1. As soon as the director entered the office, the wife of the director of the office broke in, waved a pair of women's briefs and said to the director: "My husband came home at night and wore women's underwear, you must take care of it." The director nodded yes and yes, and tucked his briefs into his pocket. When I went home at night, the director's wife found the briefs in the director's pocket when she was washing clothes, and said to the director: "Don't make such jokes in the future, the victim's family has been looking for it all day."

2. The male classmate went on a business trip to a certain place, the female classmate went to see him, the two chatted about the salary, and the male classmate asked: "How much money do you have after tax?" The female classmate blushed and whispered: "What money do you have to sleep with the old classmate, you go to bed first, and I will take a shower."

3. The eldest sister was shopping for vegetables, and the vendor said, "Eldest sister, do you want cucumbers?"

4. A buddy has never been on a plane, I don't know which dad to listen to, you have to grab a seat on the plane, otherwise the seat will be gone. On the day he got on the plane, as soon as the cabin door opened, he was the first to go in and grab a seat, and then a man came up and politely said to him, sir, please get down, this is my seat, buddy has to say: I'll come first! The man said: Brother, it doesn't matter who comes first, this is my seat. The man was on fire, and he slapped him and said, you just sit here, you can fly the plane today!

5. After getting off work at noon yesterday, I passed by the watermelon stall, and the old man who sold melons slept loudly! I jokingly said to the uncle: "You sleep so dead, you are not afraid that others will steal your watermelon!" The uncle rubbed his eyes and said to me, "I just take a nap and watch it at any time." So I picked two watermelons and asked the uncle to weigh them. Uncle exclaimed:! Where is my scale?

6. My daughter, suddenly want to eat cucumbers at night, so I went to the public water room to wash two, there happened to be a few girls there to wash clothes, they looked at me and looked at the cucumbers in my hands, I saw that I was so nervous! In order to return the cucumbers to a clean slate, I stood in the water room and ate both cucumbers! When I returned to the dormitory, my roommate asked me: "Didn't you go to wash the cucumbers, what about the cucumbers?" Don't ask, the world is too chaotic......"

7. After being married for so long, a man finally beat his daughter-in-law last night, and she was beaten very badly, making her cry and call her mother. After so many years, the pent-up emotions have finally been released. I didn't dare to tell my daughter-in-law about this dream.

8. A young man is bored and always feels stressed. He found the master and asked for a dial, and the master took an egg out of his bosom and handed it to him, and the young man reached out to take it. As a result, the hand fell to the ground and broke. The young man suddenly realized and said with great joy: "Master, you are trying to tell me that life is like an egg, full of pressure. Is breaking from the outside destroying a new life?" said angrily, "Don't talk to me, this is a dinosaur egg!" The national cultural relics are fined 20,000 yuan. Pay the money...