Section 118 Five Small
"What?" Li Yongyan raised his head suddenly.
The aunt said not far away: "Xiaolong, what are you talking nonsense? The mouth is so unlucky? The 'sixth uncle' has told King Yama that he will not accept the soul of your second uncle. ”
The sixth uncle also stood up and said dissatisfiedly: "That's right! I cost myself three years of life to ......."
But before he finished speaking, the door of the intensive care unit was suddenly pushed open, and a nurse poked her head out and asked, "Who is Li Guoqiang's family?" ”
The second aunt quickly stood up: "I am!" Is he awake? ”
"No, Li Guoqiang's heart stopped beating, and the doctor said that there was no need to rescue, because the blood supply to important organs and tissues was insufficient, and many internal organs had been seriously damaged. The nurse asked.
Hearing the news, the exhausted second aunt fainted directly! Fortunately, I was quick and held her up.
The aunt said to the nurse, "Help! ”
I couldn't help but interject: "Auntie, forget it, you can't save it." ”
"Listen to me, rescue immediately!"
The nurse nodded and closed the door to the intensive care unit.
My aunt glared at me, then looked at the mysterious sixth uncle with more respectful eyes, and said, "You are too accurate! I say my brother will be killed in the evening, but he's sure he's going to save the day, right? After all, you've already consulted with King Yama. ”
The sixth uncle pretended to be calm and said, "That's right! However, for the sake of safety, the old man decided to go through the yin again! ”
After saying that, he closed his eyes, tilted his head, and began to play dead again......
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I went farther away, lest my aunt talk about my crow's mouth. The soul of the second uncle has left the body, which means that the vitality is dead, no matter how much you rescue it, it is useless, even if it is a thousand years old, He Shou Wu can't be saved, the nurse is right, there is no need to rescue.
As a new ghost, the second uncle's eyes were full of confusion. However, after seeing the second aunt in a coma, he called the second aunt's name loudly, but it was a pity...... No one could hear it but me. He even floated in front of his aunt and Li Yongyan to shout, but the two of them didn't react at all.
I didn't plan to go over and talk to my second uncle, because I didn't want to expose my abilities. But I will choose a cemetery with good feng shui so that his children and grandchildren will be safe, and this is the only thing I can do.
Just when I was secretly sad, my eldest cousin came over and asked in a low voice, "How do you know that your uncle is dead?" And before that nurse came out? Do you have the superpower to predict life and death? ”
Due to the different kinship, I want to call the second uncle, but she wants to call the eldest uncle.
"Didn't you say against superstition? How do you still believe in superpowers? ”
"Superpowers can be explained scientifically by means of genetic mutations, or being bitten by a spider." The eldest cousin quibbled.
I wouldn't discuss this with her, so I casually said, "I was also blinded just now." ”
"Impossible! A few seconds after you finished speaking, the nurse announced the death of your uncle! ”
At this time, the door of the intensive care unit opened again, and the nurse announced again: the patient was ineffective in resuscitation, died, and asked the family to arrange the funeral.
Hearing this, many beads of sweat appeared on the forehead of the mysterious sixth uncle, and I squinted my eyes slightly, wanting to see how he could cope with this embarrassing situation, after all, he threatened during the day that he had rescued the second uncle from the hands of the king of Yama.
At this time, I saw that the sixth uncle opened his eyes and spurted blood violently! At the same time, he clutched his chest and shouted, "Oops! ”
The aunt asked with a cold face, "What's the cake?" Didn't you say during the day that you had saved my brother's soul? ”
The sixth uncle pretended to be depressed: "That's right! I did tell King Yama, but he forgot to tell the judge! And "The Book of Life and Death" is in the hands of the judge, as soon as the hour comes, Li Guoqiang's soul was caught by black and white impermanence to the underworld, and when I reasoned with them, I was injured by the judge. Alas! This time, even the old man has no power to return to the sky! But don't worry, the old man will choose the best tomb within a radius of 100 miles! Bury your brother there and ensure that the offspring will be rich! Full of children and grandchildren! ”
Because this guy was well-organized, the aunt believed him again: "Forget the sixth uncle, you can't be blamed for this." However, please preside over the funeral in person, rest assured, you will not be affected in vain......"
The 'sixth uncle' really spent a lot of money to prevent goofs, if he guessed correctly, he should have bit his tongue.
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The eldest cousin's eyes lit up, and she said excitedly: "Hey, you guessed it right, my uncle really didn't rescue him." ”
"Are you happy that you weren't rescued? Don't let Li Yongyan hear this, otherwise he will fight with you. ”
"Oh, it's not." The eldest cousin hurriedly explained: "I'm not happy, it's just that you guessed twice in a row, and you're just a little excited." ”
I shrugged my shoulders: "Blind." ”
At this time, the aunt was busy calling the funeral home, asking the funeral home to send a hearse, and also asking about the price of shrouds and urns......
