(a)

In Jia Xiaodao's impression, Lin Feng's girlfriend is not just Xu Anqi alone, but many, many more. At school, Jia Xiaodao watched Lin Feng change his girlfriend, as if he was watching flowers.

So, after graduation, what did Lin Feng do and what great achievements did he make? First of all, he picked up 4 girls, got 3 jobs, slept 45 times, and had 17 verbal fights with his father.

No, Lin Feng was drinking sullen wine in the entertainment bar, and next to him was his high school classmate Zhang Mao. Zhang Mao patted Lin Feng on the shoulder and said, "Dude, how did you do in your mother's company after graduation?" ”

"Don't mention it, it's annoying, I'm no longer working in my mother's company, and the employees in the company can't stand the look in my eyes, either they show envy to me, or they pretend to greet me. Damn, I hate that look. Lin Feng drank a glass of beer, pursed his lips and said to Zhang Mao.

"Hehe, this is normal, who called you a rich child, people are envious and jealous of you."

"Come on, don't you feel that those eyes, like cobras, make people feel scared?"

"I'm quite proud, hey, you go to your father's TV station, become a reporter or editor or something, and then stay for two years and become a middle-level cadre." Zhang Mao ordered two more bottles of beer and continued.

"Me? Being a journalist? I couldn't write essays well in elementary school, so I became a reporter. Not to mention being an editor. I know that there is a Confucius, Mencius, Qu Yuan, Li Bai, I don't know anything else, and besides, I'm not interested in that thing. It's really too mixed to see! ”

"You're better, I hate literature, I said that those writers have nothing to do when they are full of food all day, what articles they write, all the good years are wasted, go out and soak a few more girls, and have fun in time. Don't waste your youth. 'Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic'. ”

"It seems that you have grown a lot, and you are more interested in women. By the way, today we make a bet that whoever soaks the woman in bed first will lose 200 oceans. Lin Feng said with a lewd smile.

"No problem, let's get moving." After speaking, Lin Feng and Zhang Mao each walked towards the crowded place in the dance hall with two beers in their hands.

Yes, this is not surprising. Lin Feng and his brothers often pick up girls in this way, and I don't know how many times they have encountered ***.

Nowadays, women are open, and as long as they feel it, as long as they are happy that day, they will accompany you to bed. When Lin Feng was in college, he met many music chicks in the bar behind the school, all of whom were fucking smart and charming. The woman Lin Feng once met in a bar was a sophomore. Singing is very good, if the opportunity is good, he would have been a fucking star a long time ago. Lin Feng was trembling in his heart when he slept with him.

Yes, a man like Lin Feng who has been in love for many years has almost no heartbeat, but that woman is not ordinary, and she seduces Lin Feng to the point of fascination. Lin Feng thought that Van Gogh liked a prostitute who dared to cut off his ears, so this woman was amazingly beautiful, and the man was willing to cut off his little cock.

That night, Lin Feng came 7 times, breaking his highest record. His highest record was set with his girlfriend in high school, all because he didn't have sex during a summer vacation. And this time, Lin Feng is completely free to play. Lin Feng knew from this woman that in fact, many women in the music department were selling outside, and some even sold them for 250 yuan a night.

Lin Feng was not surprised, because he once came back from a taxi, and the driver said to him: "The girl from the music department of your school feels good, tight and tight, and cheap." When Lin Feng heard this, he smiled coldly. The world is full of wonders. Lin Feng jokingly said: "When will you introduce one to me, let me also taste ***, what is the taste." Every day when I see those cars driving to the door of the school's girls' dormitory, I know that there are many little sisters who are going to spend a good night. "Men don't have a good thing. That's what a music woman said. So they got into a fight and went on 'fighting'.

(b)

"Miss, could I please have a drink?" Lin Feng walked up to a woman dressed charmingly and said.

"Hehe, I don't know how to drink." The woman said a little shyly, looking pure and beautiful.

"It's okay, I'll teach you." Lin Feng leaned his body closer to the woman.

"Hehe, you're such a kraft candy." The woman smiled and showed her snow-white teeth.

