Chapter 150 People can't help themselves when they reach middle age, soak wolfberries in a thermos cup!
"What do you see? I haven't seen a bald head, so I'll clean it carefully, don't let the students from other schools see jokes. Xie Lang parked his motorcycle at the door of the school building and shouted at the students.
When he roared, the eyes of several students from other schools immediately widened.
I thought: Who is this, so arrogant.
People park their cars in the parking lot.
The kid he was aiming at stopped at the gate of the school building?
That's it, and a big bald head?
Could it be a substitute teacher?
It's not right, seeing that this kid is not very old, how can he tame these unruly college students?
"Wow, Brother Lang, are you a monk?" Chen Erya, who was on the second floor, suddenly pointed at Xie Lang, glared at him with incredible eyes, and screamed in a coquettish voice.
She couldn't believe it, Xie Lang was fine yesterday, why did he shave his head today?
What's going on?
"It's called going off the beaten path, understand? I was planning to lead the fashion trend and wear bib pants and shave my head. Xie Lang smiled and lit a cigarette himself.
However, his bald head really brought him a lot of troll points.
At first glance: the groove!!
Half a million trolls are ordered.
After being scolded by readers last night, it actually rose by more than 200,000 overnight.
Just ask - who else?
Next, the preparations were done, and the participating students from various schools arrived at the scene one after another.
There are 4 or 5 players in each school, but there are 20 or 30 fan students.
They all chartered special planes from all over the country to the home of the Beijing Wenwu Academy.
Of course, the ticket has to be issued by the Wenwu Academy.
There's no way, the university with a Beijing hukou is so awesome.
Some student anchors at the scene, after starting the live broadcast, the live broadcast room instantly reached more than 100,000 viewers.
Wang Xifeng, Wei Kang, Wu Fengye, Chen Yonggui, and the popular champions from various universities appeared one after another.
At this moment, because it was the championship match, more than 100 college students were all invited to the stage.
The entire stage was densely packed with people.
There is only one landscape that is the most beautiful.
It's that big reflective bald head!
It simply blinded the eyes of many students and the audience.
"Damn, what's the situation? What did the crowd get involved in front of you? β
"It's so dazzling, who in the middle of the crowd is to bounce the light from the mirror to shine on the eyes of labor?? Childish is not naΓ―ve. β
"Sand sculpture, that's a bald head, what kind of eyes do you have, please don't tease?"
"Awesome, the big bald head is mighty and domineering, I didn't expect that there are still students who dare to shave their heads now? I didn't even accept the horse fork worm, so I just obeyed this force. β
"Hey, I don't accept the shaved head, but Nima shaved her head, and she is more handsome than labor and management, so I don't accept it!"
At this moment, the host came to the stage, first said some polite words, welcomed students from all over the world, and then summarized the competition, the contestants are the elite of universities around the world.
He didn't introduce them one by one, there were too many main people, and if he finished introducing people, it would probably be dark.
The top ten favorites who won the championship this time are Wu Fengye, Chen Yonggui, Xia Liu, Zhang Xiaofei from Beijing Wenwu University, and Wei Kang from Beijing Shuimu University.
Among them, there are other students from all over the world, such as the Demon King Zephyr, another player from Beihai named Gao Yuan.
At the huge scene, almost no one is optimistic about Xie Lang!
"Hey, what about the classmate named Xie Lang yesterday? Why didn't you see him. β
"I don't know, there are too many people, I didn't pay attention, and when the game starts later, he will definitely appear."
"Uh, didn't you notice a problem, the big bald head on the stage is so familiar."
"yes, don't you say I haven't noticed, this big bald head is indeed very familiar, it feels like I've seen it somewhere."
Due to the footage of several anchors at the scene, which was too far away from the stage, the audience in the live broadcast room did not recognize Xie Lang's identity for the time being.
"Holy, won't you?"
Shangguan Wanwan, who was sitting in the front row, couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth after seeing Xie Lang's shaved head, and scolded: "Xie Lang, has this guy been showing off his brain recently?" Dressed up and started to take the sassy bag route, not to mention, even the proud middle head was shaved and cut into a bald head? β
"Brother Lang, what is this messing about?"
In particular, many girls who heard that the Beijing Wenwu Academy was a school grass came from all over the country just to see the demeanor of the school grass with their own eyes.
As a result, I heard that the big bald head was the school grass of the Wenwu Academy, and they burst into foul language: This grandmother can make school grass with a bald head? It's really a dog.
Subsequently, the beautiful host received a notice and arranged for representatives of the schools to go up and speak.
It's the same as when League of Legends reaches the finals, there is a trash talk.
"So, let's take the lead in inviting Wu Fengye from Beijing University to say a few words to everyone?"
The beautiful host was wearing a set of red long skirts and a pair of red high heels under her feet, and some students at the scene were willing to blink their eyes.
During the conversation, she handed the microphone to Wu Fengye.
"Hello everyone, I'm Wu Fengye, I'm going to eat chicken today, Jesus can't change it, I say it."
Wu Fengye looked into the microphone and said domineeringly.
"Ahh
"I really want to be hugged by him, Brother Maple Leaf looks like the president of the Dao, and he must be very happy to be his girlfriend."
"Who can help me get to Wu Fengye's little brother's WeChat, 100,000 yuan for WeChat."
"The dead bald head standing behind Wu Fengye, what are the thief's eyes glancing at randomly, it's really a bad sight! I want to take a picture of my maple brother.,There's a bald head standing behind me.γγ β
Xie Lang never thought that feng shui took turns, didn't he just shave his head, how could he be despised in various ways?
Although the troll point has been added, Xie Lang is even more puzzled, these girls look at people by their hairstyles and not their faces?
I'm so handsome.
Phew, scumbag.
When everyone returned to their seats, it was already 3 o'clock.
Facing the surprised eyes of Chen Zicong and the others, Xie Lang just smiled and didn't explain why he shaved his head.
He just sat quietly in his place, and then took out a bottle of insulated wolfberry tea from his pocket.
When the camera swept over the faces of the contestants one by one, I just saw the picture of the thermos cup that Xie Lang took out.
Wei Xiaolong and Chen Erya had long been commonplace, knowing that he was a horse fork worm, and they were not surprised by his "operation".
"666, people have no choice but to be middle-aged, soak wolfberries in a thermos cup!"
"Nima, how old is this kid, his head is bald, and he still drinks wolfberry tea??"
"Damn, I recognize it, isn't this the guy who jumped at the airport last time, why did he shave his head?"
In the live broadcast room, someone finally recognized Xie Lang's identity.
"Wow, don't you say I almost forgot about it! Isn't this the guy who was mistaken for a fork bug anchor last time? β
"If it weren't for the work of the Horse Fork worm... I also suspect that this guy is the Horse Fork Worm itself, Taini Ma Sao Bao. β