After a dead silence, Bai Laoxie slowly spoke: "What are you doing here?" Asking for mercy for him? ”

As soon as the words came out, Gu Heyang wanted to regret it too late, so he had to say with a shy smile: "Mr. Bai, Uncle Bai, you have a lot of adults, aren't you just an ignorant little broken child, how can you do it yourself." ”

"It makes sense." Bai Laoxie glanced back at Er Zhuang and said, "Why don't you come?" ”

Er Zhuang nodded and shouted, and the cave suddenly made a sound of the earth shaking, and Bai Laoxie said unhappily: "Er Zhuang, your play is a bit too much." ”

Gu Heyang looked at the nine-foot-tall Erzhuang in front of him who was covered in tendons, and then looked at Qi Hao, who was weak and weak, and thought: "If Qi Hao is whipped by this guy, I'm afraid he will be in the Hades Palace in the next second, phew!" This evil old society! Forget it, you can't die without help! Anyway, we are also tough guys who have stood guard, resisted robberies, and fought in the zombie group! ”

"Isn't it just being pumped, you have the ability to rush at me!" Gu Heyang suddenly said impassionedly.

Bai Lao Xie was silent for a while, and said with a smile: "If you let the old man smoke you, will you be smoked?" Why should the old man listen to you? ”

"Love to smoke or not, you can't smoke him anyway, if you have to smoke one, you can smoke two strong!" Gu Heyang blurted out.

"Why are you pumping me?" Er Zhuang's calm and puzzled voice came from the stone house.

"yes, why did you smoke him?" Bai Laoxie pointed at Er Zhuang and asked almost at the same time as Qi Hao.

"Uncle Bai, you see that this so-called most ferocious torture instrument in history was designed by you yourself, right?" Gu Heyang asked with a look of adoration.

"That's nature." Bai Lao said proudly.

"I guess you haven't tried all of these torture tools yet, right?"

"Isn't it? This poor mountain is remote, and I don't know which goddamn rumors that we have no idea about human life, and now there are no fucking thieves in this pig kidney mountain. Bai Lao said indignantly.

"Oh? Is there such a thing? Gu Heyang asked, "Then what's going on with this mass grave?" And those bones? ”

"Want to cheat the old age? Why should the old decay tell you? Bai Laoxie continued: "Say, how are you going to save him?" ”

"Uncle Bai, you misunderstood, who said I wanted to save him?" Gu Heyang said and pressed Bai Laoxie onto the stone chair in the center of the stone house, and began to massage Bai Laoxi's arms and legs.

"Left, left, yes, oops, that's comfortable." Bai Laoye enjoyed Gu Heyang's massage, and continued to ask, "Tell me, what kind of medicine are you selling in this gourd?" ”

"That's the case, Uncle Bai, you look at Qi Hao's virtue, he can't help but be weak, he will be smoked to death if he smokes again, there is no challenge at all, you look at Erzhuang, although he is your subordinate, but you look at this guy, with big shoulders and round waist, jade tree in the wind, handsome and chic, and graceful! You stood with him, and honestly, I thought you were his subordinate. ”

"Oh? Is that so? Bai Laoxie said without moving.

At the same time, Gu Heyang had already keenly noticed that Bai Laoxi's left shoulder was stiff for 0.1 seconds and his right leg twitched for 0.05 seconds, so it could be concluded that Bai Laoxie was a strange old man who wanted to save face but did not have basic aesthetics, so he continued to flicker: "Erzhuang is too good, such a dazzling person standing beside you is like a shining ball of light, don't your eyes hurt when you look at it?" ”

"What's a light ball?"

"Candles, imagine that there are a hundred candles, no, a thousand candles, flickering and flashing around you every day, what will happen to you?"

"Will be blind."

"Isn't it!" Gu Heyang suddenly raised the decibels.

At this time, Er Zhuang had been so moved by Gu Heyang's words that he even dropped his whip to the ground: "My mother has never praised me like this." ”

"So, if you are strong, why should you be old!" Gu Heyang said regretfully.

"Humph! He is worthy of it! Bai Laoxie took a sip, but soon found that he had been tricked: "Stinky boy, do you think that you are sowing discord here, and the old man can't see it?" ”

"Uncle Bai, you misunderstood, how dare I! Besides, this is the territory of your academy, even if you lend me 100 guts, I won't dare. Gu Heyang hurriedly explained.