"Where, Yuan Hao asked if it was written in "Touching the Fish" that 'ask the world, what is the love, and make life and death promise'. Yes, how can you control your feelings? Just as your beauty is innate. ”

"Hehe, why don't you say it, great men are also unable to extricate themselves from their feelings. Dante wrote "The New Life" because he loved Béatrich, Petrarch wrote "Songbook" because he liked Laura, and Pushkin wrote love poems that touched the world and shocked the world. And what about yourself? Hehe. ”

"That's what I mean. Hey, who told you to have a natural visual effect. By the way, miss, I'll tell you a joke. After a night of passion, Arin got up and pulled a cigarette out of his trouser pocket, but could not find his lighter, so Arin asked the girl if there was a fire nearby. There seemed to be matches in the first drawer. The girl replied. Alin opened the drawer of the bedside table and saw a matchbox, and there was a photo of a strange man under the matchbox, Alin felt very strange, so he asked curiously, is he your husband? Of course not, fool! The girl snuggled up to Arin. That's your boyfriend? Arin then asked. No, it isn't! The girl replied as she sucked on Arin's ear. So, who could this be? Arin asked, puzzled. That's what I ...... before the surgery, 'How's it going, it's funny.' Lin Feng looked at the woman ghostly.

"It's old-fashioned, it's not funny." The woman took a cigarette from her pocket, lit it, and took a puff in her mouth.

"Hehe, I'll tell you one more!" Lin Feng continued. Hitler went to the psychiatric hospital and said: "I am Adolf, your leader. My strength is so great that I can compare it to God! The patients smiled and looked at him sympathetically. One of them patted Hitler on the shoulder and said, "Yes, yes, when we started getting sick, we were like you." ”

"Hey, by the way, what business do you do, where do you get high?" The woman asked.

"On TV." Lin Feng said.

"Hehe, it's good, nice unit." The woman said.

"Nothing, TV Network Department. What about you, what are you doing? ”

"Hey, do a little business with some friends. Let's go dancing. As she spoke, the woman took Lin Feng's hand and walked towards the stage.

In the sound of Jinba's music, Lin Feng put his arms around the woman's waist and reveled in this charming atmosphere. Lin Feng took a step, remembering the past of the university. He began to miss his college life and his brothers in the dormitory. Xiong Yang, who can compete with Lin Feng in anti-terrorism, and Jia Xiaodao, who is like a ruffian, wandering between the campus and society, the good boy Wang Hong, and the highly skilled Li Bo. He remembers that every night, they would have an organizational meeting to discuss which girl had big breasts, which girl had not had her period in the past month, and which girl had been broken by the brother of the physical education department. It's as if the school's 'peach news' is in full control of a few of them.

(c)

When Lin Feng was a freshman, his mother drove him to school. Lin Feng was unwilling, but his mother couldn't rest assured, and she must send Lin Feng to the university campus safely. But after coming, Lin Feng was completely disappointed, is this the legendary university? No different from the refugee area, the school is surrounded by bare mountains and no river. The library was only framed, like a man who had just woken up in the morning and was still naked, no suit, no tie, wearing that light-colored pair of brand-name underwear, standing by the mirror to admire the curvaceous beauty of his body.

Lin Feng had the urge to 'go home' at that time, but he was attacked by the sugar-coated shells of the Chinese department teacher, and suddenly hesitated. What do you say about a person's success, not entirely depends on the quality of the school, Mao ** still came out of Changsha Normal Academy, how many celebrities have not been from a small place, going out and making great achievements? Although you can't be proud of your school today, in a few years' time, you'll have to fight for your name in the school. In addition, the school's Chinese Department has unique advantages, the local cultural heritage is strong, and the school has many well-known writers in the country. The school has a strong faculty and remarkable achievements in teaching and scientific research, and is well-known in the province and even the whole country. Lin Feng heard the talented boasting of the teacher of the Chinese department, and felt that the train should not be pushed, and the possibility of cowhide blowing was not great, and then the teacher's saliva was 'flying in the air, magnificent'. It's not a way to complain like this, plus this school, those women who are half bare-chested make Lin Feng linger.

So Lin Feng immediately moved into an air-conditioned room. In fact, when it comes to living in an air-conditioned room, Lin Feng still has an opinion in his heart. His mother originally planned to rent a single room for Lin Feng in a certain hotel and live there all year round. But the leader of the department said, this must not be. One is to make the school easier to manage, and the other is to be responsible for parents and students. The teacher of the Chinese department talked about the importance of safety hazards, and quoted a certain sentence from the Russian writer Ostrovsky's "How Steel is Made", saying that life is only once for everyone, and life is precious and should be cherished. What to do if something happens to you outside outside if something happens. Then the teacher of the Chinese Department mentioned the murder of a student outside a certain university. At the same time, he fully exaggerated his talent in language and writing, and also showed pain, which made Lin Feng's mother sweat in fright, and kept holding Lin Feng's hand and said: "Son, what the teacher said is right, if you want to live in the school, safety is important." After hearing this, Lin Feng thought in his heart, who will rape me with a big man, and besides, I really hope that a beautiful woman will come to my room to chat at night.

