Panyu seventy-eight about seven times
The sixth month of the lunar calendar is the hottest season of the year, and despite the proximity to the mountainside, it is still very hot at the midday sun.
The boar reclined on the rattan chair and flipped through the magazine, his eyes glanced at the rabbit who was scrubbing his clothes in the bathroom from time to time, looking at ease, without turning on the air conditioner, but without the irritability caused by the heat.
"Are you reading a magazine or reading me?"
"Look at you, look at you and cool your body and mind."
Boar simply put down the magazine and walked over to the rabbit to stare at her.
"You still read the magazine, you can see the body and mind cool, I am hairy by you."
The little rabbit chased him, and he had to go back to reading the magazine.
Twisting the clothes, the little rabbit thinks about this scene is also quite funny, the couple in the story is out on a trip to eat a candlelight dinner, you cross a sip of red wine into my mouth, I cross into your mouth, intoxicated with each other in the aroma of wine, they run to wash clothes.
In fact, she can hand over her clothes to the waiter in charge of the guest room, but Rabbit doesn't want others to notice her embarrassment.
After washing the clothes, he found that there were no hangers to dry, so the little rabbit had to ask the boar to find a few hangers to come in.
After drying her clothes on the small balcony next to the bathroom, Rabbit began to tidy up the room again, and at the same time opened the window to ventilate, the room still smelled of love, and she didn't want others to feel that there was a beautiful scenery in the room.
After cleaning, the little rabbit sweated again, and the boar asked her to take a bath, wash and rest again.
"You go out and play for a while......" Bunny looked at him warily.
"Hah...... You wash yours, and promise not to make a mess of you. The boar raised his arm towards the bathroom.
The little rabbit quickly dodged in, quickly closed the bathroom door, and heard the sound of him laughing outside the door.
When the little rabbit came out in his pajamas, the boar beckoned to her and smiled softly: "Wash and wash shabu, are you tired?" Sleep for a while. ”
The hot summer afternoon was drowsy, and the little rabbit was indeed a little tired, so he fell asleep on the bed.
But the weather was too hot to sleep, she wanted to turn on the air conditioner, but the boar stopped her: "Sleeping with the air conditioner on is not good for your health, I'll help you fan it." ”
The boar sat on the edge of the bed and used the magazine as a fan to fan the rabbit. The cool breeze was blowing, the tiredness was unbearable, and the rabbit slept peacefully.
When the little rabbit woke up, he saw the boar lying on his side, his head shaking and dozing off, and his hand was still inertly shaking the magazine fan.
The little rabbit was full of solid happiness in his heart, gently pulled out the magazine from his hand, put his hand flat, and then learned from him to use the magazine as a fan to fan it, so that he could sleep peacefully.
After a while, the boar woke up, stared at the rabbit for a moment, and then suddenly rolled over and pressed it, and kissed her lips.
The little rabbit squinted and saw that the hands of the wall clock showed that it was only four o'clock in the afternoon, and wanted to say that it was not messing around in the daytime, but she couldn't make a sound. Later, I found that the window had not been closed, so I was so anxious that I reached out and pulled the boar's ears......
The interference here and there made the little rabbit struggle, the boar pulled the quilt over his body, and the black cooing throat couldn't see anything, and the little rabbit gave up struggling.
When the quilt was lifted, the two of them were sweating profusely, and the little rabbit was squinting and staring in a daze.
When the stinky sweat was washed again, the little rabbit's complaining little eyes glanced at the boar, and the boar asked with a lewd smile: "Is my husband's performance good this time?" ”
"How bored we were just now, playing with prickly heat in the bed on a hot day. The performance is not good, and not a single prickly heat is covered. The little rabbit sat on the rattan chair and replied squarely.
"Okay...... Dare to say that I 'don't perform well', and I will show you well right away. The boar pulled the towel around his waist and turned into a bare pig and pounced.
The little rabbit jumped up in fright and dodged, jumping from place to place, and somehow crawled into bed......
"I surrender, I surrender...... You are very strong, I am cowardly, don't dare to play arrogant and petty temper again, spare me, okay......" The little rabbit sat cross-legged on the bed and raised his hands.
Sometimes a necessary compromise is a wise move, and the little rabbit keeps repeating the words "wise, wise, wise, not soft" in his heart to convince himself to surrender.
The boar flicked her head in punishment, turned and put on her clothes.
"If you're not busy with business, do men think about that all day long?" The little rabbit asked softly while covering his face.
