Chapter 1409 - Pick up the gun and get on the horse
"Brother ...... Jade Emperor"
The banshee's affectionate call came again, and the soft tone was full of endless charms, it should have been a boundless wind and moon, but seeing the face of this banshee again, it made everyone's hairs stand up.
"No, don't, don't come here, I beg you!"
The Jade Emperor in the image looked panicked, but his body was paralyzed because of the thunder tribulation of the Eye of Heavenly Dao, and no matter how he struggled, he couldn't move a bit.
And the Jade Emperor has long lost his usual majestic treasure, and he is completely a little girl from a good family who is about to be ravaged by robbers.
And at this time, Ye Qiu pointed to the Jade Emperor in the image with a deep face and said: "Look, this is the Jade Emperor who is high above, I think at this moment, the Jade Emperor's heart must be extremely complex and sensitive!"
"Don't you want to know what the Jade Emperor's psychological activities were like at that time? The First Emperor Supreme is about to be insulted by the banshee, is this a moral degradation or a distortion of human nature?"
Everyone was stunned.
Ye Qiu continued with an excited face: "Let me lead you into the Jade Emperor's inner world now!"
Rumble!
The audience was in an uproar, looking at Ye Qiu in amazement, all of them were selling batches with a face.
It's too damaging!
There is no such thing as falling into the well!
Several Supreme Elders and the Holy Lord of the Kaiyang Holy Land themselves were all extremely angry by the people of this Heavenly Court, but when they heard Ye Qiu's words, they almost squirted out a mouthful of saliva, and they couldn't laugh or cry a little.
"This leaf is too good, I'm convinced!"
"This is simply the reincarnation of broken sperm!"
"That's missing eight lifetimes of great virtue!"
The scene itself was as grim, and the audience was suddenly made laugh by Ye Qiu's words.
Xuefutu is also a bold person and said with a smile: "Then Ye Taishang will explain it to us quickly." ”
Ye Qiu nodded and said with a smile: "Then it's better to be respectful than to obey your fate!"
The Jade Emperor trembled with anger, and his lips trembled and roared: "Stop! Stop! Don't say it! Don't say it again!"
Ye Qiu didn't care how angry the Jade Emperor was, but pointed at the Jade Emperor from afar, and said in a deep tone: "Everyone, please look at the eyes of the Jade Emperor, what do you see?"
The monks below were also aroused by Ye Qiu.
"Ye Taishang, don't sell it!"
"yes, just hurry up!"
"I'm really in a hurry!"
Ye Qiu said meaningfully: "I think it is a humiliation to be restricted, think about it, a generation of Jade Emperors, but they are in prison, caught by such an extremely ugly banshee, and their chastity may not be guaranteed, which is already a great shame for the Jade Emperor who has slept all over the Heavenly Court Immortals!"
Everyone nodded approvingly.
"I think the analysis is correct!"
"But this Jade Emperor is too much, I didn't expect to sleep all the fairies in the sky!
Many monks seemed to have been completely attracted by Ye Qiu's explanation, mainly because seeing the Jade Emperor's ugliness satisfied the hatred of many monks, the same mentality that the poor hated the rich.
And at this time, in the image, the banshee had already walked to the Jade Emperor's side, and sat directly on the Jade Emperor's lap, and the Jade Emperor shouted in horror: "You get up, you stay away from me! You, don't touch me!"
Everyone gasped.
"Hiss......"
"Good guy, this big show is coming!
"No, this banshee is so ugly, but why do I still want to see it!"
"Me too, maybe the main protagonist here is the Jade Emperor!"
The Jade Emperor was almost about to collapse, and Yuan Shi Tianzun also frowned, his lips moved, but he didn't say anything.
"Alas......"
Yuding Zhenren also had an extremely strange expression, wanting to avoid it, but also seemed to be unable to take his eyes off.
"At this stage, I don't know if you have noticed, the Jade Emperor's eyes have changed, I understand this stage as despair, because the Jade Emperor may have known in his heart at that time that this catastrophe is inevitable!
Ye Qiu's explanation became extremely fast and high, making everyone's emotions tense.
"What? The Jade Emperor still wants to die?"
"It is very likely that although the Jade Emperor can't move his body, he can also commit suicide if the Yuan God explodes himself!"
"But the Jade Emperor is standing here now, I'm afraid it's not greedy for life and afraid of death, so I can't do it!"
Ye Qiu's words seduced everyone's associations, and the scene was indescribably warm for a while.
The Jade Emperor was on the verge of collapse at this time, slumped in the clouds, he knew by himself what would happen next, and at this time, the Jade Emperor was no longer able to shout, but wailed in a low voice: "Don't say it again, don't, I beg you! Don't ......"
But Ye Qiu seemed to be deaf to him, and everyone didn't have the heart to pay attention to the Jade Emperor's despair, because the real drama had already begun.
In the video, the banshee was affectionate and said with a bit of smugness: "Brother Jade Emperor, you are from me, today you are mine!"
The banshee glanced down, frowned slightly, and said with a little disappointment: "Brother's things are a little exquisite......"
But then the banshee smiled and said: "Brother Jade Emperor, don't worry, I love you as a person, I won't dislike you!"
The audience instantly became extremely quiet.
But then a burst of laughter suddenly exploded.
Ye Qiu almost fell off laughing in the sky, he left "Guanxi" and left, and he didn't have the heart to look at this thing with a long needle's eye, but he didn't expect that there would be such a plot.
When the monks below heard Ye Qiu's laughter, they couldn't hold back any longer, and the audience suddenly exploded.
"Hahaha, amuse me!"
"The Jade Emperor was actually disliked!"
"Oh my God, I can't do it, I'm going to pee laughing!"
"This banshee is so funny, I love your people, this is something in the words!
"It's a bit vulgar, but I like it!"
Several Supreme Elders and Holy Lords of the Kaiyang Holy Land all smiled bitterly.
The first Taishang frowned and said, "It's insulting to Sven! It's insulting...... Poof......"
As he spoke, the First Supreme Elder couldn't help laughing, and the other Supreme Elders couldn't help it.
The nuns present were all secretly chattering, and their faces were blushing, but they still peeked at them with great curiosity.
And at this moment, a monk exclaimed, "Wo Cao!
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