Chapter 3: The White Old Evil
Gu Heyang looked at the young man in front of him very seriously, as if he was looking at his future self, and said secretly in his heart: "If this young man accidentally crunched, it doesn't mean that his hopes are dashed, this is a question worth pondering." ”
"If life is more painful than death, it is better to die in the next." The young man said resentfully: "If it's you, there is a dead end and a life road in front of you, the dead end is to be beaten to death, the life road is endless mental abuse, and you can't even marry a daughter-in-law when you close your eyes, what do you say?"
"I'd rather be beaten to death!" Gu Heyang said without hesitation.
"Well said!"
Gu Heyang was just about to answer, but suddenly noticed how the young man's voice had changed, and when he turned around, it turned out to be the NPC old man just now.
"He's coming! He's coming! He came with torture instruments! The boy exclaimed.
"Don't be afraid, a sweeping uncle." Gu Heyang comforted the young man.
"Brother Tai, don't be fooled by his appearance, he is the head of the first floor of the academy, Bai Laoxi! The best thing is to make all kinds of exquisitely conceived and tragic torture instruments! ”
"Are you scolding him, or are you praising him?" Gu Heyang couldn't help but roll his eyes in his heart.
The young man ignored it and continued, "It is rumored that half of the Yin Spirits in this mass grave have died under those elaborate and horrific torture instruments designed by Bai Laoxi! ”
Gu Heyang was shocked when he heard this, glanced at the various moldy torture instruments that Bai Laoxie was holding in his arms, swallowed and smeared, and said, "Ciao! I thought it was bronze, but I didn't expect a king to come! ”
"Who's the next one?" Juvenile Road.
"My second uncle." Gu Heyang said.
Bai Laoxie is followed by a bearded man with a height of more than nine feet, although his appearance is indescribable, but his eyes are bright and bright, this person carries a large ring knife with gold wire on his waist, and holds a burning stick, so a pestle behind Bai Laoxi, instantly sets off the identity of Bai Laoxi, and is tall and powerful, so it doesn't matter who you are, what matters is who the people around you are, this is the row.
"Young Master Qi, you seem to have made up your mind?" The old white traitor laughed twice, and his eyes drifted to the young man: "Have you thought about it?" ”
"I swear to the death!" The young man said this categorically, in fact, he was also emboldening himself, and in this case he needed a rather strong psychological hint, and if he could, he even hoped that he was a fool now, because he was ignorant and therefore fearless.
"Qi Hao, Qi Hao, you are still too young, you haven't been a person for a long time, aren't you embarrassing!" Bai Laoxie began to laugh wickedly, although the bearded man did not laugh, but it was more terrifying than laughing, he held the burning stick in both hands, and with a bang, it broke like a bud of rice.
"This little brother, you are watching from the sidelines." Bai Laoxie turned his head to Gu Heyang and said faintly: "This is also a trial. ”
"I think it's more like a mental breakdown." As soon as Gu Heyang spoke, he suddenly felt a wave of overturning in his abdomen, and then released a twisted and folded fart.
Gu Heyang smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry everyone, please, excuse me, where is the toilet?" ”
Qi Hao frowned, then gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother Tai is amazing, you can still let go of the ...... in such a situation I really admire it below. ”
Bai Laoxie covered his nose with long sleeves, and said angrily: "Erzhuang, you take Gu Gongzi to the cave first, remember, never leave." Come back when you're done! ”
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Under the surveillance of Erzhuang's sharp eyes, Gu Heyang still ignored the thousands of miles, this taste is still very sour, there are no worries, Gu Heyang has regained the demeanor of a rural nobleman, walking with the wind, looking very dragged, but before he can take two steps, he was kicked into the hole by Erzhuang, Gu Heyang was about to go crazy, and when he turned around and hit Erzhuang's strong pectoral muscles, he was bounced back, and when he raised his head and met Erzhuang's sharp eyes, Gu Heyang had no choice but to squeeze out an extremely ugly smile.
Gu Heyang and Qi Hao, who returned to the stone house, nodded to each other and said hello, the light in the stone house was still very dim, and only a silhouette could be seen, Bai Laoxie smiled weirdly, and then began to pose coldly, Erzhuang looked at the books all over the ground and suddenly felt itchy, so he squatted on the ground and began to pick up books from the torture equipment, picked out the books he liked and put them in his arms, and threw the books he didn't like to throw aside, Erzhuang squatted on the ground and picked them for a long time, but Bai Laoxi's shape couldn't be posed for too long, and the old arms and legs were sore, The angry Bai Laoxie roared: "Erzhuang, you put aside your little, do your business first, and go back to my house to get two illustrated version cheats."
"Is it produced by Seven Colors?" Er Zhuang asked.
"It has to be." White old evil way.
Er Zhuang heard Bai Laoxie say this, so he got up and stood behind Bai Laoxi, and re-acted as a platoon.
Qi Hao instinctively shivered, and the iron chain also made a sizzling sound, Bai Laoxie smiled "hehe", and immediately picked out a long whip that matched his identity and temperament from all kinds of torture tools, Qi Hao tried hard to keep his composure and hold back his tears.
Gu Heyang saw that Qi Hao was so righteous and awe-inspiring, and secretly said in his heart: "It's over!" It's all over, this thing is dead! He's not a weak scholar, he's just a mentally handicapped scholar! ”
According to the experience of survival in the last days, Gu Heyang believes that as long as it is not in the face of zombies, which has no way to communicate at all, and encounters a situation where you are tied up and can't fight back, the more you call, the more miserable the better, maybe the person who beats you can still symbolically start lightly, but if you have to pretend to be a tough guy and don't even raise your eyebrows, this will make people very unhappy, making the person who beats you live like a waste, if there is a little brother next to you watching, you say, can he let you go? Such a shameless thing, it's strange if I don't beat you to death.
"There's no girl next to you, what can you do, die!" Gu Heyang said hurriedly.
Seeing that Bai Laoxie slapped the long whip with barbs on the ground, this is to practice the feel first, in fact, it is just to intimidate, in an instant, the shredded paper flying all over the ground, just like the paper money burned for Qi Hao in advance, Gu Heyang's heart was pinched, and he always felt that the next one was himself, no, this has to be stopped quickly! Theoretically, he didn't commit any unpardonable sins! What exactly is this charter? ”
The more I think about it, the more anxious I become, the more scared I become, this feeling of watching others being tortured to death, it is better to directly bite him to death with a zombie.
Gu Heyang suddenly yelled: "Stop!" What a heroic case!
"Brother Tai, I am not related to you below, you don't need to give your life in vain." Qi Hao hurriedly said.
"Shut up!" Gu Heyang first scolded Qi Hao, and then said to Bai Laoxie in a trembling tone: "A good man spares his life." ”