Panula seventy-nine is funny

The title of this little boy makes the little rabbit surprised and unhappy, "Dad" in Shuchuan dialect can be used as "uncle", for example, Shan Dad is Shan Xiaoshu, a lot of "Li Second Dad", "Zhang San Dad" This kind of title, but there is absolutely no overlapping "second father", "third father".

The boar and the little boy didn't notice anything unusual, he picked up the little boy and spun around happily, and Sister Xiaoxiao, who came over, looked at the little rabbit awkwardly.

"Three...... Third sister-in-law, sit here, my son hasn't seen the third brother for a long time, and when he is happy, he is chaotic, chaotic, and shouting. Sister Xiaoxiao smiled at the rabbit almost humbly and pointed to the wooden chair.

"It's not shouting, is it? I've heard him shout 'Three Daddy' several times. The little rabbit sat down with a straight face.

"He's ......a kid who can't speak clearly," Sister Xiaoxiao tried to explain.

Hearing that their conversation was not in a good mood, the boar and the others all looked at them with nervous expressions.

Xiaotu spread his hands towards Sister Xiaoxiao, and said solemnly: "It doesn't matter what you call it, and I'm not qualified to care about this." I'm afraid that you will lie to me, and I am even more afraid that he will lie to me. ”

As he spoke, the little rabbit pointed to the little boy and said to the boar, "Who is this little friend, you don't tell me, you obviously treat me as an outsider, is it weak-hearted?" ”

The boar hurriedly said that this was the child of Sister Xiaoxiao and Stuffy Dun'er, named "An Zai". Because Sister Xiaoxiao is very busy, Andy usually lives at her grandmother's house to go to school, and only comes home on weekends.

Yesterday Friday, after Andy arrived home, the boar they had closed the door, Sister Xiaoxiao did not allow him to disturb, this morning the boar went downstairs to practice when Andy had not gotten up, so I was very happy to see it at this time.

After the boar finished speaking, Sister Xiaoxiao lowered her voice and said to the little rabbit: "The third brother likes to tease An Zai, from the time he first could speak, he shouted 'Three Dad' to now he can't change his mouth, I really didn't deliberately teach him to shout like that." ”

"Children, you can shout as much as you want." The boar came over with Andy in his arms, pointed to the rabbit and said to him, "Come, call the third mother." ”

Andy's dark eyes rolled, and when he opened his mouth, he shouted crisply: "Third mother......"

"Don't shout like that!" Little Rabbit immediately interrupted him, "Good boy, call me 'Aunt Rabbit'." ”

As he spoke, Xiaotu said solemnly to Sister Xiaoxiao and the others: "You all call me by name directly, your third brother is always joking, don't call me 'third sister-in-law' or anything seriously." ”

Everyone else looked at the boar, and the boar teased Andy and shouted "three mothers", but the rabbit insisted on not shouting like this, and the boar had to compromise, and the others also changed their names to the rabbit.

Little Rabbit smiled at Andy, "Your third father didn't tell Aunt Rabbit that there is a little cutie here, and I haven't prepared a gift, so I'll make you a gadget, okay?" ”

Andy nodded, and Rabbit asked Aunt Sweeping if she could find a piece of waste paper with a harder hardness for her.

Aunt Sweeping brought over two old leaflets, and the little rabbit shook his head and said no.

"You want to fold a paper airplane or something, right? I have a special origami in my room. Sister Xiaoxiao motioned for the little rabbit to go with her.

After going to the room where Sister Xiaoxiao lived, Xiaotu took the paper bag, chose a piece of green paper and began to fold it seriously.

"I can see that he really likes you, I haven't seen anyone dare to contradict him, you repeatedly dismissed his face today, he didn't annoy you, and finally relied on you." Sister Xiaoxiao stroked the curly hair in her ear, and said in a slightly sour tone.

The little rabbit looked up at her, blinked, and then lowered his head to fold the paper, thinking about the words of the smiling sister as he folded.

Then, after thinking about it, she stopped and asked seriously: "You mean, I shouldn't have expressed my dissatisfaction with An Tsai calling him 'Third Daddy' in public?" It embarrasses him and you, doesn't it? ”

"You ......" Sister Xiaoxiao's face was slightly red, and then she smiled helplessly and said: "You are still young, you don't understand the truth of getting along with men and women, and if you are jealous, you have to say to two people in private, you are not right to deal with it like this." ”

"But I think that my way of dealing with it is exactly the right one, if I don't show it to my face, maybe I will be suspicious of your relationship with him, what can be figured out in three minutes, why bother around the bend?"

