and wife. I can't help you!"
"Help, help!"
Seeing that Carl could not be saved, Levi could only continue to change the target of seeking help, shouting to Daddy John: "Old John, old John, help!"
Uncle John seemed to know nothing about the drama in the tavern, and still looked down and wiped the counter seriously.
"Old John, if you don't save me, I'm going to say that the Gulosta armor you flaunted last time is a fake!"
Uncle John stopped wiping the table, glanced back at Levi, shook his head, and continued to wipe the table.
"Old John, help, or you're going to lose a good appraiser. ”
Uncle John was unmoved and continued to wipe the table.
"Old John, you bastard, okay, save me, I'll only take you fifty percent, no, thirty percent in the future...... Fuck, it's out of the way, it's a big deal to give you a free appraisal later......"
Uncle John couldn't help but move, and stopped wiping the table.
Seeing that Brienne was about to walk out of the tavern, and Uncle John still didn't move, Levi could only grit his teeth and add the last chip: "I can tell you where the remains of the map you last looked at me are." ”
Uncle John's hand couldn't help but tremble, and he was silent for a moment, then suddenly sighed and turned around.
"This lady, please put Levi down!"