Chapter 0251 - Bad Joke

"Yes, yes, I'm interested, tell me, what is he doing here? It can't be specifically for me, right? ”

"No, he moved with the large army, and as a result, many people turned into zombies, and then they were trapped in this place, he actually has the ability to leave, after all, he controls the Sky Eye and the Internet. However, he discovered the beauty of the rough stones, so he stayed in the city and collected them...... Yang Mu, you pull out the knife first, I'm worried that if I can't say ten reasons, I'll die first! ”

Yang Mu smiled, this kid really plans to come up with ten reasons why he won't kill him?

Well, there's no rush anyway.

Yang Mu quickly pulled out the Heavenly Ghost, and the two of them shouted again.

Xu Yan picked up the sheet and quickly bandaged the woman and himself.

Yang Mu squinted his eyes, and waited until he was almost done before he said:

"Okay, that's one, and there's nine, so go ahead."

Xu Yan already had cold sweat on his face, gritted his teeth, and said in a trembling voice:

"Li Xiangjun and I are colleagues and competitors, and I am his deputy! I still know about him, I know that he has a mistress named Sha Chun, and Sha Chun seems to have harmed you in the earliest isolation camp in Hanning, and now Sha Chun and Li Xiangjun are together! ”

"Oh?"

Yang Mu's eyes lit up all of a sudden.

This woman and Li Xiangjun turned out to be in the same group! What a surprise!

"I just found out about it, too! If I had known, I would have exposed Li Xiangjun a long time ago! ”

"Very good, second piece. It seems that you have a chance to live, just say eight more things. ”

Xu Yan wanted to cry, how did he know so many things that Yang Mu was interested in?

His eyebrows tightened, as if he was thinking, and then said:

"I have the same ability as Li Xiangjun, both are talents in electronic information and technology, leave me, at least if you want to establish a base in the future, I can help you establish a monitoring system, and you can understand the wind and grass within a few kilometers!"

"This one is a bit reluctant, you said it well, but I don't have the confidence that I can get you out of here alive, but count you successful, continue."

Yang Mu turned around and sat on the chair, and found that there were disposable cups and boiling kettles on the table, so he poured himself a glass of water and listened slowly.

"Oooh! That's right! I remember! ”

Xu Yan suddenly shouted, this scream stretched the wound, making him scream again.

"Don't be nervous, the three things you said before have bought you more time, and the uncle is in a good mood."

"That...... Did you know that we built a base on the other side of the plateau? I can bring you over! ”

"I'm not interested, but if you pass the level, the fifth continues."

"The fifth...... Fifth ...... Do you want rough stones? ”

"Go on."

"Li Xiangjun collected a lot of rough stones......"

"This one doesn't count, his rough stone will naturally belong to me after I pass."

"That'...... Do you know the Tremella Dragons? ”

"White-eared dragons? You mean big-eared dragons? ”

"Yes, yes, it's the kind of dinosaurs with big ears, they also like to collect rough stones, and they are not afraid of zombies, they can walk freely in zombie-dense cities, and now they must have collected a lot of rough stones! I know where the Tremella Dragons' lair is, and if you look for them in their lair, you're sure to find many, many of them! ”

"Damn, you want to kill me? They are not real beasts, they have intelligence, and Lao Tzu has gone to nine deaths! ”

"That's not the case, I've also observed the nest over there through some monitoring methods before, and it's in Xingye Building! All the big-eared dragons rest around it, and they have a habit of returning all the rough stones to the guards of the race once they return, and they manage them on the rooftop of the building! All the rough stones are piled up there, and if you can land into the pile of rough stones on the balcony without noticing, there is still hope that some of them will be stolen.

Xu Yan broke out in a cold sweat even more, firstly because of the pain, and secondly, he also felt that his method was unreliable.

The two kilometers around the dinosaur's lair are full of big-eared dragons, and whoever goes in will die, and there is no possibility of coming out.

"Oh?"

Yang Mu was speechless.

How can they have such a habit?

Is all the rough piled up on the rooftop?

When you go out and get it out, it's like a police gun, you can hold it when you use it and put it in the gun magazine when you don't use it.

This news is so useful, if you can get into that rooftop and hide in the pile of rough stones, you don't need any other means of transportation, you can swallow all the rough stones!

Yang Mu couldn't help but lick his lips.

Hi hi, this Xu Yan is really a treasure, and the news he brings is basically very valuable.

Seeing that Xu Yan was in a cold sweat, Yang Mu didn't ask much, and directly asked him to say the sixth.

"Sixth......

Today, about one-seventh of the world's population has become zombies;

A small percentage of animal species become zombie animals;

In many countries around the world, there are giant ice landings, and what comes out of it is not only dinosaurs, but also a variety of Paleozoic species, as if they are from ancient invasions;

Chinese scientists predict that the earth has actually been monitored by aliens from ancient times to the present!

