Yang Mu frowned, looking confused.

Is this woman crazy? She still wants to kill herself? Why?

Xu Yan exhaled a long breath and said to the woman:

"Your Ecstasy incense has worked?"

"Well, seven minutes can stun an elephant, and I've been looking at my watch!"

"Time?"

"It's time to count down! Five, four, three, two, one! ”

After the woman finished reading, she and Xu Yan looked at Yang Mu intently.

Yang Mu also looked at them in a daze, his eyes facing each other, and the three of them were a little confused.

"No, no, no! Impossible! Why doesn't it work? ”

The woman's face turned white, and Xu Yan's face turned black.

Yang Mu's eyes fell on the woman for a long time, and he rolled his eyes at once, and finally knew what was going on!

......

It can't be said that Yang Mu has no friends, it's just that most of his friends are busy with life and have no time to hook up with each other.

Three months ago, Yang Mu couldn't stay in the Wen family anymore, so he wanted to see his friends.

These friends don't have a permanent home, they just often show up somewhere, and then sit on the street with all kinds of business.

Selling dog skin plasters, setting up chess games, telling fortunes, asking for food, etc.

Yang Mu turned around for a long time, and finally saw only the big dog.

No one knows what the original name of the big dog is, he doesn't look big, and he is still very petite as a man, a bit like the characters on Shuibo Liang Mountain.

Anyway, it's the image of a monkey with a sharp beak.

"Ahh Yang Mu? I rub! Where have you been for more than a year? Thought you were dead! ”

"Get out, curse Lao Tzu."

Yang Mu didn't have much energy, he came out to relax and relieve his boredom, but he met a big dog that affected the city's appearance, which was really unlucky.

Looking up, there was a table in front of the big dog, and there were a lot of red mosquito coils on the table.

I looked sideways at the sign hanging in front of me, which read:

"The scent of roses that helps you sleep can stun an elephant in seven minutes!"

"What is this?"

"Hehe, buddy made the Ecstasy incense, I couldn't sell it before, I met a master a few days ago, and said that I should change it to a gimmick to help sleep, don't sell too well in these two days! And the price has also risen, no one bought twenty-one boxes before, and recently eighty-one boxes are not enough to sell at night! ”

"Cut, I didn't know you kid was a deceitful kid, right?"

"What do you mean by deception? It has been scientifically proven that mosquito coils do help with sleep. ”

After the big dog finished speaking, he hurriedly covered his mouth, Yang Mu laughed and pointed at him: "Said that you missed your mouth, right?" It's mosquito coils, right? Painted red? ”

The big dog was annoyed and helpless, so he could only admit it.

"Tell me quickly, mosquito coils are mosquito coils, how can you still stun elephants? How dare you advertise. ”

"Lao Tzu shoots a shot to change places, and they can't catch me anyway."

"I don't believe that you can still sell out of stock if you don't have regular customers in exchange for this?"

Yang Muzheng was suspicious, a woman came by the side of the road, and the big dog immediately flew over and pulled her back.

In the next time, the big dog showed Yang Mu very good sales skills, he really fooled the woman, and she bought five boxes at once.

Yang Mu was really dumbfounded and gave a thumbs up to the big dog.

"That's amazing!"

"Yang Mu, brother go first, lest that woman come back to me for trouble, see you later!".

That's it, and Yang Mu doesn't care about it after that.

Space is inherently three-dimensional.

With Yang Mu as a clue, that is Yang Mu's story, and with the woman who bought mosquito coils as a clue, it is another story.

This woman's name is Liu Jie, and she is a neighbor of Xu Yan.

In fact, the relationship between the two people was not close at all, and they wouldn't even say hello when they walked by.

However, they inadvertently discovered that their wife actually had a leg with her husband opposite.

This time, the two panicked, got together to warm up, drank and chatted to discuss countermeasures, and finally lived together.

It's broken, it was originally justified, but now it's also stealing, and it's ignored all of a sudden.

Both of them were depressed, but at this point, they could only fall.

In fact, they were originally honest people, and once honest people go to extremes, it will be very extreme.

Liu Jie bought medicine in order to take revenge on her husband, she tried it a few times, the rose fragrance really worked, and her husband didn't wake up at all after lighting it, even if he played music in his ears, he couldn't wake up. ，

The big dog told Liu Jie that if he didn't want to be affected by the fragrance of roses, it would be OK to drink a small sip of liquor in advance.

can only say that ignorant people are cute, and Liu Jie really believes it.

So every time she lights the rose incense, she wakes up by herself, and her husband sleeps, she thinks this fragrance is magical, very powerful.

However, in fact, no one knows.

Liu Jie's husband is called Fang Haiyang, and he has been under a lot of pressure recently.

also has to cheat, the company's internal leadership team adjustment, also has an impact on him, the object of cheating spoils his own children, he doesn't know where to go.

Stressed, he had a strange illness, drowsiness!

When you get this disease, you won't be woken up at night when you fall asleep.

