5. If it's a brother, come and cut me
Gu Tao didn't know how to explain to this guy that normal people's eyeballs can't receive anything other than a small part of colored light, and the spirit body belongs to pure energy, just like electrical energy, all people can see is arc discharge, that is, ionic electricity, and most of the time they still have to rely on an electric pen.
Although there is no clear scientific research on the earth for ghosts, ghosts and the like, there is already a complete technology tree in the home planet, although it is not much use to study this thing, most of it is because scientists are really boring, but in the words of the late master of the home planet academic circle, "science is used to analyze everything, there are no unexplained phenomena, only underdeveloped technology", Gu Tao as those guys to study this thing is probably more true than this sentence, in order to show that his technology is developed enough.
"Your little green may have gone to find a girlfriend."
"Little green green has no gender." Xin Chen looked at Gu Tao with an expression that you don't understand, don't talk nonsense: "It's pure yin qi, no memory and no entity, where does the gender come from." β
Although this sentence is a little metaphysical, it is actually similar to the knowledge that Gu Tao has learned, so when this mentally disabled person said such a thing, Gu Tao's expression at that time was very exciting.
"Brush your teeth."
After Xin Chen saw Gu Tao's expression, he seemed to immediately forget about his little green green, turned around and walked into the bathroom, and then the sound of washing sounded inside, as well as Xin Chen's ugly alarm bell.
"Are you hiding something from me? Honestly, are you some kind of cult? β
Gu Tao seemed to catch Xin Chen's unnaturalness, standing at the door of the bathroom, looking at Xin Chen, who was sitting on the toilet with his mobile phone, the two looked at each other but were not embarrassed at all.
"No, haha...... yes, haha......"
"Look at your death." Gu Tao turned around and walked downstairs, but he had already quietly activated the security procedures, and the spider robot in the room came to his two-meter range in an instant.
The spider robots attack range is about five meters, and within five meters they are faster than any bullet, if Xin Chen is a member of a cult organization that runs a black shop, then as long as he wants to do any harm to Gu Tao, the spider robot can tear him to pieces.
"I just found five dollars in the pocket of a change of clothes in the bathroom, you can go buy a cake, we are half each."
When Xin Chen walked down from the upper floor, Gu Tao was squatting at the door of the store to brush his teeth, and after hearing his voice, Gu Tao immediately became vigilant, like a frightened cat, almost without blowing up his hair.
"What are you doing in a daze, it's time to start." Xin Chen came to the counter with a ration bag, turned on the computer and sat down: "I'll start playing games, you go buy cakes, and then we'll have breakfast." β
Gu Tao glanced back at him and found that he didn't seem to have the intention of sneaking up on him because he saw through his true intentions: "You really aren't from a cult?" β
"I don't know if I'm a cult or not." Xin Chen pouted his butt and lay on the counter and said mysteriously: "When I was six years old, an old man passed by my house, and he told my parents that I am the reincarnation of a demon star, and anyone who is too close to me will be unlucky, plus I can see ghosts since I was a child." So my parents believed it, so they stayed away from home all day, and then simply eloped. β
"Why do I sound so miserable?" Gu Tao touched his beardless chin: "Then how did you live so big?" β
"The old man said that as long as they had anything to do with me, they couldn't take it away, so they left everything, and the old man lived in my house, drinking and eating meat with my family's rent all day long, and beat me."
This plot, emmmm...... It's a bit of a fantasy.
Gu Tao stared at Xin Chen and said very seriously: "You may have met a liar." β
"Actually, I think so too, but when the old man is fine, he also taught me something, but it's all some gods and gods, what to subdue demons and subdue demons, what power to cut the world, it's useless to learn, this thing is not recognized by the unit, when looking for a job, people ask me what education I have, I can only say that I dropped out of primary school, what are my specialties...... I usually say that demons are subdued. β
Subduing demons and subduing demons...... Gu Tao couldn't help but laugh, after all, the experience of others was miserable enough, although he felt very happy no matter how he listened to it, but it was really bad if he laughed out loud at this time.
"And then?" Gu Tao took out his ancestral little black book: "You go on." β
"Then he died, and I still didn't know anything, so I could only guard these few houses and eat my old books. And it seems that anyone who is really too close to me will be very unlucky, I have invited several people before you, the last one who walked and walked was smashed to death by a flower pot, the previous one ate fish and was scratched by a fish bone and hemorrhaged to death, and the previous one fell into a sewer without a manhole cover. β
"Dead?"
"No, vegetative."
