Chapter 149: I've Grown Stronger, But My Hair Is Bumpy!
As soon as he saw Xie Lang's penetrating gaze, Yin Tianxiao's face suddenly turned pale with fright, and his body couldn't stand trembling violently.
This guy is so scary!
is obviously powerful, but he is wearing a pair of suspenders, and he is wearing a sling here.
I almost provoked him.
It's a real dog.
Bite..
"Resentment from Yin Tianxiao's heart, +100 troll points."
"From the scolding in Yin Tianxiao's heart, +500 troll points."
From Yin Tianxiao's heart...... Sorry, the person has provided you with the maximum amount of troll points, which will need to be restored after 24 hours. ”
After receiving the news from the system, Xie Lang suddenly sneered: "Yin Tianxiao, are you scolding me for being a dog?" ”
Do I rub?
A hint of surprise suddenly flashed in Yin Tianxiao's eyes, and he said secretly: How did this man know that I scolded him for being a dog, could it be that he also learned psychological techniques?
"Oops...... Brother Lang, how can I ask you, do you need to eat dog meat at my place in this winter? In winter, a big supplement. ”
Xie Lang smiled: "You don't need to eat dog meat, you can help me call a helicopter now and send us back to Beijing." ”
Chen Erya on the side also nodded, and echoed: "Yes, Brother Lang, you still have a game tomorrow, let's go back early tonight." ”
"Yes, yes, yes, I'll call and send someone to send Brother Lang and Miss Erya back to Beijing."
Ten minutes later, a private helicopter, on the Northern Sea Route, slowly took off......
When he returned home, Xie Lang received the news that Chen Erya had arrived home to report his safety.
Xie Lang looked at the time, it was 12 o'clock at midnight.
For ordinary people, this time has already gone to meet the goddess in a dream.
But since Xie Lang wrote it, he found that midnight is the time when inspiration is super bursting.
However......
opened the backstage of the writer's assistant, and what I didn't expect was that today, for the first time, there was a book friend named "Ye is single, but chic", and rewarded Xie Lang with an elder, about 400 yuan.
Yo?
Tipping and not deducting troll points?
Yes.
Xie Lang originally thought that the reward would deduct troll points, but he didn't expect it to be counted.
"It's completely brainless, and the author is the author of the first time to write a small white article, right? Can't pretend to be embarrassed? It's so abusive, I really can't stand it, and I don't want to give a star. ”
"Wow... It's good-looking, it's so good-looking, it's the first time I read it on QQ and saw this kind of abusive protagonist text, cool and crooked! Now it's all the protagonist's brainless and invincible text.,It's boring to watch.,Now it's so cool to see the protagonist being abused.,It's best to give the protagonist a green hat.。 ”
"The author is about to update, it's exciting, and I'm looking forward to the protagonist recovering his strength and slapping his face."
"Big, if you break out again with ten thousand words, I'll steal the battery and give you a reward."
"After identification, the opening park encountered plagiarism from the old man; Door-to-door as a waste son-in-law, plagiarizing the son-in-law's text; With all due respect, I can recite the next plot backwards, a stupid dog-like author, even if you have money, you can't hold your garbage! ”
"Scolding from a certain book friend from all over the world +99 times!"
Invisibly, Xie Lang only has 20,000 words, and he is so confused.
Moreover, he was not scolded because of the wonderful writing.
As long as there is a book friend who is not happy, come to his comment area to spray a few sentences.
The entire comment area is full of smoke and miasma, and it can be said that it is all swearing.
"Hahahaha."
After being scolded by everyone, Xie Lang not only did not get angry, but became even more excited.
From the trip to Beihai to a day of scolding, Xie Lang's troll points have increased to 210,000!!
In just such a day's work, he didn't even get on the recommended position, and he didn't even get popular to the point where the whole network knew about it, Xie Lang earned 210,000 troll points.
"Forgive me for saying bluntly, in a month, no, half a month, Lao Tzu will be able to save 100 million troll points, travel back to the earth and find out the cause of Lao Tzu's death."
Secretly having fun, Xie Lang decided to increase his efforts to let book friends spray.
He came to the book review area, put a post on himself, added a essence, and cursed:
"A group of poor readers, don't read other BBs, and Lao Tzu doesn't make money by writing, so he is not bad for money."
After speaking, Xie Lang rewarded himself with a large amount of 100,000 yuan.
After the big school, Xie Lang, who was sitting in front of the computer, was even more nervous.
This is forced, so I asked how to pretend?
"Yo, the trolls have taken the bait......"
Sure enough, the comment area is the place with the most trolls.
"Oops, 220,000 trolls ordered, no, 250,000, 300,000!"
"Hahaha, when the sales are the first tomorrow, there will be more people spraying on the cliff."
There was a complete riot in the book review section, and a large wave of troll readers were cursing.
Xie Lang didn't bother to care, first went to sleep upside down, lay down and earn him a wave of trolls, and then finished the game, and then saw how many there were.
However, Xie Lang felt that it was better to hide his identity as a big star for the time being, otherwise it would be exposed, and there would be a group of flattering readers, and I am afraid that it would be a waste of time.
The next day, Xie Lang slept until 12 noon.
Because it was 2 p.m., he wasn't in a hurry.
After finishing lunch outside, Xie Lang went to the barber shop to cut a ......
Bareheaded!
That's right.
It's bald.
He was getting stronger, but his hair was bulging.
Xie Lang didn't want to be talked about being handsome behind his back, and he didn't want to be handsome anymore (deducting points).
was originally beautiful and bald, and the mood was very refreshing.
As a result, the barber just said a few more words, saying that such a handsome spiritual guy, why should he shave his head, and Xie Lang was deducted 100 troll points.
At half past one in the afternoon, all the students in the school were cleaning up the playground, and some students were moving computer equipment.
Because college students from all over the country will come to their home stadium to participate in the last championship match of PUBG.
At the entrance of the campus, more than a dozen young and beautiful girls wearing short skirts can be clearly seen forming a cheerleading team, and then dancing to welcome college students from all over the school.
Even though the weather was cold, it still couldn't stop their enthusiasm.
And just then, a super cool motorcycle flew in from the school gate.
What is unbelievable is that on the motorcycle, there is actually a reflective mirror?
Hello, no, who the shaved a big bald head, so reflective.
The appearance of a big bald head and a cool motorcycle attracted the attention of everyone on the scene.
"Damn, who is this bald head, I feel so arrogant."
"Hey, isn't this Brother Lang's motorcycle, this bald head is..."
"Damn, it's really Brother Lang!! Nima, this big bald head is Xie Lang??? ”
The students cleaning the entire playground were stunned, and then looked at the past:
"I'll it, it's really Brother Lang's force, how can he shave his head?"
"Woo woo, why, why did my handsome force Senior Xie Lang to shave his head, he was so handsome before."
"It's not terrible to shave your head, what is terrible is that this forced shaved head is more handsome than Lao Tzu!"