Lin Feng's mother was convinced by the teacher of the Chinese department, she held the teacher's hand and said: "Hey, teacher, my son is disobedient, you have to discipline more, call me if there is something." I must criticize him harshly. Teacher, let's have a light meal together in the evening. You are gardeners, you are the leader of children's education, without you, there will be no healthy growth of the next generation, teachers, you are too great. Lin Feng's mother said these words, making the face of the Chinese teacher as bright as a charming girl.

Lin Feng moved into the air-conditioned room and found that there were still a few foreign buddies in the bedroom. One of them sighed: "Brother, 'we are both fallen people at the end of the world, why should we have known each other'." Seeing the barren appearance of the school, didn't it scare you? Do you think of the baldness of the old woman in the valley of despair in "The Condor Heroine"? ”

"No, how could it be, there is also a protrusion of such a part, and there is a warm dormitory and a teaching building for classes. It's better than looking at an 'airport' woman! Lin Feng said teasingly.

His mother went to the city to find a restaurant, and planned to invite all the teachers of the Chinese department to go out for a meal in the evening, and each of them gave a big red envelope. What is the cliché of 'being a guest when you go out, and being a confidant within the four seas'.

(iv)

"By the way, brothers, let's introduce yourself!" Lin Feng proposed, "My name is Lin Feng, you can just call me Xiaolin, he has no skills, anti-terrorism, pickling girls, and drinking are my forte." Anti-terrorism has been fought all over the world so far, and there has been no opponent in the world, and the pickled girls cannot be counted, and they may not have been drunk until they have leg cramps when they drink. I live in City A, my mother is in business, and my father is the director of a TV station. ”

"Hehe, the son of a high-ranking cadre, a rich young master, my name is Xiong Yang, I don't have any strengths, I know a little martial arts, I love music, and I have won the school sanda championship. Amateur. Said the boy sitting on bed No. 3 trimming his toenails with scissors. He wears a pair of deep glasses, and he doesn't look like a martial arts practitioner, but like a fan absorber.

A boy put aside a copy of "Body Art" in his hand, then looked at the people around the dormitory and said: "Hello everyone, it's nice to meet everyone, meeting together is a kind of fate, the ancients said, do anything, or meet anyone to pay attention to the word fate, then we are in the same dormitory today is a kind of fate." My name is Jia Xiaodao, 178 cm tall, born as a farmer like Mao ** and ***, I eat red porridge, drink sorghum liquor, serve farmhouse vegetables, take an iron plow hoe, seek to be promoted to become rich, think about beautiful women, do yellow sorghum dreams, do villain work, study in a third-rate university, and go to a college and two books...... Now I am fortunate to meet you, and I hope you will give me more advice in the future. The tall and thin Jia Xiaodao wore a pair of underwear and sat naked on the bed and introduced.

Lin Feng looked at this guy and felt that he was showing off his literary talents. But I couldn't find a suitable language to deal with, so I could only say: "Brother, it seems that you are the most correct choice in the world to apply for the Chinese Department." Officialdom, love scenes, and shopping malls all need sycophants like you. ”

"Brother Lin Feng, I've won the award, I just watched some body art, and I think I should say a few beautiful words to open up some taste. By the way, why don't friends who read books speak, and also, they are reading "Historical Records", which has a future. Jia Xiaodao looked at the classmates who were sitting on the chair and reading "Historical Records" while listening to their introduction.

"Classmate Jia, where is it, my name is Wang Hong. I'll also learn from your introduction method to introduce myself. Wang Hongzhi, born on the side of Bashan, grew up between the state river, read at the age of 4, read at the age of 5, was proficient in arithmetic within 100 at the age of 6, had a crush on an English teacher at the age of 7, grabbed with a primary school girl at the age of 8, learned the Water Margin hero stunt at the age of 9 - swimming in the river, wrote the essay "My Father" in the examination room at the age of 10, began to read the four famous books at the age of 11, his English grades declined at the age of 12, he had a crush on the school flower at the age of 13 until he graduated from high school, he fell in love with literature at the age of 14 and published his debut novel "Peeling Skin", and at the age of 15, he skipped school for the first time with a bad teenager, At the age of 16, he surfed the Internet for the first time in an Internet café all night, at the age of 17, he wrote a novel and became a killer, at the age of 18, he participated in a literary contest and won a consolation prize, at the age of 19, he suddenly woke up to a dream for many years, and at the age of 20, he talked freely with his brothers about the ups and downs of life based on the Chinese Department of this university. Well, one more thing to add is that I am a rural hukou, such as a fake exchange! Wang Hong looked at the other people in the dormitory and said humorously.