"How can you think about it all day? It's all your fault for stirring up my fire. ”
The little rabbit frowned and pouted and snorted coldly, in fact, he had to fan him with his heart, and he wanted him to rest too, but he didn't tease at all.
"Don't be dissatisfied, you are wearing half-exposed pajamas and using the excuse of washing clothes and tidying up the room, dangling in front of me, and the intention of teasing me is like Sima Zhao's heart, everyone knows it, but fortunately, I am a person who practices martial arts, and my physical strength is super strong. Replace those sick and crooked sissies, but you have to be ......."
The little rabbit flew out of a pillow and slapped his spouting mouth, and while he was slightly stunned, he took another pillow and covered it.
However, the disparity in combat effectiveness is too great, and the two pillows have been transformed into weapons in the hands of the boar in less than a minute, and the little rabbit can only grab the quilt to block the defense in front of him.
"Hmph...... Ho ho ho ho ......" the boar bared his teeth and smiled, a smug look to see how you could resist.
"Should you say your next line, 'Shouting, screaming, screaming and no one will hear you, obediently obey the uncle'?" The little rabbit asked in a long tone.
"Shhhh I don't care about you! The boar threw the pillow and leaned against the little rabbit, "I'll admit defeat, I really keep thinking about you when I see you, and I'm going to try what it's like to be a night seven or Jiro, but I'm too tired to cancel the plan." ”
If the dialogue in life can also publish a love picture, the expression in the rabbit's heart at this time is spurting blood and speechless.
"Isn't it good that emotional communication only stays at the soul level and does not do physical fusion? For example, the beautiful Tanmei love affair is generally ...... "the little rabbit holds his cheeks and imagines."
The boar immediately interrupted her, "Who said that a man-to-man relationship will not be combined with flesh and soul? ”
"How can that be?" Xiaotu has read a few Tanmei comics, and is very envious of the kind of feelings that live and die together, are full of anger, and are not touched by secular fireworks.
"Silly girl, I said that those books are all lies, and you are still fighting with me, turn your back and go, come on, I will tell you the truth." The boar roared fiercely.
The little rabbit lay down with his back to him, so obedient just because he was curious to know the truth.
The boar stroked her buttocks, then pointed at an indescribable spot.
"Hey! What are you doing? The little rabbit twisted away like a scorpion bite and slapped the boar's hand hard.
"I'm just telling you that that place is the place of love for those who divide peaches and broken sleeves, and I didn't do anything." The boar wrinkled his face aggrievedly.
The little rabbit stammered as if he heard the thunder, "Where is it...... That's excretion...... Excretory organs......"
"Oh, they have women, they don't have women, I really don't understand what those guys are trying to do."
For the cognition of things, the boar always believes that yin and yin are affectionate, and yang and yang love are punishments from heaven, and it is the physical and mental changes caused by the imbalance of yin and yang.
After knowing some truths, Little Rabbit was difficult to accept at the time, and later he was able to understand people who were different from his love style.
Interestingly, although the boar opposes Tanmei Lily Love, it does not discriminate against that kind of person, and is very much in favor of legislation to allow this kind of person to officially marry.
The reason for the boar's approval is: distinguish clearly, pick it out, so that a simple and ignorant person like Little Rabbit will suffer less harm, and everyone will be happy when they play their own games......
It is difficult to correct the concept of the wild boar, and there are many different concepts in this world, and she does not have the ability to change them.
"Tsk, why is it almost six o'clock?" The boar looked at the wall clock and said with some annoyance.
"What are you going to do?"
"Well, I originally planned to take you to Jiulonggou tonight." The boar rubbed and squeezed the rabbit around, "Time is pressing, I still have to finish my work." ”
"Nasty...... Let go of ......"
"Little girl, these seven times are still one time away, after this time, I promise to let you sleep cleanly tonight, okay?"
Can you say "bad"? It doesn't seem to be useful to say it, so you can only indulge him.
When the boars were satisfied, they laughed, washed away the scarlet clouds, changed into the clothes and trousers they wore when they came, and tidied up the room, and it was past eight o'clock in the evening.
When he went out, the little rabbit asked the boar to carry the garbage bag, saying that he was embarrassed to let the room attendant throw away the garbage.
"When you meet a passenger like you, the waiter is so relaxed, you don't have to clean it." The boar laughed.
The little rabbit gave him a blank look, too lazy to say more to him.
As soon as I arrived downstairs, a little boy of about eight years old ran over and smiled at the boar like a sunflower blooming brightly towards the sun: "Third Dad, I've been waiting for you to play with me for a long time!" I'm going to look for you in your room, but my mom spanks me with a broom......"