Chapter 1410: Uncle...... Your taste......

Everyone was attracted by this exclamation, and they all looked at the image of the Shadow Stone.

At this time, the banshee shook the Jade Emperor unwillingly, and said excitedly: "Brother Jade Emperor, I finally got you." ”

The Jade Emperor struggled with a painful face: "No, please let me go, if you love me, don't treat me like this! Come on, help! Who can come and save me......! Who's going to save me!"

The banshee smiled proudly: "You shout, no one will come to save you even if you shout to cut your throat! Today you are my own! I want to spoil you like crazy, squeeze you dry, let us become one!"

The banshee then emotionally hugged the Jade Emperor's neck and kissed it fiercely, and then said affectionately: "In this situation, I can't help but want to write a poem, ah...... The scenery in spring is really beautiful, my brother and I are mouth-to-mouth, swimming and swimming in the river of love, you are at the helm and I am paddling! Brother Jade Emperor, how do you say I have done this poem? Is there such an ethereal meaning as your immortals?"

The monks in the audience were fried.

"Wo Cao!

"Energetic, this banshee has two brushes!"

"I can even compose poetry! Although it is rough, I think it is quite appropriate for the occasion, vulgar is elegant!"

All the high-level leaders of the Kaiyang Holy Land were also laughed at angrily, this Kaiyang Holy Land is a place where people from all over the world gather, and when they heard this love poem, they suddenly felt that everyone in the Kaiyang Holy Land was a little not good.

The corners of the Holy Lord of Kaiyang's mouth twitched and rebuked: "No learning, no skills, no class, no bullshit......!

"The Holy Lord's words are wrong!"

Before the Kaiyang Holy Lord could finish speaking, Ye Qiu directly interrupted.

The Holy Lord of Kaiyang was puzzled: "Senior Brother Ye, what's wrong with this?"

All the monks were also puzzled.

Ye Qiu shook his head and said, "I think this poem is excellent." ”

The audience was in an uproar.

The high-level leaders of Kaiyang are also blinded, this poem is okay?

Good for your second uncle!

It's not even limericks!

Ye Qiu saw the expression of the person below and explained: "You see, it is spring, it is the season of mating, and this opening point can be regarded as introducing the environmental background and creating a spring-like atmosphere. ”

Followed by the three words "mouth-to-mouth", which seems vulgar, but it is a common intimate action between couples, although the Jade Emperor was reversed, but this sentence brings everyone a sense of freshness without guessing. ”

Everyone was dumbfounded.

There is still such an operation!

The Holy Lord of Kaiyang stammered: "Also, can you explain it like that?"

Ye Qiu said with a serious face: "Of course you can, but these two sentences are also a bit vulgar, but these last two sentences directly raise the artistic conception of the whole poem to a higher level! You see, the posture of the Jade Emperor and the banshee doesn't look like a small boat swimming in the wind and waves?"

Ye Qiu danced with his hands and explained impassionedly, and everyone who watched it was stunned.

"Don't say it, it's kind of like that!"

"If you don't say that this Ye Taishang is a disciple of a saint, he is also a writer!"

"This explanation is very spiritual!"

Immediately, Ye Qiu sighed deeply and said: "Love itself is full of passion, this kind of imagery is simply more appropriate, the Jade Emperor is a boat, the banshee is an oar, work together to the other side of love, what an impassioned and beautiful fairy and demon freak love!"

Ye Qiu pointed to the Jade Emperor in the image, shook his head and said: "You see, at this time, the Jade Emperor's eyes are sad but there is still a sense of confusion, what does this mean, this shows that at the same time in his heart, the Jade Emperor must still have a sense of relief in his heart at this time, and there is still a trace of happiness, which shows that although the Jade Emperor resists mentally, he is very honest in his body! This shows that in a sense, the Jade Emperor has been conquered!"

The whole audience was silent, except for the unforged cry of the banshee and the screams of the Jade Emperor in pain and pleasure from the Shadow Stone.

"Brother Jade Emperor...... Don't look at you short...... Yes...... It's pretty tough!"

"You...... Whew...... You don't want to ...... Stop, stop...... I'm going to ......."

"Smack...... Syllable...... Smack......"

And then, Xuefutu rolled his eyes, applauded, and shouted loudly: "Okay! That's right! Ye Taishang's explanation penetrated into it, and analyzed the Jade Emperor's mentality to the fullest, listening to Ye Taishang's explanation, I felt as if I was in the situation, watching it with my own eyes, it seems that our leader gave this gift to Ye Taishang is the wisest choice!"

All the monks were stunned, and then they all applauded loudly.

"That's a good point! Ye Taishang's explanation is simply wonderful!"

"It's just a bad stomach...... Ahem...... A model of learning to be rich and five cars!"

"I'm so scared!"

"you, hahaha, this Ye Taishang is simply a loss to grandma's house!"

"A cultural person is a cultural person, and mocking people without dirty words!"

The monks below knew in their hearts that this Ye Qiu was simply falling into the well, and they were also happy to coax the Jade Emperor to be lively, and Ye Qiu's commotion also unconsciously made these people's awe of the heavenly court disappear.

The Jade Emperor and the Lord of Heaven were all crippled by Ye Qiu, so what else could there be to be afraid of?

The Jade Emperor had completely collapsed, his eyes were empty, and his soul seemed to be dead.

And at this time, the golden light flashed in the sky, and Yang Jian suddenly appeared in the clouds, and said excitedly: "Master, uncle, master, fortunately, I have already arranged it, 100,000 immortals have been cut down and cultivated, waiting to enter the nether realm, as long as my uncle gives an order......

It's just that before Yang Jian finished speaking, he heard the sound of the big battle in the Shadow Stone.

"Ah...... Yes...... Stop ......"

Yang Jian was suddenly stupid, and then rubbed his eyes with his hand, it seemed that it was extremely difficult to believe what was happening in front of him, but no matter how he rubbed it, he found that the scene in front of him was really happening!

"Uncle, you, what are you...... Your taste ......"

Yang Jian may have never thought that he would encounter this situation one day, so that the whole person was blindfolded.

When the Jade Emperor heard Yang Jian's words, his pupils that had lost focus instantly gathered, and he flipped over and stood up, roaring: "Kill me! Kill them all! Kill all the people here today, and leave no armor behind! If you run away from someone, I will ask you for you! You will all die! You will die! Die...... Yes...... Ah......h

The roar of the Jade Emperor shook the entire heaven and earth.

Yang Jian was suddenly frightened by the appearance of the Jade Emperor, and hurriedly took a step back and set his eyes on Yuan Shi Tianzun and Yuding Zhenren.

(End of chapter)