559. Knock the bamboo pole on the head of the dragon king
But don't let this bastard knock the dragon king.
Evil God No. 2 actually muttered in his heart, his brain is buzzing now, you must know that he was already wanted by the mountains and seas, and later in order to promote Gu Tao's battery, he didn't know how many relationships, how many gifts he gave, and how many sycophants he took to cancel the charge, and promised not to sell contraband in the future. But today, if this guy messes up his status as a legal businessman again, who will he talk to?
But whether it's him or not, Evil God No. 2 actually has the answer in his heart, and he is probably the only one who can do this kind of thing, really. So since you don't have to think about all that mess, it's time to think about how to calm the dragon king's anger.
Now that Evil God No. 2 knows, if there is a danger in life, this bastard must be that danger. If fate has a bump, he is that bump. If there are waves in the plot, he is 100% that wave.
How many people's lives have been havoc because of him, this person...... Dead or really better.
"Alright." The little fox clapped his hands: "When he wakes up, let him come to the medicine store and settle the medical fee." ”
"Okay, see you later."
"By the way, is the lipstick you picked up last time still in stock?"
"You're going out, just buy it yourself, I have a guide for you." Evil God II took out a book: "You have definitely not seen the new version of the ship, the location and prices in it have been updated." I'll give it to you. ”
"Thanks." The little fox hugged the guide: "Alas, what if I go out and don't want to come back?" ”
"Then don't come back, the environment has been much better in the past few years in this world, and I am very tolerant of demons."
"Really?" The little fox's eyes lit up: "Can I become the beautiful girl you brought in the magazine?" ”
Evil God No. 2 nodded with a smile: "Of course you can, your medical skills are so good, there must be no problem in making money, you can do whatever you want with money." ”
"I promise you."
The fox doctor left, and the evil god No. 2 looked at Gu Tao lying on the ground and was worried, and he needed to verify the reason for going through the entry and exit procedures. What did Gu Tao say? "I bumped into a guy and then I came in, and that's a fucking idiot." If he didn't say so in his style, the Evil God No. 2 would eat thirty Xiangfei bamboos of more than ten meters on the whole network. But with such a mouth, how can the dragon king's anger be beared......
To tell the truth, the evil god No. 2 is not afraid of any dragon king or not a dragon king, what does the ancient evil god have to do with a little white dragon with the same life as the sky, but the key is money! Bad luck for money! A ban came down, and the loss of Evil God No. 2 in one day was immeasurable!
At this time, Gu Tao's strong adaptability showed where it should have been, and a few minutes after the bloodletting, he actually woke up.
Slowly sat up from the ground, looked at the evil god No. 2 who was squatting not far from him and watched him in a daze, and then looked at his stripped clothes, and felt painful. At that time, Gu Tao seemed to understand everything, he squinted at the Evil God No. 2, put one hand behind his back, and began to cut the gun.
"I know what you're thinking, you're in big trouble."
"You're in big trouble!" Gu Tao suddenly took out the black hole generator and pointed it at Evil God No. 2: "What did you do to Lao Tzu!" ”
Evil God No. 2 didn't bother to look at him: "I have three questions, you answer me first, otherwise it will be too difficult for you to get out." ”
"!" Gu Tao suddenly came to his sorrow, and his eyes were red: "I'm not clean......
"When have you ever been clean?" Evil God No. 2 sat on the ground: "The person who knocked you in has two horns?" ”
Gu Tao thought about it, turned on the holographic projection to show the photo, and found that the man had no horns, but wings.
"Do you know this?"
Evil God No. 2 looked at it carefully and let out a long breath: "It's okay...... Not a dragon king. ”
"Who's not the Dragon King?"
"King Asura." Evil God No. 2 nodded: "It's a shame to be stronger than the Dragon King." ”
"What do you mean by that?"
"I don't have time to explain to you, the second question, where did you eat the Zhu Guo, that thing is very precious, it can only be born on a mother tree on the forbidden land of the Divine Mountain, but as long as you enter the forbidden land, you will suffer from the Nine Heavenly Tribulations, and no one can withstand the washing of the Nine Heavenly Tribulations, so the Zhu Guo is hard to find, plus the mother tree Zhu Guo blooms every three thousand years and bears fruit every three thousand years, and only a few pieces are produced at a time. Usually only the most noble in the mountain and sea realm can eat it, and it is also when the serious injury is almost not healed or the crossing is about to fail. ”
Gu Tao thought for a moment, and then projected the red berries he had eaten before in front of him: "This? The taste is not bad. ”
Evil God No. 2 looks! His eyes were bloodshot, and this guy said that the fruit that tasted good was not only the vermilion fruit but also the serious mother tree vermilion, because only the fruit on the mother tree would have a golden thread that seemed to be nothing.
Not only did he eat it, but he also ate all the 6,000-year-old amount at once! Why don't you eat him to death!!
