020, boss, I have everything you want (first update)
"It's okay to be long, but the voice is not good, don't talk to you about it, I want to find someone with a good voice to comfort me! PASSοΌ β
"This voice is still good, emmmm, but it's not good, although the old lady doesn't want to fall in love with you, but you must at least show me. Next! β
Qingmo began to slowly choose to play with one by one, and chose a lot, but he was always not satisfied.
Although I want to find someone to comfort myself, I can't be too accommodating.
The basic conditions must be met.
People must be handsome, so it is pleasing to the eye; Then the sound must be good, so that it sounds comfortable; And someone who can talk, so that they can comfort me.
Women, it's easy to want to eat fart.
After looking for a long time, Qingmo said 'huh'.
"Your melon skin stupid company? It's an interesting name, wow, this looks - so handsome! Qingmo was amazed when he saw Yu Zhou's playback information.
"Let me hear the voice."
"Hey, that's a nice sound, isn't it? I'm going to get a daddy for my ears! After listening to Yu Zhou's voice, Qingmo did not hesitate and directly chose to place an order.
After gaining the ability to speak, Yu Zhou re-recorded his voice, and only by turning himself into an excellent can he be the capital of being pointed.
...
"That's right, system, open the special effects card."
When accepting the list, Yu Zhou suddenly remembered that he still had a special prop card that he didn't use.
"Ding - Open the 'Satisfaction' effect card."
"'Satisfaction'? What is that? β
"When you satisfy others, you get satisfaction, and satisfaction gets money and skills."
"Understood."
...
Your melon skin stupid accompaniment: "Hello fairy boss, ^_^ I'm very happy to let me serve the fairy." β
"Wow, this little brother's mouth is as sweet as honey." Qingmo was very happy to see Yu Zhou's information.
"DingβGain 2 points of satisfaction, gain 400 gold, and permanent Yasuo Mastery."
Yasuo is proficient in...
Is this just a hint that he wants to play Yasuo?!
Is the system trying to make him happy?
Is the sound of falling leaves just to return to the roots? If you don't have E, will you really be targeted?
What is the root of happiness?
Is E coming and going?
Yes!
E come!
"We're playing League of Legends." Yu Zhou said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Because this boss gave me an alliance list." β
[What? Shameless, will you still be in the alliance? γ
[I think this title is very good, and the shamelessness is very in line with the anchor's situation. γ
[Don't be ashamed, your alliance skills won't be very good, after all, your PUBG is so powerful, and you will have less time to play other games. γ
[Upstairs, have you forgotten me? I'm a man who is proficient in the Heavenly Sword, Alliance, and Chicken. γ
[In fact, if a person is very talented in games, no matter what game he is willing to ponder, he can actually play very well.] γ
[Does that mean that the shameless alliance is also very strong? ] γ
[Don't be ashamed, only brag about it, where did he get his game talent, I estimate that his alliance is a man who stands at the peak of the rank Black Iron 4, a professional Yasuo player, and countless pit people. γ
Yu Zhou was full of black lines, and looked at these barrages and said angrily: "You black-hearted maggots, I'm very good at playing the alliance!" If you don't believe me, you can check the current Hanbok No. 1 ID, that's right, he's not me! Although it has nothing to do with me, I feel that my strength is not weaker than his.
Of course, if you take it seriously, then say something else. β
The women are all big phoenix claws (Qingmo): "Hello, (smiley)." β
Yu Zhou immediately replied: "Boss, let's play the alliance, right?" β
Qingmo was not in a hurry, although this little brother had a good voice, but she wanted to listen to his comforting words!
The women are all big phoenix claws: "Little brother, are you a warm man?" β
Yu Zhou said disdainfully: "Fairy boss, don't talk about warm men, I have everything you want." β
As an ace to play with, the boss must have all of them.
Not to mention a warm man, he can even be a straight man.
This person is too good to do anything.
Qingmo: "Really? β
"If you are not satisfied, you can refund the order, bad reviews, I can guarantee that you will definitely be satisfied." Yu Zhou is very confident.
No way... After taking this order, you must be satisfied.
Otherwise, the task of the system will also fail.
You can only work hard.
Although there is no punishment, isn't there no reward for failing the mission...
"Okay!" Qingmo was moved by Yu Zhou's self-confidence and said, "That's the case, little brother, I need you to be my boyfriend." β
Yu Zhou was stunned: "What?!" β
Isn't this a playlist?
Why is there such a requirement?
He's a seller but not a showman - a shower doesn't sell a show!
He's not that kind of person!
[Not?] What the hell is this? Is this girl blind? Let shamelessness be a boyfriend? γ
[How many dishes, drunk like this, people are faint? ] Such a request was made. γ
[Shameless, say, is this a trust you invited! ] γ
[Definitely, you see that the shameless cover of this woman's name, it must be Tuo! γ
"You're just jealous of my handsomeness, and I'm hiding my name just so you don't want to find it!" Yu Zhou was speechless.
These hateful stinky spectators.
Qingmo also realized that what he said was wrong, and immediately typed: "When I am the boyfriend of the game, I... Just broke up. β
Yu Zhou nodded, I see.
Scared to death, he thought that this boss coveted his handsome face.
No way, handsome XX tired.
Yu Zhou: "Which man has a bad brain, and he doesn't want a boss like a fairy?" That person must have a brain watt, and Bian Que will have a terminal illness in a row.
An excellent woman like Fairy Boss, even if the gods see you, they have to protect and love you! β
Qingmo was very happy to see this.
Hmph, that's it, Li Zeyan - no, she doesn't even know what her real name is! That woman must have a thick brain!
Would a normal person do this kind of?
Pretending to be a man flirting with a woman?!
"DingβGain 1 Satisfaction and 500 Gold."
"She's not a woman."
Yu Zhou: ???
Qingmo was quite satisfied with Yu Zhou now, thought about it, and initiated a call.
Yu Zhou immediately connected.
"Crooked." Yu Zhou Road.
"Poof." Hearing Yu Zhou's somewhat funny voice, Qingmo smiled, "Little brother, where are you from, your accent is so strong." β
"I'm your sweetheart."
"Wow!" Qingmo's eyes lit up, this voice is so good!
It's much better than the sound of that stinky woman turning on a voice changer!
Yu Zhou specially used a little ventriloquist skills this time to make his voice very magnetic, and after adding the voice attraction of the system reward +30%, that voice can simply make a woman give birth to a child on the spot.
"Hehe, this little brother is so good at flirting." Qingmo heard this kind of love talk on the bad street, but he was still very happy.
Sometimes, it's not what you say, it's who says it.
If it is an iron brother like a braggart professional, then no matter what he says, let him say it wildly, the woman will only dislike it, after all, he is ugly.
But if it's a handsome person, such as some readers, then even a simple sentence of "you are beautiful" is more lethal than a person who is not handsome to say a hundred love words.
It's so real.
"Ding - Gain 3 satisfaction, reward 800 gold, and gain permanent blind monk mastery."