558, the wrath of the dragon king

The realm of mountains and seas is a vast world, and it is not the earth here, but it is not, but it is not here, but it has a dependent relationship with the earth, there is no universe in this world, there is only such a space, just like the second heaven of the thirty-three heavens, it is a single existence space independent of the earth's space.

"No, I'm going to stay here for one night, I've been out for hundreds of years, right?"

"That's the overseas East Mountain, this is the Great Wilderness West Mountain, and the speed of time is different. You're going to go in there, and you're probably out of the galaxy by the night. Evil God No. 2 sat at the low table, holding a cup of tea, taking small sips, and a stack of ledgers in front of him: "This place is very evil, you don't run around and it's fine." ”

"Oh."

Gu Tao took a bite of the fungus in front of him, this kind of fungus that he had never heard of the name was actually damn delicious, but after eating, there was a small white paper figure rowing in front of Gu Tao, and even the toxin immunity was not good, the villain was rowing and racing!

"Are you poisoned?"

"How could I be poisoned." Gu Tao's gaze followed the rowing villain into the distance: "Damn, you row!" Behind! Cub !! ”

Evil God No. 2 looked at him directly for a while, then lowered his head and continued to settle the account, and Gu Tao's side As more and more villains participated in the rowing competition, the competition gradually became white-hot, Gu Tao poured himself a glass of wine, ate mushrooms again, and slapped the table coldly: "Something that is not angry!! ”

This slap startled the evil god No. 2, and he stopped writing: "Don't eat it, although this thing tastes good, it is also very toxic, I put it here to refresh my mind, you have eaten so much ......"

Gu Tao could no longer hear him, his ears were boiling with cheers, and his fleet was now behind to fifth place, he was no longer a quiet spectator, and even began to stand up and dance and cheer.

"Quick! Come on!!! Come on!!! ”

Evil God No. 2 silently hid the can of dried mushrooms, and then hid in his room with the ledger, and handed over all the space outside to Gu Tao to play, and Gu Tao no longer knew the state outside, from the beginning when he was just hallucinating in front of his eyes to now being in the arena, Gu Tao was addicted.

Although this illusion was full of mistakes, but now he couldn't tell the difference at all, the whole brain logic was chaotic, and he followed the ups and downs of the waves of people to cheer for his boat, excited and happy.

And if you look at him from God's point of view, he is now standing alone in the living room of Evil God II and squatting down, and his mouth is still making strange noises, like a courting orangutan, even if Satania discharges electricity, he has no effect, and he is completely immersed in his own world.

After a rowing competition was over, Gu Tao slowly collapsed on the ground, his mouth kept spitting bubbles, like a goldfish, and he shouted loudly: "Brothers, run!" Someone's coming to fish! ”

After saying that, he suddenly began to bounce back and forth on the ground, and he really looked like a fish caught by someone: "Don't kill me!" Don't kill me! I can take on human form, make you a cow and a horse, and give birth to a baby, ah......"

With a miserable scream, there was silence outside, but within a few seconds, I saw Gu Tao slowly standing up from the ground, his feet and solemnly spreading his hands, as if holding something, and said with words in his mouth: "Young woodcutter, did you drop this gold axe or this silver axe or this rusty iron axe?" ”

At this moment, Evil God No. 2 walked out of the house and glanced at him, he still maintained that position, and after half an hour, Evil God No. 2 returned, he still maintained that position, and Evil God No. 2 was silent for a while: "Iron axe." ”

"Young woodcutter, you are honest enough, then I will give you this golden axe and this silver axe together."

After speaking, Gu Tao's hands were handed forward, and then he slowly lowered his body, as if he had sunk to the bottom again, but after a while, he suddenly jumped up, pointed ahead, and began to dance violently, after a burst of stirring, he jumped up and down the table, pointed to the front and shouted: "Dragon King!" Eat Me Invincible Hot Wheels! ”

Evil God No. 2 leaned to the side and watched, wondering what kind of world he had entered, but if he went up and asked now, he might be cramped and skinned.

When Gu Tao was tired of tossing, he sat on the ground, looked ahead with a dull gaze, folded his hands and whispered: "As a teacher, just stay in the circle, you and Bajie quickly go to pick some fruits to satisfy hunger, don't frighten the people, Amitabha." ”

Evil God No. 2 came out of the house again and threw a huge cherry to Gu Tao: "Master, the fruit is here." ”

"Evil beast, who let you hurt that old man's life! Let's go, go back to Huaguo Mountain, and be your Monkey King. ”

Evil God No. 2: "??? ”

I thought that Gu Tao would fall asleep when he was tired of tossing, but he didn't think that this guy would be more energetic after eating something, and after the dragon boat race spectators, the fish that was caught, the river god, Nezha, and Tang Seng also played the role of the Hulk, the toad who was about to die of thirst on the side of the road, and the roaring dog, the evil god No. 2 thought that if he didn't find someone to save him, he might die, so he had to put on his clothes and walk out overnight.

And just when he went out, Gu Tao had already begun to play two roles.

"Does he want it or not?" Gu Tao asked with a pinched voice.

