"I, Da Luo Immortal, don't you pay to buy a plug-in?" Xie Lang replied.

The corners of the clown Bucky's mouth twitched, and his eyes suddenly widened: "Da Luo Immortal??" Damn, it's really a, so you can hear my voice?? ”

What's the matter, it's too fake, it's hard to meet a girl, but you actually met a hanging?

Oh, bad luck.

The player controls Bucky the Clown, looking around and not noticing that on the ground in a corner, Xie Lang's Yasuo is just secretly looking at him.

Looking at Bucky, the clown who was like a headless fly in place, Xie Lang laughed like crazy, and thought:

It's really fun to play in the bronze game, so you haven't found yourself yet, and you still naively believe that you are a plug-in? Talent!

Xie Lang continued to tempt the other party, and said: "Brother, think about it, if you don't use a plug-in, you can land into a box all day long, and if you can't take your sister to eat chicken, it's equivalent to not being able to soak a girl..."

"You might as well spend 100 yuan to buy my monthly card plug-in, become the king of chicken in the previous generation, and from then on soak in Bai Fumei, take the girls to pretend to take the girls to fly, and go to the peak of life. That's right, you heard it right, it's not 998, it's not 198, you only need a 100 yuan monthly card, or a 30 yuan weekly card, you can survive with a smile, be proud of the bronze game, and eat chicken every second! ”

"666, such eloquence as a dog anchor, don't be a pyramid scheme leader, nest here to be a small anchor, Zhen Nima is a waste of talent."

"Especially, if it weren't for Lao Tzu watching the live broadcast of the dog anchor, Lao Tzu would almost believe it when he heard the dog anchor's words, and then buy a plug-in."

At this moment, a large barrage of shameless anchors in the live broadcast room was refreshed:

"Shameless anchor, cheating money online."

"Labor and management have watched live broadcasts for many years, and they have never seen such a brazen guy."

"Hahaha, brothers, ask you something, just now my girlfriend asked me to go to the movies, and the labor and management jumped up and slapped him backhand, saying: Isn't watching a movie more cool than watching a live broadcast of a dog anchor? Brother who thinks I'm doing the right thing buckle 1. ”

“1111。”

"Dog anchor and girlfriend? Only children choose girlfriends, and I choose dog anchors. ”

"That's it, the dog anchor can make me happy, can I watch live broadcasts for a lifetime, girlfriend okay?"

"Dog anchor, hurry up and cheat this kid for 100 yuan, let him have a longer memory, players who buy plug-ins are not worthy of sympathy."

"That's right!"

The black fans in the live broadcast room are asking Xie Lang to deceive this kid.

on the game screen.

The clown bucky player immediately gave up the beautiful player he was entangled with, and began to talk to Xie Lang, saying, "Brother, can it be cheaper?" ”

This kid's tone was obviously moved.

"No, if you can't afford 100 yuan, you can buy a 30 yuan weekly card first, but it doesn't seem to be very cost-effective, I personally recommend buying a monthly card."

"Hold it, do you have a thousand miles of sound transmission and perspective?"

This kid just started to lick like a dog to other Han Cook players, and now when he heard that there was a plug-in to use, he immediately didn't care about the other party.

Of course, his inner thoughts are: As long as Lao Tzu buys a plug-in, he will kill gods when he meets gods, and he will kill ghosts when he meets ghosts, and he is afraid that he will not be able to soak in the girl? At that time, there will definitely be a big wave of upper bitches to hug Lao Tzu's thighs.

Isn't it just a female player, Lao Tzu will not give up the entire forest for a tree.

Xie Lang was a serious nonsense, and said: "Yes, the 30-week card can be used for 7 days, and the monthly card is 100." Brother, imagine that when you are in the Bronze Bureau, how many girls follow you crying and kneeling and begging you to take them? ”

"My customers, several of them because of the plug-in, soaked a girl back, thousands of miles of what to meet, and now they have reached the point of talking about marriage."

"Wow, that's amazing."

Bucky the Clown's eyes bloomed with green light when he heard this, and before he started using the plug-in, he seemed to have thought of becoming a "generation of gun kings", and then soaked in a beautiful woman with long legs.

"How do I trade?"

In the end, the kid still couldn't resist the temptation, and was deceived into the pit by Xie Lang's rhetoric.

Xie Lang smiled obscenely, banned Douyu's fish bar group number in advance, and then sent the number of thousands of people to the other party, and said: "XXXXXX, this is my plug-in group, and thousands of players in it are using my plug-in, up to the king, down to bronze, they are all using it." ”

"And the king??"

"Yes, do you know a streamer named Horse Fork Worm? He just used our customized version of the anchor plug-in, 10,000 yuan a month. ”

"Damn, I knew that this forced plug-in, I said."

"You lied to people, the horse fork worm anchor didn't use a plug-in." The woman suddenly interrupted Xie Lang's words and helped Xie Lang clear her name.

Xie Lang was somewhat moved when he heard it, and looked at it, although Lao Tzu's male fans were all black Lao Tzu.

But I have a female fan of true love!

Look, what a cute female fan this is, that's what people say.

"Little brother, don't believe this guy's words, he just wants to cheat you out of money, the new version of PUBG has no plug-ins, don't be fooled."

"Don't be stupid, that anchor is a hanger, every time he lands on level 5 body armor and level 5 helmets, a fool can see it."

"Well... Are you going to buy a plug-in? If you want to buy a plug-in, I'll cut it off with you. ”

The female player who used Hancock was by this kid.

"If you break off your relationship, you won't pee and look in the mirror, you look like a Qiao Biluo, pretending to be Lori here?"

"You..."Hearing this kid's vicious words, Hancock's player was speechless for a moment, wanting to scold this kid, but he was worried that he would kill him.

Sure enough, her instincts weren't wrong.

At this time, there was a "da-da-da" gunfire from the scene.

Xie Lang saw with his own eyes that the player who chose Bucky the Clown took out the M416 and directly killed the young lady, and then ran over to lick the box in a manner, licking the bag while taunting others.

"Mom. Yes, this is a scumbag. ”

"This kind of man is too disgusting, anchor, it is highly recommended to cheat him out of 100 yuan and let him buy a lesson."

"94, when I started to have no plug-ins, when I was licking the dog of the young lady, now when I heard that there was a plug-in, I killed them, it's too scum."

"Hey, I hated this young lady at first, but then when I heard that she asked her friends not to sell plug-ins, she turned into a fan, but I sympathized with her and met this kind of scumbag."

"The demolition team is ready, do you remember the name of this scumbag? Wait for the dog anchor to cheat him out of his money and report him for a wave. ”

The audience in the live broadcast room picked up the keyboard one after another, and attacked with a heavy "fist" in high spirits.

On the game, Xie Lang continued to ask the other party: "Have you added a group, add a group to say hello to me, and see if you want to use a weekly card or a monthly card." ”

"Plus, plus, aren't you the one called Wardkille hard management?"