"Damn, I'm so talented, Song Dandan's sentence at the Spring Festival Gala is too classic." Lin Feng sighed loudly after listening to Wang Hong's introduction.

"I don't even know what to say when I see you introducing yourself in high spirits, it seems that I can only be an audience. However, as a senior brother, I have to remind you that when you first arrived, you were disappointed in this school, after a while, you were hopeful about this school, and finally, you were desperate for this school. When you are a freshman, you are passionate, enthusiastic, idealistic and vengeful, and you speak like thunder; In your sophomore year, you were castrated turnips, depressed, or immersed in the land of tenderness, or lingering in and out of the net, or lonely between dreams and reality, hey, seeing you like this, I remembered my freshman year. The past is unbearable to look back, and asking you how much sorrow you can have, just like a river flowing eastward. The sophomore brother with glasses and a flat head said, "My name is Li Bo, and I will be called Senior Brother Doctor in the future, why is it called so, because I have a lot of research on this aspect, I remember a certain year and month, a certain TV program, called me and asked me about how to improve sexual function." ”

(5)

"Senior brother, it seems that you are a master, and I Lin Feng is not bad, I was also a romantic figure in the school during high school, and I was even more precocious youth. It's really rare to meet a few confidants in life, and you can have fun with wine and songs. Wait for everyone to go out for a few drinks, my mother has already found a good restaurant, you're welcome. Lin Feng looked at Li Bo and said.

"Senior brother, why are you so pessimistic, how can you describe our school so much, and look down on us college students so much, is this how you live your college career?" Xiong Yang asked.

"That's right, it's not necessarily a good university to cultivate outstanding talents, what's wrong with Peking University, ten years later, Lao Tzu is a hero like them." Jia Xiaodao said a little unconvinced.

"That is, I think a person still has to believe in himself, and the so-called 'know the pine and be clean, and wait until the snow melts' to fully encourage yourself." In the side echoed the road.

"Hehe, after a while, you will know, or in two months, you will feel how true and close to the truth what I said. Let's wait and see. Li Bo said with confidence.

"Hey, let's not talk about that, let's talk about something else. By the way, what is the most important thing you want to do when you come to university? Lin Feng opened a bottle of pulse, took a sip and asked them.

"I, too, came to realize my unfulfilled dream in high school, study hard, strive for the graduate school entrance examination, and strive to go to Peking University. You must know that my former tablemate, studying at Peking University, that environment, that posture, that bullish energy, is enviable. Hey, I think he couldn't pass me many times, with a handful of tears and snot, teaching me the mystery of learning. Hey, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year. Study hard, and when you come to this school, you have to fight for yourself. Didn't Shi Kang write a script called "Struggle"? Fucking you have to learn viagra and work hard, for the second half of your life, for yourself. Jia Xiaodao said passionately.

"I'm just looking for a girlfriend to love her well, and after graduation, I will go back to my hometown to teach, live a peaceful life, and ask for that kind of fairy-like life." Xiong Yang said intoxicated.

"Is this kid reading too many Qiong Yao novels, what age is it now, believe this, hey, he hasn't been indoctrinated, it seems that China still needs another ideological education. My ideal is to find ways to pick up more girls and have fun in time. This thought, the years are fleeting, like a white horse passing by. I'm going to be ready for anything. Lin Feng seemed to be very insightful and said.

"Lin Feng is almost the same, open-minded, this is a sign of maturity. What kind of love, haven't you read the book of the novel "After Graduation, Let's Say Break Up Together" written by a writer? Isn't it clearly written about college love? In this society now, women are as unreliable as lies. Li Bo said.

"Hey, love, to be honest I really don't believe in love anymore, I talked to my first love for six years, marathon, but in the end it was divided. Because of the distance, because of the insertion of a third person. Hey, the more you give, the more you lose. I'm never in a relationship again. Love is like poison, it makes people unconscious and unconscious. Wang Hong said sentimentally. That kind of look is like the sentimental eyes of those sentimental characters in the sentimental literature that was once popular in Europe. After seeing it, people really thought that the sky was going to fall and the earth was going to fall.

Lin Feng and the others talked in the dormitory for a long time, and they felt that several people in the dormitory were like they had known each other in their previous lives, and they quickly became good friends, iron buddies. Lin Feng also superficially realized Jia Xiaodao's lofty ideals, Wang Hong's sentimental feelings, Xiong Yang's love complex, and Li Bo's negative pessimism. These made Lin Feng feel fresh and gratified.

