Section 117 The Mysterious Sixth Uncle
My hometown is located in 'Yuanyang City', which is very far away from Qingtian City, where we are located, across two provinces, and it takes about 15 hours to drive, but my father cares about the condition of the second uncle, so let alone 15 hours, even if it is 30 hours, I have to rush back!
After a brief cleanup, we hit the road. Today is Chinese New Year's Eve, and there are few vehicles on the road, so the speed is particularly fast! It's just that my dad is miserable, and I have to drive for more than ten hours in a row......
When we arrived at the 'First People's Hospital of Yuanyang City', it was half past twelve in the middle of the night. Due to the lack of cars on the road, coupled with the fact that my father was in a hurry, the 15-hour journey was 12 hours away!
The second uncle had already come out of the emergency room, but the situation was not optimistic and he was still in a coma, so he was pushed into the intensive care unit again. Outside the intensive care room, there were quite a few people waiting, but only three were relatives of my family. They are the second aunt, Li Yongyan, and the eldest sister-in-law.
My aunt's family came back for the New Year this year, so my aunt was also there.
The eldest sister-in-law is not tall, slightly fat, always has a smile on his face, looks cute and cute, and can make people have a sense of trust. However, if anyone trusts him, they will have to shed some blood!
Of course, this bleeding is not the other. My uncle is a jade merchant, as we all know, jade is a profiteering industry, and you can often see it in shopping malls, a jade bracelet can easily be thousands, tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands! But how many people really understand jade? The so-called appraisal certificate is just a joke, and the layman was bluffed into being stunned, and he was complacent about buying inferior jade at a high price.
Therefore, the eldest sister-in-law is an old fox who likes to do superficial work, has tens of millions of properties, and basically does not contact us at ordinary times. But at this time, they greeted each other warmly, as if they were old friends who knew each other well.
The second aunt's eyes were red from crying, holding her mother's hand tightly, and crying while complaining.
I listened and learned what happened: it turned out that the second uncle was fine yesterday and there was nothing abnormal, but this morning he suddenly became unconscious, his breathing was weak, his limbs were cold, and his heartbeat was like nothing. After all, the cousin of the aunt's family is a high-achieving student, and she can see at a glance that this is a symptom of shock! The relatives hurriedly sent the second uncle to the hospital, and it became like this.
The second aunt cried very sadly: "Why did this good person have a heart attack?" Yongyan is not married yet, if he dies, how will we live in the future. ”
The mother patted her on the back and comforted: "Don't worry, second sister-in-law, the second brother will be fine." ”
But everyone knows in their hearts that the chance of getting better is very slim......
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After a night of keeping watch outside the intensive care unit, the situation still did not improve, and at about 8 o'clock in the morning, my grandmother and her party also rushed over.
Grandma is over eighty years old, holding grandma, is a young girl about twenty years old, she is tall, with good facial features, fair skin, wearing a beige windbreaker, which highlights her slender figure. If you read it right, this should be a Burberry classic trench coat, worth more than 10,000 yuan. This girl is my eldest cousin and I haven't seen her in years.
There is also a middle-aged woman, slightly chubby, and seventy percent similar to the eldest cousin, this is the eldest cousin's mother and my aunt.
In addition, there was an old man behind him, but this was not my grandfather, because he died more than ten years ago. I don't know who this old man is. But...... When the second aunt and Li Yongyan saw him, they showed excited eyes.
The second aunt knelt down for the old man with a puff and begged: "Sixth uncle, please save my family and the country!" ”
The 'sixth uncle' helped her up, and said with a serious face: "Don't worry, with the old man here, it will be difficult for Li Guoqiang to die!" ”
Hearing this, I couldn't help but be a little surprised, and said in my heart, could it be that this old man is a Chinese medicine doctor? I pulled Li Yongyan aside and asked in a low voice, "Brother Yan, who is this old man?" ”
Li Yongyan's face was full of reverence: "That is a very powerful gentleman, who has the ability to 'pass the yin'!" He has only moved into the village in recent years, and no one knows where he came from or his name, only that his surname is Zhao, and my parents call him Uncle Six. Although it has only been a short time since moving into the village, it is very famous! Some time ago, Chubby's father was hit by a car, and everyone was already out of breath, but the 'sixth uncle' went to the underworld to find his soul back! ”
Can you go to Hades? Could it be that this is a powerful Taoist priest? I couldn't lose my courtesy, so I hurriedly walked up to him, made a hidden sword finger, bent down slightly and said, "Hello senior." ”
Unexpectedly, the old man waved his hand and said impatiently: "The little kid flashed to the side, don't hinder me from saving people!" ”
Grandma shouted anxiously: "Xiaolong, don't you come back soon, do you want to be angry with grandma?" ”
The eldest aunt, the second aunt and others also showed dissatisfaction, and seemed to trust this 'mysterious sixth uncle' very much.
Seeing that I had aroused the anger of the public, my mother hurriedly played a round game, and shouted while winning: "Xiaolong, what are you messing with?" Why don't you come over yet? ”
I nodded, left the crowd, leaned against the wall, and thought to myself.
