043, Dad (first shift)

[I slapped my Ferrari on the side of my laugh and dropped two batteries.] 】

[The good-looking anchor is angry online. 】

[Speaking of the appearance anchor, I remembered the grandmother and pressed F to enter the tank. 】

[Shameless: On how steel is made. 】

[Little Sister: In? Are you the biker? 】

[Shameless: Look good, study hard, how to be angry with a young lady. ] 】

"Wow, wow, wow!" Tang Shishi was so angry that she knocked on the table.

Damn!

Cousin Spicy Chicken can always turn her love words perfectly into annoying words.

She finally flirted with a man, obviously it was all beautiful earthy love words, but when it came to Yu Zhou's mouth, it became an autistic evil word.

Seeing that her best friend was angry and the table was about to shatter, Shu Yi said softly: "Shishi, forget it, let's not tease this little brother, he is a killer who has no feelings, you can't move it." ”

Tang Shishi said viciously: "It's okay, the more frustrated this girl becomes, the more courageous she becomes, I don't believe it!" ”

Shu Yi sighed.

Tang Shishi gave her a strange feeling today, she didn't smile at men, but today she took the initiative to flirt with a boy?

Although it is only on the Internet, it is also different from usual.

I don't know.

Forget it, where can women's minds be understood, maybe they don't know what they want.

Oh, woman. Shu Yi shook her head.

Tang Shishi took a deep breath, "I mean, do you mind having an extra girlfriend come out?" ”

Yu Zhou said without hesitation: "Mind." ”

Tang Shishi: Wow, it's annoying!

"Come on, come on, don't talk nonsense, look at the sky." As the plane passed by, a huge car fell from the sky.

Yu Zhou looked at Tang Shishi with a smile, "Come, young lady, you know what I mean, right?" You haven't forgotten, have you? ”

Tang Shishi: "I..."

"Huh? What are you? Yu Zhou smiled: "You can't be fooled this time, right?" ”

"No, I..." Tang Shishi wanted to cry without tears at the moment.

It was originally a mouthful, who knew that Yu Zhou was so capable, and he also found a flare gun!

Why does she feel that this game has been targeted by this broken game all along!

"Wait, I'm talking about you trying to find the car, you're — the car you got with a flare gun, not the one you found in the wild." Tang Shishi began to play tricks.

It's so shameful to call dad such a thing, especially since he is still his cousin, where can this be called!

"You're starting to." Yu Zhou shook his head, "Let me tell you a story, once upon a time there was a person, she was very skinny, she was still a girl..."

Tang Shishi's face darkened.

This is obviously talking about her!

It's too much!

"And then this girl, once made a bet with a handsome guy, and she lost and said she didn't admit it, and said, 'Wait, I'm talking about you trying to find the car, you're -- the car you got with an airdrop flare gun, not the one you found in the wild,' and the boy was very angry, so he turned her into a puppy." Yu Zhou said slowly.

"You're the puppy!" Tang Shishi was so angry that he bared his teeth.

Stinky Yu Zhou, bite you to death!

"Why are you scolding me all of a sudden?" Yu Zhou was puzzled, "I'm just talking about a Laipi person, are you the Laipi puppy?" ”

Tang Shishi gritted her teeth, wow, excuse me: How to kill this stinky Ernie sauce?

"I don't care, I'm just Raippi, but I have a point, I can play with words!" Tang Shishi pouted, "If you have the ability, you can get me another car now, as long as you get it out, I am willing to gamble and lose, if I lose, I will definitely bark, if you don't call me a puppy!" ”

Yu Zhou pursed his lips, "You were originally a puppy, Laipi's puppy." ”

Tang Shishi rolled her eyes, "Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures." ”

Yu Zhou didn't bother to pay attention to her, who made her a friend of the boss, endure it!

Later, I have to let Shu Yi add a single order, how can I call such a shameless girl to play together.

No one wants this kind of laipi girl.

Whoever marries her is the blood mold that has poured eight lifetimes.

Tang Shishi breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately she was witty and played a word game.

She didn't believe it, she could still lose this time!

In this kind of environment, can you still change into a car?

Win steadily, never lose.

Tang Shishi is full of confidence.

The three of them looked up at the cockroach cart in the sky, and slowly waited for him to fall.

Suddenly—

The sound of cars whistling.

"Someone's coming!" Yu Zhou made a quick judgment.

He looked at the cockroach cart in the sky, threw a smoke bomb at the place where it was about to fall, and at the same time quickly commanded: "You two go and hide behind the tree, the people who come will definitely steal our car!" ”

Tang Shishi and Shu Yi immediately hid behind the nearest tree.

Yu Zhou found the nearest tree and hid.

Pick up the M4 and equip the Red Dot.

“5、4...” Yu Zhou began to count down faintly.

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

Is Yu Zhou so powerful?

Can you even calculate how many seconds the enemy has to reach the battlefield?

When Yu Zhou counted to 1, the enemy had not yet come, he was stunned, and continued: "0.9, 0.8..."

Spectator:???

“0! It's finally here! ”

Suddenly—

Yu Zhou's eyes tightened.

Raise the M4 in your hand.

The sound of the car was very thick, and two people rushed over in the car.

Just as Yu Zhou was about to poke his head out and shoot, the two players obviously saw him as well.

I don't know how, the player who drove the car, his hand shook, the front of the car turned, and boom - directly hit the tree.

Even if they hit the tree, they didn't know what was wrong, and their car flew straight into the sky!

After the car went to the sky, it flew and flew, like a little bird.

Both players in the car were stupid.

Is this a car?

Install a rocket jet system, right?

The two experienced the sensation of a roller coaster, and then fell to the ground, killing instantly.

BU - The body bounced on the ground.

Looking at the car and the two boxes beside him, Yu Zhou fell into deep thought.

This is the strongest mystery in the art of war-

A soldier who surrenders without a fight?

He didn't move anything, he stood and stood, and then he brought two boxes.

It's still by his side, and it's all time to go...

[Don't be ashamed, how much money did you charge this game? ] 8W? 】

[This luck is at least 80W, and Xingyue is infinite.] 】

[I'm stupid, I can still fly if I hit a tree?!] 】

[Black Hole, this game has a lot of bugs to death, what is Feitian? ] I've seen people hit a wall and go somewhere else in an instant. 】

"It's... I'm stupid," Tang Shishi said.

Shu Yi looked at the two boxes, "Little brother, keep the people!" I want their clothes! ”

There is really no shortage of equipment for them, otherwise they would not have used the flare gun to summon cockroach carts.

Is there a lucky boat in Yuzhou, but there is a lack of equipment?

Suddenly—

Yu Zhou thought of something.

Looking at the two of them who were in high spirits, he got on the motorcycle with a smile, looked at Tang Shishi and said, "Wait, do you remember what you just said?" I did find another car this time, do you still want to rippy? ”

Tang Shishi ran over with a pause.

His expression froze.

This...

Tang Shishi wanted to cry without tears, "I..."

"What are you doing, quick!" Yu Zhou raised the M4 in his hand, "I'll tell you another story, once upon a time, there was a girl who was laipi, the first time she was laipi, and it was fine, and the second time she laipi, her grave grass was three meters high." ”

Looking at Yu Zhou, who was carrying a gun with a smiling face, Tang Shishi gritted her teeth, "If you want to lose, you are willing to lose!" ”

She took a deep breath and said in a very soft voice, "Dad... Daddy..."