After listening to the little rabbit's words, Sister Xiaoxiao opened her mouth slightly and didn't make a sound for a while.

The little rabbit folded it, and it was a little frog that was folded, and she spread out her palm for Sister Xiaoxiao to see.

"Your hands are very skillful, you can jump when you press it, Andy likes these little handicrafts." Sister Xiaoxiao really smiled.

The little rabbit also smiled: "I'll use your paper to fold gifts for your child, you don't think I'm picking the door." ”

After chatting casually, before going out, Xiaotu Zhengse said to Sister Xiaoxiao: "I really don't mind the title, and I didn't think about embarrassing anyone, I just wanted to find out if you and him had an ambiguous relationship." You should also know that he has a son in his hometown, and I'm afraid he is a merciless and irresponsible scumbag. ”

"Oh? Listen to you, he and I really want to have something or something, you will definitely leave him? ”

"Of course!" Bunny replied in a categorical tone.

Sister Xiaoxiao twitched the corners of her mouth, and there was a sarcastic look on her face that could not be concealed, and the irony was not very spicy, but like a person who was rich and rich looking at a person who couldn't read big words, with mockery and disdainful ridicule.

Little Rabbit smiled and said, "I admire you a lot, a single mother can still support a family business, it's amazing."

I also understand that you reminded me not to show my dissatisfaction with good intentions, most people think that women should save face for men, and they should pretend to be generous if they are jealous.

It is estimated that this can reflect the gentleness and virtue of women and move men. I know this, but I can't!

Even if Ah Ling and he both have children, I will still feel uncomfortable when I mention Ah Ling, and if he can't solve their matter satisfactorily, I won't have anything to do with him anymore.

So, you call me 'third sister-in-law', and it sounds really awkward to me. ”

Xiaotu said this to show her attitude that her dissatisfaction just now was aimed at the boar, not to accuse Sister Xiaoxiao.

But Sister Xiaoxiao didn't seem to listen to her, and stretched out her hand as if she wanted to pinch the rabbit's face, but after facing the rabbit's face, she was embarrassed to withdraw her hand.

This action made the little rabbit stunned, and if she wanted to say that Sister Xiaoxiao wanted to hit her, this action was too gentle.

Sister Xiaoxiao saw her puzzled face, and said with a smile: "You are not very old, and you have a baby face, you look like an underage child, and you talk about the way men and women get along very seriously, which is very interesting, and I can't help but want to pinch your face." ”

What is this? Little Rabbit roared in his heart: We are potential rivals in love, although we have not really become rivals in love for various reasons, but the action of "pinching face" shouldn't appear between them, right? I don't want to treat feelings as child's play!

Little Rabbit's face turned gloomy, and he said at length: "I'm not a child, those theories are not nonsense, they are summarized based on many facts."

Sometimes you can't get a little touch, let alone a tolerance and understanding of small things.

If you are jealous and dissatisfied, it is better to say it directly, and if the other party can accept it, accept it, and forget it if you don't accept it. If you don't want to do something, you will never settle for it, and it will be empty in the end anyway, so it's better to turn around early.

You see, many times in life, women are about to be men, but as a result, men still say that women are becoming more and more wild and difficult to manage, so the attitude is to re-use the 'three obedience and four virtues' to restrain women, right? Why?

Anyway, what he wanted before, I won't hold on to it, if I want to step on a few boats, I will despise him! ”

Sister Xiaoxiao smiled "poof", pulled the rabbit out, and when she walked outside, she couldn't hold back her laughter when she looked at the boar.

She laughed so much that everyone else was inexplicable, and Bunny understood that she was laughing at herself. Maybe Sister Xiaoxiao is laughing at the rabbit's words? The little rabbit secretly decided that he would never express his opinions again in the future, and he looked stupid.

In fact, Xiaotu is not so straightforward when he speaks to anyone, he wants to make it clear about the relationship between men and women, and he intuitively thinks that Sister Xiaoxiao's heart is not bad, who knows that he is treated as a child.

Later, if it weren't for the face of the boar, Sister Xiaoxiao wouldn't have listened to her finish speaking.

Little Rabbit later realized a truth, if you have the right to speak, you must have the ability to convince people, otherwise it will attract shame and even annoyance.

No matter how much he thought about it, the little rabbit quickly forgot about it, and played with the origami frog with Andy, and played in the yard while playing, compared to the frog jumping.

At first, it was a boar, Sister Xiaoxiao, and a handyman danced with them, and then Andy wanted to drill the tunnel, and only the little rabbit was left to play with him.

The so-called "tunnel" is a pipe connected by the tire rings of large trucks, and the restaurant is set up in the children's play area for children to play.