They not only monitor the earth, but also manipulate the earth, so many years ago, the dinosaurs suddenly disappeared, and there was a fault in human evolution, all because these species were taken away from the earth by aliens!

In other words, Earth is a testing ground for aliens!

This is by far the broadest version of the apocalypse, and although it has not been published, it is often talked about in familiar circles.

Human beings have established a savior alliance for self-preservation, and several major powers in the East and West are actively cooperating, from the outbreak of the apocalypse to the present, twenty-three wars of annihilation against zombie clusters have been launched, which is only large-scale, not small-scale;

The intelligent races that came to the earth are actually not very intelligent, and they are considered to be the ancient biological races of the earth, and most of them are the main ones, but there are also some people who want to negotiate with these low-intelligence races, but the effect is not good, and it is said that they are seeking skin with tigers;

At present, it is believed that the big-eared dragon, that is, the White-eared dragon people, are intelligent life forms in the Jurassic era, they are the 'humans' that evolved from that era, with a social structure, a blocking mode, a lifestyle, and even a faith!

For example, the reason why they want to take out all the rough stones and put them on the rooftop is actually for worship, and they seem to regard the rough stones as a sacred thing!

The reason why our post-human beings have been claiming that they are the only intelligent beings that exist on the earth is because we don't know anything about the earth!

The earth is very large, it has existed for a long time, and human beings are just a drop in the ocean for the earth.

Since the earth can give birth to human beings, no one knows whether there were other things in prehistoric times, and the so-called fossil archaeology is just an oil head created by archaeologists, which is actually not ......scientific at all."

Xu Yan said so much in one breath.

Yang Mu really didn't know this information.

It doesn't seem to be going well, the world is busy, the crisis continues to come, how long can the army hold out?

There are also conjectures about prehistoric civilizations, this brain hole is too big!

Could it be that humans are just pets kept on Earth by a certain race of highly civilized creatures?

So even the dinosaur ape-man is not extinct, so what about those famous people in history?

For example, Qin Shi Huang, Diao Chan, Tang Ming Emperor, Empress Dowager Cixi!

If aliens can take the dinosaurs and freeze them, and then release them to Earth, then the same can be true for taking the other historical figures away and freezing, and finally releasing them!

Yang Mu only felt dizzy when he thought of this, this Nima's brain hole ...... Not enough.

"OKOK, count you through, continue to seventh."

"Seventh ......"

Xu Yan really cried, tears flowed downward, feeling that he might be dying, and he was seriously injured, but he still had to keep using his brain, blue thin mushrooms!

"Seventh, shall I tell a joke?"

"Say."

"My wife is pregnant...... But the child is not mine! ”

"Huh?"

Yang Mu was a little surprised and looked at the woman beside Xu Yan.

She was also injured, and although the wound was well dressed, the blood still oozed out, and it was all over the bed.

"You say she's pregnant?"

Yang Mu was entangled, no matter how ruthless he was, he would not attack a pregnant woman unless he had to, he had always been in awe of life since he was a child.

He felt that there was no power to stop the birth of a newborn.

In his moral senses, this is a great mistake.

"No, no, no, that's the crux of the joke, my wife is pregnant, and the child is not mine...... And this woman who slept with me was not my wife...... Ha ha..... Hahaha! ”

Xu Yan laughed dryly.

“......”

Yang Mu's eyes widened, a little confused, and then the black line on his forehead floated.

Nima's, this joke is definitely the coldest and coldest he's ever heard!

And the classic thing about the joke is that it is told by the cuckold protagonist himself, and he smirks five times at the end, which is the finishing touch.

Yang Mu actually had no killing intent at this time, Xu Yan brought him too much useful information, making Yang Mu feel that maybe he could let him go, although he wanted to harm himself, but after all, it was only an attempt to ignite the fire, a trivial matter.

"Okay, this one is also yours, but I hope the next three things can have some meaning, my mood was good just now, but it was completely bad to be told by you as a joke!"

Xu Yan cried even more fiercely, not like a big man at all.

Yang Mu hurriedly met with him and made a comparison between him and Gu Dasen.

Gu Dasen is cowardly from the inside out, so it is estimated that it is difficult for him to do anything bad.

And this kid is cowardly on the surface, but he is bad enough in his heart, and he dares to kill at a critical moment.

Whether or not to kill him, just listen to the next three things he said, and see if there is any useful information.

If there is, Yang Mu doesn't mind giving him kindness, anyway, being trapped here is a life of death.

"Eighth ......"

Xu Yan was really going to die of pain.

The thought of three more things to say made him feel that he was going to die.

At this time, the woman in his arms finally spoke.

"The eighth reason why you won't kill us is so simple......"

As she spoke, a strange smile appeared on her face.

"If we kill you, won't you be able to kill us?"