Yes, he met different people, different friends. His mother had already called, urging him to hurry up to such and such a hotel, because the teacher of the Chinese department and his mother were already at the wine table. Lin Feng invited the brothers in the dormitory to the city for dinner, but the people in the dormitory politely refused. They said that another day, a few of their brothers would find a place to have a few drinks. Lin Feng had no choice but to go to the city by himself. He rushed to the hotel that his mother had booked and drank late with the teacher of the Chinese department.

Lin Feng vaguely felt that he would spend four years in this city, and he comforted himself in his heart. Four years, four years, how long it is, who can measure it.

(f)

It didn't take long for the school to start its official classes. Lin Feng also basically got to know the teachers and leaders of the Chinese department, and also got along well with the brothers in the dormitory. Wang Hong is going to join the literary club, Xiong Yang has joined the school's taekwondo association, and Jia Xiaodao is preparing to join the news agency. They all seem to be looking for their own things to do.

Li Bo said to everyone, seeing that you are all so active in a little fart club, I really don't understand that the freshman little brother is so naïve. Lin Feng: They didn't understand why Li Bo would say that. But he also joined the ranks of the clubs. Of course, to join a club, you have to pay a membership fee of 20 yuan. When school started, Lin Feng and they all had some money in their pockets, so they didn't care about this. They all joined three or four associations. There are many reasons for joining the association, the most important points are, one is because it is fresh and fun, and the other is that the propagandists of those clubs, many of them are beautiful senior sisters, who look smart and smart, Lin Feng and a few of them are afraid of losing face in front of the beautiful senior sisters, and they are afraid that the senior sisters will feel that they are reluctant to give up the 20 yuan, so they all generously took out the yuan, as if they were collectively offering hospitality.

In the first month of school, Lin Feng and the others were busy joining the club and thinking about where to go to play nearby on weekends. Lin Feng heard that Jia Xiaodao was going to run for the editor of the news agency, although Lin Feng was not interested in editing, but for fun, Lin Feng also went.

Lin Feng, this kid pays attention to the word 'set' when doing things like his father, and he always believes that there is nothing in this world that money can't do. The so-called 'money can make the devil grind, but it is difficult to move an inch without money'. Therefore, Lin Feng invited the director of the news agency and the ministers of various ministers to have dinner together. In the final election, Lin Feng passed it easily. And Jia Xiaodao was brushed down at a critical moment. The reason is that Jia Xiaodao is too crazy and doesn't understand the rules. Jia Xiaodao felt very depressed, and watched Lin Feng enter the editorial department, feeling a little unbalanced.

Jia Xiaodao scolded: "Dog Day News Agency, if you don't choose me, it's your loss." Lin Feng looked at Jia Xiaodao, laughed, he said: "Jia Xiaodao, let go, now the officialdom is not weird, why bother to be angry, hurt your vitality, and do 'homework' with your wife in the future." ”

Jia Xiaodao glanced at Lin Feng and stopped talking. Jia Xiaodao felt that "I was born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone!" "He thought about it, comforted himself, and said, 'There is no place to stay here, there is a place to keep your master'. Wait and see. Jia Xiaodao thought that the literary club was recruiting, so he went. It just so happened that Wang Hong also participated in the literary club. When Jia Xiaodao went, Wang Hong had participated in the preliminary round and the semi-finals, and now he had started the final written test. Jia Xiaodao then walked to the president of the literary club and told her that the president was a woman, small and delicate. Jia Xiaodao said to her: "I want to run for the editorial office of the Literary Society, is it okay?" ”

"Yes, everybody has a chance." The woman said.

"But I didn't participate in the preliminary round or semi-finals."

"This one is a bit of a hassle. However, if you have published works in high school, you can be exempted from the preliminary and semi-final rounds. ”

This made Jia Xiaodao suddenly have a sense of superiority. So, he gave his high school published work to literature. Therefore, I also walked into the classroom of the written test smoothly, brought a piece of paper and began to wave it with a large pen.

A few minutes later, Jia Xiaodao wrote an article called "Literature of the Dog Day" and handed it in. Unexpectedly, a few days later, the poster of the Propaganda Board Literature Club was published, and Jia Xiaodao and Wang Hong were on the list. Jia Xiaodao said to Wang Hong, "Brother, it's better to be a literary club, you have a good eye for talents, and Bole is always there." ”

"Yes, brother, take care of me in the future."

"Each other, each other."

Lin Feng saw Jia Xiaodao and Wang Hong so happy, and thought to himself, these two boys, a small community, are so happy that they are dying, if it is a big beauty, they will all have nosebleeds.

After Lin Feng joined the news agency, he found a beautiful woman in the editorial department of the news agency, a sophomore, who was really beautiful. Lin Feng felt that he was simply a stunner, an angel embryo. Lin Feng thought that he must get her hands on her.

