"Brother ~Ernie Sauce~"

In the room, a little girl of about seventeen or eighteen stood in front of another handsome young man, and said a little coquettishly.

The young man said angrily: "Dead fat house, what do you want to do!" ”

"I, Shishi, hit the money!" The little girl said confidently.

"You've seen too many jokes, it seems that Yazi is not very smart." The young man said in disgust.

"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures, give me a little money, I'm going to go out." The little girl pounced on a vicious dog and threw herself into the young man's arms, took his hand and said coquettishly.

"Don't rub it, don't rub it, I'll give it to me." The young man was very helpless.

Is this a sister?

It's a dog!

The little girl smiled and left the young man's arms.

"How much?" The young man opened WeChat and asked curiously: "By the way, what are you going to do on such a hot day?" ”

"The rain girl has no melons."

The young man rolled his eyes, "Children should have children's Yazi, study hard, go out to play, at first glance, there is too little homework, I will buy you two high school sophomore papers to do another day." ”

“!!! ∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ！ You're the devil! I don't like you Ernie sauce, please ascend to heaven on the spot. ”

...

In the end, Yu Zhou gave Tang Shishi 200 oceans on WeChat in line with the ideas of 'relatives first', 'brother must have his brother's son', 'no matter how bitter he is, he can't be bitter for the child', 'the eldest brother is like a father', 'father's love is like a mountain', etc.

That's a whole 200!

After finishing the money, Yu Zhou lay on the sofa like a salted fish in the posture of 'Ge You paralysis', and checked it with his mobile phone distressedly.

Open mobile banking, balance 6.66. A six-digit password protects a single digit — no, a three-digit balance.

He has nothing - no, he still owes Malaysia Huabei.

The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it becomes...

Clicks–

The door opened.

Tang Shishi walked out with two sets of clothes.

"Brother, which one do you think I wear to look younger?"

She stared at Yu Zhou expectantly with wide eyes.

"Hmm... You look young... That's – diapers? ”

Stunned on the spot.

Tang Shishi walked back expressionlessly, "Goodbye!" Excuse me! ”

Bang!

Close the door.

A minute later, Tang Shishi walked out wearing a set of Lolita.

"You're crazy, wearing this on such a hot day? What should I do if I get heat stroke? Yu Zhou immediately said.

Tang Shishi's mood suddenly improved a lot, and her heart was happy.

Cousin or off...

"If you have heat stroke, I can't accompany you to the doctor, it costs money."

Tang Shishi: "Goodbye!! ”

With that, she walked out quickly.

As soon as he walked out of the door, he heard Yu Zhou's words, "Pay attention to safety, call me if you have anything." ”

Xiaozui immediately smiled.

"By the way, take the garbage at the door and throw it away, remember to sort it."

"Got it."

...

Toilet.

The tap water was flowing down, and Yu Zhou was holding the water to wash his hands.

"Hey. How can there be such a handsome person. ”

He looked at the mirror and sighed, "I don't know which pickled pepper phoenix feet my handsome face will be cheaper in the end." ”

Although Yu Zhou is shameless, this face is really not bad.

The face is like a crown... Anyway, there is nothing wrong with the words that describe handsome in the world.

His handsomeness is not the 'handsome' of the man who wears foundation, rubs lipstick, twists his buttocks, dances, and claims to be handsome even with armpit hair.

If he could eat with his face, Yu Zhou felt that he would not starve to death.

Get out of the bathroom.

Yu Zhou walked back to the room.

"The last 250 on my body also gave 200 to my stinky cousin, how can the remaining 50 go out to wave?

No, you can't be a fat house salted fish when the summer vacation comes, you have to work hard to make money, and when college starts, you will have money to eat something good.

But... What should I do to make money? ”

Yu Zhou fell into deep contemplation.

He is only 19 this year, he just graduated from high school, he has a mother and a mother, he has a sister and a house, his parents are not dead, except for being handsome, he has no other specialties, just an ordinary ordinary person.

"Hey, I don't want to work hard, come to a rich woman - a rich woman is too scary, let's have a rich Lori." Yu Zhou stupidly wanted to eat a fart.

No way, he has a bad stomach since he was a child, and the doctor advised him to eat soft rice.

"Ding, the system is bound."

A voice suddenly sounded in my head.

"Department, system?" Yu Zhou asked uncertainly.

"It's me."

"Please start your show – please introduce yourself." Yu Zhou forcibly suppressed the ecstasy in his heart.

"This system can help you succeed." The answer is very simple.

"Ding - Release Mission: 'Become a Playmate'.

Mission Description: Because the host was detected to have the idea of becoming a companion player, success starts with companionship.

Quest Rewards: Awarded upon completion.

Failure Penalty: None. ”

"It's that simple?" Yu Zhou blinked, slightly puzzled.

"Yes, it's as simple as that, and the system will help you succeed step by step."

"Thank you." Yu Zhou said sincerely.

As he spoke, he opened a play app called 'Your Moon, My Heart', clicked on the application to register to play with him, and began to fill in the information.

The system said well, after the game industry became popular, various slogans such as monthly income of 10,000 and annual income of 1 million kept coming out, Yu Zhou thought that his voice was not bad, and the game could also be played, so he also wanted to play with him, but he had been lazy because of cancer, and he had not registered.

After filling in the information, you need to upload your profile picture.

Yu Zhou was a little annoyed.

He is so handsome, if those people choose him when they see his avatar, doesn't it mean that he is attracted by his face?

He's obviously very talented, too!

He's going to be a powerful faction!

After the avatar is uploaded, the information is filled in successfully and the review stage begins.

Yu Zhou, who was idle and bored, took his mobile phone and swiped it to break the station.

...

Five minutes later, a message came from the mobile phone - "Your application for the qualification to play with you has been successful. ”

"Companion name: Your melon peel stupid companion.

Audio introduction (text version here): Good companion is me, I am your fool's skin. I have a lot of skinny talk, technical thief 6, and I can give the boss the best game experience. And, I have it all.

Companion ID: 853613755.

Personal introduction: A very handsome person.

List of games:

League of Legends 10 coins \ a game.

Glory of Kings: 3 coins \ one game.

PUBG: 15 coins for one hour.

Exciting battlefield: 5 coins \ half an hour. ”

...

"Ding - 'Become a Playmate' quest completed.

Reward:

Money 1000. ”

The mobile banking sent a message of 1000 to the account.

All this told Yu Zhou that it was not that he was thinking too much, but that it was true.

He really got the system!

"System, what's next!" Yu Zhou's eyes were fiery.

"Ding-Quest Release: 'Start Live'.

Mission Description: Live streaming is now a good way to succeed without any threshold, so let everyone know you from live streaming first. ”