"First of all, we need to understand the relationship between you." He clicked on Gu Tao's small notebook with his hand: "The big premise is that you are boyfriend and girlfriend, which is a relationship that surpasses friends and is lower than relatives, and it sways from side to side between the two." There are three mistakes of the uncle, the most serious of which is self-centeredness. ”

"I'm so self-centered." Gu Tao scratched his head: "I didn't do anything, and I apologized." ”

"Your attitude is also called apology?" Jing Yuan glanced at Gu Tao, it seemed that because of her bad reasons just now, the tone in which she was talking to Gu Tao now could be said to be quite resentful: "You are looking for a quarrel." ”

"I'm sincere."

"Are you really sure you know what sincerity is?"

"Why don't I know, I'm not happy if you say that, I'm also very aggrieved."

"Stop!" Jing Yun covered her ears: "You two are really a natural pair, this matter can also make trouble, I think it's a pity that you met a little late, otherwise I'm afraid there will be nothing else to do." ”

"Him?" Jing Yuan glanced at Gu Tao: "Heh." ”

Gu Tao also rolled his eyes, patted Jing Yun's head and said, "You really underestimate my vision, I have a very high vision." ”

"Humph!" Jing Yuan snorted vigorously and stopped talking.

Jing Yun sighed, grabbed a piece of fried chicken and said while eating: "Let's analyze the problem just now, don't make trouble first." Why do I say that my uncle is self-centered? First of all, you are late, no matter what the objective factors are, you are late. As I said just now, girl, it's a creature that feels at the moment, and you can't imagine how many ways about the uncle's death have appeared in her mind during the time she was waiting for you to come and couldn't contact you. Every time this thought comes to mind, my sister will be anxious, uneasy, and fearful, where are these negative emotions brought? Of course, it was brought to you, and she lost her temper with you because she was really bad emotionally at the time. Then at this time, you came up and told him that you were only late because of a traffic jam, but lovely uncle, a traffic jam can't relieve my sister's emotions. ”

"So what should I do?"

"We'll talk about the problem first, and we'll come up with a solution later. When the senior sister's negative emotions are vented, uncle, do you feel particularly wronged? Jing Yun sat down beside Gu Tao and tilted her head to look at him: "I am particularly aggrieved, very uncomfortable and depressing." ”

Gu Tao nodded: "Sure, the explanation has been explained, and the apology has been apologetic, what else can I do." ”

"So, you still don't know enough about us girls." Jing Yun patted Gu Tao on the shoulder: "All your explanations are based on your point of view, so not only can it not alleviate the negative emotions of the senior sister, but it will also stimulate your emotions because of her. ”

"So what should I do?" Gu Tao touched his chin: "Tell me about it." ”

"It's simple, it's so simple. Again, girls are creatures of the moment, and what we really care about is not your explanation, but the present...... no！ Jing Yun smiled: "The solution is so simple that it makes you feel ridiculous, as long as you buy something on the way here, and then hurry over, tell my sister, I saw something on the road, I think you will definitely like it, so I stopped and bought it, but I didn't expect that the thing was going to queue, out of stock, the clerk was stupid, etc., etc., any reason, but in the end you still bought something, even if it was a meat bun." ”

"Meat buns?" Gu Tao blinked his eyes: "Is this okay?" ”

"Of course." Jing Yun looked at Gu Tao with a stupid look: "Uncle, this thing is used to divert the attention of senior sister, she will get her emotions out of the state that you have died dozens of times, and start to pay attention to the meat bun in your hand, even if she was losing weight and couldn't eat it at the time, she will definitely never remember why she started to be angry with you." ”

Jing Yuan puffed out his mouth and said angrily: "If you don't eat, I'll lose weight." ”

"Don't eat and pull down." Gu Tao pouted: "If you don't eat it, I'll throw it away." ”

"Cards! Uncle, you are determined to dump my senior sister. Jing Yun sighed: "You change the way, even if you say a word, you can take a bite." In this way, as long as you are a normal girl, she will no longer embarrass you, even if she says it is not delicious, she will never care about your tardiness in her heart. Of course, I'm just making an analogy, anyway, whether it's a hat, a piece of cake, or a cup of milk tea, these things are props anyway, props understand? Just like the towel in the magician's hand, it is just a prop to divert attention, even if she complains that you have problems with aesthetics, vision, and taste, she will never lose her temper again. ”

"Avoid it." After Xin Chen finished taking notes, he asked, "And then?" ”

"Of course, Senior Sister, is there a problem here? Of course. Her problem is to vent all the grievances she has suffered in other people on her uncle, which is very difficult to do, because the girl's thinking system is very chaotic, we are too lazy to reason with you, and what appears in your mind is brought out, you say I am unreasonable? That's okay, I just don't make sense, I'm wronged, why don't you coax me? Why are you talking so loudly? I'm so wronged, and you're still yelling at me? ”

Gu Tao and Xin Chen scratched their heads in unison, while Jing Yuan nodded silently in agreement.