Adults can't play this, the body shape is a hard injury, no matter how flexible the boar is, it will not shrink the bones, even if it will, it is impossible to shrink the bones and run after An Zai.

The little rabbit is petite and can crawl in and out happily with Andy, and the sound of "giggling" laughter wafts through the courtyard.

Looking at the lanterns and listening to the laughter, the passengers feel that this scene is very warm.

But later, the little rabbit listened to the conversation between Sister Xiaoxiao and the boar from afar, and was hit again.

"She's quite stubborn...... Sister Xiaoxiao said to the boar in a low voice, "but she's a good person." However, whether to treat you as a brother or a husband, she may be a little confused and has not yet fully converted. ”

The boar turned his head to look at Sister Xiaoxiao and tightened his brows.

Sister Xiaoxiao said again: "On the one hand, she is taking care of your affairs with the attitude of her sister and brother, and she is also fighting for others; On the one hand, I couldn't help but be jealous, and intentionally or unintentionally put out the shelves of the main room; But in the final analysis, she is still a child, and she forgets her grievances when she is happy. Your marriage and love problems must be dealt with well, or you will both be hurt and a lot of innocent people will be hurt. ”

These words were said by Sister Xiaoxiao after careful consideration, and the boar did not answer after hearing it, and hooked the corners of her lips with a conceited look.

The little rabbit heard the kindness of Sister Xiaoxiao from these words, looked at herself, climbed the "tunnel" and crawled all over the dust, and there were a lot of sweat beads on her face, which did look extremely immature.

She immediately coaxed Andy to play with the others, then patted the ashes off her body, washed her face, and invited the boar back to the squatter quickly.

After saying goodbye, Sister Xiaoxiao handed the boar two small copper pen holder-like items, the boar waved his hand and said that he no longer smoked, and the little rabbit knew that it was a cigarette in a tube.

"Yo, quit?" Sister Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows and looked at the little rabbit.

"I'm not a smoker, it's easy to quit." The boar replied.

Sister Xiaoxiao didn't believe his words, and said to Xiaotu: "I can't see that you are very good at managing people." He used to smoke very scary, and he didn't listen to persuasion, so he could only smoke a good cigarette. ”

"I didn't ask him to quit, he didn't smoke in the first place, he just got bored and lit a cigarette to play. I remember seeing him smoking yesterday, and I don't know when he started quitting. ”

Little Rabbit's explanation is very pale and weak, and it seems that he always raises the bar with others, but the truth is really not what others think, but no one believes it.

Later, she finally learned not to explain, to change other people's opinions, not just a few words.

"Yes, I want to smoke it when I'm bored." Sister Xiaoxiao opened the lid and popped out a slender cigarette.

After she lit a cigarette, she smiled and waved to the boar and the little rabbit, the smile was extremely charming, and the little rabbit was stunned.

When they turned to leave, Little Rabbit thought, Sister Xiaoxiao is so beautiful because of the boar, right? It's a pity that I forgot to see what the boar's expression was just now.

As the night deepened, the streets were crowded with pedestrians, and neither the rabbit nor the boar spoke.

Little Rabbit Hu thought that he and the boar are really not a good match, if the boar is the male number one in her story, usually speaking, there will be a male number two or even a male N number appear, but the little rabbit did not meet such an infatuated, Sven is still physically and mentally clean male number two, if there is, it must have run away with the male number two, so as not to learn those female protagonists to be abused by the male protagonist on the grounds of "can't let go of love".

Later, I met a lot of people who meant that to her, but they were all narcissistic or cowardly or more complex than the boar experience, and she couldn't figure out if she always met this kind of person because she had a problem, which can be called a "scumbag adsorber". Others say that she only loves boars and does not accept others, but in fact there is no Prince Charming to pursue her at all.

Thinking about it so much, I walked back to the squatter shack, took the satchel, followed the boar to the carport to pick up the motorcycle, and prepared to go to Jiulonggou overnight.

"Ugh...... ...... hiss" The moment the little rabbit raised his legs to get into the car, he suddenly frowned and cried out in pain, and then retracted his legs and took a few steps back.

The boar asked her what was wrong, met his concerned gaze, the little rabbit's face was so red as if it was about to drip blood, and it took a long time to tell the boar that the peach source cave was torn and hurt, and he didn't feel it when he ran around before, and it hurt to raise his leg......

"Huh? Oh...... Then you stay in the squatter women's room for one night, and we will leave tomorrow. The boar was stunned, and the little rabbit said it a few times before he understood, and then his ears turned red, and then he made a suggestion.