Then he suddenly changed his voice again: "Then let me ask you, if he comes back to ask you for it, will you give it or not?" ”

"If he wants it, of course I'll give it." He changed back to his voice just now: "How can it be...... Xiaoqing, what are you talking about! I'm talking about this umbrella. ”

After he changed his voice, he covered his mouth very charmingly: "I also said this umbrella!" ”

But before the dialogue was finished, he suddenly jumped up, stepped forward, put on his armor, and pointed to the window and sky: "I swear to win the world!" My fate is up to me!! ”

Satania has been crazy at this moment to give him sedatives and antidotes, but these drugs are all immune to this bastard's physique, the detoxification is immune, and the poisonous mushroom is not immune......

"Divine doctor, hurry up."

Evil God No. 2 came to a grass hut not far away, and a fox with a small wind bone was sitting in front of the alchemy furnace, the fox's face was white, and he was sitting there in his clothes, looking like a master.

"I can't leave, my elixir is on fire, what's wrong?"

"Eat mushrooms." Evil God No. 2 sighed: "It's serious, his body medicine is useless, you have to do it." ”

"I really can't leave." The old fox stretched out his hand helplessly: "It's better to let my apprentice go." ”

"Everything! He's dying. ”

"Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu! Little Yu'er! ”

At this time, a little fox ran in from behind, and after it saw the evil god No. 2, it turned into a human form, a slim woman, dressed in clean cloth clothes, and arched her hand towards the evil god No. 2: "The foot merchant, the big car is coming, and it is far away." ”

"Stop dragging words. Come with me, the people are gone. ”

"Wait a minute, I'll bring the medical box."

The little fox followed the evil god No. 2 all the way to Gu Tao, and at this moment Gu Tao had already turned his belly and was lying on the ground foaming at the mouth. The little fox dipped some white foam from the corner of Gu Tao's mouth with his hand and put it under his nose and sniffed: "Zhu Guo is yang, and the apricot mushroom is cold, this is a collision." ”

"When did he eat the vermilion! Where did he come from!! Evil God No. 2 covered his forehead: "The world's greatest treasure has been ruined by this scumbag." ”

"Leave it to mind when he eats, take off his shirt, and let him face down."

After tossing for a long time, Gu Tao was finally turned over, the little fox took out forty-two silver needles and began to stab Gu Tao from the back, every time he stabbed, there would be hot blood spurting out, these blood were so red that they were not like ordinary plasma but more like food pigments, and they evaporated immediately when they fell to the ground.

"Look, if it weren't for his talent, I'm afraid he would have exploded and died." The little fox kept bleeding Gu Tao until the blood returned to its normal color, and then she applied a black and oily viscous plaster to Gu Tao's back and turned Gu Tao over, letting his head rest on her knees, and then pricked more than 20 sticks on his head and face with silver needles.

A black gas immediately gushed out from the silver needle, followed by a burst of cold air, and when this cold air dissipated, Gu Tao's state finally stabilized, and the little fox pressed one hand on the junction of Gu Tao's chest: "Strange." ”

"What's wrong?"

"He's a dead man, weird...... Strange ......" The little fox pursed his lips and shook his head: "Okay, there are all kinds of wonders in the world, I don't care if he lives or dies, anyway, he can't die in my hands." ”

After speaking, the little fox took out a knife as thin as a cicada's wings from the box, and gently cut a little skin on Gu Tao's collarbone, accelerating the gushing out of the cold qi, and the temperature of the whole room was much lower.

"Hmm...... is really talented, if it weren't for Zhu Guo and Apricot Mushroom Zi are really Tianke, none of them can help him in a single round. The little fox looked at Gu Tao's eyes burning: "Otherwise, you sell him to me and let him test the medicine for me." ”

"No, no, no......" Evil God No. 2 shook his head frantically: "This is a big financier." ”

"Oh?" The little fox raised his eyebrows: "I need more for the consultation fee, I'm going to go to this world to experience it soon, and I need more things to keep around." ”

"To this world?" Evil God No. 2 Hehehe: "What are you going to go?" I'll give you a strategy, and when the time comes, you can buy things with me, from mobile phones and ID cards to houses and land, and I'll do it for you. ”

"I was going to leave today, but the Dragon King was furious, and no one was allowed to enter and leave the mountain and sea realm, and he was annoyed."

"The Dragon King's rage? Why? Evil God No. 2 blinked his eyes and glanced at Gu Tao: "Someone cut the dragon's beard?" ”

"That's all trivial...... the little fox said in a low voice, "Isn't the civet a maid in the Dragon King's house, she told me that the Dragon King went to the present world to do errands, and he came back not long after he went, and the dragon's horns were broken...... You know how smelly and beautiful the dragon king is, the dragon horn is broken! ”

"Hahaha...... The dragon's horn is broken? ”

"That's right, now I'm furious, saying that it seems to have been hit by someone, and that I know that the person who hit it is in this mountain and sea realm, and I want to catch that person and sacrifice to the sky."

Evil God No. 2 silently glanced down at Gu Tao, and sighed in his heart......