The old man obviously saw me knotting my sword, this is a unique Taoist way of saluting, why didn't he react?
Just when I was puzzled, I suddenly heard footsteps approaching, and when I turned my head, I saw that it was my eldest cousin. She walked up to me, looked at me, and suddenly stretched out her hand and pinched my face: "Stinky boy, I haven't seen you for a few years, but I have turned white." ”
"Big cousin, if you do this again, I'm going to call you."
The eldest cousin snorted, let go of her hand and said, "Who is rare with you, I just want to ask what kind of cosmetics you use, remember that your skin was not so good before." ”
I replied nonchalantly, "Cheap facial cleanser, you can also try it if you are interested." ”
The secret to my skin getting better is the thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflori, which is hard to find, let alone mass-produced.
The eldest cousin obviously didn't believe it: "How can a cheap facial cleanser have such an effect?" Let's be honest. ”
I made a 'shhhh
But he seemed to be reciting the mantra too slowly, and before he could finish it, the flames burned to his hands, and out of instinctive reaction, he hurriedly threw the charm on the ground! It hurts so much that the tears are about to fall! The person next to him hurriedly asked, "Sixth uncle, you don't matter, right?" ”
The mysterious sixth uncle was a little embarrassed, but he quickly covered it up, sighed and said, "Alas, it's really old, and he was punished just after peeking into a little heavenly opportunity." But fortunately, it's calculated, your man will have a catastrophe tonight, if you can survive it, you will save the day, and if you can't survive, prepare for the future. ”
"Sixth uncle! Please, you must break this catastrophe? Save my second brother! As she spoke, the aunt took out a wad of money from her brand-name handbag, and without counting it, she stuffed it into the old man's hand, which seemed to be five or six thousand.
Feeling the thickness of the pile of money, the mysterious sixth uncle seemed to have made some decision, and showed an expression of generosity to death: "Okay! In that case, I will personally go to the underworld and bring back your brother's soul!" Don't let anyone bother me for the rest of the year. As he spoke, the old man sat on the chair, closed his eyes, and tilted his head, as if he had really gone to the 'underworld'.
"It's saved."
"Yes, yes, as long as the sixth uncle passes through the yin, even the dead can be saved!"
Hearing the discussion of relatives, as well as the mysterious sixth uncle who crooked his neck and pretended to be dead, the corners of my mouth twitched a few times, and I said in my heart that this thing is doing the same thing as Master Jiang, and they are all liars! He didn't know Taoism at all, and he had to use a lighter to order a charm, and besides, the charm was also a fake, and it was printed at first glance.
Since I was thinking, my eyes were a little dumbfounded, and the eldest cousin pouted and asked, "You also believe this?" ”
I didn't answer, just nodded, and the eldest cousin felt bored and said, "I really don't know how your teacher taught you." ”
In fact, I used to oppose superstition, but after entering the Taoist profession, I couldn't believe it or not, and two days ago I even subdued a shadow corpse! Although I know that the mysterious sixth uncle is a liar, I will not expose it, because my relatives worship him, and I don't want to ask for it.
After more than ten minutes, the mysterious sixth uncle suddenly opened his eyes, sat up, and said, "Okay!" I have already consulted with King Yama, and he said that he would give me face and would not accept this soul. ”
"That's great, I wonder when my brother will wake up?" The aunt asked.
"Well...... Probably tonight. ”
"Sixth uncle, just in case, please stay in the town tonight."
The sixth uncle showed a look of embarrassment, and the aunt added: "Don't worry, I won't let you suffer in vain." ”
"That's good! The old man will stay here tonight!! ”
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On the first day of the Lunar New Year, every family was lit up, but on this festive day, our family spent it in the hospital.
In the evening, the second uncle still showed no signs of waking up, and the grandmother was old and a little unbearable, so the parents drove the grandmother home, and the eldest uncle also went back, they all didn't close their eyes for two days and one night, and ordinary people couldn't stay up. As for me, I didn't mean to be tired yet, so I took the initiative to stay.
The mysterious sixth uncle was showing his aunt palmistry at this time, and the aunt was stunned, I don't know much about physiognomy, but I also know that this old man is completely nonsense, saying that the aunt has a good life, is a rich and noble appearance, has a long lifeline, and can live to be over 80 years old. Do you still need to say this? The aunt and cousin are full of famous brands, and they can see at a glance that they are rich people, as for living to be 80 years old? Anyway, when my aunt was eighty years old, the old man would have died a long time ago, and it would be impossible to provide 'after-sales service'......
I had already opened my dark eyes, and I could see a few ghosts floating in the hallway from time to time, but there were not many of them.
The eldest cousin sat not far away, crossed Erlang's legs, and played with his mobile phone.
Li Yongyan was in a heavy mood and paced back and forth in the corridor......
Around 8 p.m., I was feeling a little bored and wanted to go out to get some air. But as soon as I stood up, I found a ghost floating out of the door of the intensive care unit, it was a middle-aged male ghost, wearing a hospital gown, with a confused face, it was the second uncle I hadn't seen for a few years!
I sighed, patted Li Yongyan, who was sitting next to me, and said, "Your father is dead, and the mourning is ......."