(g)

Lin Feng implemented the attack plan, first of all, he had to be fully prepared. For pickled girls, Lin Feng is experienced. Lin Feng first went to the city to buy a few sets of recently popular clothes and dressed himself up. Then start to win popularity for yourself from the side. Lin Feng heard that the sophomore senior sister was called an attacker, and he also knew some of her well-connected friends. Lin Feng thought that in order to impress people, she first had to impress the friends around her, and in the initial stage of love, the views of her friends on Lin Feng were very important. So Lin Feng set up almost every friend around them, and often bought some snacks for them. After a week of implementation, Lin Feng began to move towards the 'main territory'. Lin Feng first learned that the attacker had to go to the broadcast studio every Tuesday to broadcast. So Lin Feng excused himself for poor Mandarin and applied for him to intern in the broadcasting department and learn from the attackers. Raider is a girl who is eager to help others and has a kind heart. Seeing that Lin Feng was so studious, he readily agreed. Next, Lin Feng began to implement the second step of the plan, to contact the attacker. Lin Feng often sent text messages to the attackers, asking for warmth. He knew that the attacker didn't have time to buy his own food on Tuesday, so he took the initiative to take on the difficult task of delivering food to the attacker, which made the attacker increase his impression of him.

After Lin Feng did all this, he began to implement the third step plan, asking the attacker to come out for intimate contact. This step is difficult to do, Lin Feng was very careful when he started to make an appointment, and when he made an appointment, Lin Feng invited several friends who attacked him, and he also found plenty of excuses. Speaking of going up the mountain to collect the wind, speaking of what to go boating on Lake A. Seeing that these people were all good friends, the attacker readily agreed. When Lin Feng went out, he fully demonstrated his extraordinary eloquence and made the attacker extremely happy. This made the attackers have a good impression of Lin Feng in a broad sense.

Of course, when Lin Feng took these plans, he didn't ignore the friends around him at all, and often found some reasons to invite them to dinner, flattering them so much that he forgot about Tiannan Haibei and his father's surname. As a result, there were many people who were so generous and upright in front of the attackers, and how peaceful and approachable he was. The raider also slowly developed a good impression of Lin Feng. After Lin Feng did this, he began to care for her at a deep level, sending two jokes to the attacker every day, asking her if she had eaten and what she wanted to pay attention to her body. After about a month in this way, Lin Feng's plan to pursue the people was about to be realized. But Lin Feng is not as vulgar as others, and says to his lover, 'I love you, let's have a relationship'. What Lin Feng had to do was to let the attackers take the initiative to find him.

Yes, at this point, the brothers and partners in the dormitory admired Lin Feng very much. No, Lin Feng shouted loudly in the bedroom: "God gives me too, great opportunity, brothers, look at how your brother Lin Feng chased the attacker, and he succeeded today." Xiong Yang in the bedroom was puzzled and asked, "Brother Lin Feng, what kind of luck is today, I haven't found it!" ”

"Yes, I'm also confused by the second monk." Jia Xiaodao also said suspiciously.

"Hey, tell you, what's the weather today?" Lin Feng asked.

"Heavy rain, a little cold." Wang Hong said.

"That's right, Wang Hong, lend me your umbrella." Lin Feng said.

"Don't you have an umbrella?" Wang Hong asked.

"Yours is going to be smaller."

"Hehe, you kid is like this, I see." Jia Xiaodao said with a smile.

"That's it, give me the umbrella, Wang Hong." Lin Feng said.

"If you don't give it, at least there must be some benefit." Wang Hong talked about conditions.

"Hey, you're so cheesy, I'll come back and invite you to eat hot pot." Lin Feng said freely.

"Okay." The brothers in the dormitory cheered.

(viii)

Lin Feng had inquired about the class schedule of the raider a few days ago, and she knew that the raider was in a professional class today, in classroom 412. Lin Feng first went to the reading room to read the NBA basketball magazine for a while, and learned that the new players introduced by the A team this year are extremely strong, and they have just won the first place in the West recently. In fact, Lin Feng's favorite is Kobe Bryant of the Lakers, and he still scores under the attack of several people. Sometimes his movements are superb, and his technique is perfect, which dazzles and makes people fall in love with it. Lin Feng had to admire Kobe's genius skills, and felt that he would have to be like Kobe Bryant if he had a son in the future. As Cao Cao once said, "To have a son, you should be like Sun Zhongmou." It's a pity that Lin Feng's height is limited, less than 170 cm, so if Lin Feng wants his son to have Kobe's height, he can only find a female basketball player to marry in the future, and then buy some growth pills to eat, maybe he can make his son grow taller and bigger. There are many students reading books in the reading room, some burying their heads in reading "Bosom Friend" and "Women's Square", some tilting their heads sideways to enjoy "Entertainment News" and "Latest Football", and some holding "English Weekly" and "Li Yang English" where to read.