Gu Tao's expression was as if he saw someone drinking a big bowl of boy urine in front of him and hiccups, thinking that this grandson should really open a black shop, and no guy can survive here? And he's still hiring?
Right!
Gu Tao raised his head and asked angrily, "Then you still recruit me?" β
"I'm not superstitious, the police have also come to investigate, and they all said that it has nothing to do with me, it has nothing to do with it! I am innocent. Xin Chen's expression was stubborn: "Don't you see you're okay?" β
Yes, yes, I'm fine, but if I didn't have a defense system last night and couldn't see your little green, I guess I'd have to be a pretty ghost, and the kind that turned into a ghost.
Gu Tao sat on the stool with his arms in his hands: "I'm quitting." β
"Don't, you'll really be fine, I can see your Yuanyang fire, very, very prosperous!"
"What is Yuanyang Fire?" Gu Tao tilted his head and took out a small notebook: "What does this term mean?" β
"Why I thought you could see Xiao Lulu is because your Yuanyang fire is too strong, I thought you were also a Heavenly Master."
Gu Tao rubbed his face: "First explain what Yuanyang Fire is." β
"People have three fires, Yuanyang fire is the one above the head, the old man said that the more vigorous the Yuanyang fire, the more vigorous the vitality of the person, even if the sky and the earth are cracked, the kind that can survive." Xin Chen said with a serious and sincere face: "Your fire has burned to the roof, and I found out yesterday." β
What's this...... Everyone likes to listen to good words, and Gu Tao is no exception, he was immediately happy when he heard Xin Chen say this. Although I still didn't understand anything like Yuanyang Huo, some people said that they had a good life, and they were very happy.
"Then do you really know how to slay demons and eliminate demons?" Gu Tao looked at Xin Chen suspiciously: "Give me a show?" β
Xin Chen was silent for a while, and then silently raised his head and looked at Gu Tao: "Do you really want to see it?" β
"Really."
"Then you promise me not to leave after reading it, okay? It's been a long time since I've had no one to talk to. β
It's really pitiful, what kind of loneliness is it to say such a thing, but he also looks good-eyed, how good it would be if it was a girl, Gu Tao really thinks that the girls on the earth are very cute, the IQ of the girls on the mother planet is too high, and a joke on the earth can amuse the girls, and the girls who tell a joke on the mother planet have to carry out a logical dialectic, and they are tired to watch.
"Okay, okay, I'll just promise you."
Putting aside Xin Chen's pitiful, in fact, Gu Tao was really not afraid that he could affect himself, when he was training, he had survived a hundred days in the worst environment, and his equipment was the same as now, or even worse, but the surface temperature of that place could reach two hundred and twenty degrees during the day, and the surface temperature at night was only minus seventy-five degrees, as well as large arthropods and strong corrosive liquids that would gush out of the cracks in the ground at midnight.
Arthropods, it's no exaggeration to say that if those things have a slightly higher IQ, there really is nothing to do with humans, their combat effectiveness is definitely twenty times that of humans of the same size, or even higher, and the scene of training at that time can still make Gu Tao shiver when I think about it.
I've faced that kind of situation, how can such a suspected disaster star withstand him?
After getting Gu Tao's reply, Xin Chen walked to the door very happily and pulled down the roller shutter door, and after turning on the light, he took out a long strip of goods wrapped in gray cloth from the bottom of the counter.
βWarningοΌ WarningοΌ β
As soon as this thing was taken out, Gu Tao's watch began to vibrate wildly, and then his solo exoskeleton rushed down directly from the stairs and hung on his wrist, ready to unfold at any time.
Gu Tao didn't cancel the warning, and then retreated to the other side of the house on full alert, watching Xin Chen take out a particularly good-looking long sword from that bag.
Xin Chen held the sword: "The old man told me that this sword will slay the demon god on the top and the ghost on the bottom, level the world, and sweep away the jade sky." β
Scold......
A crisp sound with a long note echoed in the room, and Gu Tao's warning level had also reached the highest, and before he could stop it, his exoskeleton had already automatically worn on his body.
The whole body is matte and black, the joints are a one-piece structure full of science and technology, the four pairs of compound eyes like spiders on the fully enclosed helmet are flashing red, the particle blade extended from the left arm emits a dangerous light, and the photon shield appears on the right arm, and the pulse cannon that pops out of the shoulder has been aimed at Xin Chen.
And Xin Chen, who was holding the sword, looked at Gu Tao, and then dropped the sword to the ground with a bang, although the sword automatically returned to his side, but he didn't react at all, just looked at Gu Tao not far away.
"That's embarrassing." Gu Tao slapped his hand on his helmet and made a dull sound.