"You, you...... Where are you from? ”
"On those mountains floating in the sky, I was a little hungry, so I picked and ate them, and I thought about the wild fruits, and I ate them. How? Lord? Make an offer, and I'll transfer the money to you when I get out. Gu Tao covered his chest with his hands: "It's only a few hundred yuan to die." ”
Evil God No. 2's expression was distorted, but he knew that there was no way to explain it with the bastard in front of him, so he forced himself to ask the third question in his rage: "Why did the Asura King go to this world." ”
"You ask me, how the do I know. He violated the speed limit, let me catch him, and revoke his flight permit! Gu Tao took a sip: "Knock Lao Tzu into this place, I was almost eaten by that white tiger!" ”
"White Tiger?" Little Evil God No. 2 thought for a while: "You said that the white tiger wants to eat you?" ”
"Aang!"
Evil God No. 2 Dad stuck his head out of the window: "Mao Mao! Maomao!! ”
As soon as the words fell, a sudden puff of smoke and dust hit in the distance, and then the white tiger appeared outside his house, and the evil god No. 2 clapped his hands at it: "You were going to eat people just now?" ”
The white tiger tilted his head, and then turned into a human form, a girl about five years old, with a pigtail, jumped in, sat on a small stool and looked at Evil God No. 2, with a confused expression in her eyes.
"He said you were going to eat him."
The White Tiger child looked at Gu Tao and then at the foot merchant, and frowned: "Phew! ”
Gu Tao squinted at the little tiger: "What's the matter?" Am I not to your taste or what? What is your attitude? Lao Tzu, I have fine skin and tender meat, what are you talking about! ”
The tiger was stunned for a moment, then his mouth was deflated, and tears fell down with a click, and then he cried out with a wow.
"What are you bullying her for?" Evil God No. 2 hurriedly took out a handful of Dove chocolates from the small box and stuffed it to the little tiger: "Don't cry, don't cry...... He's a bad guy, let's ignore him. ”
"Mao Mao, let's go out and play, go home early."
"Hmm...... Thank you. The little girl leaned over and kissed Evil God Two, and hopped away with the chocolate in her hand.
He walked back and looked at Gu Tao with his arms crossed: "That's it, eat you?" ”
"How do I know it's a little Lori......" Gu Tao scratched his head: "That spider!" That poisonous spider is going to eat me! ”
"I don't, don't accuse me, I eat the fruit." A boy in black hung down from the window, and he looked angry: "My scientific name is Kipling Basila Spider, and I am a vegetarian!" ”
After speaking, he jumped down and stood at the window: "Uncle Evil God, bring me a bucket of five-liter Coke and keep my father's account." ”
"Oh." Evil God No. 2 opened a small cabinet, took out a large bottle of Coke and handed it to him: "You hurry up and find Maomao, let her not eat too much sugar, her teeth are about to fall out." ”
"Got it."
Gu Tao watched the spider spirit leave with Coke, and looked back at Evil God No. 2: "You are still a commissary?" ”
"It's not easy to make money." Evil God No. 2 sighed: "I used to sell soy sauce vinegar, and occasionally I would bring in KFC to sell it. Okay, the third question doesn't count, was it really you who crossed the catastrophe just now? ”
"I really didn't know it was a tribulation, my armor has an energy drainage property, and the energy of the overload level will be transmitted directly from the surface of my armor, so the tribulation or something is completely useless to me." Gu Tao scratched his head: "There is no promotion." ”
"It's really ......" Evil God No. 2 sat on the ground: "You are really a disaster star, but since it is not the Dragon King you hit, it will be easy to do, let's go to the Dragon King and explain things clearly." ”
"What's the matter?"
"It was the Asura King who hit you, and then he hit the Dragon King again when he fell here, breaking the Dragon King's horns."
Gu Tao was stunned for a moment, puffed out and laughed: "No wonder I can't recognize it...... It turned out that the corner was broken...... Hahaha......"
For example, others may have to wait for several days to see the Dragon King, but it is not difficult for him to meet the Dragon King, and a message came from the announcement that they had passed.
Gu Tao always thought that these dragons either lived in the water or in the well, but after seeing it with his own eyes, he found that these dragons actually lived in a residential area...... Although they don't build houses like humans, they have opened up a mountain alive, and each dragon has its own dragon's lair, and the higher the status, the higher the status, and Gu Tao and they are now going straight to the top.
"This Dragon Palace is also a little too frustrated." Gu Tao said disdainfully: "You shouldn't be the contractor?" ”
"Huh?" Evil God No. 2 was stunned: "Contractor? Where to start? ”
"I'll tell you when I come out, if you have money, everyone will make it!" The calculator in Gu Tao's heart was reset to zero and zeroed: "I have a good project, do you want to follow it?" ”
"Follow and follow!" Evil God No. 2 nodded busily: "I'll follow!" ”
"I'll tell you later." Gu Tao stretched: "The main thing today is to send me out." ”
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I'm going to change my schedule, and I'm going to change it during the day in the future, but the doctor won't let me stay up late, saying that staying up late will cut off my metabolic speed......