"Of course, it is not excluded that it is really forced, such as my senior sister. Her personality is so distorted, she is generally soft, such as me, as long as my uncle hugs me and buys me a grilled sausage to eat, I forget everything. But my senior sister is distorted, so she must fight for her strengths. Do you think she doesn't know she's being vexatious? Of course she knows, not only does she know, but she also knows that she is wrong, but she is wronged, angry, and people are angry and say anything, such as breaking up. ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Gu Tao glanced at Jing Yuan: "Inexplicable." ”

"Hmph......" The meridian turned his head sideways.

"But the moment you really say it, in addition to really wanting to dump you, otherwise you regret it 100%? At this time, uncle, you must not ask, such as, 'Are you serious?' Or, 'Are you sure?' In this case, it will be cold when you ask, and girls, too, want to save face. When this happens, you calm down, take three deep breaths, and then go back to the first method, stagger her attention, it's okay to be tough, really. Even if you drag my sister to the bathroom, you can do it. ”

"!" Jing Yuan's face turned red: "What nonsense? ”

Xin Chen's face was very ugly: "Where did you learn this mess at a young age." ”

Jing Yun pursed her lips: "Senior sister is watching." ”

"Is it erotic......"

Gu Tao glanced at the meridian strangely.

"I didn't...... Not really, don't listen to her nonsense. Jing Yuan shook his head frantically: "It's just romance...... Romance. ”

"Hehe, I understand. I know. Gu Tao grinned.

You know what a!! Jing Yuan stared at her and gritted her teeth.

"What's the problem with boys? It's self-centeredness. What are the problems for girls? It's logical confusion. Stagger these two needle tips to ensure that everything is unstoppable. Of course, this is only suitable for awkwardness, and it is really time to break up, it is all fake, so let it be. Just like my senior sister and senior brother, the fate is over, and it is impossible. ”

"Jingyun, don't get an inch."

"Senior sister." Jing Yun had almost hid in Gu Tao's arms: "Think about it yourself, if the senior brother really appears again, will you still look up to him?" After so many years of grudges, your so-called liking, in the final analysis, is a kind of stubbornness that can't be asked, and it's all shit when you see through it. Even if there is a day, I am sure that you and Senior Brother will not last more than three days, because three days is enough time for you to vent your emotions and calm down, Senior Brother...... Hehe, with all due respect, she's shit in my eyes! Stinky shit! Don't say it's better than my Xin Dad, even if it's a lot worse than Uncle Gu. ”

Jing Yuan took out a fan and prepared to deal with it in the family law, but Jing Yun screamed, and got into Gu Tao's coat, wrapped his head with clothes, and pouted his ass motionless.

"No, if you want to hit her, you'll have to step over my corpse." Gu Tao smiled and protected Jing Yun: "The little girl is quite sensible. ”

"I'm leaving." Jing Yuan got up and left with a cold face, his back gloomy.

After she left, the kitten got out of Gu Tao's clothes and snorted with disdain: "Let me tell you, my senior brother is a trash, at that time in Kunlun because he couldn't compare to a handsome guy from a big sect, he went crazy, went crazy and ran away, not like a man." Senior sister still protects him everywhere, really blind. ”

"Did he bully you?" Gu Tao pinched her face: "You seem to hate it very much." ”

The kitten paused, then grinned and nodded, "I want to kill him!" ”

Gu Tao and Xin Chen glanced at each other, and then Xin Chen asked in a low voice, "He won't ...... Don't even let go of your little thing, right? ”

Jing Yun sighed: "Bah, it's disgusting to think about, that person ...... How to say it, there is a kind of elegance of pulp, and fake is not. Of course, the whole Kunlun is fake, I bah! Thought I didn't know they were calling me little bastard behind their backs? ”

"You're not a little bastard." Gu Tao kneaded her face like kneading dough: "You are a lazy cat covered in dirt." ”

"Ahhhh Jing Yun didn't resist, she was rubbed by Gu Tao so casually: "I won't go back to Kunlun anyway, even if my senior sister goes back, I won't go back." I don't go back even if I die. ”

"Then don't go back." Xin Chen stretched out his hand: "My junior brother has the ability, and raising more of you is just a pair of chopsticks." ”

After Xin Chen finished speaking, he got up: "Okay, I'll try to coax Qianqian, you guys talk slowly." ”

After he left, Gu Tao and the kitten stared at each other, and the kitten suddenly shuddered: "Uncle...... If you're interested in being a minor like me...... Actually, it's not impossible, but you have to be gentle, you can't get it inside, it's very troublesome to get pregnant, I hope you don't dislike it. ”

"Get out!" Gu Tao grabbed her ear: "Go back to the bath, you stink." ”

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