Lin Feng sneered, and at the moment of sneering, he inadvertently found that there was a beautiful woman sitting in the seat in front of him, damn it, wearing casual clothes, tight-fitted, and looking as beautiful as a lotus. Lin Feng wanted to find some words to describe the beauty of the woman, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't come up with good words. Suddenly, he thought of Jia Xiaodao's article "Missing a person is a helpless thing" to describe a woman like this, so he quoted it. It's roughly as follows: this woman is really pure, with skin like snow, a body that slides like a fish, especially that long black hair, your eyes can't move after looking at it, I sit behind her, see her neck like jade, wearing a string of silver-white necklaces, even if you don't have any imagination, you will think that you have entered the water city, and there are your dreams in the water city.

Yes, it was these few sentences to describe Lin Feng's mood at this time. Lin Feng looked at the woman salivating, he felt that she was chocolate, cheese, and ice cream. He really wanted to go up and eat her and swallow her, he really wanted to roll her up and hide her in his pocket, look at it when he wanted to, hide it when he didn't want to.

Lin Feng patted the girl on the shoulder and said to her, "Classmate, can I ask you for a favor?" ”

"What a favor, of course you can help, a school." The girl said politely.

"That's right, my phone seems to be broken, I'm not sure myself, I can't get out, I want to use your phone to try it and see if I can get in. All right? It's all one school, and everyone helps each other, right? Lin Feng said anti-customer-oriented.

"Oh, this, this, okay." The girl hesitated for a moment, then took out her mobile phone from the bag and handed it to Lin Feng.

"Thank you, you have a good heart!" Lin Feng took the mobile phone and pressed his own number, and entered his name and saved it in the girl's call book, and then dialed the phone. After a while, the phone rang. "Hey, I can call in, I'll call you again." Lin Feng fought back again. The girl's cell phone rang as well. It is Zheng Yuan's "Ten Thousand Reasons". "Yes, thank you." Lin Feng said.

"No thanks, maybe you pressed the wrong key, that's why I've been in this situation before. As a result, I went to the city to find someone from the mobile phone store to repair it for me, and the owner took a look at it and said to me, do you want to repair it? I said, "Of course!" ”

"Ten dollars." Said the shopkeeper.

"It's fine." I don't care to say. As a result, the shopkeeper fiddled with it for less than two seconds and gave it to me, saying okay. At that time, I screamed that I was fooled and felt like I was being fooled. When I took the phone, I found that I pressed the wrong key to set the call restriction, as long as I unlocked the lock. Hey, that time was a big mess.

"Hehe, it's nothing, you don't understand the field of mobile phones, there's nothing embarrassing. If you ask him a few common-sense questions, and he doesn't understand them, does that prove that he has lost face? Everyone is good at it differently, and no one is a generalist. ”

Lin Feng comforted her and said.

"By the way, I'm leaving, nice to meet you. My name is Hou Lin, and you call me Lin Feng, who is from the Chinese department. Lin Feng looked at the time, and the class would be out in a few minutes.

"Hehe, got it, goodbye." The girl beckoned to Lin Feng.

(ix)

Lin Feng climbed to the fourth floor and came to the door of classroom 412. He stood outside the window and looked in and saw the assailant packing up his books and notebooks. Everyone is preparing for the end of class, and the head of their class is turning off the multimedia. Some female students are surrounding the teacher to ask questions about the creation of novels. The rain was still falling outside, washing the gravel road and making it clean. At this time, the classmates in the raider class came out one after another, and Lin Feng saw that the raider was also in the crowd. Lin Feng waved at the attacker. The attackers saw him. There was a hint of surprise in his eyes. Then she smiled and asked, "Why are you here?" ”

"It's raining so hard, I'm sending you an umbrella." Lin Feng said.

The attacker looked at Lin Feng's face, was silent for a second, and then said, "Thank you." ”

So Lin Feng accompanied the attackers out of the teaching building, and they walked on the gravel road in the rain with umbrellas.

"When I was a child, I especially liked the rain, because when it rained, I could go barefoot into the rain to have a water fight, and the water was cool and comfortable." The attacker said to Lin Feng.

"yes, it's nice to have a rainy day." Lin Feng echoed.

"I remember when I was a child, I always soaked my feet in the water by the river in the ancient city, like a gentle sponge, and my whole heart floated." The raider continued.

"You are from Jiangnan, no wonder you are so beautiful, just like the creator deliberately favored you and made you like a stunner."

