Xie Lang was simply moved to tears.

Nima, after half a month of live broadcasting, I finally found a true love fan.

"Ahem, ahem, do you see it, do you see it? This is the way for my dog anchor, haha, the right way for my horse forkworm anchor fans to open, I strongly recommend that you fans who hack me in the live broadcast room learn more. ”

Immediately afterwards, the other party said: "Brother Lang, everything is given to you, and I can't survive, you just kill me and give you the head." ”

Xie Lang reacted immediately and said, "Hey, brother, how can this be?" You gave me so many things, and you gave me a head, this is going to lose a lot of points, how can I bear to kill you? ”

Between the words, there was a loud sound of "dang", and the pan in Xie Lang's hand took off.

[The "Yasuo" chosen by "Prodigal Chicken" used a frying pan to smash "Saitama" with "I'm sorry, I'm too handsome".] Get your 38th kill! ”】

He said he was embarrassed, but the pan in his hand was very honest.

"Huh? Why do I have an extra pan..."

Xie Lang exclaimed, as if he was surprised.

"You pretend to be Nima, the pan is what someone just threw at you!"

"Hahaha, why is the dog anchor so shameless? Also, why is he so shameless, and why does Lao Tzu like to watch him live? ”

"If you say it's okay, let it go, but you're sorry if you say it's good?"

"Where's the face? Dog anchor what about your face? ”

"Ahem, ahem."

Originally, Xie Lang was still actively interacting with the audience, but at this time, the sound of a jeep came from the earphones.

In the game, there should be a player driving a jeep.

Just as the jeep stopped, on the verge of exploding, a man and a woman came down from above.

Bucky the Clown, has the Empress of One Piece ever seen it? If you haven't seen it, this is it.

The male chooses Bucky the Clown, and the female is Boya Hancock, the empress of the Seven Martial Seas.

Xie Lang's Yasuo was lying on the ground that was still smoking, and he could clearly see these two guys.

"Hehe, beauty, don't you think we are very fateful, we both like to watch One Piece. Eh beauty, be careful, I'll be responsible for helping you find sweet fruits and 98K later, and protect you from eating chicken. ”

Hearing this Huihua who chose the clown Bucky player, Xie Lang could see at a glance what the situation was.

This is a matchmaking game, not a team.

According to the current situation, Xie Lang judged at the moment: It must be this clown Bucky, in some case, after learning that this is a beautiful player, he deliberately did not kill people and led other players.

Its purpose is to believe that the majority of male compatriots who have played PUBG know what it is.

Not to mention this kind of thing in the new version now, when Xie Lang played the old version on Earth before, he often encountered it.

Sometimes I play PUBG by myself, and when I encounter a hostile player who is a woman, a few of my teammates don't kill or say anything, and I take out all the things on my body and distribute them to others.

As a result, people called their teammates, which led to the destruction of their own side.

There are also some things that make Xie Lang even more angry, the game met some female teammates with special dishes, and the other two male teammates completely lost the mind to play the game, and they became little followers throughout the whole process, like licking dogs, three-level A, three-level heads, 98K, all of which were given to the young lady, and finally the group was wiped out, and he was scolded by the young lady for technical dishes.

Xie Lang hates these licking dogs the most, licking dogs will die. (So that's why you're single?) ）

"I heard there's a streamer in our game who seems to be famous??"

"It's a forkworm anchor, right? That's just a plug-in. The man said.

They shouldn't have watched Xie Lang's live broadcast.

If you watched Xie Lang's live broadcast and learned that Xie Lang was secretly observing himself and hearing his own conversation, it would be embarrassing.

"Wouldn't it? I've heard that he's very powerful, not only handsome, but also singing very well, and I like his light chaser very much. ”

"I can sing too, beauty, I sing to you, if you think it's okay, don't you add a WeChat?"

"You finish singing first."

"What's the problem with that, after I finish singing, I will immediately turn on the god-killing mode and take you to kill! Believe me, I not only took you to eat chicken, but also took you to slaughter that dog once and made you famous. ”

“………”

Then, the sound of the ghost crying wolf sounded, as if someone in the family was crying and mourning.

The female player gritted her teeth and suddenly complained: "Okay, okay, stop singing, it's too ugly." ”

When the man heard it, he seemed to be incredulous, "Doesn't it sound good? Beauty, are you kidding, I'm the god of song in our village, and people call me Jacky Zhang! ”

Xie Lang: "......"

Woman: "......"

More than 1 million viewers couldn't bear it anymore and sprayed wildly in the live broadcast room.

Nima, just like this, you still want to compare with the dog anchor?

sings like Nima's family is dead, is it okay to listen to the fact that you don't have a B number in your heart?

They don't understand, where does this guy get his confidence?

"With all due respect, I always thought that the dog anchor was the most shameless man in the world, and now I finally found another one."

"Brother, don't talk about people, if you meet a female player, you will do the same."

"Haha, that's it, no one can escape the law of true fragrance."

"This guy said that he was going to take someone else's young lady to slaughter the dog anchor with his own hands, I want to see how this guy did it."

Xie Langqiang held back a smile, and immediately turned on the speed of deprivation of senses, collided with the silence, opened the quadruple mirror, and switched to the second form.

Deprivation of the senses of the Lightspeed Gun, Second Form: Consuming two bullets will blur the opponent's vision for 5 seconds, which means that the screen will go black.

"Whew!"

Xie Lang aimed at the soles of the opponent's feet and pressed the trigger, and a bullet burst out.

Burst!

At this time, after the clown Bucky player was shot, he suddenly screamed:

",,, why did my screen go black?"

"What's going on? How did I get deducted 18 blood? , this place where Nima was exploded, and nuclear radiation is not possible? ”

Bucky the Clown was momentarily stunned and jumped around like a headless fly.

The audience in the live broadcast room really laughed, and it was really hard to imagine the scene of choosing Bucky the Clown and jumping around on the ground, it was too funny.

"Hey, beauty, why are you okay?"

"Me? No, what happened to you? ”

"I don't know, maybe there's something wrong with my computer, and suddenly the screen went black, and then ......"

Xie Lang switched to the first form this time, and suddenly shot again.

This time, the other party's headphones completely failed, and there was no sound.

"Damn, what a broken Internet café, what did you just say, beauty, my headphones were broken just now."

At this time, Xie Lang couldn't help it, and after making sure that he had turned on everyone's voice, he suddenly said, "Brother, do you want to buy a plug-in?" Do you want to take your young lady to eat chicken, and kill people thousands of miles away? ”

"Damn, who's talking?"

"Huh? Is there really a plug-in? The female player was also stunned for a moment.