Chapter 162: Knights and Ordinary People
Levi's face was pale, as if he had seen a ghost, and he turned and jumped off the bar, trying to slip through the back door.
However, he didn't run two steps, and the tall figure blocked his path like a hill.
"Hey, man, how about I stop her? I owe you a favor!"
Under the pressure of the tall figure, Levi turned his head with difficulty, squeezed out a smile, and asked Carl for help.
Carl only smiled in return, and then sat down at the bar, drinking the sweet fruit wine that Uncle John had just brought him, while leisurely watching the excitement.
The ugly and sturdy tall female knight blocked in front of Levi and said expressionlessly, "Come home with me!"
"Hell!"
Levi suddenly broke the news like a cat that had been stepped on by the tail: "Brienne, how many times have I said it, I am not your husband, I will never go home with you, and I will never admit that marriage!"
hat?
The fruit wine in Carl's mouth almost squirted, what the hell? This tall, strong, ugly woman like a dominatrix turned out to be Levi's wife?
Carl couldn't help but take a serious look at this woman, she was huge, at least two and a half meters tall, her arms were thicker than ordinary people's thighs, just standing there, like a wall, brought an extremely strong sense of oppression.
Levi's little arms and legs stood up to her, not even her chest, like a son and a mother. As soon as Carl thought that poor Levi might have been crushed under his body by such a behemoth at night, he couldn't help but tear a handful of sympathy into his eyes, and the jealousy and complete dissipation of his original jealousy dissipated.
"Come home with me!"
The tall giantess looked at Levi expressionlessly, repeating the words.
"I told you, I won't go with you!"
Levi was a little angry, glared at the woman in front of him fiercely, and said viciously: "Brienne, the iron virgin of Bohemia, I am not your husband!
"You're my husband!"
The tall giantess was unmoved by Levi's harsh tone, and said calmly, "Our marriage is blessed by the Lord. It was I who captured you on the battlefield of Trevasia, you are my captive, I have the right to dispose of you, I have given you to my master, and my master has given you to me, and has given us legal marriage, so you are my husband!"
"Damn it!"
Levi was so angry that he burst into a rage: "Damn, I was just in Trewasia to investigate the ruins of the ancient magic empire, and I was inexplicably involved in the war between you and Theresia, and I was inexplicably captured by the Theresian army as a handyman, and I was inexplicably captured by you as ......a hard worker."
"I swear allegiance to Lady Adjani!"
The tall female knight was unmoved, and said expressionlessly, "Lady Adjani's order is my duty. Since Madame Adjani has given you to me and ordered me to marry you, then you are my husband, and I will fulfill all the obligations of a wife to you without disobeying Madame Adjani's orders!"
"Damn, that's just Adjani's joke!"
Li Wei shouted angrily: "The human countries on the continent have long abolished slavery, the Saint-French Empire, the Saint-Jose Empire, the Holy Hyrule Empire, the Dro Empire, the Baiotin Empire, and even the ancient Xibai Kingdom, the Rainena Kingdom in the Northland, have already issued decrees declaring slavery null and void. It is not lawful for you to forcibly send me to and fro as a slave against my will, and it is contrary to the Church of the Lord and the sacred covenants of the Church......"
"I don't understand this!"
The tall female knight was silent for a moment, but still expressionless, and said: "Lady Adjani's order is supreme, she ordered me to marry you, then you are my husband......"
Well done!
Hearing this, Karl couldn't help but whistle and applaud the wisdom and wisdom of the Silver Dragon Lady Adjani. To deal with a prodigal son like Li Wei, who is naturally amorous and likes to mess with flowers and grass and provoke beautiful women, the best punishment is to find him a bread that is ugly and boring, and he will never take a fancy to a strong woman as his wife.
Also as a man, Carl knows very well how difficult it is for a playboy to marry a female knight like Brienne. In this regard, he was deeply sympathetic, but he couldn't help it, so he could only snicker unkindly.
"Brienne, Brienne, listen to me!"
Seeing that Brienne had been unmoved, Levi couldn't help but change his face and tried to persuade the other party: "If you chase me like this, it won't be the result." I have never recognized our marriage, besides, you are a knight, I am an ordinary person, we will not be happy together at all!"
Speaking of this, Levi was also out of his mind, he spread his hand, and said to everyone helplessly: "You all know that the knight's physique is as strong as a demonic beast, and the female knight's portal is as hard as an iron door, without the knight's steel gun, where is it possible for ordinary people to penetrate the copper cast iron portal, even if I am willing, I can't let the female knight enjoy the happiness of a woman!"
"Haha!"
The crowd burst into laughter, and the tavern was filled with a cheerful air.
"Haha, I heard that the female knights are very powerful in that place, and if ordinary people are not hard enough, they will be pinched off when they enter......"
"But isn't it, isn't it said that every time you and your wife come, that place will be shattered?"
"Haha, that's right, that's right, fortunately, the prince has a kind of bishop as a friend, and every time it is broken, he can repair it in time......"
"Hehe, it can be repaired back, but it's hard to say if it can be as good as before......
"Haha, in this respect, this prince is still a strong man......"
Carl couldn't help but listen, but although the topic was awkward, it seemed that there was such a problem between ordinary people and knights. The knight's physique is as strong as a monster, and if it is not controlled, it is indeed easy to injure ordinary people. This problem is especially pronounced between female knights and ordinary people, after all, men can still lie on it and still move, and when women are excited, if they exert too much force, it will be a big trouble.
Of course, in fact, it is not so exaggerated, after all, no matter how strong the knight's physique is, it is still flesh and blood in essence, before the legendary transformation, the strength of the flesh has its own upper limit, and without using the power of the fighting spirit and bloodline, it cannot reach that exaggerated level.