"Yes, I live in a small town in the south of the Yangtze River, and we are very beautiful there." Saying this, the attacker glanced at Lin Feng. She suddenly found that Lin Feng had covered her entire umbrella, and the back of Lin Feng's hand was soaked with rain. The attacker's heart was suddenly filled with something, and he was moved. She looked at the boy in front of her, clear and delicate, and an indescribable emotion surged in her heart. She stretched out her hand and took Lin Feng's hand and said, "Look you're drenched, get closer." ”

Lin Feng held the attacker's hand at this time, and the hearts of the two people blended together. The assailant's hands trembled for a moment, and then a warm stream of clear water streamed from their hands. Their bodies were tighter.

Lin Feng accompanied the attacker to dinner, and then sent her to the girls' dormitory. When parting, Lin Feng took the attacker's hand and looked at her with affection, the deep meaning in his eyes may only be clear to the attacker. Lin Feng stretched out his right hand and combed the attacker's hair, and said to the attacker: "Go back to the dormitory and rest early, pay attention to your body, and go back to change your clothes!" ”

The assailant nodded. There was a little more dependence and tenderness in his eyes. The assailant went back to her bedroom, and she smiled back as she left. This smile captivates the country.

Lin Feng walked towards the dormitory, and he hummed a small tune on the way. "Sister, you watched my brother take the boat, my brother walked, my brother walked, my brother walked......"

(x)

Back in the dormitory, Lin Feng announced loudly: "The revolution has been successful, comrades come and receive the reward!" As he spoke, Lin Feng spilled a packet of sugar on the brothers in the bedroom.

Jia Xiaodao, Xiong Yang, and Wang Hong ran over and asked in unison, "Really?" ”

"Of course, how can I Lin Feng be unsuccessful in doing things, I think that when I swept thousands of armies and crossed the love field, I was much more beautiful than now. Brothers, you have to work harder! Lin Feng said.

"Lin Feng is right, if you want to chase your girlfriend, you must first seize the opportunity. This is not the case in "The Art of War", which says that warfare pays attention to time, place, and people. Therefore, first of all, the first step, you must seize the time, to seize the opportunity, do not let other colleagues take the lead, the so-called 'first strike' is this principle. Sophomore brother Li Bo said.

"Senior brother, how did you sleep with your wife last night, do you feel very excited?" Xiong Yang asked.

"Hehe, you think you can still be excited, that is, the ancient Xi Shi, Diao Chan, and Wang Zhaojun sleep with you every day, and you will get bored, women are like clothes or flowers, no matter how beautiful they are, they will be numb after looking at them for a long time. To be honest, the thrill I feel when I am ** with her now is not as comfortable as my ** once. But you can't give up completely, men are animals who think in the lower half of their bodies, and everything is spoken by the little brother. This is the same as playing mahjong and attracting fans, if you don't do or don't smoke for a while, your heart will be panicked. This is one of the reasons why there are so many people with mental illness in society, who do not completely relax and vent themselves. Li Bo said.

"That makes sense, the next step is to find a girlfriend again, and today I saw a woman in the reading room, what a fucking charm, pure. It was like I rushed up and bit her twice. Lin Feng said.

"Yes, Brother Lin Feng has a future." Li Bo praised.

"You're all masters, admire! The younger brother's admiration for the two benevolent brothers is like a gushing water, endless. You are my role model, damn it, now the bad guys are in charge, and you have to be bad. The so-called 'those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to Zhu are red'. In love, you have to do it as a last resort. I'm going to have to change my outlook and values. Jia Xiaodao muttered to himself.

"That's it, Brother Jia, it's long overdue." Lin Feng agreed.

"Hey, I want to be a good person, I don't want to be bad." Wang Hong said on the side.

"Hehe, Wang Hong is a good boy." Xiong Yang interjected.

"Yes, I always have." Wang Hong said.

"Cut, how is your 10-year-old crush on that female teacher now, is it sending you a letter?" Li Bo teased.

"Die, Libo." Wang Hong said.

"By the way, there is also your first love, I must still love you now, hey, brother, you shouldn't be so depressed if you fall out of love once, the so-called loss of a big tree, there is a dense deep forest in front of you. Go forward with us, we don't want to leave you behind, we must be merciful to our comrades, so that everyone has bread and milk. We want to learn from the spirit of the Nazi Party! Jia Xiaodao said with a smile.

"Come on, I'll sleep, and you guys will discuss it slowly." After speaking, Wang Hong covered his face with a quilt.

"Let him go." So Lin Feng, Li Bo and a few others continued to blow for noon. In the afternoon, everyone was sleepy-eyed.