Although the system is so pitted, Ye Qiu can't help it, although he can usually joke with the system, but he knows that the system does what it says.

Grass, you don't believe it, the nine-foot-tall man can still be stumped by a little pretending, Lao Tzu will never bow to the evil forces, and suddenly anger rises from his heart, evil is born to the side of the guts, and he completely opens up with a breath......

"Brother Tong, can't we discuss?"

"Ding Dong! It's not easy to call my brother, and the system doesn't have vanity attributes. ”

"Our brothers are so familiar, accommodating, accommodating, what's that...... There's a kickback! Wouldn't it be okay if I give you some kickback?"

When he said this, Ye Qiu found that the system suddenly fell silent.

Ye Qiu was happy in his heart, this was also his inspiration, he felt that the system was becoming more and more humane, so he started to bargain, but he didn't expect that there was really a door.

"Ding-dong......! System...... The two sleeves are clean, honest and honest, and never ...... Never eat to take the card to ask. ”

Ye Qiu was suddenly ecstatic, he finally found the loophole in the system, it turned out that the system was not really meticulous, and it would definitely be infected by the bad habits of human nature on the way to humanization.

What does this prove, this is his chance to turn over the serf and put the song!

Ye Qiu suddenly roared in his heart, as if a football commentator had seen a goal, and said frantically:

Penalty kick!

Penalty kick!

Ye Qiu has made a meritorious service!

Ye Qiu has made a meritorious service!

Don't give the system any chance!

He inherited the glorious tradition of the bargaining circle. Grocery shopping aunts, housewives, at this moment the soul is possessed! Ye Qiu He represents the long history and tradition of the little bargaining expert, at this moment he is not alone in the fight, he is not alone!

Ye Qiu suppressed his ecstasy and pretended to be disdainful: "Don't talk about the calf, I don't know you yet!

Hey!

Now that you can really bargain!

So...... I'll give you a routine!

"Ding Dong! Why do you have to know each other when you meet, and ask you if it's worth it?"

Ye Qiu was stunned for a moment, grass, the young man has some ability! But you are still far away!

"Once the sea was difficult to water, two folds are not given in vain!"

"Ding Dong! The spring breeze does not pass the Yumen Pass, and the minimum can only be eight or three folds. ”

The more Ye Qiu talked, the happier he became, thinking that he would be in various night markets all year round, and his bargaining level was comparable to that of a grocery shopping aunt. You must know that when you bargain, you can't believe what the seller says about the lowest price, since you are still talking to yourself, it means that there is room to continue to talk.

"The lotus flowers are different from the sun, and the three folds ask you never from?"

"Ding Dong! There is no grass at the end of the world, and seven folds cannot be less!"

Ye Qiu showed a confident smile and gradually got better.

"Why bother to love a flower, more than four folds my fool!"

"Ding Dong! There is true love everywhere in the world, don't play tricks on the host!"

"It's common to see it in King Qi's house, and five folds is my bottom line!"

After that, the host needs to pay 5% of the purchased items separately to the system. ”

"Good...... Deal!"

Ye Qiu was almost knocked down by a sudden luck!

Tears of excitement seemed to blur his eyes in an instant.

And he succeeded!

The revolt is over!

The Ye Qiu team won and eliminated the system team!

He didn't fall in front of the system again, the great bargaining tradition!

Happy birthday Ye Qiu today! Long live victory!

Thank you Ye Jianxiang for your passionate explanation.

Immediately after that, the system panel pops up instantly:

Name: Ye Qiu

Title: Compound pretending to force talents, pretending to be literary and artistic youth, and pretending to be the strongest novice in history

Strength: 9

Dexterity: 8

Intelligence: 11

Pretend Force: 121010250 (Title bonus)

Charisma: 7

Luck: ???

Special Benefits: 50% off on items and skills produced by the system

Skills: Junior Scout Skills (Integrating the Military Skills of the Host), Master Wing Chun Specialization, Singing Specialization, Performance Specialization, Cooking Specialization,

Looking at the discount sign on the system interface, Ye Qiu let out a long breath, five folds This is his best effort, if he continues to rip it off, he will rely on the few ancient poems he memorized, but his donkey skills will be poor.

A sense of accomplishment arose, he had the upper hand for the first time in the fight against the system, but he was not proud, it was just a symbolic step, symbolizing the bright future of his counter-attack!

The system or something, destined to sing conquest on its knees!

Grandpa Mao said it well.

It's fun to fight with the sky.

Fighting the ground is a lot of fun.

It's fun to fight with people.

And one more sentence...... It's fun to fight with the system.

"Okay, it's over, Xiao Tongzi retreat, I'm going to pretend to be forced. ”

Ye Qiu said proudly.

"Ding Dong! Stupid host, goodbye, I wish you persistent efforts! Dapeng rises with the wind one day, and the shaking pretends to force 90,000 miles!"

“......”

Although Ye Qiu seemed to have been communicating with the system for a long time, it had only been more than ten seconds in the outside world.

But these ten seconds of silence made the audience silent.

Ye Qiu didn't speak, it seemed that no one else dared to make the slightest sound.

Then Liu Dong saw that Ye Qiu had been staring at him after speaking, and he was scared and cried again.

"Woo...... I'm sorry...... Am I wrong...... It's me who is cheap...... Whining...... I shouldn't have provoked you...... Whining...... Don't dare to retaliate...... You're my dad......"

Ye Qiu couldn't help laughing suddenly, seeing what he was scared of the child, he was still a little ashamed in his heart, and immediately said with relief: "Knowing mistakes can improve a lot, the prodigal son will not change his money, it is good that you can have this understanding, I forgive you, hurry up and take your master to the hospital, look at your hands, don't leave any disabilities." ”

Liu Dong's face immediately changed when he heard Ye Qiu say this, could it be that this person is testing himself? Immediately hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I resigned, I won't do it, I broke off relations with Han Jie, and my fingers are gone, please let me go." ”

Ye Qiu was almost choked to death by Liu Dong's reaction, looking at the strange eyes that everyone looked at him, Ye Qiu suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"That...... That was not what I meant. ”

Liu Dong was shocked and shook his head repeatedly.

"No, no, no, this is all my initiative to ask, only this severed finger can let me remember this lesson, I thank you old man, you are my life coach, the guiding light......"

"Stop!"

Ye Qiu was blackened by Liu Dong, and said angrily: "Forget it, forget it, you can do whatever you like." ”

Everyone was also amused by Liu Dong's strangeness, it seemed that they were really frightened by Ye Qiu.

"Thank you, thank you for raising your noble hand, your great kindness and virtue are unforgettable......"

So, Ye Qiu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and under the gaze of everyone and the laughter of countless people, he pulled Han Yuzhu and left happily.