"Here's the thing, you listen to me."

"I don't listen, I don't listen!"

"Don't make a fuss, good."

"Then you say, what is that!"

Xin Chen pointed at Gu Tao, his face full of anger, although the two had only known each other for two days, this guy actually started a temper like this, he looked a little stupid, and he didn't have the emotional intelligence of a normal person at all.

But he's stupid, he's stupid, Gu Tao actually patiently explained to him there, even he couldn't figure out why, did he meet true love? Or was it meant to be?

No! Gu Tao believes that this is simply to avoid such a painstaking explanation of his eloquence, and it is definitely not because of special fate, let alone because he feels that this person's brain is not good and needs the care of society.

"You don't have any friends, do you?"

Gu Tao regretted it a little after asking this sentence, Xin Chen...... According to yesterday's social survey of him, this person is not without friends, but without friends at all.

"Okay, when I didn't ask. You have to promise that you can't tell my secret. ”

"Good!" Xin Chen gritted his teeth and nodded.

In fact, this request is simply a snake to add, imagine a friend of the Heavenly Evil Lone Star go out and say to others that I have hired a new Iron Man, guess if others will believe it? Normal people probably won't believe it, right, and if Gu Tao goes out and says to others, "I have a guy who can make the sword fly", I'm afraid the effect will be the same. It's like he never lies about his alien identity, but no one ever believes him.

"Actually, I'm an alien."

"OMG! Are there really aliens? Xin Chen stared at Gu Tao and circled around Gu Tao three times: "Is your body sitting in your current body, controlling your body like driving a car?" ”

Gu Tao brushed away the fingers that had been stretched out to his face: "Watch less movies, if it was a non-human race, the earth would have been wiped out a long time ago, and there would be no non-human race in the entire galaxy." ”

"How do you know? Maybe there are other aliens hiding here like you? ”

Therefore, a layman is a layman, Gu Tao's home planet belongs to a second-class civilization, and the radiation range of a second-class civilization is 50,000 light years, the reason why they are so fascinated by the discovery of the earth and so obsessed is because within their radiation range, the earth is the only civilization with the possibility of evolving into a higher civilization, and the other planets are either still in a primitive single-celled life state or have just appeared in the atmosphere.

As for whether there are other aliens here, Gu Tao can tell him categorically that it is "impossible", because entering the radiation range of a higher civilization without authorization to carry out any behavior is tantamount to declaring war, throughout the galaxy, no civilization will be stupid enough to start a war with a second-class civilization, as for the more advanced first-class civilization only theoretically exists, there is such a saying in the academic world, the second-class civilization is already the civilization with the highest evolutionary process, and it can carry out long-distance interstellar travel and launch interstellar wars, First-class civilizations are recorded in the literature as those who created human beings.

There is a theory on the earth that humans evolved naturally, but this inference has long been refuted on the home planet, because the evolution of a human civilization can be said to be a coincidence, but there are a total of 32 human civilizations known in the entire galaxy, is this also a coincidence?

"I suddenly felt a little scary." Xin Chen gasped: "I really didn't expect you to be human." ”

"You're not human, I went to donate blood last month." Gu Tao took out the blood donation card from his pocket and threw it in front of Xin Chen: "And speaking of which, don't you think there's anything wrong with you?" If I were a giant panda, you would be a golden monkey. ”

"But I'm not an alien!"

"What's the difference!" Gu Tao pouted: "According to my investigation, no one on the earth can suspend five hundred and seventy grams of metal in the air without the help of any equipment. ”

Xin Chen picked up the flying sword on the table that had been re-wrapped in cloth and looked at it: "Is there really nothing?" ”

"Sure, yes, yes."

"Hahahaha, this sentence is outdated, you are too outdated."

Gu Tao could be sure that Xin Chen's brain circuits were not normal, and his focus was easily attracted by some strange places, and then he said some strange things.

"Are you ......" Gu Tao looked at him a lot: "Do you rarely communicate with people?" ”

"It's okay, I usually go out to buy something, and when I collect rent." Xin Chen said with a serious face: "Isn't this all about communicating with people?" ”

"Then let's simulate your usual communication, for example, I'm a vegetable seller, what would you say."

Xin Chen thought for a while, pointed to the empty space in front of Gu Tao and said, "Boss, how much is the cucumber." ”

"Three pieces of five."

"Come on three pounds."

Gu Tao was stunned: "It's gone?" ”

"No, what else do you have to say?"

Understood, this is probably a senior-level house, he didn't go to school, all the knowledge was learned through the old man who occupied his family property, and he has only been learning how to make the five hundred and seventy grams of metal fly for most of his life so far, so even if he is a native of the earth, his understanding of this world is not even as good as Gu Tao, an outsider who has only been here for six years.

However, this guy's learning ability and ability to accept new things are also among the best, he can quickly accept the fact that Gu Tao is an alien, and even understand the purpose of Gu Tao's coming here through a simple description.

In other words, this guy is very smart, although there is a bit of a problem with the brain circuit, but this is two different concepts from IQ.

"Do you usually go around telling people that you're going to use your ...... What sword? ”

"Flying Sword, its name is Dream Bear, and the allusion comes from Flying Bear into the Dream of King Wen."

"Yes, Flying Sword. It's quite a fantasy setting. ”

"No, the old man said that you can't just say it, it will lead to death." Xin Chen spread his hands and said innocently: "But I don't think anyone will believe it." ”

Gu Tao patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, no one believes that it's the best, I tell people everywhere that I'm an alien, no one will investigate me, they will only think that there is something wrong with my brain, just like your demon subduing demons." ”

"But I'm really going to subdue demons."

"I'm really an alien too."

The tone of the two people was bland, but if someone saw the scene just now, I am afraid they would not think that the brains of these two people were not good, at least the flying sword could be covered up with magic, but Gu Tao's armor that was obviously not earth technology had no reason at all.

"Why did you show me? We've only known each other for a day. ”

"The old man said, we have three unique disciplines in one vein, looking at qi, looking at color, looking at face, looking at qi is to look at a person's anger and death, looking at color is to look at a person's eyes, judging the mind through the color of the eyes, looking at the face is to look at a person's face, your face is not a bad person."

Well...... Although Gu Tao didn't understand it, as an investigator, he had a natural curiosity about this kind of thing that he didn't understand, so after listening, he lay on the counter and whispered to Xin Chen: "In this way, how about you teach me?" I don't need it anyway, and I'm curious about how this theology can be applied in real life. ”

Xin Chen hesitated for a while, then nodded lightly: "But you promise me that you can't pass it on to others casually, and you can't use it to do bad things, I will clean up the portal." There is also a prayer to the teacher, I can take in the apprentices on behalf of the teacher, and there is also a ......"

"What else, hurry up."

"If you don't go, okay? I think I'm very attached to you, the kind that falls in love at first sight. I...... No friends. ”

Gu Tao patted him on the shoulder: "I won't leave if you eat and stay." ”

"Okay!" After Xin Chen finished speaking, he took out the package of dog food from the counter: "You eat first, and then give me the five yuan, I'll buy the cakes, and we'll half of each of us." ”