1. I took a taxi to a friend's house, I fell asleep on the road for a while, and the distance of 30 yuan was rounded into 80 yuan by the driver!

I said proudly:

"Big brother, give you 100, don't look for it!" the driver looked around at the car and said:

"Where's the money?" I got out of the car and ran, shouting at the driver.

"I told you that you don't need to look for it, and you can't find it!" 2. Today I met the goddess who had been in love for a long time at the door of the cafeteria, and the goddess smiled and handed me a note and went to the cafeteria, I opened the note and saw that there were four words written on it

"Calcium, oxygen, tungsten oxygen" I thought it was written blindly and threw it away, and the more I thought about it when I went to bed at night, the more wrong it became, and now my intestines are repentant!

!!3. Drinking beer at a food stall, a guy walked up to me and whispered, "Do you want a mobile phone?" As a result, he said, "You just sit here and watch, and tell me whoever you like, it's all 300." ”

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