The mysterious sixth uncle took the opportunity to squirm over and said to the eldest cousin: "Girl, the old man will show you palmistry." ”
The eldest cousin was disdainful, and said without raising her head: "Don't look." ”
"Then it's okay to look at the face, girl, your heavenly court is full, and the earth pavilion is round, and you are blessed at a glance."
Burst!! I almost spurted blood! Such an old-fashioned line, are you embarrassed to take it out? I didn't want to deal with this liar, but he actually paid attention to me! said: "Girl, the face of this kid next to you is much worse, where the specific difference is, the old man can't say, anyway, it's very bad!" No blessings! I can't marry a wife yet! ”
Even though I have cultivation, I can't help but get angry! It doesn't matter if I say I'm not blessed, I even say that I can't marry a wife! This old man is so venomous, if he doesn't teach him a lesson, isn't he going to heaven? So I said, "I know a little bit about physiognomy. "Taiqing Shenjian" has a cloud: "The shape of five small, one head is small, the second eye is small, the third abdomen is small, the four ears are small, and the mouth is small." If the five are upright and the small ones are, they are noble. or three or four small and one or two large, then the Lord should be poor. And your predecessors have a small head, small eyes, small mouth, and small ears, but you have a big belly, which is a poor appearance. So I was poor all my life, I don't know if what I said was right? ”
The old man's face changed: "What four small and five small, I haven't heard of it!" You kid is full of nonsense, hum, the old man is too lazy to pay attention to you. ”
After saying that, he walked into the distance, a little bit of a desert and fled.
But I regretted it a little, because my eldest cousin's eyes lit up, as if she had seen a diamond: "Yo?! Do you still look at faces? And he said it one by one, and scared the old man away! If you have two moments, show me quickly. ”
"Didn't the 'sixth uncle' show you just now? The heavenly court is full and the earth is round, and it is a blessed appearance. ”
"His deceptive methods are too backward for a fool to believe him."
I was a little speechless and said, "Your words scolded my aunt, grandmother, second aunt, and Li Yongyan." You know, they worship the mysterious sixth uncle. ”
The eldest cousin also realized that she had made a mistake: "I ...... I don't care, if you don't read it anyway, I'll tell you your secret. ”
Confucius said: Only women and villains are difficult to raise. This means that don't try to argue with women, there is no reason for a creature on this planet that can bleed seven days a month without dying.
I sighed, looked at my eldest cousin and said, "Your Tian Mansion is open, your chin is plump, and you are the face of a noble husband; The bridge of the nose is high, and it is blessed to be in power; If the eyebrows are clear and shiny, they are healthy; The person is clear and profound, representing wisdom and longevity, and filial piety. ”
The eldest cousin's face was happy: "Really? ”
"Physiognomy is not 100% accurate, and I know a little bit about it, so don't take it too seriously......"
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After a short time, the body of the second uncle was pushed out of the intensive care unit and will be temporarily stored in the morgue, and then transported to the crematorium when the hearse comes. But when the body was pushed out, I frowned! Stopped the surgery cart and said, "Wait, can you let me see the body." ”
The nurse stopped the cart and I lifted the white cloth from the corpse's head, my eyebrows furrowed even deeper! Because there is a very heavy yin qi on the corpse, it will inevitably change tonight! And this yin qi also shows that the second uncle did not die normally, but the yin qi invaded the body and died! If I had seen him sooner, I would have been able to save him!
Damn it! What kind of ghost actually harmed my second uncle?
After the body was pushed away, the eldest cousin asked in a low voice, "Hey, did you predict anything again?" ”
"Nope." As I spoke, I walked deeper into the hallway.
The eldest cousin chased after a few steps and asked, "Where are you going?" ”
"Toilet."
The eldest cousin took a sip and didn't chase after him......
After entering the toilet, I formed a sword finger with my right hand, took out a yin charm from my pocket, and ignited it out of thin air! Then he put the green flame on his hand and rubbed it, so that his hands were stained with yin qi! After that, I went back to the door of the intensive care unit, grabbed the second uncle's soul, and dragged him into the toilet.
Because of the yin qi on his hands, he is able to capture the soul.
The second uncle asked in surprise, "Xiaolong, can you see me?" ”
I nodded: "Yes, second uncle, there are a few questions now, you must answer truthfully, how did you die?" ”
"Isn't it a heart attack? Xiaolong, since you can see me, can you help bring a few words to your second aunt......
"This is easy to say, but second uncle, you are yin qi invading the body...... Forget it, let me put it another way, when did you start feeling cold? ”
"Cold?" The second uncle's soul thought for a while: "It seems that the night before the Chinese New Year, I rode to Pine Village and delivered bean bags to my father-in-law, but when I came back, I got lost and rode into a mass grave!" I felt scared, and then I rode hard, and finally found my way, and when I got home, I felt cold all the time, and then I didn't know anything. ”
Mass graves? There must be something terrible! But now there's a bigger problem waiting for me to deal with! The body of the second uncle will be transformed tonight......
(Today's update)