Chapter 53: Father and Daughter Pretending to Be Mixed
Some of the little girls had little stars in their eyes and whispered.
"This man is such a man. ”
"yes, he talks so handsomely!"
"Is that talking? That's swearing! It's still swearing, but I like ......."
"Not only scolding, but also being more manly when hitting people. ”
"It's not common to see a bloody man like this these days! It's so handsome! It's cool......"
......
Han Yuzhu listened to the whispers around him, and he was helpless for a while, this group of girls.
But I also unconsciously agree with these people's words, when I play the piano, I seem to be more handsome when I beat people!
Phew!
Han Yuzhu: Don't you usually hate violent people the most?
Han Jie naturally heard the people around him talking, and none of the staff who were usually respectful to him lent a helping hand, even Han Yuzhu and Wu Xueying didn't mean to speak to him, his face was blue and purple for a while, but he didn't speak anymore, just looked at Ye Qiu resentfully.
Seeing that Han Jie stopped talking, Ye Qiu nodded with satisfaction, clapped his hands and stood up.
It seemed that he suddenly thought of something, picked up his hand and sniffed it far away from his nose, and then suddenly took it away, looking extremely disgusted.
"Damn retarded! ”
Then Shi Shiran raised his hands above his head.
Everyone present was stunned, what is this for? Surrender? Surrender?
Han Yuzhu's heart tightened, and he hurriedly said: "Mr. Ye, you don't have to be like this, it's okay......"
But before the words were finished, Han Yuzhu immediately swallowed the words into his stomach.
I saw that the little Lori on Ye Qiu's neck, who had not made a sound, slowly took out a wet towel from the small pocket of the princess skirt and slowly opened it.
first wiped Ye Qiu's left hand, then wiped his right hand, palm, back of hand, fingers, and even his nails.
At this moment, everyone present, except for Ye Qiu, was stunned.
Nima, it turns out that it's not about turning herself in, it's about wiping your hands!
This is not Ye Qiu's self-directed and self-acting, he completely believes in Baba's wit and intelligence, and can understand what he means, Ye Qiu filled a few wipes in Baba's small pocket in the morning. Don't look at Ye Qiu himself, he is informal, but when he treats children, he should pay more attention to hygiene.
Sure enough, Baa Baa did not disappoint him, and this skillful cooperation seemed to have been practiced thousands of times.
All of them had strange faces.
This kid, God!
Then I saw little Lori's chubby little hand pinching the wet wipe, and threw it at Han Jie in disgust and pouted: "Stinky! Scum is the most annoying!"
Everyone was amused by the strange appearance of Baa.
"Why is this kid so smart?"
"yes, it's a villain at all!"
"It's going to make up for it!
"This father is not an ordinary person at first glance, and it is not surprising that he can educate such an outstanding child. ”
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, I have completed the father-daughter mixed pretend, fight the tiger brothers, pretend to be a father-daughter soldier, and reward the pretend to be worth 3000. ”
Han Jie himself was choked by Ye Qiu's anger, and this time he was insulted by a child, and he was suddenly angry, his eyes rolled and he fainted.
Good guy, I was directly stunned!
Ye Qiu's heart is happy, good girl, this assist, perfect!
"Tut-tut, I really have to call an ambulance this time, alas......"
Ye Qiu looked compassionate, Han Yuzhu rolled his eyes, Wu Xueying also frowned, and secretly said that this person is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp.
"Let's go, follow me upstairs to see Sister Lingxi. ”
Ye Qiu was stunned when he heard this, and secretly said that it was really this girl looking for herself, nodded and said, "Okay." ”
didn't say much, and was about to leave with Han Yuzhu, but he seemed to remember something and suddenly stopped, looked back at Liu Dongdao: "I really don't have any background, I'm just an ordinary security guard." ”
But he suddenly remembered that he hadn't joined the company yet, and then said: "Not yet, not necessarily admitted, now I'm just an unemployed vagrant, plus a full-time dad, so if you want to find any trouble, just come, it's still the old saying, I'll call someone, I'm your father." ”
"Poof!"
Han Yuzhu couldn't hold back, and immediately laughed, but quickly retracted it, just looking at her shrugged shoulders, he knew that she couldn't bear it.
Everyone looked at Ye Qiu in a daze.
What do you say you're a security guard?
You're such a security guard, so awesome, go to the grave and burn newspapers to fool the ghost?
broke Liu Dong's finger without saying a word, and almost didn't strangle Han Jie to death, Han Yuzhu personally came down to greet him, and dared to touch Han Yuzhu's head.
You tell us you're a security guard?
You're a security guard in the South-South Sea!
"Ding-dong!
"Ding Dong! can't complain, it's really suffocating the system!"
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, who has passed the novice stage at the fastest speed in history, and has already gotten a glimpse of the way in the realm of pretending, and is no longer a new and tender rookie. (Sprinkle flowers)"
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, you have already achieved the following level in the novice stage:
The front is pretended, the side is pretended, the delicious is cute;
Literary and artistic force, domineering force, cold force, deep force;
The unfathomable, the mysterious, the reasonable, the brave;
Father-daughter mixed pretending, pretending to be a big crit and many other tricks of pretending to be forced, won the honorary title of "the strongest pretending novice in history". Charisma permanent 1. ”
Ye Qiu was stunned for a moment, what was going on? Immediately asked in his heart, "You just finished upgrading?" What is the prompt just now?"
"Ding Dong! The prompt just now is an auxiliary backup prompt of the system. ”
Friendly reminder, don't interrupt the system, the return of the system king still needs to nag a few words. ”
Ye Qiu smiled bitterly, he said that he didn't get complained about by the system just now, it turned out to be a backup prompt, and the real system was still like this.
"Come on, come on, you continue, I haven't spoken all night, why don't I suffocate you. ”
"Ding Dong! Suffocate me, you'll be dumbfounded!"
“......”
"Ding Dong! The system has been updated and upgraded successfully, and the legendary attribute of the mystery begins: luck. ”
"Ding Dong! The lottery system has been upgraded, and the Devil's Roulette section has been opened. ”
"Ding Dong! The host has been out of the novice category, the original preferential policy has been cancelled accordingly, and all item skills have been restored to their original prices. ”
Ye Qiu is now extremely sensitive when he hears something about the price, he was ruthlessly cheated by the system when the system was upgraded, what is the matter with this restoration of the original price?
"What does it mean to restore the original price? I need an explanation!"
"Ding Dong!, that is, the original host's purchase items in the novice period are all purchased at a discount, for example, the purchase price of various skill specialization hosts is 300 points, and it will be restored to 3000 points after the original price is restored. ”
"What do you mean? The system upgrade pits me by 1 million, even if you want to raise the price, you really don't know how to count?!"
"Ding Dong! The host system doesn't want to listen to it when it talks like this, what is it to pit you, that is the only way for you to grow, the pain you must go through to turn into a butterfly, and it is the driving force for you to urge you to forge ahead.
And the so-called price increase is even more slanderous, the system has already explained, this is a return to the original price, the original is a discount price OK?"
Ye Qiu suddenly felt that he was running out of words, Nima's system seemed to be becoming more and more humane after the upgrade, which also carried a kind of mysterious chicken soup attribute.