"I still want to quibble, you want to let the old man and the second strong fight lose both, and then sit back and reap the benefits of the fisherman, what the old man said is right?"

"Seems to make sense, why didn't I think of it?" Gu Heyang pretended to suddenly realize, and actually scolded in his heart: "Ciao, this white old man is quite a chicken thief. ”

"Because you're stupid." Bai Laoxie laughed wickedly: "However, for the sake of your face for the old man, it is not impossible for him to live, unless, you can let him endorse him, or you endorse him for him." ”

As soon as the words fell, Qi Hao on the side began to shout: "I swore that I would rather die than memorize a one-story book!" ”

"What did you say?" Bai Laoxie didn't seem to believe his ears: "Erzhuang, listen, what is he talking about?" ”

"He said he was taking an oath." Er Zhuang said expressionlessly.

"The latter sentence." White old evil way.

"I'd rather die than memorize a floor's worth of books." Erzhuang Road.

After being entangled with Bai Laoxie for a long time, Gu Heyang found that in fact, this Bai Laozi didn't really want to kill Qi Hao, so the question is, as the head of the first floor of the academy, why did Bai Laotou force a weak scholar to comply? Thinking so, Gu Heyang casually picked up a few books that could barely read the handwriting on the cover - "On the History of the Development of Torture Instruments in the Past Dynasties", "The Design of Torture Instruments from Beginner to Mastery", "The Secret of Torture Tools You Don't Know", ...... Although Gu Heyang didn't know much about the learning system of this era, he could basically determine that the old white man in front of him was actually pulling the source of life.

With the above cognition, Gu Heyang had confidence, so he said: "Uncle Bai, I have seen Qi Hao's situation a lot, a typical intermittent brain flood, as long as you dredge it, it will be over, I guarantee that he will definitely follow you." ”

Bai Lao's evil eyes flashed with golden light and said, "Oh, you really have a way? ”

Gu Heyang patted his chest and promised: "I promise, but can you two avoid it first." ”

"Okay, then the old decay will give you a stick of incense! But don't play any tricks, or you'll both die together. ”

"Yes, yes." Gu Heyang nodded and said, "Die together, die together, and have a companion on Huangquan Road." ”

Bai Laoxie nodded with satisfaction, his long sleeves waved in the air so dashingly, there was really an extra incense in his hand, and then instructed Er Zhuang: "Go, light it." ”

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"Brother, you can't persuade me." Qi Hao still said the same thing.

Gu Heyang said: "I don't persuade you, we don't have much time, I just want to ask you, do you really want to die?" ”

"Huh?" Qi Hao didn't understand why Gu Heyang asked him this question.

"I've just flipped through a few local books, and found that these books are all one-story cheats, and Bai Laoxie is forcing you to memorize them, and it's clear that he wants you to be his student. I know your dream is seven floors, but don't forget, you can only realize your dream if you live, you know? Gu Heyang searched his intestines and scraped his stomach and thought about his words, like an old aunt who was persuading a girl who had lost her footing to be good: "Besides, live to learn all the time, and don't have many skills, don't you say?" If you don't want to go to the first floor alone, I'll accompany you, let's be considered to be familiar at first sight, anyway, my father paid the tuition for me for three years, and I will be your scholar and your companion, how about it? ”

Qi Hao seemed to be moved: "Brother Gu, this is true!" ”

Gu Heyang said seriously: "I lied to you, I was raised by you!" ”

Qi Hao said solemnly: "Brother Gu's words, Qi is like an enlightenment, especially that sentence that lives to learn from all the time!" However, Qi will still not give up the seven-story building. ”

Gu Heyang nodded and said, "Well, don't give up, don't abandon." ”

Qi Hao said with a straight face: "Then please ask Brother Gu to ask Bai Lao to enter the cave to discuss the apprenticeship in detail." ”

Gu Heyang looked at Qi Hao being persuaded so easily, and thought to himself how this kid felt that Yazi was not very smart, but he said: "Wait first, you tell me first, what is the seven-story building of the academy." ”

Qi Hao looked at Gu Heyang in surprise and said, "Brother Gu doesn't even know about the seventh floor of the academy?" ”

Gu Heyang said calmly: "I'm just testing you to see if you've been beaten stupid." ”

Qi Hao paused and said slowly: "The peak academy has seven floors, seven building chiefs, they are the unspeakable existence of the Southern Dynasty. ”