"Let's break up."

"What!" A girl looked at her phone in disbelief: "Li Zeyan, what are you talking about!" ”

A thick male voice came from there: "I said, let's break up, I'm serious, today is not April Fool's Day, love, we will be well in the future, and I wish you to find a better one, and I hope that there will be nothing to do with it for the rest of your life."

I hope that after the lady is separated, she will comb her temples again, sweep her eyebrows, and choose the lord of high-ranking officials. Resolve grievances and release knots, and don't hate each other. One parting and two wide, each life rejoices. ”

"Scumbag !!" The girl was furious, and the voice seemed to be about to kill someone.

Tears flowed down her cheeks, and the girl didn't give up and asked, "Why!" Give me a reason! ”

There was silence on the other end of the phone.

After a long time, he said quietly: "Originally, I didn't want to tell you, I didn't want to leave a shadow on you, are you sure you want to know?" ”

"I'm sure!" The girl shouted excitedly: "You broke up with me is the biggest shadow in my life!" The old lady wants to kill you now! ”

Li Zeyan sighed: "Qingmo, believe me, you will have a better and more suitable person, I am not your lover, I am just a youth passing by in your life." ”

"Get out! You hurt the old lady so deeply, you are now fluttering lightly, you are my passing youth? Qingmo roared angrily, tears kept falling, "Get out!" Dead scumbag! ”

There was silence for a long time, and he sighed: "You can call me a scumbag, but you can't call me a scumbag." ”

Qingmo was stunned.

The tears stopped.

"You, you, you!!" Qingmo seemed to have seen a ghost, "Say it again!" ”

"I'm a scumbag." Li Zeyan sighed, changed the male voice in front of him, and changed it to a voice with a somewhat neutral voice, but it definitely sounded like a female voice.

"You're a woman!!" Qingmo people are stupid.

"Yes, I'm a woman, and I used an expensive voice changer when I was in love with you before, so I made you think I was a boy, and the person who was watching you was my brother." Li Zeyan said with some pain: "I don't have any idea of playing with your feelings, I have been in contact with you for so long, I really like you, but I know that you definitely can't accept women, so I decided to have a showdown and end this lovely love as soon as possible."

I'm sorry for the deception during this time, I gave you 1W, so take it as my compensation to you.

I'm sorry! Bye. I hope that in the future, you will not be confused, not trapped in love, not afraid of the future, and not thinking about the past. So, well'.

Remember, in your youth, there was a woman named 'Li Zeyan' who loved you, but she was a bastard and sorry for your love. ”

"Doot-doo-"

Voice disconnects.

Qingmo subconsciously dialed it, and saw a red exclamation mark.

She sent another message with WX, also with a red exclamation point.

The phone was dialed and it showed that it was turned off.

"Ahhh Bastard! "Qingmo threw the phone out, and the whole person jumped onto the bed with a 'flying grass', and picked up the 'little pig was ridden' doll on the bed is a burst of punches and kicks.

"Ahhh Bastard! Is the old lady scarce for your money! ”

"The old lady's first love turned out to be a woman! I was dumped! Ahhh ”

"Damn it, damn it! Why lie to me! I'm going to beat you to death! ”

"Ahhh If you break up normally, why is it a woman! ”

Scolding.

Tears.

All that comes together is heartbreak.

I'm tired of fighting.

Qingmo lost his soul and lay on the bed.

Li Zeyan is right, she can't accept that the object of her love is a woman, and it is better to know it as soon as possible.

But—

It's obviously a woman, why do you want to provoke her!

Bastard!!!

Qingmo cried again.

...

For a long, long time.

Qingmo walked to the mirror, looked at his moving appearance, picked up the paper and twisted his nose fiercely, and said loudly: "Isn't it just a broken love!" No big deal! On the condition of the old lady, more men like it!

But... It's really uncomfortable! Woooooo I want to fall in love sweetly, I don't want to break up! ”

As she spoke, she picked up her phone and wanted to find someone to comfort her.

Call your best girlfriends.

After the phone was connected, my girlfriend said that she was busy, her breath was short, and there was the sound of slippers stepping on the ground 'papapa', and she was eating spicy noodles when she asked.

Qingmo didn't plan to bother her anymore.

But it's really uncomfortable!

It looks like I'm looking for someone to comfort me!

Especially the kind of good-sounding, handsome, and super gentle little brother!

Suddenly—

She remembered that her best friend found a handsome and gentle boyfriend from the 'Your Moon, My Heart' companion play app.

Why don't you go find a companion to play with and comfort yourself!

...

"My brother, you say, isn't it the cat Leo, this game is not difficult, look at me jumping over like this, eh, you see, it's very simple... I'll go! What the hell is this, how could something suddenly fly out! It's poisonous! ”

In the small room, Yu Zhou was idle and bored, and he didn't have a list, so he began to play the 'Cat Leo' recommended by water friends, a game that I heard could play people with autism.

Yu Zhou doesn't believe it, with those skills, can he still be self-contained?

Five minutes later.

Bang Bang Bang!

Yu Zhou was angry and knocked on the table a few times. (Table HP-100.) )

"What a spicy chicken game, it's just harmful garbage, don't play it!" Yu Zhou said angrily: "Well, don't get me wrong, it's not because I don't play with food, it's just that I have more important things to do."

What's important... Let me think..."

"Ding—"

Suddenly, the phone rang.

The list is coming!

"Look, something important is coming!" Yu Zhou's eyes lit up.