This is actually a kind of mental illness, to escape from reality, so after falling asleep, you suggest that you don't wake up, and you can escape stress by staying asleep.

This is really a big misunderstanding, but Liu Jie doesn't know!

She finally realized her evil revenge idea, called Xu Yan to her house, and stole love by her husband's side!

At that time, Xu Yan was frightened, but Liu Jie's husband really didn't wake up, no matter how much movement he made.

After serving a few more times, the two of them regarded the rose incense as a sacred object.

It's a pity that they were too sure that they didn't try it with a second person at all.

This time they were trapped here, which happened to be their home.

Liu Jie's husband and Xu Yan's wife have all turned into zombies, and the two of them are quite cool at first.

However, as the trapping deepened, they became scared and felt that they might die here.

It just so happened that Li Xiangjun contacted Xu Yan and said that he asked him to help do something, and then took him out.

Xu Yan naturally didn't trust Li Xiangjun, and the two of them talked back and forth several times.

Xu Yan also found out in the process that Sha Chun turned out to be Li Xiangjun's mistress, which was quite unexpected.

Then before going to bed last night, the two of them drank a little wine, and then habitually lit the so-called rose incense.

Now that Yang Mu came in to speak, Liu Jie thought that he must have fainted immediately, after all, the rose fragrance has been verified many times, on her husband's body.

Yang Mu really didn't know what was going on at first.

After he entered the house, he smelled the smell of mosquito coils, it was still summer, and it was nothing to light a mosquito coil, so he didn't think so.

It wasn't until Liu Jie was smiling at her that Yang Mu suddenly felt that Liu Jie's face was very familiar.

So from this face, mosquito coil, I remembered what happened three months ago.

There was once a woman who bought a lot of mosquito coils from the big dog, wasn't that her?

Quickly searched in the room, and after a while, Yang Mu found the mosquito coil box, and when he opened it, he saw that it was indeed red mosquito coils, which were what the big dog was selling.

Damn, a fork! It seems that counterfeit and shoddy products are not without benefits at all, right?

Otherwise, I really can't get into the trap!

No wonder Xu Yan spoke vigorously, he thought he would faint.

And Liu Jie couldn't hold her breath, she felt that the time was almost up, so she began to pretend to be forked, and said that she would kill herself!

Yang Mu angrily went up and pulled the two off the bed, this fat beating, Liu Jie cried and called her mother, and Xu Yan called Yang Mu her father.

Yang Mu finished the fight and panted and roared: "Say! What gives you the confidence to be captivating with this thing? ”

Seeing that Yang Mu didn't ask, how dare the two of them delay, and hurriedly told the experiment on Liu Jie's husband.

Yang Mu was speechless, he didn't expect these two to have such a good time!

So why can't Liu Jie's husband wake up after falling asleep?

Yang Mu guessed that this might be a disease, of course, this is just speculation, even if the real answer is like this, no one can prove it.

Yang Mu couldn't help laughing, feeling that this matter was curious, this pair was also a living treasure.

Reaching out to grab the two of them, and walking to the window, Yang Mu said indifferently:

"Twice raised up the mind to murder me, if I keep you any longer, then I will really become a virgin."

"Don't, don't! I don't have any intention of murdering you! It's this ruined! Don't throw me, don't throw me! ”

"Let me go! Please, I'll do whatever you tell me to do in the future! Don't kill me! ”

The two prayed, and Yang Mu's mood took a sharp turn.

When thinking between killing and not killing, I suddenly had a sense of fear of myself.

It's only been a long time since the end of the world, and his killing has almost become commonplace.

The two people were easily lifted, and as long as they let go, there were two lives.

He didn't want to do this, never wanted to.

"Yang Mu! We really have no ill will towards you, the first time it was Li Xiangjun who instructed us to do it, and this time it was self-preservation! And the first time we were also self-preservation, and lighting a fire there was a condition that Li Xiangjun promised to save us! Really, we never had the heart to kill! Really, please let us go! ”

Yang Mu was still hesitating.

Xu Yan also felt that Yang Mu was hesitating, so he seemed to have grasped the last straw and shouted:

"There are three more reasons not to kill us, I think of it, I think of it! I can help you get to the Big Eared Dragon's lair safely, and I can get you out safely! This is the eighth, the ninth you must want to deal with Li Xiangjun and Sha Chun, the building over there is not far from here, as long as you have a way to get there, I can remotely operate the surveillance platform over there, without my help, you can't sneak in there at all, his building is full of cameras! If you can grab somewhere, there's a way to the big-eared dragon's lair. Tenth...... The tenth reason not to kill me! Tenth ...... Oooh oh! I thought about it, I thought about it! I will give my sister to you as a woman, she has listened to me the most since she was a child, as long as you promise me = not to kill me, I swear, I will let my sister be your woman! ”

Yang Muzhen didn't expect Xu Yan to sacrifice even his sister, so he just asked casually.

"Who is your sister?"

"Xu Longxin!"

"Long Xin?! That star? Her surname is Xu? Is it your sister? ”

Yang Mu's eyes widened, he couldn't believe it!